- You and me both.

- 你和我都是。

- You guys at all worried this thing's like a scam?

- 你們一點也不擔心這東西像個騙局？

Like, a free trip to Hawaii?

比如，免費去夏威夷旅遊？

You don't see that every day.

你不是每天都能看到的。

You think it's legit?

你認為這是合法的？

- Only one way to find out

- 只有一個辦法可以知道

Hey, we're here for the free trip to Hawaii?

嘿，我們是來參加夏威夷免費旅行的嗎？

Who's running this thing?

誰在管理這東西？

- [Voiceover] I am.

- [畫外音]我是。

- A mysterious disembodied voice is running the thing?

- 一個神祕的虛無縹緲的聲音在掌管著這件事？

Oh yeah. It's legit.

哦，是的。這是合法的。

- [Voiceover] Welcome all. Thank you for coming.

- [旁白]歡迎大家。謝謝你們的到來。

Please, gather within the circle.

請在圈內集合。

- Yeah? And what if I don't wanna?

- 是嗎？如果我不想呢？

- [Voiceover] Then you don't win the trip to Hawaii.

- 那你就贏不了去夏威夷的旅行。

- Ah. That makes sense.

- 啊，有道理。有道理。

- Hold up, all we gotta do is stay inside the circle.

- 等一下，我們要做的就是呆在圈內。

That's the easiest thing I've ever

這是我做過的最簡單的事情了。

My vertigo!

我的眩暈！

- [Voiceover] Off-Balance Bar has been eliminated

- [畫外音]平衡杆已經被取消了

- Dang it.

- 該死的。

Every time.

每次都是這樣

- Whoa, this voice dude plays for keeps.

- 哇，這個聲音的傢伙玩的保持。

- [Voiceover] Indeed.

- 確實如此。

The last person remaining in this circle

最後一個留在這個圈子裡的人

wins a trip for two to Hawaii.

贏得夏威夷雙人遊。

- [Pineapple] Well, everybody get comfy.

- 好了，大家都舒服點吧。

Looks like we're gonna be here a while.

看來我們要在這裡待一段時間了。

- Yeah, especially since Orange isn't here.

- 是啊，尤其是橘子君不在這裡的時候。

- Totally. Can you imagine how hard this would be

- 完全可以。你能想象這有多難嗎？

if Orange was playing?

如果橘子君在玩？

We'd all be scrambling for the exits by now!

我們現在都會爭先恐後地往外跑了!

(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

- Admit it.

- 承認吧

You thought I'd probably pop up.

你以為我可能會突然出現。

- [All] No

- [全部]沒有

- That's not fair.

- 這不公平

Orange is so annoying!

橙子太煩人了!

- I'm not annoying, I'm an orange.

- 我不煩，我是橙子。

Also, I'm a brand new trumpet player. Wanna hear?

還有，我是一個全新的小號手。想聽嗎？

- [All] No!

- [全部]不！

(trumpet playing)

(小號演奏)

- Is he playing it from the wrong end?

- 他是不是玩錯了？

- That's somehow even worse.

- 這在某種程度上更糟糕。

- How are you guys holding up?

- 你們怎麼樣了？

- Eh, okay. It's pretty annoying, but it's not that bad.

- 誒，好吧。是挺煩人的，但也沒那麼糟。

- Yeah, it's not like we have ears.

- 是啊，我們又沒有耳朵。

- Yeah, well maybe you don't but I do!

- 是啊，也許你不知道，但我知道！

- Oh, I didn't think about that.

- 哦，我沒有想到這一點。

Tough draw being a literal ear of corn

艱難的平局是一個字面的玉米耳。

while Orange is learning the trumpet.

而橘子君正在學習小號。

- I cannot do it.

- 我做不到

I'm out.

我不幹了

I am out.

我不幹了

- [Voiceover] Corn has left the circle.

- 玉米已經離開了這個圈子。

Five remain.

還剩5個。

- Make it four.

- 四個吧

- Little Apple, you're leaving already?

- 小蘋果，你已經要走了？

- Pear, we both know how this is gonna go.

- 梨子，我們都知道事情會怎樣發展。

These other guys don't know Orange like we do.

這些人不像我們一樣瞭解橙子。

A trip to Hawaii isn't worth

去夏威夷旅行不值得

what you're gonna have to endure.

你將不得不忍受。

I'm out.

我不幹了

- Aww, you won't reconsider?

- 啊，你不會重新考慮嗎？

- No.

- 不知道

- Not even a little?

- 一點兒也沒有？

(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

(Little Apple screaming)

（小蘋果尖叫）

- [Voiceover] Little Apple has left the circle.

- 小蘋果已經離開了這個圈子。

Four remain.

還剩四個。

- Hey Pear. Pear. Hey Pear

- 嘿，梨子。梨子嘿，梨子

You gonna leave the circle next, Pear?

你接下來要離開這個圈子嗎 梨子

- No way.

- 不可能

I'm not worried.

我不擔心

I've seen everything you can do, dude.

你能做的事我都見識過了，老兄

- Have you, Pear?

- 你有嗎 梨子?

- Yeah. I'm ready for whatever annoying tricks you've got.

- 是的，我已經準備好了，無論你有什麼煩人的把戲。

- Okay then, Pear.

- 好吧 梨子

- Wait. Where's he going?

- 等等，他要去哪裡？他要去哪裡？

Why'd he leave?

他為什麼要離開？

Also, why'd he say my name so much?

還有，他為什麼這麼說我的名字？

- I have no idea.

- 我不知道。

- Oh boy, that's really gonna gnaw at me.

- 哦，孩子，這真的是要去啃我。

- [Orange] Hey Bopato.

- 嘿 Bopato

- That's not how you say my name.

- 你不是這樣說我的名字的。

- [Orange] Tobapo?

- [橙色]託巴波？

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- 阿寶

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塔

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- [Orange] Botabo?

- [橙色]Botabo？

- Potabo. No. Ah, now you've got me doing it.

- 波塔波不，現在你讓我做了。

- [Orange] Whoops. How slilly of me.

- [橙子]哎呀。我真是太懶了。

- You, you did it again.

- 你，你又來了。

You're saying words wrong.

你說的話都是錯的。

Slightly wrong.

稍有不妥。

- [Orange] Are you sheeerious? I'm shorry.

- 你是認真的嗎？我很緊張

I hope thish doeshn't make you leave the shircle.

我希望這不會讓你離開這個圈子。

- It normally wouldn't, other than the fact

- 通常情況下不會的，除了事實上

that you've been naked this entire conversation.

你一直赤裸裸的這整個對話。

- Seriously, am I the only one seeing this?

- 說真的，只有我一個人看到這個嗎？

- Well, you're the one with the most eyes, Potato.

- 你是最有眼力勁的一個，洋芋。

- I can't take it.

- 我不能接受。

I'm out. You guys can have the trip.

我不幹了你們可以有旅行。

- [Voiceover] Potato has left the circle.

- 馬鈴薯已經離開了這個圈子。

Three remain.

還剩三個。

Hey guys, so it looks like we're the last three remaining.

嘿，夥計們，看來我們是最後剩下的三個人了。

I'm Pear.

我是梨子。

- I'm Pineapple.

- 我是菠蘿。

I really hope I win,

我真的希望我贏。

cause it'll be a great chance to see my family.

因為這將是一個偉大的機會 看到我的家人。

- And I'm Schnozzberry.

- 而我是施諾茲貝利。

I really hope I win

我真的很希望我能贏

because well, obviously I need a procedure done

因為很明顯我需要做一個手術

and there's a really famous doctor who can do it in Hawaii.

夏威夷有個很有名的醫生可以做這個。

- I can imagine,

- 我可以想象。

there probably aren't a lot of surgeons out there

可能沒有太多的外科醫生在那裡。

who are able to reduce the size of a nose that big.

誰能夠縮小那麼大的鼻子。

- Who said anything about reducing my nose?

- 誰說要縮小我的鼻子？

I have a severe case of jaundice.

我有嚴重的黃疸病。

- Oh.

- 哦。

- Oh.

- 哦。

- Schnozzberries are, of course, supposed to be green.

- Schnozzberries當然應該是綠色的。

- No yeah, I totally knew that.

- 不，是的，我完全知道。

- No you didn't.

- 不，你沒有。

Guys, is my nose really that big?

各位，我的鼻子真的有那麼大嗎？

- Listen, here's the deal.

- 聽著，這裡的交易。

You both need the trip more than me,

你們倆比我更需要這次旅行

so I'm gonna bow out.

所以，我要去鞠躬了。

- Really?

- 真的嗎？

- Yeah. This way one of you can win the trip

- 對啊這樣一來，你們中就有一個人可以贏得這次旅行

then take the other one as your guest.

然後把另一個人當做你的客人。

- That's right, the mysterious voice

- 對了，那個神祕的聲音

did say it was a trip for two.

確實說是兩個人的旅行。

- Smart idea.

- 聰明的想法。

Thanks Pear.

謝謝梨子。

- You're welcome. I'm just glad to get out of this circle

- 不客氣，我只是很高興能離開這個圈子我只是很高興能離開這個圈子。

before Orange busts out his entire bag of tricks.

在橘子君拿出他的全部招數之前。

The kazoo, the motorboating,

卡祖，摩托艇。

the tongue touching, the nyanyas

舌尖上的觸覺，念力上的觸覺

- The farts?

- 屁？

- the farts, the mega-zoo, the

- 屁，大型動物園，

Everybody hold your breath.

大家屏住呼吸。

(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

- I gotta say, this episode is a real gas.

- 我不得不說，這一集是一個真正的氣體。

- How you holding up?

- 你怎麼樣了？

- Not so good.

- 不太好。

Wrong time to be the only one with a nose.

錯的時間，只有一個鼻子。

- Hold strong, dude!

- 堅強點，夥計！

Hawaii is within your grasp!

夏威夷就在你的掌握之中!

- On the plus side, you might not even need the procedure.

- 從好的方面來說，你可能根本不需要這個程序。

You're looking really green.

你看起來真的很綠。

- Am I? Thank you for saying that,

- 我是嗎？謝謝你這麼說

that's really kind of you to

你真好

(Schnozzberry barfing)

（Schnozzberry嘔吐）

- Whoa.

- 哇。

- [Voiceover] Schnozzberry has launched himself

- 施諾茲貝利已經開始了自己的生活。

out of the circle.

出圈。

Two remain.

還剩下兩個。

- Well, this is the part where I leave and let you win.

- 好吧，這是我離開的部分，讓你贏。

Have fun visiting your family in Hawaii.

祝你在夏威夷探親愉快。

- Oh my family doesn't live in Hawaii.

- 哦，我的家人並不住在夏威夷。

I said I was gonna see them, not visit them.

我說了我要去看他們，不是去看他們。

Yeah, we do a weekly Zoom call and I figured

是啊，我們做一個每週的Zoom電話，我想出了

why not do that call from a tropical beach

為什麼不在熱帶海灘上打電話呢？

instead of my studio apartment?

而不是我的工作室公寓？

- What? Okay, that's it.

- 什麼？ - 好吧，就是這樣。好了，就是這樣。

I'm going for the win.

我要去贏。

- But you promised!

- 但你答應過我的！

- I don't care.

- 我不在乎。

I need a break from Orange as much as anyone

我和大家一樣，需要從橙子中解脫出來。

probably more than anyone, in fact.

可能比任何人都多，事實上。

And that's why I'm not gonna tell you about the mega-zoo.

這就是為什麼我不會告訴你關於大型動物園的事。

- Yeah, you keep mentioning the mega-zoo.

- 是啊，你一直在提大型動物園。

What is it?

什麼事？

- It's about three inches directly behind you.

- 就在你身後三寸的地方。

- What?

- 什麼？

- Looks like he might be flying to Hawaii after all.

- 看來他可能還是要飛去夏威夷了。

(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

- [Voiceover] Pineapple has been mega-zoo'd

- 菠蘿是個超級動物園。

out of the circle.

出圈。

Pear wins the trip for two to Hawaii.

梨子贏得了夏威夷雙人遊。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝你。

I needed this bad.

我很需要這個

Wait, why are you giving one to Orange?

等等，你為什麼要給橙子一個？

- [Voiceover] It's a trip for two. You and Orange.

- 這是一次兩人的旅行。你和橙子

- Woohoo! Pear, we're gonna have the greatest time Pear!

- 嗚呼！梨子 我們會有最美好的時光 梨子!

- Wait. I don't get to pick the other person.

- 等等，我不能選擇另一個人。

- [Voiceover] Sorry, I don't make the rules.

- 對不起，規則不是我定的。

- Yes, you do.

- 是的，你有。

- Pear, what should we do first in Hawaii, Pear?

- 梨子，到了夏威夷，我們應該先做什麼，梨子？

Ooh! Pear, should we go PEARasailing?

梨子，我們要不要去PEARasailing？

- Stop saying my name so much.

- 別再說我的名字了

- Shorry.

- 肖裡

- And pronounce words correctly.

- 並正確發音。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- And put your peel back on.

- 然後把你的皮穿回去。

(Pear crying)

(梨花泣)

(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)