Name: 機器人烤雞十大時代兒童節目 (Top 10 Times Robot Chicken Roasted Kids Shows)
Uploaded: 2021-03-29T19:00:43.000Z
Duration: 11 min 21 s

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 times Robot chicken, roasted kid shows.

而今天我們就來細數一下我們挑選的十大時代機器人雞、烤小孩節目。

Alvin is not the only one who can score with the ladies.

艾爾文不是唯一一個能在女人身上得分的人。

呃，沒有，但好吧，那是，你知道的。

Your new show is morally bankrupt and utterly devoid of educational content.

你的新節目道德淪喪，完全沒有教育內容。

For this list will be looking at sketches where Robot Chicken parodied a classic kid show.

對於這個列表將在機器人雞模仿經典兒童節目的短劇。

Which of these sketches ruined your childhood?

This sketch is a mashup between Scooby Doo and the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

這個草圖是史酷比和龍紋身女孩的混搭。

Scooby and the Gang at the team up with Elizabeth Selander, the main character of Steeg Larson's novels.

史酷比和幫派在與伊麗莎白-塞蘭德合作的過程中，史泰格-拉爾森的小說主角。

Elizabeth is able to help the gang solve their mystery by offering her unique skill set as an expert hacker, though she does make the team uncomfortable with her quirks.

伊麗莎白能夠通過提供她作為黑客專家的獨特技能來幫助這幫人解決他們的謎團，儘管她的怪癖確實讓團隊感到不舒服。

This dark send up of Scooby Doo highlights the shortcomings of Mystery Inc sleuthing skills such as Fred's instinct to have the team needlessly split up here are receipts for a ghost costume, a one way ticket to Brazil and 12 drums of acetone, the most common Austin accelerant.

這部暗送秋波的《史酷比》凸顯了神祕公司偵查技能的不足，比如弗雷德的本能，讓團隊無謂的分裂這裡有鬼服的收據，一張去巴西的單程票和12桶丙酮，最常見的奧斯汀加速劑。

He's planning to burn the park for the insurance money, blame it on a ghost and flee the country.

他打算為了保險金燒掉公園，把責任推給鬼魂，然後逃亡國外。

I say we split up number nine Mission Kim possible.

我說我們把九號任務金可能分開。

In this sketch, Kim Possible gets captured on a mission in North Korea, and she's greeted by Kim Jong Un, who proceeds to taunt her as she's locked in a cage with alligators.

在這個草圖中，金正日在北韓執行任務時被抓，她受到金正恩的歡迎，金正恩繼續嘲諷她，因為她被關在一個有鱷魚的籠子裡。

What follows is shameless wordplay where the teenage spy and the brutal dictator trash talk each other using ponds that start with Kim's You're So Kim mature.

接下來就是無恥的文字遊戲，少年間諜和殘暴的獨裁者用以金的《你真金》成熟為開頭的池塘互相垃圾話。

That's really the extent of the whole sketch.

It's a ridiculous premise where one of the most notorious world leaders of the modern age is portrayed as a cartoonish Disney villain.

這是一個荒謬的前提，現代最臭名昭著的世界領導人之一被描繪成一個卡通的迪斯尼反派。

This is much easier than one of us ever getting a girlfriend.

這比我們其中一個人找女朋友容易多了。

Tired of living with Ernie, Bert decides to get a new roommate named Sam that he found on Craigslist.

厭倦了和厄尼的生活，伯特決定找一個新的室友，名叫山姆，他在Craigslist上找到的。

However, this is a regretful decision, as Sam is delusional and far less considerate than Ernie.

然而，這是一個令人遺憾的決定，因為山姆是妄想症，遠不如厄尼體貼。

Sam is as disruptive as Ernie, but he's more disturbing when he pesters birds.

薩姆和厄尼一樣搗亂，但他搗亂鳥類時更令人不安。

When Bird and Sam sing a song about tying shoes, Sam veers off the topic and brings up conspiracies.

當Bird和Sam唱起一曲關於繫鞋帶的歌時，Sam偏離了話題，提起了陰謀。

The American government plan 911 Needless to say, Sam isn't a good fit for Bird.

美國政府的911計劃不用說，山姆不適合伯德。

We guess poor Burt is destined to be annoyed by his roommate, regardless of who it is.

我們猜測可憐的伯特註定要被他的室友煩死了，不管是誰。

Garfield At the Vet We have some bad news.

加菲貓在獸醫那裡 我們有一些壞消息。

Someone got a case of the Mondays you have Type two diabetes.

This is a grim sketch where Garfield's poor diet leads to his doom during a trip to the vet.

這是一個殘酷的小品，加菲貓在去獸醫那裡的過程中，糟糕的飲食導致了它的厄運。

Garfield is diagnosed with diabetes and is told that he needs an operation to save his life.

加菲貓被診斷出患有糖尿病，並被告知他需要一個手術來挽救他的生命。

However, John puts his foot down and refuses the operation, sealing the felines face.

然而，約翰卻放下腳步，拒絕手術，封住了貓科動物的臉。

It's like a used car man I can't drop that kind of cash into a 13 year old cat.

這就像一個二手車的人，我不能把那麼多現金扔進一隻13歲的貓。

When he gets a replacement cat, he chooses to feed the cat the same diet as he did Garfield, thus sending this cat down a similar road.

當他得到一隻替換的貓時，他選擇了和加菲貓一樣的飲食餵養，從而讓這隻貓走上了類似的道路。

This sketch puts the blame on Garfield's eating habits squarely on John, accusing him of being a bad pet owner.

這個小品把加菲貓飲食習慣的責任完全推到了約翰身上，指責他是一個糟糕的寵物主人。

The formula to the crabby patty is a closely guarded secret, and this sketch offers an explanation as to why that's the case.

蟹黃餅的配方是一個被嚴密保護的祕密，而這幅素描畫則為我們提供了一個解釋，為什麼會這樣。

SpongeBob barges in from the kitchen to reveal to diners at the Krusty Krab that crabby Patties are made of crab, a reference to the 1973 classic sci fi film Soylent Green.

海綿寶寶從廚房裡闖進來，向食客們透露，螃蟹餅是螃蟹做的，參考1973年的經典科幻電影《Soylent Green》。

You gotta tell him Silent Brady's people.

He also accuses his boss, Mr Crabs, of using one of his former employees as the meat for one of his crabby Patties and feeding his customers their own kind to pay you to kill us.

他還指責他的老闆螃蟹先生用他的一個前僱員作為他的一個螃蟹餅的肉，並喂他的客戶自己的同類，以支付你殺死我們。

You know, the last honest man in bikini bottom.

你知道，最後一個穿著比基尼底褲的老實人。

Now, Mr Crabs is a cutthroat businessman who's obsessed with money.

現在，螃蟹先生是一個對金錢痴迷的割據商人。

But surely he wouldn't resort to such business practices on the real SpongeBob Woody.

但他肯定不會對真正的海綿寶寶伍迪採取這樣的商業行為。

Mm Number five Dora The Explorer Years have passed since Dora was a child, and now she's a teenager about to celebrate her quinceanera.

Mm Number 5 Dora The Explorer 朵拉是個孩子，已經過了很多年了，現在她已經是個十幾歲的孩子了，要慶祝她的五旬節了。

No longer a wide eyed child, Dora acts like a total delinquent stealing alcohol from a store and scoring illicit substances from a friend.

朵拉不再是一個眼界寬廣的孩子，她的行為就像一個十足的不良少年，從商店裡偷酒，從朋友那裡搜刮非法物品。

However, as Dora engages in this behavior, it's in an interactive format like her show, and she gets help along the way from her trusty backpack and map.

然而，當朵拉從事這種行為時，就像她的節目一樣，是以互動的形式進行的，她一路上得到她可靠的揹包和地圖的幫助。

Okay, okay, he's at the park on 12 under the Jungle Gym.

好吧，好吧，他在公園12樓的叢林體育館下面。

A couple of familiar characters from the show make appearances.

Swiper shows up to Doris Quinceanera, looking to hook up with Dora's friends and boots, has shown on a security tape attacking an elderly woman in a driveway.

Swiper出現在Doris Quinceanera，尋找勾搭多拉的朋友和靴子，已經顯示在一個安全錄音帶攻擊一個老婦人在車道上。

Number four, The time of the Great Pumpkin.

Through the use of black magic, Linus is able to summon the Great Pumpkin and finally meet the long sought after figure.

通過使用黑魔法，萊納斯得以召喚出大南瓜，並最終見到了那個尋找已久的人物。

終於，現在你可以送我禮物了。

However, the great pumpkin turns out to be an evil creature and eats the kids from the Peanuts gang one by one.

然而，大南瓜竟然是一個邪惡的生物，把花生幫的孩子們一個個吃掉。

The sketch references several of the classic tropes, from the Charlie Brown cartoons from Lucy pulling the football to the adults who speak incoherently to the kids.

這個小品參考了幾個經典的典故，從《查理-布朗》卡通片中的露西拉足球，到大人們對孩子們語無倫次的說話。

Oh, I never have any idea what any adult says.

哦，我從來不知道任何成年人說什麼。

The world of Charlie Brown was always depressing and bleak, but robot chicken managed to make it much worse.

查理-布朗的世界總是讓人感到壓抑和淒涼，但機器雞卻成功地讓它變得更糟。

Number three Undercover Smurf boss trying to get more information on the day to day affairs in the Smurf Village, Papa Smurf goes undercover, much like the reality TV show Undercover Boss.

三號臥底藍精靈老闆為了獲得更多藍精靈村日常事務的資訊，藍精靈爸爸去做臥底，很像真人秀節目《臥底老闆》。

He works as an intern first for Farmer Smurf and then Doctor Smurf, where he fails miserably practicing medicine instead of being wise and compassionate.

他先是給農夫藍精靈當實習生，後來又給藍精靈醫生當實習生，在那裡，他沒有智慧和同情心，而是悲慘地行醫失敗。

Papa Smurf is portrayed as condescending and incompetent.

藍精靈爸爸被塑造成高傲無能的形象。

Teach me to care about your sad little life.

I mean your noble and fulfilling career choice.

我是說你高尚而充實的職業選擇。

The sketch looks at problems from Smurf Village that would be overlooked in the cartoon, and it raises an interesting question.

這篇小品從藍精靈村看會被卡通片忽略的問題，它提出了一個有趣的問題。

How is grouchy Smurf useful to the village?

脾氣暴躁的藍精靈對村子有什麼用？

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