Another day, another migraine.

又是一天，又是一個偏頭痛。

Ah! What the...?

啊，怎麼...

What are you doing?!

你在做什麼？

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Fire!

開火！

Whoa! Squidward's house is destroying the neighborhood!

哇！章魚哥的房子把整個社區都毀了！

We've got to turn this thing off!

我們得把這東西關掉！

This Sunday relaxation really hits the spot.

這個週日的放鬆真的很到位。

Hmm, where to look...

嗯，去哪裡找...

Hmm, this off button seem suspicious.

嗯，這個關閉按鈕似乎很可疑。

We did it, Patrick!

我們做到了，帕特里克！

President Squidward...

章魚哥總統...

No, no. Don't say anything more.

不，不。不要再說什麼了。

[laughing]

[笑]

This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.

這對我的傷害比對你的傷害更大。

Uh, OK, let me just memorize--

呃，好吧，讓我來背... ...

Ah!

啊！

Hey, I wasn't ready!

嘿，我還沒準備好！

Would you mind waiting till I--

你介意等我...

Hang on, you're starting to look like your old self again.

堅持住，你又開始像以前的自己了。

Nope, still too handsome.

不對，還是太帥了。

It's still not working.

還是不行。

Maybe I'm not doing it hard enough.

也許是我做得不夠努力。

Ah, hang on a sec--

啊，等一下...

Let me--

讓我...

[groaning]

[呻吟]

Eek! Squidward, you're even more handsome now!

咦！章魚哥，你現在更帥了！

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

And the crowd is in a frenzy!

而眾人則是一片譁然!

Well, SpongeBob, it was you who got me into this mess,

好吧，海綿寶寶，是你把我捲進這個爛攤子的

now you have to get me out again!

現在你又要把我弄出去！

I know, Squidward!

我知道，章魚哥！

I'll think of something!

我會想辦法的!

I just need... I just...

我只是需要...我只是...

[wood breaking]

[斷木]

[in slow-mo] Got me into...

[慢鏡頭] 讓我進入... ...

Squidward! Look out for that falling shoe!

章魚哥！小心那個掉下來的鞋子！

Huh?

咦？

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Squidward...

章魚哥...

SpongeBob...?

海綿寶寶... ？

You're back!

你回來了！

Oh, Squidward! I love you no matter how many times we smash your face!

哦，章魚哥！不管我們打你多少次，我都愛你！

I almost wish that meant something.

我幾乎希望這意味著什麼。

Everyone be-eth a critic.

每個人都是評論家

[hammering]

[敲擊]

Squidward?

章魚哥？

That ougtha hold him.

那是我們的目標

[laughing]

[笑]

[chuckling]

[笑著說]

Huh?

咦？

SpongeBob! Why, you little...!

海綿寶寶！ -為什麼，你這個小...為什麼，你這個小...

[laughing]

[笑]

Hmm, a Krabby Patty.

嗯，一個蟹皇堡。

[sniffs]

[嗅]

Ow!

嗷！

- Squidward! - So long, SpongeLoser!

- 章魚哥！- 再見，SpongeLoser！

[laughing] Ow!

[笑]嗷！

[laughing]

[笑]

Ha-ha!

哈哈！

[laughing]

[笑]

[laughing]

[笑]

[Squidward groaning]

[烏賊王呻吟]

[groaning]

[呻吟]

[laughing]

[笑]

I got you now, SpongeBob!

我抓到你了，海綿寶寶！

What did you idiots do?

你們這些白痴做了什麼？

Squidward, what are you doing in there? You were supposed to keep watch.

章魚哥，你在裡面做什麼？你應該去守夜的

Yeah, and you woke up the guard worm, too!

是啊，你還把守衛蟲吵醒了!

I didn't do it! You blockheads woke...

不是我乾的！你們這些笨蛋醒了...

the... worm.

那個... 蟲子

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Coast is clear. Squiddy, you are a genius.

海岸安全了Squiddy，你是個天才。

Ouch. What the...? Hey, I needed a wooden spoon.

哎喲什麼... ？嘿，我需要一個木勺。

I'll just keep it safe from harm in my back pocket.

我就把它放在我的後口袋裡，以免受到傷害。

And now for the mattress.

現在是床墊。

[biting]

[咬]

I should've guessed.

我早該猜到的。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Give me that cologne.

給我那瓶古龍水。

Now get in there!

現在進去吧！

Happy Halloween, Squidward!

萬聖節快樂，章魚哥！

I'm not going to get hurt this time.

這次我不會受傷了。

What the...? Isn't that Mr. Krabs?

什麼... ？ - 那不是蟹老闆嗎？那不是蟹老闆嗎？

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[growling]

[咆哮]

The guard worm doesn't look very happy.

守衛蟲看起來不是很開心。

Run, Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma!

快跑，蟹老闆！跑得像你沒昏迷一樣！

[sniffing]

[聞]

It's... me money!

這是... 我的錢！

[whimpering]

[嗚咽]

Oh, money. I promise I'll never leave you alone again!

哦，錢。我保證我再也不會離開你了！

- Hey, Mr. Krabs! - [barking]

- 嘿，蟹老闆！- [叫聲]

- Ah! Mr. Krabs, it's us! - Trick or treat.

- 啊！ 蟹老闆，是我們！蟹老闆，是我們！- 不給糖就搗蛋

Oh, hey, SpongeBob. I didn't recognize you.

哦，嘿，海綿寶寶我沒認出你來

Say, why are you two dressed as meat?

說，你們兩個為什麼要穿成肉的樣子？

Not just meat, we're choice cuts! Right, Squidward?

不只是肉，我們是精選的肉！對吧，章魚哥？

Oh, I give up.

哦，我放棄了。

[growling]

[咆哮]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Get away!

走開！

[laughing]

[笑]