Name: 拜登計劃2024年參選總統，佐治亞州的選民壓制｜今夜秀場 (Biden Planning 2024 Presidential Run, Georgia’s Voter Suppression | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2021-03-27T18:25:50.000Z
Duration: 5 min 24 s

Thank you so much. Let's get to the news.

謝謝你這麼多。讓我們進入新聞。

about President Biden's first press conference

關於拜登總統的首次新聞發佈會

而且，從各方面來看，他做得很好

I mean, his dog Major didn't eat anyone's face.

我的意思是，他的狗少校沒有吃任何人的臉。

One of the big moments from the press conference was

新聞發佈會上的一個重要時刻是

when Biden said he expects to run for reelection in 2024.

時，拜登表示，他預計將在2024年競選連任。

"First he puts me in charge of the border crisis.

Listen, I'm not picking sides, or anything,

聽著，我不是選邊站，或任何東西。

but if it's eight years of falling up airplane stairs

但如果是8年的飛機樓梯摔倒的經歷

because Biden didn't call on them for a question.

今天早上，他們做了一個節目叫... ...

That's right, Fox is mad that they were left out.

沒錯，福克斯很生氣，他們被排除在外了。

It's kind of like your bully being offended

that he's not invited to your birthday party.

他沒有被邀請參加你的生日聚會。

"But I just give you a wedgie this morning."

"但我今天早上只是給你打了個楔子。"

But Fox News had a lot of very fair questions ready to go.

但福克斯新聞準備了很多非常公平的問題。

-暗示派的笑話，是的。-哇哦哇，哇

好吧，這裡有一些重大的科技新聞。

Yesterday, Georgia Republicans built a time machine

昨天，喬治亞州的共和黨人製造了一臺時光機

as a collection of voter suppression tactics.

The new law goes so far as to bar volunteers

to voters standing in lines, lines which are much more likely

選民排隊，而排隊的可能性要大得多。

-Yeah, the state of Georgia just passed a new law

-是的，喬治亞州剛剛通過了一項新的法律。

that restricts voting, so let's just say the law is so racist,

限制投票，所以我們就說法律是如此的種族主義。

it already has its own warning label on Disney+.

它在Disney+上已經有了自己的警告標籤。

When you heard about the law, Vladimir Putin was like --

當你聽到這個法律時，弗拉基米爾-普京就像... ...

Teach a man to rig, he will rig for a lifetime.

教一個人鑽機，他會鑽一輩子。

A lot of people are pointing out how Georgia's governor

很多人都在指出喬治亞州州長如何

signed the bill into law while he was surrounded

簽署了該法案，而他卻被包圍了

They're basically set up like bowling pins

基本上都是像保齡球一樣的設置

-哇哦-而且，每隔一小時，就會耽誤一個小時

You know, the captain's friends are still like,

"不，說實話，根本就沒有那麼糟糕。

In fact, stay off of everything but this phone call, yeah.

事實上，除了這個電話之外，其他的事情都不要管，對。

Meanwhile, every 15 minutes, the captain's wife is like,

同時，每隔15分鐘，船長的妻子就像。

You can't fit. You can't fit in the thing.

你不能適應。你不能適應的東西。

First, they tried freeing the ship with a bulldozer.

首先，他們嘗試用推土機解救這艘船。

Can we take a look at that picture again?

我們可以再看一下那張照片嗎？

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拜登計劃2024年參選總統，佐治亞州的選民壓制｜今夜秀場 (Biden Planning 2024 Presidential Run, Georgia’s Voter Suppression | The Tonight Show)

applause

brilliant

expect

conference