Mhm Stephen Colbert.

斯蒂芬・科爾伯特

Height and weight.

身高和體重。

Um, so 55 to 17 doesn't seem like it to me, but that's what I saw.

嗯，所以55比17在我看來並不像，但這是我看到的。

A lot of my searches are about stocks, as my sons are really into Robin Hood and Wall Street bets.

我的很多搜索都是關於股票的，因為我的兒子們非常喜歡羅賓漢和華爾街賭局。

And so I look and check a lot of my stocks, AMC theaters, BlackBerry and, of course, Gamestop.

所以我看了很多股票，檢查了很多股票，AMC影院，黑莓，當然還有Gamestop。

And I thought, I've invested an enormous amount of money and I'm waiting for the Gamma squeeze and I'll let you know that happens.

我想，我已經投入了大量的資金，我在等待Gamma的擠壓，我會讓你知道發生了什麼。

But it's a big part of my life.

但它是我生活的重要組成部分。

Um, yes, how to know when your sex appeal is overwhelming people.

嗯，是的，如何知道你的性魅力何時讓人無法抗拒。

And so I did a deep dive on that one.

於是我對這個問題進行了深入的研究。

Then I clicked on how to tamp it down.

然後我點擊瞭如何夯實它。

I don't know why it spoke to me when you're very attractive and over the age of 60 What What's next was one of my searches.

我不知道為什麼它跟我說話的時候，你很有吸引力，而且年齡超過60歲，接下來是什麼是我的搜索之一。

Um, I don't know why I went into that.

嗯，我不知道為什麼我去了那。

It just sort of spoke to me as well.

它只是有點對我來說也。

And I clicked on that, uh And then how tall is Steve Carell?

我點擊了那個，呃 然後史蒂夫-卡瑞爾有多高？

I did a deep dive on that.

我對此進行了深入的研究。

I guess he's 5 10 I also do a lot of quirky searches when I try to learn impressions.

我想他是5 10我也做了很多古怪的搜索，當我試圖學習印象。

I was searching.

我在尋找。

I search a lot of Joe Biden.

我搜了很多喬-拜登的資料。

I'm still trying to figure out a way to do Joe Biden.

我還在想辦法做喬-拜登。

So I searched things he said, and his background and stuff like that.

所以我搜索了他說的東西，還有他的背景之類的東西。

Hey, folks, this is Joe Biden.

嘿 夥計們 我是喬-拜登

I'm not making this up.

我不是在瞎編。

I'm not kidding around here.

我不是在這裡開玩笑。

No joke, no joke.

不開玩笑，不開玩笑。

Come on now, Dana Carvey's got a podcast.

來吧，Dana Carvey有一個播客。

Calls it fantastic.

稱其為夢幻般的。

Not kidding around.

不是在開玩笑。

Not kidding around folks.

不是在開玩笑，夥計們。

No joke here.

這裡不是開玩笑。

Yes, um, I do look up how to find my podcast because I'm not really technical.

是的，嗯，我確實會查如何找到我的播客，因為我不是很懂技術。

People say, Have you heard it?

人們說，你聽說過嗎？

Not really.

不見得

So I look up where it is and it goes.

於是，我查了一下，它在哪裡，就去哪裡。

Holy tomatoes.

聖潔的西紅柿。

It's on Spotify and iTunes and it's on YouTube and I'm like, Man, that's amazing.

它在Spotify和iTunes上，它在YouTube上，我很喜歡，夥計，這是驚人的。

And we are now up to 138 official listeners.

而我們現在的正式聽眾已經達到了138人。

So many, uh, advertisers are listening in tonight.

這麼多，呃，廣告商今晚都在聽。

Uh, you know, we are open for a business we are ready to read.

呃，你知道，我們是開放的業務，我們準備閱讀。

Adds to our 138 the wicked 1 38.

增加到我們的138個惡人38個。

So it's very, very exciting.

所以這是非常非常令人興奮的。

And, um, as my friend Barack Obama would say it was a kind of a frequent guest on the podcast.

而且，嗯，就像我的朋友奧巴馬會說的那樣，它是播客上的一種常客。

It's a good stuff.

這是個好東西。

That's a good show.

這是個好節目。

Michelle and I love listening to Dana Carvey's podcast because Dana Carvey's podcast is a lot of fun.

米歇爾和我喜歡聽達納-卡維的播客，因為達納-卡維的播客非常有趣。

I'm not going on a lot.

我不是經常去。

We do a lot of things.

我們做了很多事情。

That's the way we do it.

我們就是這樣做的。

Mhm, yeah, mhm, Mhm, mhm.

嗯，是的，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯。