AGAINST CORONAVIRUS, EVEN THOUGH VACCINES HAVE BEEN AVAILABLE IN

防治冠狀病毒，儘管已經有了疫苗。

HIS COUNTRY FOR MONTHS NOW.

他的國家幾個月了。

>> THE KREMLIN HAVE SAID THIS WILL BE A PRIVATE EVENT.

>> 克林說這將是一個私人事件。

THEY SAY THEY'RE NOT GOING-- IT'S NOT GOING TO BE OPEN TO THE

他們說他們不會... ... 不會向公眾開放的。

PUBLIC.

公共。

IT'S NOT GOING TO BE TELEVISED.

它不會被電視轉播。

THEY'RE SAYING THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO RELEASE ANY PICTURES.

他們說他們不會發布任何圖片。

>> ALTHOUGH VLADIMIR PUTIN'S DOCTOR DID BRIEF THE WORLD ON

>> 儘管弗拉基米爾-普京的博士向世界作了簡短的介紹

THE PRESIDENT'S VACCINATION.

主席的疫苗接種：

>> GOOD AFTERNOON.

>> 晚上好。

I AM DR. VICTOR VON DOOM.

我是博士，維克多-馮-杜姆。維克多-馮-杜姆博士。

I AM PERSONAL PHYSICIAN TO THE WORLD'S MOST NOTORIOUS

我是世界上最臭名昭著的人的私人醫生。

STRONGMEN-- VLADIMIR PUTIN, KIM JONG-UN, AND BRITNEY SPEARS'

強人 -- -- 弗拉基米爾-普京、金正恩和布利特尼-斯皮爾斯的作品。

DAD.

DAD：

TODAY, I ADMINISTERED PRESIDENT PUTIN'S VACCINE.

今天，我為普京總統注射了疫苗。

HE IS FINE.

他是好的。

>> CAN WE SEE A PHOTO?

>> 我們能看看照片嗎？

>> OF COURSE.

>> 當然。

>> NO, OF HIM GETTING THE VACCINE.

>> 不，他得到的疫苗。

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> 當然。

>> NO, OF PRESIDENT PUTIN GETTING VACCINATED.

>> 沒有，普京總統被打了疫苗。

>> SILENCE!

>> 安靜！

BUT IN LIEU OF PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF, PRESIDENT PUTIN HAS

但是，為了不提供照片證明，普京總統卻：

RELEASED THIS STATEMENT: >> SOUNDS LIKE HE'S MAD AT YOU.

發佈了這份聲明。>> 聽起來他好像對你很生氣。

>> NO, IF HE WERE MAD, WHY WOULD HE HAVE SENT ME THIS LOVELY GIFT

>> 不，如果他瘋了，他為什麼要送我這個可愛的禮物？

BASKET OF SUSHI AND UNDERWEAR.

一籃子的壽司和內衣。

OH, NO!

哦，不！

>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

>> 播音員：這是 "晚間節目與史蒂芬・科爾伯特。"