Name: 普京接種疫苗，拜登的3萬億美元經濟計劃｜吉米-法倫的今夜秀-----。 (Putin Gets Vaccinated, Biden’s $3 Trillion Economic Plan | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)
Uploaded: 2021-03-24T18:31:50.000Z
Duration: 6 min 22 s

-Welcome to "The Tonight Show," everybody!

嗯，夥計們，這是非常令人興奮的。

Today, New York lowered the COVID vaccine eligibility

今天，紐約降低了COVID疫苗的接種資格。

So good news -- now every New York City hot dog

好消息是... 現在每個紐約市的熱狗...

-Yep, New Yorkers will do anything to get vaccinated.

-是的，紐約人為了接種疫苗不擇手段。

This morning, I saw Times Square Elmo getting gray streaks.

今天早上，我看到時代廣場的Elmo有了灰色的條紋。

-是的，那是真的-是的，這是真的。技術上來說.

Dropping the age requirement to 50 is super-exciting

將年齡要求降至50歲，超級激動人心啊

until you go for your shot and no one checks your ID.

直到你去打針，沒有人檢查你的身份。

It's like -- "Don't you want to see proof?"

Like, "I got my ID checked today at the store."

比如說，"我今天在店裡檢查了我的身份證"

I go, "They didn't think you were 21 years old?"

我說："他們沒有想到你才21歲？"

Honestly, this really means that everyone's eligible

說實話，這真的是人人都有資格參加了

'cause, after the last year, even kids look 50.

"因為，經過去年，連孩子們都看起來50歲了。

Meanwhile, today in Russia, Vladimir Putin

but the Kremlin wouldn't say which vaccine Putin got.

但克里姆林宮不願透露普京打的是哪種疫苗。

-Yep, it will either be Sputnik V, COVID-Vac,

-是的，要麼是斯普尼克五號，要麼是COVID -Vac。

The nurse asked which arm, and Putin said, "Left pec,"

護士問是哪條胳膊，普京說："左胸肌"。

and then galloped away shirtless on a horse.

然後赤裸著上身騎馬馳騁而去。

普京創造了歷史，他是俄羅斯第一個

to get injected with something and live to talk about it.

被注入一些東西，活生生的說出來。

我的意思是，通常情況下，當一個俄羅斯人

gets injected, they're either being poisoned

or preparing for the Olympics. Let's be honest.

或準備參加奧運會。我們說實話吧。

-哇哦"很好！"有人說，"很好！"-有人說，"不錯！"

That's the thing about these tinier, smaller crowds.

這就是這些更小更小的人群的特點。

-They're intimate. -Yeah, they're actual --

-他們很親密-是的，他們是真正的...

-"不錯！"好吧，我要 "不錯"。我要 "不錯"。

Speaking of the pandemic, I saw that DoorDash will now

說到流行病，我看到DoorDash現在將。

Yeah, the DoorDash guy will hook you up with fast food,

是的，DoorDash的人會給你提供快餐。

COVID tests, and, after a long enough pause, weed.

COVID測試，並且，在足夠長的停頓後，耪 。

"這是你的快遞，這是你的測試。這是你的測試。

All right. All right. Let me see what I got."

好吧，好吧。好吧，讓我看看我有什麼。讓我看看我得到了什麼。"

I got to be honest. It's a little strange

我得說實話。這是一個有點奇怪的

getting medical supplies from the same guy

Disney California Adventure just reopened.

迪士尼加州冒險之旅剛剛重新開放。

沒錯，你可以付75元你可以付七十五元

The CEO of Disneyland was on the news to talk about it.

迪斯尼樂園的CEO在新聞上談及此事。

under some significant capacity constraints,

but there's still plenty of things you can do at the park

但仍有很多事情你可以在公園裡做。

哦，聽起來...這聽起來 - 這聽起來很有趣。

President Biden's team is working on a $3-trillion

拜登總統的團隊正在進行一項價值3萬億美元的。

proposal for jobs, education, and infrastructure.

關於就業、教育和基礎設施的建議；

Does Joe Biden have a bunch of bitcoin we don't know about?

喬-拜登有一堆我們不知道的比特幣嗎？

是的，該計劃將花費3萬億美元。

And you can tell big corporations aren't happy.

而且你可以看出大公司並不高興。

This morning, when Biden asked his iPhone for the weather,

今天早上，當拜登向他的iPhone詢問天氣情況時。

-西里試著打開一扇窗戶，婊子。

-This was interesting. According to the White House,

Biden and former President Obama talk on the phone all the time.

拜登和前總統奧巴馬經常通電話。

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