Name: 瑪麗-貝絲-巴龍與她6歲的侄子有矛盾｜吉米-法倫主演的《今夜秀》。 (Mary Beth Barone Has Beef with Her 6-Year-Old Nephew | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)
Uploaded: 2021-03-24T18:31:21.000Z
Duration: 5 min 16 s

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Hello. Thank you so much. I'm so happy to be here.

你好，謝謝你謝謝你這麼多。我很高興來到這裡。

現在進行式

My name is Mary Beth, and I am actually living proof

我叫瑪麗-貝絲，其實我就是活生生的證明。

that even self-aware white people are terrible.

即使是有自知之明的白人也很可怕。

'Cause it's 2021. People are getting woke, right?

因為現在是2021年了人們開始清醒了，對吧？

And I'm from Connecticut, I come from a great family,

而我來自康涅狄格州，我來自一個偉大的家庭。

so I'm, like, constantly checking my privilege.

所以，我一樣，不斷檢查我的特權。

'Cause they keep trying to take it, and I'm like, "No."

"因為他們一直想把它， 我想，"沒有。"

My family isn't wealthy. We are comfortable.

So, how I describe it is, we do belong to a yacht club,

所以，我的描述是，我們確實屬於一個遊艇俱樂部。

but I was grandfathered into unlimited data.

My parents are super-supportive of my comedy, especially my dad,

我的父母對我的喜劇超級支持，尤其是我的爸爸。

"因為他在70年代就做過單人表演了

and then he took the easy way out and became a surgeon.

然後他走了一條簡單的路，成為一名外科醫生。

we're both in the business of saving lives.

My mom's just happy I didn't end up in a career

我媽媽很高興我沒有在事業上有所成就。

他們有六個孩子，我的媽媽和爸爸。

Now there's grandkids, and I love my nieces,

現在有孫子了，我愛我的侄女。

And the other day, he asked my sister-in-law --

He said, "Is Mary Beth my aunt or my cousin?"

他說："瑪麗-貝絲是我的姑姑還是我的表妹？"

她說："瑪麗-貝絲是你的姑姑。"

And he said, "Well, then, why does she always act

他說："那麼，為什麼她總是表現出...

So I ran and told my mom he was bullying me

所以我就跑去跟我媽說他欺負我了

I love kids so much, I'm not going to have any.

我太愛孩子了，我不打算生了。

And whenever I say that, the response is always the same.

而每當我說這句話時，得到的迴應總是一樣的。

People tell me, "You're going to change your mind.

人們告訴我："你要改變主意了。

You're going to change your mind 'cause if you

你會改變你的想法，因為如果你...

never have kids, you'll never know what it's like

不生孩子，你永遠不會知道它是什麼樣子的

to love someone more than you love yourself."

And I was like, "No, that's exactly my point."

我當時想，"不，這正是我的觀點。"

I have my hands full. I'm dating a 27-year-old.

我有我的手滿。我在和一個27歲的人約會

我們是在網上認識的。他住在英國。

So this definitely was not part of my plan.

所以這絕對不是我計劃的一部分。

I always thought if I was going to date a guy,

我一直以為如果我要和一個男人約會。

就像在死亡之門。40歲還是什麼。

And I just feel like dating an old guy would be really chill

我只是覺得和一個老男人約會會很冷酷。

'cause they're too tired to do anything...

因為他們太累了，什麼都做不了... ...

而他們手機上的字體又是那麼大。

I thought of that joke when I was at dinner with my dad.

我和爸爸吃飯的時候就想到了這個笑話。

我約會的那個人是完全的英國人。

I've been taking classes, which have been really helpful.

我一直在上課，這對我的幫助很大。

Because up until now, all of my British cultural references

因為直到現在，我所有的英國文化參考資料

were what I learned from the Spice Girls movie.

是我從《辣妹子》電影中學到的。

And things are going well, but I don't know.

We're just, like, at different points in our lives.

我們只是，喜歡，在不同的點 在我們的生活。

If you're watching this, baby, go to bed.

如果你在看這個，寶貝，去睡覺。

International travel is suspended right now,

and I know, like, the virus and all that,

but it's annoying, 'cause he's wonderful.

And I just know that I've been romantically involved

Or the guy whose favorite band was The Beatles.

或者那個最喜歡披頭士樂隊的人。

Or how about the guy who texted me two summers ago

或者，如何對人 誰發短信給我兩個夏天前，

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瑪麗-貝絲-巴龍與她6歲的侄子有矛盾｜吉米-法倫主演的《今夜秀》。 (Mary Beth Barone Has Beef with Her 6-Year-Old Nephew | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)

constantly

privilege

aware

applause