THAT'S WHAT AN L.A. MAN SAYS HE FOUND INSIDE HIS BOX OF CINNAMON

這就是一個洛杉磯男人說他在他的肉桂盒裡發現的東西。

TOAST CRUNCH.

TOAST CRUNCH。

ACCORDING TO REPORTS, THE MAN OPENED THE BOX AND NOTICED THE

根據報道，這名男子打開盒子後，注意到了... ...

FIRST SHRIMP TAIL, SO HE LOOKED INSIDE THE OPENED BAG AND SAW

第一條蝦尾，所以他看了看打開的袋子裡面，看到的是

ANOTHER, THEN PRETTY MUCH FREAKED OUT AND CLOSED THE BOX.

另一個，然後嚇得關上了盒子。

GENERAL MILLS HAS REFUTED THE CLAIM SAYING, "WE ASSURE YOU

米爾斯將軍反駁了這一說法，他說："我們向您保證，我們的產品是有質量保證的。

THAT THERE'S NO POSSIBILITY OF CROSS CONTAMINATION WITH

不可能有交叉汙染的可能性，與

SHRIMP."

SHRIMP。"

>> HEY!

>> 嘿！

WHAT'S GOING ON?

發生了什麼事？

E'RE MAKING CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!

我在做肉桂麵包脆餅!

>> WE'LL HELP.

>> 我們會幫助你的。

GREAT!

太好了！

I DO THE BAKING.

我做烘焙。

>> I SHAKE ON CINNAMON AND SUGAR!

>> 我在肉桂和糖上搖晃！

OOPS!

糟糕！

>> AND I ADD THE SHRIMP TAILS.

>> 我還加了蝦尾。

HE HAS -- ISSUES.

他有--問題。

I'M TALKING THE POOP AND THE SEA BUG.

我說的是大便和海蟲。

DON'T LOOK ME IN EYES, BRENDA SAID I WAS A LOUSY CHEF WHEN SHE

別看我的眼睛，BRENDA說我是個懶惰的廚師，當她... ...

LEFT ME, BUT NOW SHE'LL SEE.

離開了我，但現在她會看到。

YOU'LL ALL SEE!

你們都會看到的！

>> I THINK IT'S CLEAR WHY BRENDA LEFT HIM.

>> 我想很清楚為什麼布蘭達會離開他。

>> WHAT DOES SHE KNOW?

>> 她知道什麼？

YOU HAVEN'T LIVED TILL YOU'VE EATEN THE EXOSKELETON OF AN

如果你沒有吃過一個人的外骨骼，你就不算活過。

ARTHROPOD IN MILK.

牛奶中的節肢動物。

THEY'LL STAB YOU IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT WHEN YOU EAT THEM!

當你吃的時候，他們會把你的後背刺穿！

HAHAHA!

哈哈哈！

>> TASTES SAD.

>> 味道很糟。

LIKE SALTY GARBAGE.

像鹹菜一樣。

CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!

肉桂麵包脆餅!

TAKE ME BACK, BRENDA!

帶我回去，布蘭達！

FROM GENERAL MILLS, THE MAKERS OF CHEERIOS.

來自通用磨坊，cheerios的製造商。

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