Hot Take has exclusively obtained the video with sound Oh my God, my brains coming out of my nose.

熱拍網獨家獲得了這段視頻，聲音哦，我的天，我的腦漿從鼻子裡流出來了。

Also, my wife is not a real doctor.

還有，我老婆不是真正的醫生。

As of airtime, President Biden is still tumbling around inside.

截至直播時間，拜登總統還在裡面翻來覆去。

Air Force One.

空軍一號

Consequently, hot take can now project that Donald Trump has won the 2024 presidential election.

是以，熱拿現在可以推算出唐納德-特朗普已經贏得了2024年的總統選舉。

We can only hope that the parts of Biden's brain, responsible for pathetic concession calls are still functioning.

我們只能希望拜登的大腦中，負責可憐的讓步電話的部分還在運作。

Joining us now is Democratic Congressman Jason Crow of Colorado.

現在加入我們的是科羅拉多州的民主黨議員傑森-克勞。

What's shaken, Congressman.

有什麼動搖的，議員。

Hi, Tyler.

嗨，泰勒

It's good to be with you.

能和你在一起真好

I think I hope.

我想我希望。

Who knows?

誰知道呢？

Now that Trump has been elected president 2024 Do you hope you will reach across the aisle and work with you and your fellow Democrats?

現在特朗普已經當選為2024年的總統，你希望你能跨過過道，與你和你的民主黨人合作嗎？

I'm I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.

我... 我真的不知道你在說什麼。

Donald Trump will not be elected in 2024 but you know, I admire your optimism.

唐納德-特朗普不會在2024年當選，但你知道，我很佩服你的樂觀精神。

They say Biden fell while going upwards.

他們說拜登在往上走的時候摔倒了。

How is that possible?

這怎麼可能？

Unless he's a demon with our president in such a weakened state, we should completely shut down any discussion of removing our troops from Kabul.

除非他是一個惡魔，我們的總統處於如此虛弱的狀態，我們應該完全關閉任何關於從喀布爾撤軍的討論。

Absolutely.

絕對的

For comparison.

為了比較：

By the way, here's tape of Stairmaster.

對了，這是Stairmaster的錄音帶。

General President Trump flawlessly demonstrating how to navigate stairs.

總統特朗普將軍完美無瑕地演示瞭如何駕馭樓梯。

Oh, wow.

哦，哇。

Oh, look at me.

哦，看著我。

Is a stallion everywhere in a jet pack?

難道到處都是坐著噴氣揹包的種馬？

Here to comment on Biden Tripping is associate professor of neurology at Harvard Medical School.

在這裡評論拜登絆的是哈佛醫學院神經學副教授。

Doctor, my tray Mazumdar.

醫生，我的托盤，馬祖達

Thank you for joining us, Doctor.

謝謝你加入我們，醫生。

Thank you for having me, Tyler.

謝謝你邀請我，泰勒

I, too, am a doctor.

我也是一名醫生。

Ever since I blacked out on Schlitz and Army crawled across the graduation ceremony at Johns Hopkins Medical School.

自從我在約翰-霍普金斯醫學院的畢業典禮上黑了施利茨和陸軍爬過之後。

Now, I don't want to get too technical, but do you recommend Biden's Cabinet immediately activate the 25th Amendment and remove him from office?

我不想說得太技術化 但你是否建議拜登的內閣立即啟動第25條修正案 將他撤職？

Or can he govern with his spinal cord detached?

或者說，他的脊髓脫落了，還能治理嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

You know, I think people trip all the time.

你知道嗎，我覺得人們總是被絆倒。

Please just say Biden is unfit.

請直接說拜登不合適。

Yeah, I won't say that.

是啊，我不會說的。

Please.

求你了

Yeah, I won't say that.

是啊，我不會說的。

No, Dammit, dammit!

不，該死的，該死的！

Thank you for joining us, Doctor.

謝謝你加入我們，醫生。

If you want to learn more about medicine, please be sure to check out the Harvard School and moving on covid infected super immigrants are poring over our borders, bringing us to a new segment.

如果你想了解更多的醫學知識，請一定要看看哈佛學校和移動covid感染的超級移民正在我們的邊界上掠過，為我們帶來新的部分。

Border in Beijing, America under attack, not xenophobic.

北京的邊境，美國受到攻擊，不是排外。

It says it right there in the title.

標題裡就寫著呢。

So we're good.

所以我們很好。

4000 immigrants are arriving at the southern border every day.

每天有4000名移民抵達南部邊境。

Unprecedented.

前所未有的。

If you just look at this one part on the right.

如果你只看右邊這一個部分。

Last week, my colleagues at the establishment take the show from the southern border.

上週，我的建制派同事從南疆帶著節目。

The following Sunday.

下週日。

The dead eyed Nielsen score addicts at ABC News is this week completely copied them.

美國廣播公司新聞部的死心眼尼爾森分數上癮者是本週完全抄襲了他們。

Listen, rad.

聽著，Rad。

It's only one news network can be so bankrupted.

只有一個新聞網可以如此破產。

Exploits Children fleeing their homes for a better life for a ratings cash grab.

剝削兒童為搶收視率套現而逃離家園過上更好的生活。

And that's us Congressman.

這就是我們議員。

Border crisis, crisis, crisis, crisis, crisis prove me wrong.

邊境危機，危機，危機，危機，危機證明我錯了。

Well, I mean, this is undoubtedly a terrible situation for these Children, these unaccompanied minors.

嗯，我的意思是，這無疑是一個可怕的情況 對於這些兒童，這些無人陪伴的未成年人。

The differences is we actually now have a president who is in office that cares about these folks who wants to do the right thing that wants to secure the border.

不同的是，我們現在有一個關心這些人的總統在任，他想做正確的事情，想保護邊境安全。

But do it in a compassionate way, and I'll actually do so in a way that's consistent with our values.

但以一種慈悲的方式去做，我其實會以一種符合我們價值觀的方式去做。

American covid fake foreign covid real and bad.

美國的covid假的外國的covid真的和壞的。

Exactly.

就是這樣

Thank you, Susan.

謝謝你，蘇珊。

Personally, I'm glad the news media is hyper focused on this catastrophe.

我個人很高興新聞媒體高度關注這場災難。

It may just normalized.

可能只是正常化了。

Tucker Carlson Enough to guest host Jeopardy.

塔克-卡爾森足以客串主持《危情》。

What's that?

那是什麼？

We have breaking news, Trump said something we're being told.

我們有重大新聞，特朗普說了一些我們被告知的事情。

The thing that he said was on a podcast.

他說的那件事是在一個播客上說的。

Details are still sketchy.

細節還很粗略。

This is the difficulty of reporting in the fog of war, but we believe it was on the truth with Lisa Booth.

這就是戰爭迷霧中的報道難度，但我們相信，這是對麗莎-布斯的真相。

Obviously, that's not the name of the podcast.

很明顯，這不是播客的名字。

It's just too stupid.

這實在是太愚蠢了。

But let's listen in.

但讓我們聽進去。

You take a look at some of the coverage and some of the travesty that's taking place on the border, and the coverage is not commensurate its coverage so little.

你看看一些報道和一些發生在邊境上的荒唐事，報道並不相稱其覆蓋面如此之小。

It's amazing, and it's a massive story because it's going to destroy our country.

這是驚人的，這是一個巨大的故事，因為它將摧毀我們的國家。

He's right.

他是對的

Wall to wall coverage is not enough because it means the coverage is stopping at walls.

牆對牆的覆蓋是不夠的，因為這意味著覆蓋是停留在牆面上的。

I hereby call in the Army Corps of Engineers to bulldoze the very limits of consciousness itself so we can cover this in multiple dimensions.

我在此呼籲工兵部隊推土機推平意識本身的極限，這樣我們就可以在多個維度上覆蓋這個問題。

Of course, this is personal for Trump.

當然，這是特朗普的個人行為。

Since the covid infected migrants have hit the struggling border community of March, a Lago, which is partially shut down due to a covid outbreak.

自從被科維德感染的移民襲擊了掙扎在三月的邊境社區，一個拉戈，由於科維德的爆發而部分關閉。

The living conditions at Mar a Lago are completely inhumane.

Mar a Lago的生活條件是完全不人道的。

The rooms are covered in pills and feces.

房間裡到處都是藥丸和糞便。

People are sleeping on the floor because they're too drunk to balance on a mattress, and there's no transparency.

人們睡在地板上，是因為他們喝多了，無法在床墊上平衡，沒有透明度。

We need more journalists in those rooms, but they're stuck on restaurant toilets because to save money, Trump runs the crab freezer at half power.

我們需要更多的記者在這些房間裡，但他們被困在餐廳的廁所裡，因為為了省錢，特朗普以一半的功率運行螃蟹冰櫃。

Congressman, do you think Biden is going to start turning away minors at the border of Rudy Giuliani's Mara Lago penthouse?

議員先生 你覺得拜登會在魯迪-朱利安尼的馬拉拉戈閣樓的邊界開始拒絕未成年人嗎？

Well, you know, as you all have just recognized, you know, this isn't an issue for Donald Trump or a crisis for Donald Trump until it impacts him personally or in the wallet Chief shot.

好吧，你知道，正如你們剛剛認識到的那樣，你知道，這不是唐納德-特朗普的問題，也不是唐納德-特朗普的危機，直到它影響到他個人或錢包首席鏡頭。

You know, Trump can't carry a wallet, since he keeps losing them in his potato sacks sized pockets and moving on.

你知道，特朗普不能帶錢包，因為他總是把錢包丟在洋芋袋大小的口袋裡，然後繼續前進。

Florida governor with a body like a Minecraft character, Ron De Santis is being praised by himself for his bold leadership of flinging human life into the slurping maw of capitalism.

佛羅里達州州長的身體就像一個Minecraft角色，羅恩-德桑提斯因其大膽的領導力，將人的生命甩進資本主義的大口子裡，而受到自己的讚揚。

I came in many months ago and said every Floridian has a right to work, and every business has a right to be open.

我在很多個月前就來了，說每個弗洛裡達人都有工作的權利，每個企業都有營業的權利。

Every business apparently included the Miami Beach SWAT team, which rolled in this week with armored vehicles and fired pepper balls into a crowd of predominantly spring breakers of color.

每家企業顯然都包括邁阿密海灘特警隊，該隊本週帶著裝甲車駛入，並向以春假為主的有色人種人群發射胡椒球。

This strike force had the approval of Governor Freedom Rond de Santis.

這支罷工部隊得到了自由總督隆德桑蒂斯的準許。

Since the Miami Beach mayor's office tells Hot, Take that.

由於邁阿密海灘市長辦公室告訴熱，拿。

Florida Highway Patrol provided assistance along our causeways Friday through Sunday.

佛羅里達州高速公路巡邏隊在週五至週日沿我們的道路提供了援助。

Congressman, should we show humility and surrender this complicated policing to a state of the art racist, curfew enforcing Drone Army?

議員先生，我們是否應該表現出謙遜的態度，把複雜的警務工作交給一個最先進的種族主義者，實施宵禁的無人機軍隊？

Who could possibly be surprised by the fact that the Santas opens up the state, disregards public health guidelines, disregard science?

桑塔斯開闢國度，無視公共衛生準繩，無視科學，誰還會驚訝？

And now they're having problems dealing with this at the local level?

現在他們在地方上處理這個問題？

I mean, the city of Miami didn't ask for the governor to open up the state in the way that he did and put them in a very difficult position.

我的意思是，邁阿密市並沒有要求州長以他的方式開放州政府，讓他們處於一個非常困難的境地。

And actually, a lot of the mayor's in Florida are pushing back on this, saying that this was the wrong thing to do.

事實上，很多佛羅里達州的市長都在反駁這件事，說這是錯誤的做法。

If we can't actively oppress our citizens, then how the hell are we going to find out about all the cool new stuff that the police officers have.

如果我們不能主動壓迫我們的公民，那麼我們又怎麼去了解警察們的那些酷炫的新東西。

Exactly.

就是這樣

That's why, by the power vested in me, by being on television, I'm announcing a nationwide arbitrary curfew in five minutes because of covid or whatever.

這就是為什麼，通過賦予我的權力，通過上電視，我在五分鐘內宣佈全國範圍內的任意宵禁，因為covid或者其他什麼。

Susan, this is an emergency.

蘇珊，這是一個緊急情況。

So let's get that broadcast tone.

所以，讓我們把廣播音。

Uh, yeah.

嗯，是的。

Mm.

嗯。