my weekly thank-you notes.

我每週的感謝信。

I was wondering if I could do that right now.

我在想，我現在能不能做到。

Do you guys mind? -Yeah.

你們介意嗎？-介意

-We do. -Yes.

-是的-是的

-We don't. -We do. We do.

-我們沒有-我們有我們有

-No, we don't. -We do!

-不，我們沒有-我們有！

-So, can I can some thank-you note writing music,

-那麼，我能不能聽一些寫感謝信的音樂？

please, Frannie?

拜託，弗蘭妮？

[ Piano plays tender tune ]

[鋼琴演奏溫柔的曲調]

Oh, perfect.

哦，完美。

First picture, please.

第一張照片，請。

Thank you, Oscar pools, March Madness brackets,

謝謝你，奧斯卡獎池，瘋狂三月支架。

and my taxes, for being the three times a year

和我的稅收，因為是一年三次的

I fill out paperwork solely through guessing.

我填寫文件完全是靠猜測。

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♪♪

One more time, Fran.

再來一次，弗蘭。

♪♪ Thank you, Michelle Obama,

謝謝你，米歇爾・奧巴馬。

for debuting your new Netflix show,

為首發你的新Netflix節目。

"Waffles & Mochi," this week.

"華夫餅和麻糬"，這周。

And tune in next week

下週請收看

for Melania Trump's new Netflix show,

為梅拉尼婭-特朗普的新Netflix節目。

"Waffles & Mochi."

"華夫餅和麻糬"

[ Laughing ] ♪♪

[笑]

-You forgot about the picture.

-你忘了照片的事

-Oh, yeah. Show the next.

-哦，是的。哦，是的。

Yeah, that was "Waffles & Mochi."

是啊，那是 "華夫餅和麻糬"。

Thank you. Good job, Winnie.

謝謝你了幹得好，溫妮。

♪♪

♪♪

Thank you, Frannie. Twice, even.

謝謝你，弗蘭尼。兩次，甚至。

♪♪

♪♪

-Frannie -- -Thank you,

-弗蘭尼..,

new study that three feet of distance is enough

隔行如隔山

to keep students safe, but to be extra safe,

以保證學生的安全，但要特別注意安全。

all first graders are still advised

所有一年級學生仍然被告知

to get a cootie shot.

以獲得一個cootie鏡頭。

-What's a cootie shot?

-什麼是cootie shot？

-[ Laughs ]

-[笑]

-[ Puffs ]

-[泡芙]

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Thank you. Go, Winnie.

謝謝你，走吧，溫妮去吧，溫妮。

Go, Frannie.

去吧，弗蘭尼。

-I did this.

-是我乾的

-Do one more, Winnie.

-再做一次，溫妮

♪♪

♪♪

Thank you, the president's Help is Here" tour,

謝謝你，總統的 "幫助在這裡 "之旅。

or, as most people are calling it,

或者說，大多數人都在叫它。

"Biden Better Have My Money."

"拜登最好能拿到我的錢"

[ Laughs ] That's a song.

[笑] 這是一首歌。

Based off a song.

根據一首歌改編的。

Frannie. Having fun?

弗蘭尼玩得開心嗎？

♪♪

♪♪

Thank you -- Go, Win.

謝謝你 -- 加油，溫。

-Go? Wait, what? -Yeah, you can tap.

-走？等等，什麼？

Thank you, ribbons,

謝謝你，絲帶。

or, as I like to call you,

或者，我喜歡叫你，

balloon leashes.

氣球繩。

♪♪

♪♪

Lost Frannie.

失去了弗蘭尼。

Thank you, new Heinz condiments --

謝謝你，新的亨氏調味品 --

go, Winnie --

去，溫妮 -

Hanch, Wasabioli, and Tarchup,

Hanch, Wasabioli, and Tarchup,

for sounding like the name of Iceland's

因為聽起來像冰島的名字。

number-one personal injury firm.

排名第一的人身傷害公司。

Oh, injury law firm.

哦，傷害律師事務所。

I was distracted by the silence.

我被這沉默的氣氛弄得心煩意亂。

-[ Laughs ] -You good?

-你還好嗎？

Thank you, pogo sticks,

謝謝你，pogo sticks。

for being -- Frannie, still helping?

對於是 - 弗蘭尼，還在幫助？

♪♪

♪♪

[ Laughs ]

[笑]

Tap, tap, tap, tap.

敲，敲，敲，敲。

That's a little dig.

這是一個小挖。

-Yep. -That's very Frannie, yep.

-是的，很有弗蘭尼的風格，是的。

-Thank you, pogo sticks, for being

-謝謝你，木棍，因為你是... ...

jackhammers that just want to have fun.

只是想找點樂子的打手。

-[ Vocalizing ] ♪♪

-[發聲]

[ Laughs ] ♪♪

[笑]

[ Laughter ] ♪♪

[笑聲]

Go, Winnie.

去吧，溫妮。

Thank you, puzzles, for being

謝謝你，謎題，因為你是

the slowest way possible

最慢

to download a picture.

下載圖片。

[ Thrumming music joins piano tune ]

[顫動的音樂加入鋼琴曲]

[ Laughs ] -What are you doing?

[笑] 你在做什麼？

[ Laughing ]

[笑]

-Stop.

-停下來

-Just --

-Just --

-Thank you, hot chocolate fanatics --

-謝謝你，熱巧克力的狂熱者 --

[ Laughter ] Go, Winnie.

[笑]去，溫妮。

hot chocolate fanatics, or, as I like to call you,

熱巧克力的狂熱者，或者，我喜歡叫你：

cocoa nuts.

可可果；

♪♪

♪♪

[ Chuckle ]

[笑聲]

Final -- last one.

最後一個。

Winnie, last one.

溫妮，最後一個。

[ Piano plays tender tune ] There you go.

[鋼琴演奏溫柔的曲調] 你去那裡。

-What? -Yeah.

-什麼？

-This one? -Yeah, perfect.

-這個？-是的，完美

Thank you, salad,

謝謝你，沙拉。

for not being called "wet leaves."

因為不叫 "溼葉"。

There you have it, everybody.

各位，這就是了。

[ Laughing ] Those are my thank-you notes.

[笑]這些是我的感謝信。

Thank you so much to my helpers.

非常感謝我的助手們。

We'll be right back with more "Tonight Show," everybody.

我們馬上回來，更多的 "今夜秀"，大家。

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