Wait, I just removed it and it actually worked.

等等，我剛剛把它去掉了，居然還能用。

I actually poached an egg in Mountain Dew.

我居然用山露水煮了一個雞蛋。

Have you ever wanted to eat nothing but Mountain Dew?

你有沒有想過只吃山露水？

Me neither, but that's exactly what I'm gonna be doing

我也是，但這正是我要做的事

for the next few days.

在接下來的幾天裡。

This is the "Mountain Dew Cookbook".

這就是 "山露菜單"。

It's full of 96 recipes that all have Mountain Dew in them,

它的96個菜單裡都有山露水。

and I'm gonna be making only food from this cookbook.

我只做這本烹飪書裡的食物。

I hope I don't die.

我希望我不會死。

(intense rock music)

(激烈的搖滾音樂)

It is far too early for Mountain Dew.

對於山露水來說，現在還為時過早。

And yet,

然而。

(opening can)

(開罐)

(sipping drink)

（喝飲料）

this is my life now.

這是我現在的生活。

My first meal of the day is gonna be Mountain Dew pancakes.

我今天的第一餐會是山露水煎餅。

They're pancakes, but green.

他們是煎餅，但是是綠色的。

So for the pancakes themselves

所以對於煎餅本身

all you need to do is mix Mountain Dew

你所需要做的就是混合山露水。

with a complete buttermilk pancake mix,

與完整的牛乳煎餅粉。

so that's pretty simple.

所以這是非常簡單的。

And as with any pancakes, you heat 'em on a skillet,

和其他煎餅一樣，你要在煎鍋上加熱。

flip 'em them over after they bubble, and enjoy.

翻轉'時間他們在他們保麗龍後，並享受。

Now those are some pancakes right there.

現在這些都是一些煎餅在那裡。

The real atrocity here is the syrup,

這裡真正的暴行是糖漿。

which is made with Karo oil,

這是用卡洛油製成的。

sugar, and Mountain Dew.

糖，和山露水。

I'm from Vermont,

我來自佛蒙特州。

I have seven bottles of real Vermont maple syrup currently.

我目前有七瓶真正的佛蒙特州楓糖漿。

I feel like this is a personal affront to me.

我覺得這是對我個人的侮辱。

But you know what?

但你知道嗎？

The cookbook told me to do it.

烹飪書告訴我這樣做。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

That's some breakfast right there.

那是一些早餐，就在那裡。

Some people wake up in the morning with coffee,

有的人早上起來喝咖啡。

I wake up with Mountain Dew pancakes.

我吃著山露水煎餅醒來。

(rock music)

(搖滾樂)

That syrup is very sweet, tastes like honey,

那糖漿很甜，吃起來像蜂蜜。

and I think I like it better than fake maple syrup

我想我喜歡它比假楓糖漿更好。

because it's not trying to pretend to be maple syrup,

因為它不是想假裝成楓糖漿。

it's its own thing.

它是自己的東西。

The pancakes actually are pretty fluffy.

煎餅其實很鬆軟。

They're nice, they're airy.

他們很好，他們很有氣質。

These are so green.

這些都是如此綠色。

I'm gonna go get dressed, get ready for work,

我要去穿衣服，準備上班了。

do a bit of work.

做一點工作。

And I will see you at lunchtime.

午餐時間見。

After breakfast I was feeling very highly caffeinated

吃完早餐後，我感覺咖啡因含量很高。

there was a lot of sugar, let me just say that.

有很多的糖，讓我只說。

But now it's lunchtime, I'm getting a bit hungry again.

不過現在是午飯時間，我又有點餓了。

I'm ready to inject some more caffeine

我已經準備好注射更多的咖啡因了。

and sugar into my veins.

和糖進入我的血管。

I'm going to be making grilled cheese sandwiches.

我要做烤奶酪三明治。

And these are pretty simple,

而這些都很簡單。

all I'm gonna be doing is reducing some Mountain Dew,

所有我要做的是減少一些山露。

mixing that with some cheddar cheese, and some cream cheese,

混合一些切達奶酪， 和一些奶油奶酪。

and then spreading that on some white bread

然後把它塗在一些白麵包上

and toasting that bread.

和烤麵包。

Let's do this.

讓我們做這個。

I completely just made like a greenish brown sludge

我完全只是做了一個綠褐色的淤泥

and it's so disgusting looking.

而且它是如此噁心的樣子。

I am afraid of this.

我害怕這個。

It just feels way too thin to spread right now.

只是感覺現在太薄了，無法鋪開。

This looks like some witch is brewing

這看起來像一些巫婆在醞釀

a cauldron of evil potion.

邪惡藥水的小耳朵。

I'm gonna try a little bite of this cheese

我想嚐嚐這塊奶酪

and see what it tastes like.

看看它是什麼味道。

Oh, that's really bad.

哦，這真的很糟糕。

I think I need to try again

我想我需要再試一次

with a little bit less Mountain Dew,

少一點山露水。

and honestly a little less cream cheese too.

說實話，也少了點奶油奶酪。

Attempt number two, a little less Mountain Dew.

第二次嘗試，少一點山露水。

I know I'm modifying the recipe

我知道我在修改配方。

from something that was in the cookbook,

從一些東西，是在烹飪書。

but I wanna survive this challenge

但我想在這場挑戰中生存下來

and I want to enjoy myself,

我想享受自己。

so I think that this will be a slightly better version

所以我認為這將是一個稍微好一點的版本。

of the grilled cheese that is in

的烤奶酪，在

the "Mountain Dew Cookbook".

的 "山露水食譜"。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

This is so much more promising,

這就更有希望了。

it's just not a liquid anymore.

它只是不再是一種液體。

So I think I will be able to actually spread this

所以，我想我將能夠真正傳播這個

on the bread and then toast the bread up,

在麵包上，然後把麵包烤起來。

and make a pretty decent grilled cheese sandwich.

並做一個相當不錯的烤奶酪三明治。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

Look at those bad boys,

看看這些壞孩子。

those look like good grilled cheese sandwiches

這些看起來像好 烤奶酪三明治

if the cheese was green normally.

如果奶酪正常情況下是綠色的。

(mischievous music)

(調皮的音樂)

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

All right, mm.

好吧，毫米。

Okay, that's pretty good.

好吧，這是相當不錯的。

I'm glad I made the adjustments that I did.

我很高興我做了調整，我做到了。

It was definitely a little too sweet before.

之前肯定是太甜了點。

You don't have to follow a recipe exactly,

你不必完全按照食譜來做。

it's just a starting off point.

這只是一個出發點。

It's like Shrek's (beep).

就像史萊克的（嗶）。

I'm so sorry.

我很抱歉

This is a good lunch,

這是個不錯的午餐。

but that was a lot of cheese.

但那是很多奶酪。

So it's about dinner time on my first day of eating

所以，我第一天吃飯的時候，大概是晚飯時間了

dew, dew, dew, dew, dew, dew, dew.

露、露、露、露、露、露、露。

I'm very hungry, it's pretty late

我很餓，很晚了

in the evening actually now.

在晚上其實現在。

Tonight I'm gonna be making some chicken.

今晚我要去做一些雞肉。

I have to marinate the chicken

我要把雞肉醃起來

in this Mountain Dew marinade,

在這個山露水醃製。

leave it in the marinade for an hour, and then pan fry it.

醃製一個小時，然後再煎。

(chicken sizzling)

(雞肉火燒)

I'm also gonna make a sauce

我也要做個醬汁

that's just sour cream, chives,

這只是酸奶油，韭菜。

and a little bit of hot sauce.

還有一點辣醬。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

It looks pretty good.

看上去很不錯。

The flavor of that marinade is very prominent.

那種醃製的味道是非常突出的。

It's very limey and lemony.

很有石灰味和檸檬味。

Let's try it with the sauce.

讓我們來試試它與醬。

(Dakota chewing)

（達科他州咀嚼）

Oh boy, you can really taste the Mountain Dew.

哦，孩子，你真的可以嚐嚐山露水的味道。

I think the marinade needed a bit of oil,

我覺得滷水需要加點油。

and then maybe a little bit less citrus.

然後也許少一點柑橘。

I shouldn't be eating this this late,

我不應該這麼晚吃這個。

I'm gonna be awake all night,

我整晚都會睡不著的。

I'm gonna be wired on caffeinated chicken.

我要吃咖啡雞了。

I'll call day one a success.

我認為第一天就成功了。

The only thing that made me feel gross was the pancakes.

唯一讓我覺得噁心的是煎餅。

Those hit me pretty hard.

這些對我的打擊相當大。

I'm feelin' good.

我感覺很好

(mischievous music)

(調皮的音樂)

Good morning from day two Dakota,

達科他州的第二天早上好。

I'm ready to eat some Mountain Dew food.

我已經準備好吃一些山露水的食物了。

I woke up this morning and I was like, mm, I want a bagel.

我今天早上醒來，我想， 毫米，我想一個百吉餅。

And then I was like, nope, you're havin' green eggs and ham.

然後我就想，不，你要吃綠蛋和火腿。

So this morning I'm gonna be starting the day

所以今天早上我要開始一天的工作了

with green eggs and ham.

配上綠蛋和火腿。

It's just poached eggs, but instead of poaching it in water,

就是水煮蛋，但不是用水煮。

you poach it in Mountain Dew.

你在山露水裡把它挖出來。

I don't think Gordon Ramsey would approve,

我不認為戈登-拉姆齊會同意。

but you know, you gotta do what you gotta do.

但你知道，你必須做你必須做的事情。

(egg cracking)

(打蛋)

Oh my God, do you see all the foam on this?

哦，我的上帝，你看到所有的保麗龍在這？

This is disgusting.

這是令人厭惡的。

This is not how you're supposed to poach an egg.

你不應該這樣煮雞蛋。

Why is there so much foam?

為什麼會有這麼多保麗龍？

(mischievous music)

(調皮的音樂)

Wait, I just removed it and it actually worked.

等等，我剛剛把它去掉了，居然還能用。

Oh my God, I can't believe it actually worked.

哦，我的上帝，我不能相信它居然成功了。

I actually poached an egg in Mountain Dew.

我居然用山露水煮了一個雞蛋。

Let's put it on some ham and toast, and try it out.

讓我們把它放在一些火腿和吐司上，並嘗試一下。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

Okay, this egg poached weirdly well in Mountain Dew.

好吧，這個雞蛋在山露水裡煮得很奇怪。

(Dakota slurping)

（達科他州嘖嘖）

Maybe Mountain Dew is better than water for poaching eggs.

也許山露水比水煮蛋更好。

(mimicking explosion)

(模仿爆炸)

Yeah, it's just like a little bit sweeter

是啊，它只是像一個有點甜美的

than normal poached eggs.

比普通水煮蛋。

If you like poached eggs, you're gonna like this.

如果你喜歡水煮蛋，你一定會喜歡這個。

Little bit of Canadian bacon and some toast, delicious.

一點加拿大培根和一些吐司，很好吃。

I'm a little bummed they didn't include

我有點失望，他們沒有包括。

a Mountain Dew hollandaise sauce recipe.

一個山露水荷蘭醬的配方。

This will have to do.

這將不得不做。

The more I ate of that the better I liked it.

我越吃越喜歡。

That was a good start to Tuesday

這是個好的開始，週二

or do's day as we call it here.

或我們這裡所說的 "do's day"。

I'm looking forward to the other meals I have to make today.

我很期待今天要做的其他飯菜。

The big thing is I'm out of Mountain Dew,

最大的事情是我沒有山露水了。

I gotta go get more.

我得去多買點

Another box of these.

再來一盒這個。

For lunch today I'm actually not feeling super hungry,

今天的午餐，其實我並不覺得超級餓。

so I'm gonna make some mozzarella bites.

所以我要做一些馬蘇裡拉奶酪咬。

These look very tasty, and very red.

這些看起來非常好吃，而且非常紅。

And they're actually coated in FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS.

而且他們實際上是塗在燃燒的熱奶酪。

I hope these are good, 'cause they look good.

我希望這些都是好的，因為他們看起來很好。

Boy oh boy, I'm the picture of health.

男孩哦，男孩，我是健康的圖片。

You make these by melting some mozzarella,

你把馬蘇裡拉奶酪融化後就可以做了。

some cream cheese, and some Mountain Dew.

一些奶油奶酪，和一些山露。

(cheerful music)

(歡快的音樂)

Freezing that up a little bit.

把它凍起來一點。

(cheerful music)

(歡快的音樂)

And then coating it in FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS

然後塗上火辣辣的芝士。

and deep frying them.

並對其進行油炸。

(cheerful music)

(歡快的音樂)

These are so bright.

這些都是如此明亮。

The colors on these feel radioactive.

這些顏色感覺有放射性。

I feel like I might get a super power eating these, or die.

我覺得吃了這些東西可能會獲得超能力，或者死掉。

Those are the only two options.

只有這兩個選擇。

I feel like this belongs a Nickelodeon in the nineties.

我覺得這屬於九十年代的Nickelodeon。

All right, let's try this.

好吧，讓我們來試試這個。

(food crunching)

(食物脆皮)

The cheese is kinda sweet and the flamin' hotness

奶酪有點甜，火辣辣的。

of the FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS is no longer flamin' hot.

火熱的熱奶酪不再是火熱的。

I don't dislike them, but I don't like them.

我不是不喜歡他們，而是不喜歡他們。

As with the grilled cheese, it would've been way better

和烤奶酪一樣，它會一直更好的方式

had they just forgone the cream cheese filling.

如果他們只是放棄了奶油奶酪餡。

Just do the mozzarella,

只要做馬蘇裡拉奶酪。

The cream cheese I feel like it's taking away from this.

奶油乾酪我覺得它好像把這個帶走了。

I wish that there was some sort of sauce with these,

我希望有某種醬料與這些。

maybe like marinara sauce I feel like would go

也許像marinara醬，我覺得會去。

really well with these.

真的很好用這些。

Ugh, I can't eat much more of those.

唉，我不能再吃這些東西了。

My stomach feels somethin'.

我的胃感覺有些不舒服

(cheerful music)

(歡快的音樂)

I think I might have to Mountain Dew doo.

我想我可能要山露水杜。

So sorry for using those words.

所以對不起，用了這些詞。

I need some greens, and not green as in Mountain Dew

我需要一些綠色的東西，而不是像山露水那樣的綠色。

It's been a couple hours since I ate those mozzarella bites,

我已經有幾個小時沒吃那些馬蘇裡拉奶酪了。

and I do not feel great.

我不覺得很好。

Bleh.

Bleh.

So I came here to the grocery store with the intention

所以我來到這裡的雜貨店的目的是

of buying tomatillos to make salsa verde,

買西紅柿來做沙拉醬。

but the grocery store doesn't have any tomatillos,

但雜貨店沒有任何西紅柿。

and it's the only grocery store that's open right now

而且它是唯一一家開著的雜貨店

'cause it's kinda late in the evening.

因為這是在晚上有點晚。

But I also really am not hungry.

但我也真的不餓。

Those mozzarella bites kinda made me feel sick,

那些馬蘇裡拉奶酪的咬法讓我覺得噁心。

and so I like, my stomach's kinda feeling eh,

所以我喜歡，我的胃的感覺有點嗯，

and I might just not eat dinner tonight.

我可能只是沒有吃晚飯今晚。

Probably not the best decision

可能不是最好的決定

but it's kinda what I'm feelin' right now.

但這是我現在的感覺。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

Do you ever wake up and dread getting out of bed

你是否曾經醒來後害怕起床？

because you know the first thing you have to eat

因為你知道你首先要吃的是什麼？

is jalapeno poppers wrapped in bacon

是墨西哥辣椒爆米花包培根

and filled with Mountain Dew?

並注入了山露水？

Me too.

我也是

For some reason I am super tired today.

不知道為什麼，我今天超級累。

Like way more tired than I ever normally am.

比我平時更累。

And I'm wondering to myself,

而我自己也在想

is it because I've had so much sugar?

是不是因為我吃了太多的糖？

Is that making me tired?

這讓我很累嗎？

This morning I've decided to forego breakfast

今天早上我決定不吃早餐了。

like I usually would because I usually

像我平時一樣，因為我平時

kinda feel a little sick if I eat breakfast in the morning.

如果早上吃早餐的話，還真有點不舒服。

And I'm going to in a little while,

我一會兒就去。

start making myself some lunch,

開始給自己做一些午餐。

which is gonna be some jalapeno poppers.

這是要去 一些墨西哥辣椒爆竹。

The first thing you gotta do

你要做的第一件事

is marinate the jalapenos in Mountain Dew.

是用山露水醃製墨西哥辣椒。

So I'm gonna start by taking out the seeds

所以我先把種子拿出來。

and marinating them for an hour.

並將其醃製一小時。

Then I'm gonna make the cream cheese filling,

然後我要去做奶油奶酪餡。

and then I'm gonna make the dip

然後我就去做蘸料了

which is like sour cream, mayonnaise,

這就像酸奶油，蛋黃醬。

Mountain Dew, and a couple other spices.

山露水，和其他一些香料。

These aren't the prettiest things in the world.

這些都不是世界上最漂亮的東西。

In fact they're pretty gross looking.

其實他們長得很噁心。

All the ingredients seem like

所有的成分似乎都是

they should make something tasty,

他們應該做一些好吃的東西。

so I'm actually pretty excited to eat these.