This is a flashback

這是個倒敘

I'm just here to remind you that I was a nice guy.

我只是來提醒你，我是個好人。

Why does your mouth look weird?

為什麼你的嘴看起來很奇怪？

Oh it could look a lot weirder!

哦，它可以看起來更怪異！

Ha ha! Now that Superman's dead I can rob whoever I want!

哈哈！現在超人死了 我想搶誰就搶誰！

I heard that!

我聽到了！

Oh no! I hope you're not sending me to jail!

哦，不，我希望你不會把我送進監獄吧？

Nope! You're gonna be bait.

不！你會成為誘餌。

Whaaaaat?

什麼？

Ooo a bad guy! Time for my munchies!

哦，一個壞傢伙！該吃點東西了！

Noooooo!

不！

Gotcha! Who are you working for?!

抓到你了！你為誰工作？

I aint tellin!

我不會說的！

Come on! Pretty please?

來吧！漂亮嗎？

Okay!

好吧！

You seeing this, Alfred?

你看到了嗎，阿爾弗雷德？

What does it mean?

這意味著什麼？

I don't know. I'm sure we don't need to worry about it.

我不知道，我相信我們不需要擔心。我相信我們不需要擔心這個問題。

Meanwhile, in Themyscira!

與此同時，在特米斯奇拉!

What is going on?

發生了什麼事？

The mother box has been activated!

母盒已被激活!

The bad guys are coming for it!

壞人來找它了！

Super Villain Landing!

超級小人登陸!

My name is Steppenwolf

我的名字叫Steppenwolf

I am the biggest baddest villain of all time!

我是有史以來最壞的反派!

Give me my mommy box!

把我的媽咪盒給我！

No! Go away!

不，走開！

Stop playing hard to get!

別再裝逼了!

You'll never get away with this!

你永遠也逃不掉的！

Very poor choice of words

用詞不當

Because I did in fact just get away with it!

因為事實上我確實只是僥倖逃脫了!

Well we're screwed.

那我們就完蛋了

Shouldn't we do what Diana did and leave the island?

我們是不是應該像戴安娜那樣離開這個島？

No.

不知道

Maybe try and help save the world??

也許可以試著幫助拯救世界？

No.

不知道

We'll just light a building on fire. She'll know what to do.

我們只是點燃了一棟樓的火。她會知道該怎麼做。

Uh oh!

啊哦！

Hey Batman! What are you doing? Are you building a quinjet?

嘿，蝙蝠俠！你在做什麼？你在造一架昆式戰鬥機嗎？

What? NO!

什麼？ - 不！不！

This is completely different!

這是完全不同的!

It's a BAT jet.

這是BAT飛機。

Bruce we have a problem! Walk with me by the lake. I have to tell you a story.

布魯斯，我們有麻煩了！跟我去湖邊走走吧我得給你講個故事

Once upon a time, there was a bad guy named Steppenwolf.

很久以前，有一個壞蛋叫Steppenwolf。

Everyone fought him. There was even a green lantern!

每個人都在和他戰鬥。甚至還有一盞綠燈籠!

Who? [It's not important]

誰啊？[這不重要]

Anyway. They took away his mother boxes and he went kind of crazy.

總之，他們拿走了他的母盒他們拿走了他的母盒，他就有點瘋了。

He swore to come back some day. Well he's back!

他發誓總有一天會回來的。他回來了！

And he already has one of the mother boxes!

而且他已經有一個母盒了!

And if he gets all three we're in trouble!

如果他三樣都拿到，我們就麻煩了！

It's a good thing there are two mother boxes left.

好在還有兩個母盒。

That oughta give us enough time to establish a solid crew over the next few years.

這應該給我們足夠的時間來建立一個堅實的團隊 在未來幾年。

We only have an hour and a half.

我們只有一個半小時的時間。

Well poop, Diana!

好了，大便，戴安娜！

I guess we'll have to rush some character introductions then!

我想我們得趕緊介紹一些人物了!

Hey Aquaman! The bad guys are coming.

嘿 潛水俠!壞人來了

You wanna team up?

你想組隊嗎？

No! Go away!

不，走開！

Hey Cyborg! The bad guys are coming!

嘿，賽博格！壞人來了！

You wanna team up?

你想組隊嗎？

No. Go away.

不，走吧

Hey Flash! The bad guys are coming!

嘿，閃電俠！壞人來了！

You wanna team up

你想合作嗎？

YES!

是！

Alright! You ready to fight?

好吧！ 你準備好戰鬥了嗎？

Oh I've never done that before.

哦，我從來沒有這樣做過。

Well we're gonna die.

好吧，我們會死。

AaaaaaaaaaaGH!

AaaaaaaaaaaaaGH！

Puny fish people!

普尼魚人！

And that's Mommy Box Number 2!

這就是媽咪盒子2號!

This has been really easy.

這真的很容易。

Weeeeeeeee

Weeeeeee

Oh dear!

哦，天哪！

Now what are we gonna do?

現在我們要做什麼？

You're gonna go stop him!

你要去阻止他！

Yeah! And you and your army are gonna help too right?

是啊，你和你的軍隊也會幫忙吧？你和你的軍隊也會幫忙吧？

No.

不知道

So the three of us are all that stand in Steppenwolf's way.

所以，我們三個人就是擋在斯蒂芬沃夫面前的全部。

Make that four.

四個吧

Wow! What made you change your mind?

哇！是什麼讓你改變了主意？

I am contractually obligated.

我是有合同義務的。

Alright! let's go kick Steppenwolf's butt!

好吧，讓我們去踢斯泰本沃夫的屁股！

This is not kicking Steppenwolf's butt!

這不是在踢Steppenwolf的屁股嗎？

I've got it!

我知道了！

Pathetic.

可悲的。

Uh oh! We're all gonna die!

啊哦！我們都會死！

If only there was a super hero that could magically control the water!

如果有一個超級英雄能神奇地控制水就好了!

Perhaps I could be of some assistance!

也許我可以提供一些幫助!

My man!

我的男人！

Cyborg, use your Iron Man powers and get us out of here!

機械人，用你的鋼鐵俠力量帶我們離開這裡！

Hey! I didn't mean just you!

嘿，我不是說只有你一個人！

You're welcome by the way

對了，不客氣

Oh and Steppenwolf has the second mother box now

哦，Steppenwolf有第二個母盒了

How are we going to find the last box?

我們要怎麼找到最後一個箱子？

I have it right here.

我有它在這裡。

But how are we gonna beat Steppenwolf? He just kicked all of our butts

但我們怎麼才能打敗斯蒂芬沃夫？他剛剛踢了我們所有的屁股

I have a plan.

我有一個計劃。

We're gonna bring Superman back to life!

我們要讓超人復活了！

Yay!

呀！

Absolutely not! Have you ever seen Frankenstein?

絕對不是！你看過科學怪人嗎？

She's right. It's a bad idea.

她是對的，這是個壞主意。這是一個壞主意。

We're gonna use science! Not some silly wishing stone!

我們要用科學！而不是一些愚蠢的許願石！

AAAooow!

AAAooow!

[my bat lungs] This reminds me of the first Avengers

這讓我想起了第一部復仇者聯盟 This reminds me of the first Avengers.

[coughing] When they were all fighting each other before they decided to fight together...

[咳嗽] 當他們在決定一起戰鬥之前都在互相爭鬥... ...

I wonder who wrote that

不知道是誰寫的

Now lets go dig up a dead body!

現在我們去挖一具屍體吧！

and by us I mean you two.

我們指的是你們兩個

Alright! We've got one dead alien

好吧！我們已經有了一個死去的外星人

One mother box.

一個母盒。

And one little touch!

還有一個小小的觸摸！

Odensleep!

睡覺！

*yawn* Oh geez!

*哦，天哪！

How long was I out?

我昏迷了多久？

Almost two years!

快兩年了！

And Batman let your mother get kicked out of her house!

蝙蝠俠還讓你媽媽被趕出家門!

Hey hey, buddy!

嘿嘿，夥計！

*bat-slapped*

*bat-slapped*

You did what?!

你做了什麼？

You wanna help us fight an alien that's trying to take over the world?

你想幫助我們對抗一個試圖佔領世界的外星人嗎？

It's not the same alien that killed you.

這不是殺你的那個外星人。

It's a totally different one.

這是一個完全不同的。

You wanna die?

你想死嗎？

O! M! G!

O!M!G!

Are you serious right now? Is that my boyfriend!?

你現在是認真的嗎？那是我男朋友嗎？

Bae!

Bae!

Wow! I can't believe your body didn't rot!

哇！我不敢相信你的身體沒有腐爛!

Let's get out of here!

我們快離開這裡！

Well this couldn't get any worse.

好吧，這不可能變得更糟。

OOOooooo!

OOOooooo!

Looks like someone left the last mommy box just sitting here!

看來有人把最後一個媽咪盒子留在這裡了！

Bye bye now!

再見了！

Well we dead.

好吧，我們死了。

Wow! What are these?

哇！這些是什麼？

Those are abs.

這些都是腹肌

So are you like gonna go be a hero now?

所以你現在要去當英雄嗎？

Nah.

沒有

That's dumb! You're dumb!

這是愚蠢的！你真笨！

You go be a hero now!

你現在去當英雄吧！

Fine! Geez.

好吧！天啊

With these three Mommy Boxes...

有了這三款媽咪盒...

We can now terraform the planet for

我們現在可以對地球進行地球化處理

Darksei...

Darksei...

I mean for Thano...

我的意思是對Thano來說...

I mean for ME!

我是說為了我！

Looks like Steppenwolf started his thing.

看來Steppenwolf開始了他的工作。

He's in Russia.

他在俄羅斯。

How long do we have?

我們還有多少時間？

A couple of hours.

幾個小時

How are we gonna get to the other side of the planet in only a few hours?

我們怎麼能在幾個小時內到達地球的另一邊？

Don't think about it. The writers clearly didn't.

不要去想它。編劇顯然沒有。

Ha ha! There's no way the good guys can stop me now!

哈哈！現在好漢們沒辦法阻止我了!

We're here!

我們到了！

Dang it! Get them demon wasp thingies!

該死的！去找那些妖蜂的東西！

Alright Justice League

好吧，正義聯盟

Let's show'em what we can do!

讓我們讓他們看看我們的能力！

Trident! Triden! Hair toss!

三叉戟！三叉戟！拋發！

Running! Running! Exploding!

奔跑！奔跑！爆炸！

Guns! Guns! Shooting!

槍！槍！射擊！

Alright Everyone! Let's take down Steppenwolf!

好了，各位！讓我們把Steppenwolf拿下！

Remember we have to work together..

記住，我們必須一起工作。

I'll just do it myself!

我還是自己來吧!

I said we have to work together!

我說過，我們要一起努力!

Alright! Fine!

好吧！好吧！

Alright everyone! Do your special moves!

好了，各位！做你們的特殊動作！

Trident Stab!

三叉戟刺殺！

Freeze breath!

凍結呼吸！

Haaaaaaaaaa

Haaaaaaaaaa

Slow mo Sword!

慢吞吞的劍！

Science Strength!!!

科學實力!!!

Hopeful Staring!

充滿希望的凝視!

Sexy Man Pose!

性感男人的姿勢!

Aaaaaa Too Sexy!

Aaaaaa Too Sexy!

Really? That was it?

真的嗎？ 就這樣？就這樣？

kind of anticlimactic

煞風景

he he. yep.

他，他。 是的。

Great job, everyone!

各位，幹得好！

Now we are finally a team!

現在我們終於是一個團隊了!

Actually I'm gonna quit.

其實我要退出。

Hey Deadpool I mean Deathstroke!

嘿，死侍，我是說喪鐘！

You wanna start a legion of doom?

你想建立一個末日軍團嗎？

I'd rather have the Snyder Cut.

我寧願要斯奈德切。

Oooooo! That sounds craaaaaaazy!

Oooooo!這聽起來很瘋狂！