How goes it?

怎麼樣了？

Oh hey Thor.

哦，嘿，雷神。

You seem troubled. Why?

你看起來很煩惱為什麼？

Did you hear the news?

你聽到新聞了嗎？

Yes! I can't believe Jane is coming back.

是的，我不相信Jane會回來。

It's gonna be -

這將是 -

We weren't nominated for Best Picture!

我們沒有被提名為最佳影片！

Sayeth WHAAAAAAATTTTT?!?

Sayeth WHAAAAAAATTTTT？

How is that possible?

這怎麼可能？

Literally everyone was in it.

基本上每個人都在裡面。

We know.

我們知道。

But we had the most financially successful and

但我們有最成功的經濟和。

critically acclaimed movie arc of all time.

受好評的電影弧線的所有時間。

Yep.

是的。

The payoff of 21 films

21部電影的回報

coming together in an emotionally stirring way.

以一種情感激盪的方式走到一起。

Yeah.

是啊。

That left audiences totally satisfied!

這讓觀眾們完全滿意!

Not all of us were satisfied.

並非所有的人都滿意。

Go away Thanos. Nobody likes you anymore.

走吧，撒諾斯。沒有人喜歡你了。

Aaaaawe. It was my time.

Aaaaawe。這是我的時間。

It's not fair!

這不公平！

The Academy just hates super hero movies.

學院只是討厭超級英雄電影。

Yes. They never nominate super heroes.

是的，他們從不提名超級英雄。

That'd be crazy right?!

那就太瘋狂了，對吧？

I got fat for that movie!

我因為那部電影變胖了！

Do you know how hard that is for me?

你知道這對我來說有多難嗎？

How can you not nominate us? We are the Avengers!

你怎麼能不提名我們? How can you not nominate us?我們是復仇者！

What could the nominees possibly have that we don't?

被提名人有什麼我們沒有的？

1917. A World War.

1917.一場世界大戰。

Pppphhh. We had an INFINITY WAR.

Pppphhh。我們有一個無限戰爭。

Oh I did like the acting in that one though.

哦，我倒是很喜歡那部作品的演技。

Ford v Ferrari. Men obsessed with automobiles.

福特對法拉利。痴迷於汽車的男人。

Have they even seen my car collection?

他們看過我的汽車收藏嗎？

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Altering History.

曾經的好萊塢。改變歷史。

We altered history! We literally went back in time to save everyone!

我們改變了歷史！我們真的回到了過去，拯救了所有人！

Except me.

除了我

Oh yeah. Except Black Widow.

哦，是啊，除了黑寡婦除了黑寡婦

And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for that stupid rat!

如果不是因為那隻笨老鼠，我也會逃之夭夭的!

Parasite.

寄生蟲：

You know I'm going to be honest with you, I actually haven't seen this one.

你知道我要跟你說實話，其實我還沒看過這部片子。

Same here. Subtitles are hard.

我也是字幕很難。

I'm too lazy to read.

我懶得看了。

The Irishman. Martin Scorsese's 3 hour gangster epic.

《愛爾蘭人》馬丁-斯科塞斯的3小時黑幫史詩。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Delightful.

愉快的。

Pure cinema.

純粹的電影。

Whatever the opposite of a theme park is... it was that.

不管主題公園的反面是什麼......就是那個。

Little Women. Young women challenging the status quo.

小婦女。挑戰現狀的年輕女性。

We have strong women! They had a huge girl power scene and everything!

我們有堅強的女人！他們有一個巨大的女孩力量場景和一切！

That's what I'm saying.

這就是我要說的。

Marriage Story. A movie where Kylo Ren fights with -

婚姻故事一部電影中，凱洛-倫與--打架。

GASP

GASP

WHAT?!

什麼？

What? I like to fight around.

什麼，我喜歡到處打架。

You were nominated and not us!

是你被提名的，不是我們！

Not cool Natasha. Hulk sad!

娜塔莎不冷靜綠巨人難過！

Apparently we should have just screamed at each other for two hours.

顯然，我們應該對著對方尖叫兩個小時。

Relax. It's probably just a fluke or something.

放鬆。這可能只是一個僥倖或東西。

JoJo Rabbit. Starring -

喬喬兔。主演 -

GASP

GASP

AGAIN?!

又來了？

You can't be serious.

你不會是認真的吧？

What is happening here?

這裡發生了什麼？

Another one?

再來一個？

They love me! They really love me!

他們愛我！他們真的愛我！

I actually like the JoJo one. I think the directing is magnificent.

其實我很喜歡喬喬那部。我覺得導演很華麗。

Yeah. Any movie that makes fun of Nazis is okay in my book.

是啊，任何取笑納粹的電影在我看來都是好的。任何取笑納粹的電影在我看來都是好的。

I think that one should win.

我覺得應該是一個人贏。

Any other nominations?

還有其他提名嗎？

And finally... Joker.

最後...小丑

What?! The clown maniac!

什麼？小丑瘋子！

Why would they nominate a villain for an Oscar?

他們為什麼要提名一個反派去參加奧斯卡？

I think you mean 11 nominations.

我想你指的是11項提名。

EVIL LAUGH.

邪惡的笑。

Unbelievable!

難以置信！

This is ridiculous!

這太荒謬了！

Who let him in here?

誰讓他進來的？

Was it HER?

是她嗎？

Well this just makes me sad.

嗯，這只是讓我傷心。

If you don't mind I'm going to go dry my tears with our billions and billions of dollars.

如果你不介意的話，我要用我們的億萬資金去擦乾我的眼淚。

Yeah I'll join you.

是的，我會加入你。

Good news everyone! We're nominated for an Academy Award!

大家好，好消息！我們獲得了奧斯卡獎的提名！我們獲得了奧斯卡獎的提名!

What, really?

什麼，真的嗎？

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

不要這樣做。不要給我希望。

Tell us adolescent arachnid.

告訴我們崬。

We got nominated for best visual effects!

我們被提名為最佳視覺效果獎！

Oh wow!

哦，哇！

Story of my life!

我的人生故事！

Big surprise.

大吃一驚。

Whoopity doo!

Whoopity doo!

It's all thanks to me.

這都是我的功勞。

It's just not the same.

就是不一樣。