We're about to play "Hey, Robot"!

我們要玩 "嘿，機器人 "了!

-♪ Hey, hey, hey, robot ♪

-嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，機器人？

♪ Hey, robot ♪

# 嘿，機器人 #

-To play against a robot,

-與機器人對弈。

I'm going to need some help from someone smart.

我需要一些聰明人的幫助。

He's a very funny comedian and the host

他是一個非常有趣的喜劇演員和主持人。

of the multiple Emmy-winning show "Last Week Tonight,"

的多個艾美獎獲獎節目 "今夜最後一週"。

which airs Sundays at 11:00 pm on HBO.

該劇每週日晚11點在HBO播出。

Please welcome John Oliver.

請歡迎約翰-奧利弗。

[ Clapping ] That's what I'm talking about.

[拍手] 這就是我說的。

-Hello, there. -Here we go.

-你好，這裡-我們走吧

Look at you. -Hello, Jimmy.

看看你-你好，吉米

Hello, everybody.

大家好

-It's so good to see you.

-見到你真好。

This is bizarre.

這很奇怪。

It's like you're

這就像你

Max Headroom or something.

Max Headroom什麼的。

[ Laughter ] This is like an art piece.

[笑]這就像一個藝術作品。

[ Clapping ] I like it. Yeah, it's cool.

[拍手] 我喜歡它。是啊，這很酷。

Now, John, this is based

現在，約翰，這是基於

on a real board game, called Hey Robot,

在一個真實的棋盤遊戲上，叫嘿機器人。

that you can play at home, everyone watching.

你可以在家裡玩，大家都在看。

It's like the classic game Password,

就像經典遊戲密碼一樣。

but your partner is a smart speaker.

但你的伴侶是一個智能音箱。

First, what I will do is I will pick a card with a word on it

首先，我要做的是，我會選擇一張卡片，上面有一個字。

and we'll take turns asking a question to get the speaker

我們會輪流提問，讓演講者說出來

to say that word somewhere in its answer.

要在其答案中的某個地方說這個詞。

You ready for this? I will go first.

你準備好了嗎？我先走了

-Yeah, I'm ready. -Okay, bud.

-是的，我準備好了-好的，夥計

Okay, so I have to get it to say leprechaun.

好吧，所以我必須讓它說小妖精。

-Okay.

-好吧

-Now, if I don't get it, then you go.

-現在，如果我不明白，你就走吧.

You try to give it a shot. Alright, here we go.

你試著給它一個機會。好吧，我們開始吧。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Alexa, what fictional cartoon character

Alexa，什麼虛構的卡通人物？

is associated with the pot of gold?

是與金罐有關？

[ Laughing ]

[笑]

-Here's something I found on the Web.

-這是我在網上找到的東西。

According to grumpycats.com,

據grumpycats.com報道。

cartoon Grumpy Cat frowns next to four shamrocks

卡通片《暴躁的貓》中的四隻山雞旁皺眉頭

with "pot of gold" and "I hope it's empty"

與 "金罐 "和 "我希望它是空的"

printed around her on a cute green shirt.

印在她周圍的可愛綠色襯衫上。

[ Buzzer ] -That makes zero sense.

這毫無意義。

-For a start, there, Alexa has got to spend less time

-首先，Alexa必須花更少的時間。

on grumpycat.com.

在grumpycat.com上。

If that's where she's getting all her news,

如果她是在那裡得到她所有的新聞。

[ Laughter ] we're in real trouble.

[笑]我們有真正的麻煩。

-[ Clapping ]

-[拍手]

-At best, it's an aggregation site, Alexa.

-充其量只是個聚合網站，Alexa。

You cannot trust any of the data that's coming out of that.

你不能相信任何的數據，這裡面的數據。

-Okay, here we go.

-好了，我們走吧

John, you have to try to see if you can get it

約翰，你要試試能不能拿到它

to say this word. -Okay.

說這個詞。-好吧

[ Laughs ] This should be fun because, if she gets it wrong,

[笑]這應該是有趣的，因為， 如果她得到它的錯誤，

I'm anxious to hear what she comes up with.

我很想聽聽她的想法。

Alexa, what is an offensive Irish stereotype?

亞歷克薩，什麼是令人不快的愛爾蘭刻板印象？

-[ Laughing ]

-[笑]

-Here's something I found on the Web.

-這是我在網上找到的東西。

-Uh-huh. -According to reference.com,

-是啊-據reference.com報道：

stereotypes about Irish people include

對愛爾蘭人的刻板印象包括

they all drink a lot,

他們都喝了很多。

they all have red hair, and they all have a mean temper.

他們都有紅色的頭髮， 他們都有一個刻薄的脾氣。

-There you go. Happy St. Patrick's Day, John. [ Buzzer ]

-給你聖帕特里克節快樂，約翰。[蜂鳴器]

[ Laughter ] Alexa, that's just ignorance.

[笑]Alexa，這只是無知。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Happy St. Patrick's Day, bud.

聖帕特里克節快樂，夥計。

Ooh, I got it! I got it! -Those are some arcane terms.

哦，我得到了它！我明白了！-這些都是一些神祕的術語

-Alexa, what is the mascot for Notre Dame Fighting Irish?

-亞歷克莎，聖母院戰鬥愛爾蘭人隊的吉祥物是什麼？

-Here's something I found on the Web.

-這是我在網上找到的東西。

According to wikipedia.org,

根據wikipedia.org：

the Notre Dame leprechaun is the mascot

聖母院的妖精是吉祥物。

[ Ding ] of the University --

[丁]的大學 -

-Alright, I feel good. -Well done.

-好吧，我感覺很好-做得好

Well done. -Thank you. Appreciate it.

做得好-謝謝你謝謝，謝謝你

Alright, Alexa, stop. Thank you very much.

好吧，Alexa，停止。非常感謝你。

Here we go. It's your turn. You're up.

我們開始吧輪到你了到你了

You have to get it to say Liverpool.

你必須讓它說利物浦。

-Oh.

-哦

Alexa, what is the greatest football team

Alexa，什麼是最偉大的足球隊

in the history of the sport?

在這項運動的歷史上？

-Here's something I found on the Web.

-這是我在網上找到的東西。

According to windycitygridiron.com,

據windycitygridiron.com報道。

"There's only one Greatest Team of All Time

"史上最偉大的團隊只有一個

in the History of Great Teams, and that Team is

在偉大的團隊史上，這支團隊是

the 1985 Chicago Bears.

1985年的芝加哥熊隊。

-There you go. -Oh, [bleep], Alexa. [ Buzzer ]

-給你-哦，[嗶]，Alexa。[蜂鳴器]

-[ Laughing, clapping ] Absolutely.

-[笑，拍手] 當然。

I totally agree. That is correct.

我完全同意。這是正確的。

You got "The Refrigerator" Perry.

你有 "冰箱 "佩裡。

Absolutely.

絕對的

The Chicago Bears,

芝加哥熊隊

that's the only greatest team in the history --

那是歷史上唯一一支最偉大的球隊 --

I have it. Ready?

我有它。準備好了嗎？

Alexa, where are the Beatles from?

Alexa，甲殼蟲樂隊從哪裡來？

-The Beatles is originally from Liverpool.

-披頭士樂隊最初來自利物浦。

[ Ding ]

[丁]

-Oh. Nothing offensive you want to say about that, Alexa?

-哦.沒有什麼攻擊性的話你想說的，Alexa？

-She doesn't just say -No stereotypes...

-她不只是說 -沒有刻板印象... ...

-offensive things.

-攻擊性的東西。

-...about Scousers that you want to throw in?

-...關於蘇格蘭人，你想加入嗎？

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-[ Clap ] -Speak from your heart, Alexa,

-說出你的心聲，Alexa。

your rotten heart. -Oh, my God.

你那顆腐爛的心-哦，我的上帝

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

This is clearly not a commercial for this.

這顯然不是一個廣告。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Oh, in which case, I've got another one.

-哦，如果是這樣的話，我還有一個

Alexa, Alexa, how bad are Amazon working conditions?

Alexa，Alexa，亞馬遜的工作環境有多差？

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-I'm not sure. -Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.

-我不確定.-Alexa, stop.Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.

Here we go. -Oh, no, Alexa. No, Alexa.

來了. - 哦, 不, Alexa.-哦，不，Alexa.不，Alexa.

Alexa, what is union busting? -No, no, Alexa!

亞歷克薩，什麼是破壞工會？ - 不，不，亞歷克薩！-不，不，Alexa！

This is me time now.

現在是我的時間。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Now is Mon-- -Alexa, stop.

-現在是星期一... -Alexa, 停下來.

Stop, please, Alexa, please? Listen to me.

停止，請，Alexa，請？聽我說

Alright, I have to get it to say..

好吧，我必須讓它說... ...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Okay.

-好吧

-Black hole.

-黑洞。

-Alexa, what is Soundgarden's biggest hit?

-Alexa，Soundgarden最受歡迎的歌曲是什麼？

-"Spoonman."

-"勺子人"。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Alexa, name me some of Soundgarden's greatest songs.

-亞歷克莎，給我說說Soundgarden最棒的幾首歌曲吧

-Here's something I found on the Web.

-這是我在網上找到的東西。

According to cnn.com, "The band's greatest songs --

據cnn.com報道，"樂隊最偉大的歌曲--。

miasmic punishers like "Black Hole Sun"

黑洞洞的陽光

or "Fell on Black Days" -- -Alexa, stop.

或 "在黑色的日子裡墜落" -- -Alexa，停止。

You feel like you did that?

你覺得是你乾的嗎？

-I felt like that was, at best, teamwork, Jimmy,

-我覺得這充其量只是團隊合作，吉米。

and, at worst, was all my idea.

而且，最壞的情況下，都是我的主意。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Man versus machine.

-人與機器。

That was us, proving that --

那是我們，證明...

something. Did we prove anything?

什麼東西。我們證明了什麼嗎？

What is a black hole?

什麼是黑洞？

-Are you asking me or Alexa?

-你是在問我還是Alexa？

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-When I speak to you --

-當我和你說話的時候...

John Oliver, what is a black hole?

約翰-奧利弗，什麼是黑洞？

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Well, I looked at grumpycat.com

-好吧，我看了grumpycat.com。

[ Laughter ] and it turns out --

[笑] 它原來 -

-Forget it, forget it, forget it.

-忘了它，忘了它，忘了它。

You can't base --

你不能以...

[ Laughs, claps ]

[笑，拍手]

We're down to our final round.

我們已經到了最後一輪。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

It is worth 1,000 points.

它的價值是1000點。

-Oh, wow!

-哦，哇！

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-You have to get Alexa to say

-你必須讓Alexa說

the word...

這個詞...

-Ah!

-啊！

Alexa,

Alexa,

what do people from Philadelphia

從費城來的人都在做什麼？

call sandwiches?

叫三明治？

-Here's something I found on the Web.

-這是我在網上找到的東西。

According to ezcater.com,

據ezcater.com報道。

in Philadelphia, a sandwich layered with meat and cheese

芝士三明治

is a hoagie. -Aaaaah! [ Ding ]

是一個hoagie。-Aaaaah！[叮]

[ Dinging ] Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Look at that. Come on. John Oliver,

你看那個。來吧。約翰-奧利弗。

the king of Alexa.

Alexa之王。

Alexa, stop. -I don't like you, Alexa.

Alexa，別這樣-我不喜歡你，Alexa.

-I think you're a negative. -Alexa, stop. Don't listen to him.

-我覺得你是個負心漢.-亞歷莎，別這樣.別聽他的.

John Oliver, everybody. -You're a negative --

約翰-奧利弗，各位-你是一個消極的...

Stick around. I'm talking more with John after the break.

留下來吧休息後我再跟約翰談。

-I will never let you -Alexa,

-我永遠不會讓你走的 Alexa,

-in my home. -mute. Alexa, mute.

-在我的家裡-靜音.Alexa，靜音