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  • -Welcome back to "The Tonight Show."

    -歡迎回到 "今夜秀"。

  • We're about to play "Hey, Robot"!

    我們要玩 "嘿,機器人 "了!

  • -♪ Hey, hey, hey, robot

    -嘿,嘿,嘿,嘿,機器人?

  • Hey, robot

    # 嘿,機器人 #

  • -To play against a robot,

    -與機器人對弈。

  • I'm going to need some help from someone smart.

    我需要一些聰明人的幫助。

  • He's a very funny comedian and the host

    他是一個非常有趣的喜劇演員和主持人。

  • of the multiple Emmy-winning show "Last Week Tonight,"

    的多個艾美獎獲獎節目 "今夜最後一週"。

  • which airs Sundays at 11:00 pm on HBO.

    該劇每週日晚11點在HBO播出。

  • Please welcome John Oliver.

    請歡迎約翰-奧利弗。

  • [ Clapping ] That's what I'm talking about.

    [拍手] 這就是我說的。

  • -Hello, there. -Here we go.

    -你好,這裡-我們走吧

  • Look at you. -Hello, Jimmy.

    看看你-你好,吉米

  • Hello, everybody.

    大家好

  • -It's so good to see you.

    -見到你真好。

  • This is bizarre.

    這很奇怪。

  • It's like you're

    這就像你

  • Max Headroom or something.

    Max Headroom什麼的。

  • [ Laughter ] This is like an art piece.

    [笑]這就像一個藝術作品。

  • [ Clapping ] I like it. Yeah, it's cool.

    [拍手] 我喜歡它。是啊,這很酷。

  • Now, John, this is based

    現在,約翰,這是基於

  • on a real board game, called Hey Robot,

    在一個真實的棋盤遊戲上,叫嘿機器人。

  • that you can play at home, everyone watching.

    你可以在家裡玩,大家都在看。

  • It's like the classic game Password,

    就像經典遊戲密碼一樣。

  • but your partner is a smart speaker.

    但你的伴侶是一個智能音箱。

  • First, what I will do is I will pick a card with a word on it

    首先,我要做的是,我會選擇一張卡片,上面有一個字。

  • and we'll take turns asking a question to get the speaker

    我們會輪流提問,讓演講者說出來

  • to say that word somewhere in its answer.

    要在其答案中的某個地方說這個詞。

  • You ready for this? I will go first.

    你準備好了嗎?我先走了

  • -Yeah, I'm ready. -Okay, bud.

    -是的,我準備好了-好的,夥計

  • Okay, so I have to get it to say leprechaun.

    好吧,所以我必須讓它說小妖精。

  • -Okay.

    -好吧

  • -Now, if I don't get it, then you go.

    -現在,如果我不明白,你就走吧.

  • You try to give it a shot. Alright, here we go.

    你試著給它一個機會。好吧,我們開始吧。

  • Oh, my God.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • Alexa, what fictional cartoon character

    Alexa,什麼虛構的卡通人物?

  • is associated with the pot of gold?

    是與金罐有關?

  • [ Laughing ]

    [笑]

  • -Here's something I found on the Web.

    -這是我在網上找到的東西。

  • According to grumpycats.com,

    據grumpycats.com報道。

  • cartoon Grumpy Cat frowns next to four shamrocks

    卡通片《暴躁的貓》中的四隻山雞旁皺眉頭

  • with "pot of gold" and "I hope it's empty"

    與 "金罐 "和 "我希望它是空的"

  • printed around her on a cute green shirt.

    印在她周圍的可愛綠色襯衫上。

  • [ Buzzer ] -That makes zero sense.

    這毫無意義。

  • -For a start, there, Alexa has got to spend less time

    -首先,Alexa必須花更少的時間。

  • on grumpycat.com.

    在grumpycat.com上。

  • If that's where she's getting all her news,

    如果她是在那裡得到她所有的新聞。

  • [ Laughter ] we're in real trouble.

    [笑]我們有真正的麻煩。

  • -[ Clapping ]

    -[拍手]

  • -At best, it's an aggregation site, Alexa.

    -充其量只是個聚合網站,Alexa。

  • You cannot trust any of the data that's coming out of that.

    你不能相信任何的數據,這裡面的數據。

  • -Okay, here we go.

    -好了,我們走吧

  • John, you have to try to see if you can get it

    約翰,你要試試能不能拿到它

  • to say this word. -Okay.

    說這個詞。-好吧

  • [ Laughs ] This should be fun because, if she gets it wrong,

    [笑]這應該是有趣的,因為, 如果她得到它的錯誤,

  • I'm anxious to hear what she comes up with.

    我很想聽聽她的想法。

  • Alexa, what is an offensive Irish stereotype?

    亞歷克薩,什麼是令人不快的愛爾蘭刻板印象?

  • -[ Laughing ]

    -[笑]

  • -Here's something I found on the Web.

    -這是我在網上找到的東西。

  • -Uh-huh. -According to reference.com,

    -是啊-據reference.com報道:

  • stereotypes about Irish people include

    對愛爾蘭人的刻板印象包括

  • they all drink a lot,

    他們都喝了很多。

  • they all have red hair, and they all have a mean temper.

    他們都有紅色的頭髮, 他們都有一個刻薄的脾氣。

  • -There you go. Happy St. Patrick's Day, John. [ Buzzer ]

    -給你聖帕特里克節快樂,約翰。[蜂鳴器]

  • [ Laughter ] Alexa, that's just ignorance.

    [笑]Alexa,這只是無知。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Happy St. Patrick's Day, bud.

    聖帕特里克節快樂,夥計。

  • Ooh, I got it! I got it! -Those are some arcane terms.

    哦,我得到了它!我明白了!-這些都是一些神祕的術語

  • -Alexa, what is the mascot for Notre Dame Fighting Irish?

    -亞歷克莎,聖母院戰鬥愛爾蘭人隊的吉祥物是什麼?

  • -Here's something I found on the Web.

    -這是我在網上找到的東西。

  • According to wikipedia.org,

    根據wikipedia.org:

  • the Notre Dame leprechaun is the mascot

    聖母院的妖精是吉祥物。

  • [ Ding ] of the University --

    [丁]的大學 -

  • -Alright, I feel good. -Well done.

    -好吧,我感覺很好-做得好

  • Well done. -Thank you. Appreciate it.

    做得好-謝謝你謝謝,謝謝你

  • Alright, Alexa, stop. Thank you very much.

    好吧,Alexa,停止。非常感謝你。

  • Here we go. It's your turn. You're up.

    我們開始吧輪到你了到你了

  • You have to get it to say Liverpool.

    你必須讓它說利物浦。

  • -Oh.

    -哦

  • Alexa, what is the greatest football team

    Alexa,什麼是最偉大的足球隊

  • in the history of the sport?

    在這項運動的歷史上?

  • -Here's something I found on the Web.

    -這是我在網上找到的東西。

  • According to windycitygridiron.com,

    據windycitygridiron.com報道。

  • "There's only one Greatest Team of All Time

    "史上最偉大的團隊只有一個

  • in the History of Great Teams, and that Team is

    在偉大的團隊史上,這支團隊是

  • the 1985 Chicago Bears.

    1985年的芝加哥熊隊。

  • -There you go. -Oh, [bleep], Alexa. [ Buzzer ]

    -給你-哦,[嗶],Alexa。[蜂鳴器]

  • -[ Laughing, clapping ] Absolutely.

    -[笑,拍手] 當然。

  • I totally agree. That is correct.

    我完全同意。這是正確的。

  • You got "The Refrigerator" Perry.

    你有 "冰箱 "佩裡。

  • Absolutely.

    絕對的

  • The Chicago Bears,

    芝加哥熊隊

  • that's the only greatest team in the history --

    那是歷史上唯一一支最偉大的球隊 --

  • I have it. Ready?

    我有它。準備好了嗎?

  • Alexa, where are the Beatles from?

    Alexa,甲殼蟲樂隊從哪裡來?

  • -The Beatles is originally from Liverpool.

    -披頭士樂隊最初來自利物浦。

  • [ Ding ]

    [丁]

  • -Oh. Nothing offensive you want to say about that, Alexa?

    -哦.沒有什麼攻擊性的話你想說的,Alexa?

  • -She doesn't just say -No stereotypes...

    -她不只是說 -沒有刻板印象... ...

  • -offensive things.

    -攻擊性的東西。

  • -...about Scousers that you want to throw in?

    -...關於蘇格蘭人,你想加入嗎?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -[ Clap ] -Speak from your heart, Alexa,

    -說出你的心聲,Alexa。

  • your rotten heart. -Oh, my God.

    你那顆腐爛的心-哦,我的上帝

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • This is clearly not a commercial for this.

    這顯然不是一個廣告。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -Oh, in which case, I've got another one.

    -哦,如果是這樣的話,我還有一個

  • Alexa, Alexa, how bad are Amazon working conditions?

    Alexa,Alexa,亞馬遜的工作環境有多差?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -I'm not sure. -Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.

    -我不確定.-Alexa, stop.Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.

  • Here we go. -Oh, no, Alexa. No, Alexa.

    來了. - 哦, 不, Alexa.-哦,不,Alexa.不,Alexa.

  • Alexa, what is union busting? -No, no, Alexa!

    亞歷克薩,什麼是破壞工會? - 不,不,亞歷克薩!-不,不,Alexa!

  • This is me time now.

    現在是我的時間。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -Now is Mon-- -Alexa, stop.

    -現在是星期一... -Alexa, 停下來.

  • Stop, please, Alexa, please? Listen to me.

    停止,請,Alexa,請?聽我說

  • Alright, I have to get it to say..

    好吧,我必須讓它說... ...

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -Okay.

    -好吧

  • -Black hole.

    -黑洞。

  • -Alexa, what is Soundgarden's biggest hit?

    -Alexa,Soundgarden最受歡迎的歌曲是什麼?

  • -"Spoonman."

    -"勺子人"。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -Alexa, name me some of Soundgarden's greatest songs.

    -亞歷克莎,給我說說Soundgarden最棒的幾首歌曲吧

  • -Here's something I found on the Web.

    -這是我在網上找到的東西。

  • According to cnn.com, "The band's greatest songs --

    據cnn.com報道,"樂隊最偉大的歌曲--。

  • miasmic punishers like "Black Hole Sun"

    黑洞洞的陽光

  • or "Fell on Black Days" -- -Alexa, stop.

    或 "在黑色的日子裡墜落" -- -Alexa,停止。

  • You feel like you did that?

    你覺得是你乾的嗎?

  • -I felt like that was, at best, teamwork, Jimmy,

    -我覺得這充其量只是團隊合作,吉米。

  • and, at worst, was all my idea.

    而且,最壞的情況下,都是我的主意。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -Man versus machine.

    -人與機器。

  • That was us, proving that --

    那是我們,證明...

  • something. Did we prove anything?

    什麼東西。我們證明了什麼嗎?

  • What is a black hole?

    什麼是黑洞?

  • -Are you asking me or Alexa?

    -你是在問我還是Alexa?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -When I speak to you --

    -當我和你說話的時候...

  • John Oliver, what is a black hole?

    約翰-奧利弗,什麼是黑洞?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -Well, I looked at grumpycat.com

    -好吧,我看了grumpycat.com。

  • [ Laughter ] and it turns out --

    [笑] 它原來 -

  • -Forget it, forget it, forget it.

    -忘了它,忘了它,忘了它。

  • You can't base --

    你不能以...

  • [ Laughs, claps ]

    [笑,拍手]

  • We're down to our final round.

    我們已經到了最後一輪。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • It is worth 1,000 points.

    它的價值是1000點。

  • -Oh, wow!

    -哦,哇!

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -You have to get Alexa to say

    -你必須讓Alexa說

  • the word...

    這個詞...

  • -Ah!

    -啊!

  • Alexa,

    Alexa,

  • what do people from Philadelphia

    從費城來的人都在做什麼?

  • call sandwiches?

    叫三明治?

  • -Here's something I found on the Web.

    -這是我在網上找到的東西。

  • According to ezcater.com,

    據ezcater.com報道。

  • in Philadelphia, a sandwich layered with meat and cheese

    芝士三明治

  • is a hoagie. -Aaaaah! [ Ding ]

    是一個hoagie。-Aaaaah![叮]

  • [ Dinging ] Oh, my God.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • Look at that. Come on. John Oliver,

    你看那個。來吧。約翰-奧利弗。

  • the king of Alexa.

    Alexa之王。

  • Alexa, stop. -I don't like you, Alexa.

    Alexa,別這樣-我不喜歡你,Alexa.

  • -I think you're a negative. -Alexa, stop. Don't listen to him.

    -我覺得你是個負心漢.-亞歷莎,別這樣.別聽他的.

  • John Oliver, everybody. -You're a negative --

    約翰-奧利弗,各位-你是一個消極的...

  • Stick around. I'm talking more with John after the break.

    留下來吧休息後我再跟約翰談。

  • -I will never let you -Alexa,

    -我永遠不會讓你走的 Alexa,

  • -in my home. -mute. Alexa, mute.

    -在我的家裡-靜音.Alexa,靜音