Maybe if X is.

也許如果X是。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

Caitlyn Ogden was a lot of things, but she wasn't particularly explosive in any sense of the word.

凱特琳-奧格登有很多優點，但她並不是任何意義上的特別爆發力。

She was a sundress of a person.

她是一個人的太陽裙。

Cute, airy and offensive.

可愛、有氣質、有攻擊性。

Mm.

嗯。

She was quickly becoming the Dalton Twins number one marijuana customer, Covington High.

她很快成為道爾頓雙子星的頭號大麻顧客，科文頓高。

But that's hardly a reason to pop like a zit spraying all over us.

但這很難成為像青春痘一樣噴灑在我們身上的理由。

I wasn't close with Caitlin.

我和凱特琳關係不好。

She was just, you know, a classmate.

她只是，你知道，一個同學。

Someone I sat behind her, passed in the halls every day from kindergarten to senior year.

我坐在她後面的人，從幼兒園到高三，每天都在大廳裡經過。

We ran in different circles, but lots of people liked her guys, especially.

我們跑在不同的圈子裡，但很多人都喜歡她的人，特別是。

I was gonna ask you to problem.

我正想問你問題呢

She was so hot.

她是那麼的性感。

I even narrowed down motel room options to two choices.

我甚至把汽車旅館房間的選擇範圍縮小到兩個選擇。

She was so open minded.

她的心胸是如此開闊。

Jed Hayes was particularly crushed.

傑德-海耶斯尤其被擊潰。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

What happened?

怎麼了？

Caitlin exploded.

凱特琳爆發了。

What?

什麼？

Good, Bob.

很好，鮑勃

No, Like a balloon.

不，像個氣球。

What?

什麼？

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Your shoes.

你的鞋子

Everyone quickly realized Caitlin Ogden was not a suicide bomber.

大家很快意識到凱特琳-奧格登不是自殺式炸彈襲擊者。

Seeing is the only thing that blew up was Caitlin Ogden.

看到的是唯一炸開的是凱特琳-奧格登。

Her desk remained unscathed by the Ogden blast.

她的辦公桌在奧格登的爆炸中毫髮無損。

Mhm.

嗯

The only damage her clothes took was cosmetic.

她的衣服所受的傷害只是表面上的。

This isn't right.

這是不對的。

She was just a kid.

她只是個孩子。

It wasn't right.

這是不對的。

She was just a kid.

她只是個孩子。

Fucking disgusting.

真他媽噁心

And it was very fucking disgusting.

而且非常他媽的噁心。

After the unprecedented event, all of our third period class got taken to the police station, which was very exciting.

史無前例的事件發生後，我們第三節課全班同學都被帶到了派出所，非常刺激。

We gotta ask a lot of important questions.

我們要問很多重要的問題。

Like Caitlyn.

像凱特琳一樣

Ever see anything suspicious about wanting to blow up all the time?

有沒有看到一直想炸的可疑之處？

Mhm.

嗯

I was kidding.

我是開玩笑的

Mhm.

嗯