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I have rules, which is like less biblical of rules without rules.
我有規矩,這就像沒有規矩不成方圓的聖經。
Everything's chaos.
一切都是混亂的。
Thank you.
謝謝你了
Columbus has quite a few rules.
哥倫布有不少規矩。
Welcome to watch Mojo.
歡迎觀看《魔域》。
And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 smartest decisions in zombie movies.
而今天我們就來細數一下我們所挑選的殭屍電影中最聰明的十大決定。
Thank you, source.
謝謝你,源。
This time, the zombies are not real as that for a slice of fried gold.
這一次,殭屍不是真實的,因為那是為了一片炸金花。
Yeah, Boy, For this list, we're looking at the creative big screen solutions characters came up with when re animated beings, virus infected life forms or similarly afflicted creatures became a huge problem.
是啊,男孩,對於這個列表,我們正在尋找創造性的大屏幕解決方案的角色想出了,當重新動畫生物,病毒感染的生命形式或類似的苦難生物成為一個巨大的問題。
Since some of these decisions come at big moments, beware of spoilers.
由於其中有些決定是在重大時刻做出的,所以要小心破壞。
Shambling your way.
搖搖晃晃地走在路上。
Which one of these solutions would you use in a zombie apocalypse?
在殭屍啟示錄中,你會使用哪一種解決方案?
Let us know in the comments below.
讓我們在下面的評論中知道。
If you like what you're hearing, be sure to check out the full song at the link below.
如果你喜歡你所聽到的,一定要在下面的鏈接中查看完整的歌曲。
Yeah, Number 10.
對,10號
Using zombies to stimulate the economy.
用殭屍來刺激經濟。
Shaun of the dead.
死神肖恩
It's not something I ever expected as a newscaster to ever have to say on air, removing the head or destroying the brain.
這是我作為一個新聞播音員從來沒有想過要在直播中說的話,摘掉腦袋或者毀掉大腦。
Incredible.
難以置信
After the British Army contains the zombie outbreak, the country has left the surplus of shambling creatures instead of dispatching them.
英軍遏制了喪屍的爆發後,國家沒有派遣喪屍,而是留下了多餘的喪屍。
The government decides to use the remaining members of the horde to benefit the economy.
政府決定利用剩餘的部落成員來造福經濟。
The fact that the mobile deceased retained their primal instincts make them ideal recruitment for the service industry.
流動的死者保留了原始的本能,使他們成為服務行業的理想招聘對象。
A bunch of zombies are placed in a blue collar positions.
一群殭屍被安排在一個藍領的位置上。
Another group of the moaning creatures is featured on reality TV and game shows.
另一組呻吟的生物則出現在真人秀和遊戲節目中。
The title character, Sean, even plays video games with a zombified former roommate.
標題人物肖恩甚至和殭屍化的前室友一起玩電子遊戲。
Since the creatures don't need money, a lot of business owners are likely saving a fortune by hiring the horde as that for a slice of fried gold.
由於這些生物不需要錢,所以很多企業主很可能為了一塊炸金花,把部落僱傭成那個樣子,省下一筆錢。
This plan should go off without a hitch unless the zombies get together and unionize.
這個計劃應該會順利進行,除非殭屍們聚集在一起,組成工會。
Number nine.
九號
Turning Buses into Tanks.
把公車變成坦克。
Dawn of the Dead.
死神的黎明
How far is the marina?
碼頭有多遠?
Oh my God, you're serious.
哦,我的上帝,你是認真的。
I think it's a damn good idea.
我認為這是一個該死的好主意。
The heroes of the zombie film spend most of the runtime safe from the hungry horde by hunkering down in a mall before they decided to make their way to a getaway boat.
喪屍片中的英雄們花了大部分的時間,通過在商場裡躲避飢餓的部落,安全地躲過了飢餓的部落,然後他們決定去找一艘逃學生船。
On the docks, they spend some valuable time reinforcing two buses.
在碼頭上,他們花了一些寶貴的時間加固兩輛公車。
They make the exteriors virtually indestructible by adding steel, barbed wire and big plows to the fronts.
他們通過在車頭加裝鋼筋、鐵絲網和大犁,使外部幾乎堅不可摧。
Then they load up the interiors with a good selection of weapons and some explosive propane tanks.
然後他們在內部裝上精選的武器和一些爆炸性丙烷罐。
So those things are on the side of the bus to get them off.
所以這些東西都是在公車的旁邊讓他們下車的。
Mhm.
嗯
Cool, huh?
酷吧?
The buses are able to take a lot of punishment while cutting a path through the horde.
大巴車能夠承受大量的懲罰,同時在部落中開闢一條道路。
Honestly, the survivors might have been better off staying inside their tricked out buses instead of hopping on a boat to the unknown.
老實說,倖存者可能會更好地呆在他們那輛被騙了的巴士裡,而不是跳上船去未知的地方。
Just saying, Yeah, I think I just stay here while enjoy the sunrise.
只是說說而已,是的,我想我只是呆在這裡欣賞日出。
Number eight preparing an S.
八號準備一個S。
O s sign.
O的標誌。
28 days later, there's no government, no police, no army TV and radio electricity.
28天后,沒有政府,沒有警察,沒有軍隊電視和廣播電。
Surviving the hellish world of 28 days later is a near impossible task.
在28天后的地獄世界裡生存,幾乎是不可能完成的任務。
However, Jim, Selena and Hannah managed to overcome rage infected humans, corrupt soldiers and the harsh elements to find a safe haven.
然而,吉姆,塞琳娜和漢娜設法克服憤怒感染的人類,腐敗的阿兵哥和惡劣的元素,找到一個安全的避風港。
When Hannah here's a plane approaching their cottage, the group executes a rescue plan.
當漢娜在這裡的飛機接近他們的小屋,該組執行一個救援計劃。
It's coming.
它的到來。
They quickly unfurl a huge S.
他們迅速展開了一個巨大的S。
O.
O.
S made out of curtains that spells out the word.
S做的窗簾,拼出了這個詞。
Hello.
你好啊
It was already pretty smart of them to have a pre prepared message ready to go, But the incredibly efficient way that they laid it out suggest that they had spent some time practicing it.
他們能把事先準備好的資訊準備好,已經很聰明瞭,但他們佈置的方式非常高效,說明他們已經花了一些時間來練習。
Let's just hope they had the pilot at hello and he swung around to pick them up.
我們只希望他們在喂的時候有飛行員,他轉身去接他們。
I think he's serious this time.
我覺得他這次是認真的。
Number seven Trapping the infected inside an apartment building wreck.
第七號將感染者困在公寓樓的殘骸裡。
Some smart decisions come at a high cost.
一些明智的決定是要付出高昂的代價的。
The protagonists of 2007 is Wreck had to learn this lesson in the worst way.
2007年是沉船》的主角們不得不用最糟糕的方式來吸取這個教訓。
After firefighters get a call about someone trapped in an apartment building, they try to assist.
消防員接到有人被困在公寓樓裡的電話後,他們試圖協助。
Unfortunately, the woman they try to save is infected with a Rabies like virus and attacks them.
不幸的是,他們試圖拯救的女人被一種類似狂犬病的病毒感染並攻擊他們。
When everyone tries to leave the woman behind in this building, they learn, officials have locked them in.
當大家想把女人留在這棟樓裡的時候,才知道,官府已經把他們鎖在了這裡。
Not a problem.
沒問題
This cruel decision contains the virus in one place.
這個殘酷的決定將病毒包含在一個地方。
While this choice wisely helps prevent a potential outbreak, the people left inside the apartment building are trapped with the monsters they can't escape.
雖然這個選擇很明智,有助於防止潛在的疫情爆發,但留在公寓樓內的人卻被怪物困住,無法逃脫。
You see the video content number six giving Julie Zombie camouflage warm bodies.
你看視頻內容六號給朱莉殭屍偽裝暖身。
I want to be this way.
我想成為這樣的人。
I'm lonely.
我很孤獨
I'm lost.
我迷路了
I mean, I'm literally lost.
我是說,我真的迷路了。
I've never been in this part of the airport before.
我從來沒有去過機場的這個地方。
Although our is a zombie, his heart still seems to be working just fine.
雖然我們的是殭屍,但他的心臟似乎還能正常工作。
When he first laid eyes on Julie, he stopped trying to munch on humans just so we can see your face.
當他第一次看到朱莉的時候,他就不再試圖啃食人類,只是為了讓我們能看到你的臉。
And after he snacks on the brains of Julie's boyfriend, he decides to protect her from the rest of the horde.
而在他吃了朱莉男友的大腦後,他決定保護她,不讓她受到其他部落的傷害。
He transfers some of his own blood to her face to cover up her human smell.
他將自己的一些血液轉移到她的臉上,以掩蓋她的人味。
This allows Julie to camouflage among the zombies until our can take her to a safe place.
這使得朱莉可以在殭屍中偽裝,直到我們可以把她帶到一個安全的地方。
It's pretty impressive thinking for a creature whose brains technically shouldn't work.
對於一個大腦在技術上不應該工作的生物來說,它的思維相當令人印象深刻。
Not only does ours camouflage plan saved Julie's life, but it helps prove that zombies can show humanity.
我們的偽裝計劃不僅挽救了朱莉的生命,而且有助於證明殭屍可以展現人性。
Uh, why me?
呃,為什麼是我?
Why did you save me?
你為什麼要救我?
Mhm cry Number five, Creating rules for the Zombie Apocalypse, The Zombie Land franchise.
姆姆哭五號,為殭屍啟示錄、殭屍樂園加盟店創造規則。
I survive because I play it safe and follow the rules.
我之所以能活下來,是因為我玩得很安全,遵守規則。
My rules.
我的規則。
One of the best running gags in this comedy horror franchise is the slowly growing list of rules for survival.
在這個喜劇恐怖系列中,最好的運行噱頭之一是慢慢增長的生存規則列表。
The cautious Columbus creates and closely follows a set of guidelines to keep him safe in this dangerous world.
謹慎的哥倫布創造並嚴格遵循一套準則,以保證他在這個危險的世界中的安全。
He recommends that survivors should check that bathrooms are safe to always wear seatbelts, get some cardio in and so much more.
他建議倖存者應檢查浴室是否安全,始終繫好安全帶,做一些有氧運動等等。
His vital survival tips help save lives on numerous occasions, and although Columbus seems uptight, he's willing to modify his rules as he gains more experience in the world.
他的重要生存技巧在許多場合都能幫助拯救生命,雖然哥倫布看起來很緊張,但隨著他在世界範圍內獲得更多的經驗,他願意修改自己的規則。
And it had to be rich.
而且必須是有錢人。
It tough for me to finally understand that some rules are made to be broken.
艱難的我終於明白,有些規則是用來打破的。
Admittedly, he's not the only survivor to come up with a set of guidelines.
誠然,他並不是唯一一個拿出一套準則的倖存者。
Commandments.
戒律。
Yeah, just sort of guidelines for staying alive.
是的,只是一種生存的準則。
I've got loads of them.
我已經得到了他們的負載。
But seeing as Columbus is still alive at the end of the sequel, we'd bet our money on his rules.
但看到哥倫布在續集的最後還活著,我們就把錢押在他的規則上。
Number four.
四號
Taking advantage of Dole Zombie Senses trained Bustan mhm trader Bustan Zombies only attack what they can hear or see.
利用多爾殭屍感官的優勢,經過訓練的布斯塔姆交易員布斯塔姆殭屍只攻擊他們能聽到或看到的東西。
The survivors take advantage of the hoards, poor senses and a bunch of clever ways.
倖存者們利用囤積居奇、感官差和一堆聰明的方法。
They cover up the windows between train cars with newspapers so that the zombies don't see them and try to break through.
他們用報紙遮住火車車廂之間的窗戶,這樣殭屍就不會看到他們,也不會試圖突破。
A few heroes also wait for tunnels to cover the train and darkness before moving together together like I want to watch it and when survivors are out of sight.
幾位英雄也是等隧道掩蓋了火車和黑暗後,才像我想看的那樣一起行動,當倖存者看不見的時候。
They distract the reanimated goons with sound.
他們用聲音引開復活的慫貨。
Mm.
嗯。
Unfortunately, most of the passengers never make it off the train.
遺憾的是,大部分乘客都沒能下火車。
But there would have been no survivors at all if the humans didn't come up with so many smart ways to get around the zombies.
但如果不是人類想出那麼多聰明的辦法來繞開殭屍,根本就沒有幸存者。
Dull senses Number three pretending the outbreak is a game Little monsters True.
呆呆的感覺三號假裝爆發是遊戲小怪獸真。
Yes, a slacker musician named Dave and a brilliant teacher named Caroline are chaperoning a Children's field trip.
是的,一個叫戴夫的懶散音樂家和一個叫卡羅琳的聰明老師正在陪著孩子們去郊遊。
When a small zombie outbreak starts after a performer prevents them from seeking shelter in a gift shop, Dave wisely breaks into the building from the top to let the kids in.
當一個表演者阻止他們在禮品店尋求庇護後,一場小型的殭屍爆發開始,戴夫明智地從樓頂闖入大樓,讓孩子們進來。
But it's Miss Caroline that has the movies.
但卡洛琳小姐才是有電影的人。
Smartest idea.
最聰明的想法。
When zombies first surround the class, she tells her students, it's all just a game.
當殭屍第一次包圍班級時,她告訴學生,這一切只是一個遊戲。
Members have to play tag Good.
會員要玩標籤好。
Well, those funny looking people out there are it.
好吧,那些看起來很有趣的人在那裡是它。
How do I go?
我怎麼走?
This clever strategy allows her to keep the kids calm while telling them exactly what they need to do to survive each phase of the outbreak.
這種巧妙的策略讓她能夠讓孩子們保持冷靜,同時告訴他們在爆發的每個階段需要做什麼才能生存下來。
Good boy, Miss Caroline.
好孩子,卡羅琳小姐
Strategic white lie ensures every one of her students seize their parents again.
戰略性的白色謊言確保她的每一個學生都能再次抓住他們的父母。
Number two, making excellent use of a drone alive.
第二,善用無人機活。
Yeah, mhm.
是啊,嗯。
If protagonist Oh Joon Woo invested his money in a PlayStation four instead of a drone, he wouldn't have survived this movie.
如果主角吳俊宇把錢投資在PlayStation四,而不是無人機上,他就活不過這部電影了。
After he gets trapped in his apartment during a zombie apocalypse, the small aircraft becomes his best resource.
在殭屍啟示錄中,他被困在自己的公寓裡,小飛機成了他最好的資源。
Joon Woo uses the drone to get his phone high enough to get reception.
俊宇用無人機把手機弄得很高,可以接收到信號。
When he's on the brink of starvation, he establishes a direct food line to his ally Kim's apartment by flying a string into her apartment.
當他在飢餓的邊緣,他建立了一個直接的食物線到他的盟友金的公寓,通過飛行字符串到她的公寓。
Joon Woo even uses it to distract a zombie for munching on an unconscious Kim, even though the drone is wrecked before the climax.
俊宇甚至用它來引開殭屍對昏迷的金某進行啃食,儘管無人機在高潮前就已經被破壞了。
Joon Woo, still rescued at the film's conclusion.
俊宇,還是在電影的結尾處被救出。
Why?
為什麼?
Because he was also smart enough to post his address and an S.
因為他也很聰明,貼出了自己的地址和一個S。
O.
O.
S on social media.
S在社交媒體上。
Before we reanimate our topic, here are a few honorable mentions boarding up the hideout Night of the Living Dead.
在我們重啟話題之前,這裡有幾個值得表揚的板塊,藏身活死人之夜。
He makes sure the horde can't get inside.
他要確保部落不能進去。
I'm going to board up the windows and the doors.
我打算把窗戶和門用木板封起來。
Do you understand?
你明白嗎?
We'll be all right here.
我們會在這裡等你
We'll be all right here to someone comes to rescue us, keeping the existence of a zombie serum.
我們會在這裡對有人來救我們,保持殭屍血清的存在。
Secret overlord Boys, make sure no one else will go looking for it.
祕密霸王男孩們,確保沒有人去找它。
There's anything down their fourth us digging through all that rubble you'd let us know, right?
如果他們的第四層有什麼東西,我們在那些瓦礫中挖掘,你會讓我們知道的,對嗎?
Just this.
只是這個。
Our control room.
我們的控制室。
Before we continue, be sure to subscribe to our channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos.
在我們繼續之前,一定要訂閱我們的頻道,並按鈴獲得我們最新的視頻通知。
You have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them.
您可以選擇通知您不定期的視頻或所有的視頻。
If you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications.
如果你在手機上,請確保你進入設置並打開通知。
Mhm number one.
第一
Injecting deadly diseases to become Invisible World War Z Where are you?
注射致命疾病,成為隱形的Z世界戰爭你在哪裡?
On the last flight out?
在最後一班飛機上?
My phone is dying.
我的手機快不行了。
I need some quick until you got to locate the closest medical research facility at C.
我需要一些快速,直到你找到最近的醫學研究機構在C。
D.
D.
C.
C.
A.
A.
W H O.
W H O。
Something that makes vaccines.
製造疫苗的東西。
Jerry Lanes insane observation skills might make him the most intelligent person to ever appear in a zombie film.
傑裡-蘭斯瘋狂的觀察力可能會讓他成為有史以來出現在殭屍電影中最聰明的人。
After observing how long it takes for people to turn, he removes the lieutenant's bitten hand before she becomes zombified.
在觀察了人轉身的時間後,他在中尉變成殭屍之前,將中尉被咬傷的手移開。
But that isn't Jerry's best observation.
但這不是傑瑞最好的觀察。
He notices that zombies avoid people with terminal illnesses I have witnessed in literally bypass people walk right around them like a river around Iraq.
他注意到,殭屍避開患有絕症的人,我在字面上目睹了繞過人們走在他們身邊,就像伊拉克周圍的河流。
Why, I think because those people were sick.
為什麼,我想是因為那些人有病。
After injecting himself the deadly disease, he becomes virtually invisible to the hordes of the walking or, in this case, running dead Jerries.
在給自己注射了致命的疾病之後,他幾乎就看不見成群的行屍走肉,或者說,在這種情況下,跑死的傑瑞。
Discovery is spread across the world.
發現在世界範圍內傳播。
While some people just camouflage and avoid fights.
而有些人只是偽裝,避免打架。
Other people use their invisibility to strike back against.
別人利用自己的隱身術進行反擊。
The zombies test on the so called camouflage have been largely successful.
殭屍對所謂偽裝的測試已經基本成功。
Jerry's brilliant idea may have given humanity the edge it needed to win World War Z.
傑瑞的絕妙想法可能給人類帶來了贏得Z戰所需的優勢。
Be prepared for anything?
做好一切準備?
Mhm.
嗯
Um, our war has just begun.
嗯,我們的戰爭才剛剛開始。
So do you agree with our picks?
那麼你同意我們的選擇嗎?
Let us know in the comments.
請在評論中告訴我們。
And hey, if you're a fan of the song playing right now, be sure to check out the music video for it right here.
嘿嘿,如果你是現在正在播放的歌曲的粉絲,一定要在這裡查看它的音樂視頻。
Satisfied?
滿意嗎?
Yeah.
是啊。
Way to stay last night.
昨晚的住宿方式。