Yeah, NBA Twitter is straight up drama.

是啊，NBA推特直接就是劇透。

There's nobody better suited to explain everyone's tweets than Kendrick Perkins himself.

沒有人比肯德里克-帕金斯本人更適合解釋大家的推特了。

Without further ado, Welcome to Master Perk Theater.

話不多說，歡迎來到大師級佩克影院。

What's up, Sports Nation?

怎麼了，體育國家隊？

You know what time it is?

你知道現在是什麼時間嗎？

Time for Master Birth Theater Episode eight Let's get started.

主人生劇場時間第八集 我們開始吧。

King James himself, by the way at Damien literally in that Steph Curry 30 simply ain't fair.

詹皇自己，順便在達米安字面意思在那斯蒂芬庫裡30根本不公平。

I literally kept telling him to back up further and further to shoot.

我真的一直叫他再往後退，再往後拍。

And what did they do exactly?

他們到底做了什麼？

Hand over the face?

手捂著臉？

Emotion?

情感？

A Braun you think you slick?

一個布勞恩你以為你很狡猾嗎？

I see what you're doing right here.

我知道你在做什麼，就在這裡。

I see what you're doing.

我知道你在做什麼。

Look, I watched the All Star game and I saw you stuff and dame cheesing from ear to ear.

你看，我看了全明星賽，我看到你的東西和夫人從耳朵到耳朵的奶酪。

High five and one another And chest bumping and all that.

互相擊掌，撞胸之類的。

Don't you be tampering.

你不要亂來。

Now I know what you're trying to do.

現在我知道你想做什麼了。

Trying to team up talking about it was enjoy to play with one another and all that.

試圖組隊說說，是享受到了互相玩耍的樂趣之類的。

I get it, But I know you.

我明白，但我瞭解你

I know you.

我認識你

I see what you're doing over there.

我知道你在那裡做什麼。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Next up, Baker.

下一個，貝克。

Mayfield, Almost 100% m and I just saw a UFO dropped straight out of the sky on our way home from together.

梅菲爾德，幾乎百分之百我和我剛剛在一起回家的路上看到了一個UFO直接從天而降。

We stopped and looked at each other and ask if either of us saw it.

我們停了下來，互相看了看，問有沒有人看到。

Anybody else?

還有誰？

Witnesses.

證人：

Hey, Baker.

嘿，貝克。

The only UFO that you have seen or been a part of is the UFO called the Browns.

唯一見過或參與過的UFO，就是名為 "布朗號 "的UFO。

Meaning y'all One hit wonder We saw y'all one time in the playoffs and then you're probably gonna disappear.

意思是說你們都是一鳴驚人的奇蹟 我們在季後賽中只見過你們一次 然後你們可能就會消失了。

We probably won't see you all again, You know You didn't see no damn UFO Carry on.

我們可能不會再見到你們了，你知道你沒有看到該死的UFO，繼續。

Next up, Adam Schefter Cowboys are given that Prescott a four year $160 million deal, including a record $126 million guaranteed sources.

接下來，Adam Schefter牛仔隊給出的是，普雷斯科特一份4年1.6億美元的合同，包括創紀錄的1.26億美元的保障來源。

Tell ESPN it's about time.

告訴ESPN是時候了。

Jerry Jones.

傑瑞-瓊斯

Look, I ain't mad at you.

聽著，我不是在生你的氣。

It's about time you back the Brinks truck up.

你是時候把布林克斯的車開回來了。

But I'm happy that got his letters.

但我很高興能收到他的信。

Okay, Tell him to bring me my money.

好吧，告訴他把我的錢拿來。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Next up.

下一個

Allen Robinson.

艾倫-羅賓遜

The second her sources, Andre Drummond will be signing with the next.

第二她的來源，安德烈-德拉蒙德將與下一個簽約。

They get some reinforcement on the defensive end and the glass look for them to still be active around the trade deadline.

他們在防守端得到了一定的加強，玻璃看他們在交易截止日前後依然活躍。

L O l.

L O l.

I want to say to the dummies out there that actually thought that Allen was serious on this trick.

我想對外面那些真正認為艾倫是認真的這一招的笨蛋說。

Shame on you.

你真丟人

Because you could never take someone serious.

因為你永遠不會認真對待一個人。

Who put an l O L at the end of their tweet.

誰在他們的微博末尾加了個L O L。

Okay, that's the first thing.

好吧，這是第一件事。

Second thing.

第二件事

He's not going to the Brooklyn Nets.

他不會去布魯克林籃網隊。

Drumming probably will be a lake.

鼓動大概會是一個湖。

That's my prediction.

這就是我的預測。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Next up, metta world beast.

接下來是元太世界獸。

No disrespect, but if Jordan didn't retire, he would have had 10 rings.

不是不尊重你，但如果喬丹沒有退役，他就會有10枚戒指。

Hey, metta world peace.

嘿，梅塔世界和平。

One thing I know about you from watching the brawl at the palace is that I'm not a guy that's about to argue with you.

看了皇宮裡的鬥毆，我對你有一點了解，那就是我不是一個要和你爭論的人。

Okay?

好嗎？

I know if I see you in a fight with a bat, I'm just gonna pour honey on you because I know you want other fast to come along so you can whip them too.

我知道如果我看到你和蝙蝠打架，我就會把蜂蜜倒在你身上，因為我知道你想讓其他快手也來，這樣你就可以鞭打他們。

So if you say Jordan to down 10 rings, then damn it, he should have 10 rings carry on.

所以，如果你說喬丹要降10環，那麼該死的，他應該有10環矣。

And I appreciate you, my good people for watching this episode of Master per theater.

也感謝各位好心人看了這期《師父每影院》。

Mhm.

嗯

Thanks for watching ESPN on YouTube for live streaming sports and premium content.

感謝您在YouTube上觀看ESPN的體育直播和優質內容。