EVERYBODY.

每個人。

LIKE A LOT OF YOU OUT THERE, I'VE SPENT MUCH OF THE LAST YEAR

和你們很多人一樣，我過去一年也花了很多時間在這裡

DOING MY JOB OVER ZOOM.

做我的工作在ZOOM。

AND JUST LIKE YOU, THAT MEANS SCHEDULING WORK MEETINGS WITH

和你一樣，這意味著安排工作會議與

PEOPLE LIKE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND MEGAN THE STALLION.

人們喜歡布魯斯-斯普林斯廷和梅根-史泰龍。

BUT HERE'S THE THING: WHEN I INTERVIEW THESE EXCITING

但是，這裡的事情：當我採訪這些令人興奮的。

CELEBRITIES OVER ZOOM, THERE'S A LOT OF TECHNICAL STUFF YOU HAVE

明星們在ZOOM上，有很多技術上的東西你都有。

TO ACCOUNT FOR.

會計：

FOR INSTANCE, AFTER EVERY INTERVIEW, WE HAVE TO SLATE,

在每次採訪之後，我們必須要板上釘釘。

MEANING SAY OUR NAMES, COUNT TO THREE, AND THEN CLAP, IN ORDER

意思是說我們的名字，數到三，然後拍手，按順序排列

TO MAKE SURE THE ZOOM AUDIO SYNCS UP WITH THE VIDEO.

確保縮放音頻與視頻同步。

OBVIOUSLY, WE NEVER INTENDED THOSE SLATES TO AIR, BUT IT

顯然，我們從來沒有打算這些板塊的空氣，但它。

TURNS OUT WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAY, RIGHT NOW.

結果我們還是要去做，現在。

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>> Stephen: GORGE, BEFORE I LET YOU GO, WE HAVE TO DO A

>> 高爾基，在我放你走之前，我們得先做一次調查。

SPECIAL SLATE.

特別板塊：

STEPHEN COLBERT, ONE, TWO, THREE.

斯蒂芬-科爾伯特，一，二，三。

AND IF YOU WOULD DO THAT WITH YOUR OWN NAME, NOT MINE.

如果你能用你自己的名字，而不是我的名字來做。

>> BRAD PITT, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 布拉德皮特，一，二，三。

>> JANELLE MONAE, ONE, TWO, THROUGH.

>> 詹妮爾・莫娜，一，二，通過。

>> BOB DeNIRO, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> BOB DeNIRO，一，二，三。

>> BILLIE EILISH, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 一、二、三，一、二、三。

>> TIFFANY HADDISH, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> TIFFANY HADDISH，一，二，三。

>> ANDY SANDBERG ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> ANDY SANDBERG 一，二，三。

>> ZAHN DAYA, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> ZAHN DAYA，一，二，三。

>> CATE BLANCHETT, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 凱特・布蘭奇特，一，二，三。

THREE.

三.

>> Stephen: I WANT TO PUT THAT INTO A MONTAGE.

>> 史蒂芬：我想把它做成一幅畫冊。

WE HAVE TO DO A SLATE.

我們必須做一個板塊。

YOU PROBABLY HAVE TO DO THE SAME THING.

你可能也要做同樣的事情。

>> I DO.

>> 我願意。

>> Stephen: IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS: STEPHEN

>> 有點像這樣。Stephen: It goes a little somewhat's like this.

COLBERT, ONE, TWO, THREE.

COLBERT, 一, 二, 三.

NOW, YOU DO THAT BUT WITH YOUR NAME.

現在，你用你的名字來做。

>> THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE

>> 謝謝你的澄清，因為我絕對會有。

DONE STEPHEN COLBERT.

完成了 史蒂芬-科爾伯特

>> Stephen: EVERYBODY DOES.

>> Stephen: EVERYBODY DOES.

>> STEPHEN COLBERT, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 史蒂芬-科爾伯特，一，二，三。

>> STEPHEN COLBERT, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 史蒂芬-科爾伯特，一，二，三。

>> STEPHEN COLBERT ONE -- >> Stephen: WITH YOUR OWN NAME

>> STEPHEN COLBERT ONE -- >> Stephen: With your own name.

IF YOU DON'T MIND.

如果你不介意的話

>> I KNOW, I KNOW.

>> 我知道，我知道。

>> STEPHEN COLBERT, ONE, TWO, THREE, BRYAN CRANSTON.

>> 一、二、三，布萊恩・克蘭斯頓。

>> I WAS ABOUT TO SAY STEPHEN COLBERT.

>> 我正想說史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

MEGAN THE STALLION, ONE, TWO, THREE.

MEGAN THE STALLION，一，二，三。

>> DREW BARRYMORE, ONE, TWO THREE.

>> 德魯・巴里摩爾，一，二，三。

>> SALAMEH HAYEK, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> SALAMEH HAYEK，一，二，三。

>> Stephen: GOT IT WRONG.

>> Stephen: GOT IT錯了。

BUT CHARMING NONETHELESS.

但魅力不減。

( WHISTLING ) >> JON BON JOVI, ONE, TWO,

（口哨） >> 喬恩-邦喬，一，二。

THREE.

三.

>> DOLLY PARTON, ONE, TWO, THREE?

>> 多莉-帕頓，一，二，三？

IS THAT WHAT I'M DOING?

是我在做什麼？

>> Stephen: THAT'S IT, ALL DONE.

>> 史蒂芬：就是這樣，全部完成。

>> BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 布魯斯-斯普林斯坦，一，二，三。

>> MARIAH CAREY, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 瑪麗亞・凱瑞，一，二，三。

>> MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, ONE, TWO, THREE

>> MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY，一，二，三。

( WHISTLING ) >> KAMALA HARRIS, ONE, TWO,

（口哨） >> 卡馬拉-哈里斯，一，二。

THREE.

三.

>> JOE BIDEN, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 喬-比登，一，二，三。

>> Stephen: PERFECT, YOU'RE A NATURAL KID

>> 完美，你是個天生的孩子。

( LAUGHS ) >> JAKE GYLLENHAAL, ONE, TWO,

( 笑 ) >> 傑克-吉倫哈爾，一，二。

THREE.

三.

>> STEVE?

>> STEVE?

>> Stephen: NO ONE CALLS YOU STEVE!

>> 史蒂芬：沒有人叫你史蒂夫!

>> MERYL STREEP, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 梅里爾-史翠普，一，二，三。

>> Stephen: THESE ZOOM DAYS BEING WHAT THEY ARE WE HAVE TO

>> 史蒂芬: 這些縮放日是什麼，我們不得不

MAKE SURE WE'RE TECHNICALLY BUTTONED DOWN.

確保我們在技術上被扣下來了。

LIKE DUCT TAPE AND CHICKEN WIRE MY BROTHER, ED, MY OLDER BROTHER

像膠帶和雞線 我的兄弟，ED，我的老兄弟。

ED CALLS ME STEVE.

ED叫我史蒂夫。

TOM BROKAW OCCASIONALLY CALLS ME STEVE, AND TOM HANKS CALLS ME

TOM BROKAW偶爾會叫我STEVE，而TOM HANKS叫我

STEVE.

STEVE.

>> I MEAN-- >> HEY, STEVE, HOW ARE YOU.

>> 我是說... 嘿，史蒂夫，你怎麼樣。

TOM HANK, ONE, TWO, THREE.

湯姆-漢克，一，二，三。

>> JAKE TAPPER, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 一、二、三，一、二、三。

>> TANDY NEWTON, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 坦迪-紐頓，一，二，三。

>> YES!

>> 是！

YAY!

呀！

MWAH!

MWAH！

( WHISTLING ) >> KATE WINSLET, ONE, TWO,

凱特-溫斯萊特，一，二，一，二

THREE.

三.

GOD I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO BURST INTO SONG NOW.

天啊，我覺得我們現在需要爆發的歌曲。

>> Stephen: SO WE HAVE TO SLATE DO YOU.

>> 所以，我們必須板塊你。

>> SARAH PAULSON, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 莎拉-保爾森，一，二，三。

>> RICKY GERVAIS, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> RICKY GERVAIS，一，二，三。

>> CONE AN O'BRIEN, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> CONE AN O'BRIEN，一，二，三。

>> MINDY KALING, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 明迪-卡林，一，二，三。

>> TREVOR NOAH, ONE, TWO, THREE ( WHISTLING )

>> 特雷弗-諾亞，一、二、三

>> ANDY COHEN, ONE, TWO, THREE!

>> ANDY COHEN，一，二，三！

>> ANDERSON COOPER-- I DON'T KNOW, DID I DO THAT RIGHT?

>> ANDERSON COOPER -- 我不知道，我這樣做對嗎？

>> SEE, I'M CLAPPING.

>> 你看，我在拍手。

>> Stephen: PERFECT!

>> Stephen: PERFECT!

PERFECT!

完美！

PERFECT!

完美！

>> CHANCE THE RAPPER, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 一，二，三，一，二，三。

>> ALLISON JANNEY.

>> ALLISON JANNEY.

>> AARON SORKIN,.

>> AARON SORKIN，。

>> MARTIN SCHIFF.

>> MARTIN SCHIFF.

>> CHRISTIAN BAILS.

>> 基督徒保釋。

>> RYAN REYNOLDS, THREE, TWO, ONE.

>> RYAN REYNOLDS，三，二，一。

WE DO IT EVERY DAY GLI MIGHT POP A BALLOON.

我們每天都在做，GLI可能會打出一個氣球。

>> CHER, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 切爾，一，二，三。

>> QUEEN LATIFAH, ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 拉蒂法女王，一，二，三。

>> JULIE ANDREWS, ONE, TWO, THREE

>> 朱莉-安德魯斯，一，二，三。

( WHISTLING ) >> STEPHEN COLBERT, ONE, TWO,

一、二、三、四、五..,

THREE.

三.

JON STEWART, ONE, TWO, THREE.

JON STEWART，一，二，三。

>> Stephen: THANK YOU.

>> 史蒂芬：謝謝你。

THAT'S IT.

這就是它。

NOW, LET ME SEE TRACY.

現在，讓我看看TRACY。

>> SAY HELLO.

>> 打個招呼。

AND THE BOYS ARE HERE, TOO.

孩子們也在這裡。

HELLO.

你好。

HI, EVIE.

嗨，EVIE。

LOOK HOW EVIE IS NOW-- EVIE IS THE PRODUCTION ASSISTANT.

看看EVIE是如何現在 - EVIE是生產助理。

SHE HAS TO DO ALL-- SHE'S, LIKE, PRODUCING THE SHOW DOWN THERE.

她必須做所有 -- 她，喜歡，製作節目在那裡。

>> Stephen: YOU SLATED, DIDN'T YOU, JON?

>> 你被打了一巴掌，是嗎，喬恩？

THERE, DO IT AGAIN.

在那裡，再做一次。

THIS IS UNSUSTAINABLE IS HOW I WOULD DESCRIBE THIS.

這是不可持續的是我如何描述這個。

>> Stephen: THANKS TO GEORGE CLOONEY, JOHN OLIVER, AND

>> 斯蒂芬：感謝喬治-克洛尼、約翰-奧利弗和

EVERYONE IN BETWEEN.

EVERYONE IN BETWEEN。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

我們馬上回來。

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