Name: 比利-克里斯托弗接受科爾伯特的提問 (Billy Crystal Takes The Colbert Questionert)
Uploaded: 2021-03-12T22:30:35.000Z
Duration: 6 min 57 s

你知道嗎，最好的事情之一就是

DOING THIS SHOW IS GETTING TO TALK TO ALL SORTS OF FASCINATING

做這個節目是要跟所有類型的FASCINATING交談。

BUT IT'S HARD TO FULLY EXPLORE A GUEST'S PSYCHE IN JUST TEN

但要在短短的十天內完全瞭解客人的心理是很難的。

WHICH IS WHY WE HERE AT THE LATE SHOW CREATED "THE COLBERT

這就是為什麼我們在晚間節目中創造了 "科爾伯特"。

IT'S A SERIES OF 15 QUESTIONS SCIENTIFICALLY CALIBRATED TO

它是一系列的15個問題的科學計算，以

REVEAL A PERSON'S TRUEST SELF: EVERYTHING FROM YOUR PRIMAL

揭示一個人最真實的自我。從你的本體出發...

FEARS TO YOUR FAVORITE SANDWICH TO THE SANDWICH YOU'RE MOST

恐懼到你最喜歡的三明治到你最喜歡的三明治。

AND I RECENTLY HAD THE PLEASURE OF ADMINISTERING THE QUESTIONERT

而我最近也很榮幸地擔任了這個問題的管理員。

致好萊塢傳奇人物比利-克萊斯塔爾。

FORGET "WHEN HARRY MET SALLY"-- THIS IS "WHEN HARRY MET BILLY."

忘記 "當哈里遇見莎莉"，這是 "當哈里遇見比利"。

AS I'VE ALWAYS SAID, A VACATION TO TALK TO YOU.

就像我一直說的那樣，一個和你說話的假期。

ONE TO HAVE THE PROBLEMS WITH THESE JOBS IS YOU GET TO MEET A

這些工作的一個問題是你要去見一個人。

LOT OF PEOPLE, BUT IT'S HARD TO PLUNGE THE DEPTHS AND REVEAL THE

很多人，但它很難深入到深處，並揭示了。

SOUL OF THE PEOPLE YOU'RE TALKING TO BUT I HAVE COME UP

你說的那些人的靈魂，但我已經上來了。

WITH A FOOLPROOF QUESTION QUESTI ON FUNK AND WAG NAIL'S POMP.

與一個愚蠢的問題QUESTI對FUNK和WAG NAIL的POMP。

SINCE NOON TODAY, I'LL ASK YOU THESE 15 QUESTIONS.

從今天中午開始，我將問你這15個問題。

BILLY CRYSTAL, WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH?

BILLY CRYSTAL，什麼是最好的三明治？

WHAT'S THE ONE THING THAT YOU OWN THAT YOU REALLY SHOULD THROW

>> Stephen: DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE BELL BOTTOMS?

>> 史蒂芬：你真的有貝爾底嗎？

>> 史蒂芬：什麼是最可怕的動物？

YOU KNOW, IT STANDS UP AND IT SPITS AND IF IT GETS IN YOUR

你知道，它站起來，它吐，如果它進入你的。

眼睛，你是盲目的，然後它殺了。

但是，是的，它是任何種類的蛇。

WE HAD A RATTLESNAKE HERE NOT LONG AGO IN THE FRONT YARD, AND

我們這裡不久前有一隻老鼠蛇在前院，而且。

YOU CAN PUT PRESID PEANUT BUTTER SLICE OF APPLE.

你可以把PRESID花生醬片的蘋果。

>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR

>> 斯蒂芬: 你有沒有問過別人的名字？

>> Stephen: WHO'S THE LAST PERSON YOU ASKED?

>> 史蒂芬：你最後問的一個人是誰？

DO YOU HAVE ONE THAT COMES TO MIND, EVEN IF IT'S NOT THE EXACT

你是否有一個想到的，即使不是完全一樣的。

I WAS AT A CLEVELAND INDIANS/NEW YORK YANKEES PLAYOFF

我在克利夫蘭印第安人隊/紐約揚基隊的比賽中。

GAME AND I SAT NEXT TO A MAN NAMED LARRY DOBIE.

我和GAME坐在一個叫LARRY DOBIE的人旁邊。

LARRY DOBIE WAS THE FIRST AFRICAN-AMERICAN TO PLAY IN THE

LARRY DOBIE是第一個參加過 "非洲人 "比賽的非洲裔美國人。

AMERICAN LEAGUE, WHEN JACKIE ROBINSON BROKE THE BARRIER WITH

美洲聯盟，當傑基-羅賓遜用它打破了障礙。

THE DODGERS, OF COURSE, LARRY DOBIE WAS BASICALLY BUZZ ALDRIN,

道奇隊，當然，拉里・杜比是基本的BUZZ ALDRIN。

WAS THE SECOND, AND HE PLAYED WITH THE CLEVELAND INDIANS.

他是第二個，他和克利夫蘭印第安人隊一起打球。

>> Stephen: HANK AARON, YOU HAVE BASEBALL PLAYERS.

>> 漢克-阿倫，你有棒球運動員。

>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE?

>> 你認為我們死後會發生什麼？

>> RAIDERS"RAIDERS OF THE LOST A >> Stephen: I'M GOING TO GO

>> 奪寶奇兵 "奪寶奇兵之迷途知返 >> 史蒂芬：我要走了。

WITH YOU ON THAT ONE BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING LIKE MELTING

和你一起，因為沒有什麼比融化更重要的了。

( LAUGHTER ) DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SMELL?

>> 史蒂芬：你有很多這樣的東西嗎？

YOU'VE GOT TO GET FRESH ONES ALL THE TIME.

>> WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE, NOTHING LIKE THE BABY SMELL.

>> 當他們還小的時候，沒有什麼像嬰兒的味道。

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: EXEFER SIZE, IS IT

(笑) >> 史蒂芬: EXEFER尺寸，是嗎？

>> Stephen: EVERY SINGLE PERSON I'VE ASKED THIS QUESTION

>> Stephen: 我問過的每一個人都會問這個問題

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE -- IT PLAYS SOUNDS, RIGHT?

你有一個最喜歡的 -- 它能播放聲音，對嗎？

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