SONGS LIKE A LOT.

宋詞喜歡很多。

SOME WOULD SAY TOO MANY.

有人會說太多。

YOU KNOW?

你知道嗎？

AND WE HAVE DONE GOOD ONES, YOU KNOW, RECENTLY, YOU MIGHT HAVE

我們最近也做了不少好事，你知道嗎？

SEEN MAYBE I'M IMMUNE, OR ONE DAY MORE.

也許我已經免疫了，或者再多一天。

WE HAVE DONE NOT SO GOOD ONES LIKE A FUGUE FOR TURKEY WITH

我們做過一些不太好的作品，比如《土耳其的賦格》與

MATTHEW BRODERICK WHICH, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN T I URGE YOU NOT

馬修-布羅德里克... ...如果你沒看過，我勸你不要看。

TO.

託：

OKAY?

好嗎？

SO PEOPLE COME UP AND THEY ASK ALL OF US QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR

所以人們上來就問我們關於我們的問題。

PARODY SONGS LIKE YOU KNOW, HOW DO THEY GET MADE, WHERE DO YOU

像你知道的模仿歌曲，它們是如何製作的，你在哪裡？

GET THE IDEAS FROM, WHY AREN'T pSOME OF THEM BETTER.

從中得到的想法，為什麼有些不更好。

AND TODAY WE HAVE SET OUT TO ANSWER SOME OF THOSE QUESTIONS

今天我們要回答其中的一些問題

AND GIVE YOU A TASTE OF SOME OF THE PARODY SONGS THAT NEVER MADE

讓你嚐嚐那些從未出現過的模仿歌曲的味道

IT ON TO THE SHOW.

它的表演。

THIS IS PARODY SONGS WORTH LESS THAN TEN SECONDS.

這是模仿歌曲的價值不到十秒鐘。

>> PARODY SONGS WORTH LESS THAN 10 SECONDS OF YOUR TIME.

>> 惡搞歌曲值得不到10秒的時間。

>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUMP RIGHT IN, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE

>> 好了，讓我們跳進去，現在你會愛上。

THIS FIRST SONG OR MAYBE YOU WON'T, EITHER WAY IT DOESN'T

這第一首歌曲，或者你可能不會，無論是哪種方式，它沒有。

MATTER, IT WILL BE OVER IN TEN SECONDS.

重要的是，它將在十秒鐘內結束。

NOW THIS WAS A THANKSGIVING PITCH FROM 2018 INSPIRED BY

現在這就是2018年的一個THANKSGIVING PITCH，靈感來自於。

CARLY RAE JEPSEN SMASH HIT CALL ME MAYBE AND IT WAS CALLED PASS

CARLY RAE JEPSEN SMASHING HIT CALL ME MAYBE AND IT WAS CALLED PASS(打電話給我吧)

ME GRAVY, HAVE A LISTEN.

我是GRAVY，有一個聽。

>> I'M EATING TURKEY.

>> 我在吃火雞。

♪ IT'S NOT THAT TASTY.

它不是那麼好吃。

♪ HEY UNCLE BILLY.

嘿，比利叔叔。

♪ PLEASE PASS THE GRAVY.

請傳遞的穀物。

♪ >> James: I KNOW, NOW I SHOULD

>>詹姆斯。我知道，現在我應該。

SAY AT THIS POINT THAT YOU WILL ALL OF THE SONGS YOU ARE GOING

在這一點上說，你會所有的歌曲，你將會

TO HEAR ARE GOING TO BE PERFORMED BY DAVE PIENDAK,

聽都會由DAVE PIENDAK表演。

SITTING RIGHT OVER THERE, THIS IS DAVE.

坐在那裡，這是戴夫。

THE REASON YOU ARE HEAR DAVE'S VOICE IS DAVE RECORDS THE SONGS

你能聽到DAVE的聲音是因為DAVE錄製了歌曲

BEFORE WE SEND THEM TO AN ACTOR OR A POP STAR OR WHOEVER OUR

在我們把它們寄給演員或流行明星或我們的任何人之前。

GUEST MILE BE.

客人哩是。

DAVE, BE HONEST, AS A VERY ACCOMPLISHED TELEVISION

戴夫，要誠實，作為一個非常有成就的電視節目

PRODUCER, HOW HUMILIATING HAS IT BEEN TO RECORD SOME OF THESE

PRODUCER, How HUMILIATING HASEN TO RECORD SOME OF THESE?

SONGS.

宋詞：

>> HONESTLY, THESE SONGS DON'T EVEN RANK THAT HIGH ON THE LIST

>> 老實說，這些歌曲甚至沒有在名單上排名那麼高。

OF HUMILIATING THINGS I'VE DONE FOR THIS SHOW.

我為這個節目所做的搞笑的事情。

I ONE TIME TESTED A GAME CALLED HOT DOGS FROM HEAVEN.

我曾經測試過一款叫《天堂熱狗》的遊戲。

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THAT.

我不知道你是否還記得。

>> James: I DON'T REMEMBER HOT DOGS FROM HEAVEN.

>> 詹姆斯。我不記得熱狗從天堂。

WHAT WAS HOT DOGS FROM HEAVEN.

什麼是來自天堂的熱狗。

>> IT WAS GOING TO BE CLAYTON QUERSHAW WHERE WE WOULD THROW

>> "這將是克萊頓-奎爾肖，我們將在那裡投擲。

HOT DOGS OFFER THE ROOF.

熱狗提供屋頂。

I WAS ON THE ONE ON THE GROUND CATCHING THE HOT DOGS.

我是在地上抓熱狗的那個人。

>> James: WOW, WAS THAT THE FIFTH OR 6th TIME THAT

>> 詹姆斯。哇，那是第五或第六次，

CLAYTON KERSHAW WAS ON.

CLAYTON KERSHAW在。

>> ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

>> 其中一次。

>> James: NOW WHO WROTE PASS HEE GRAVY WHO WAS IT, REALLY,

>> 詹姆斯是誰寫的 "通關祕笈"？ 是誰，真的。

THE BIG CAT.

"大貓"。

WHAT WAS YOUR-- TALK ME THROUGH THE THOUGHT OF WRITING PASS ME

你的... 跟我說說你的寫作思路吧，傳給我

GRAVY.

格拉維：

>> YOU KNOW, THANKSGIVING AND LIKE TURKEY.

>> 你知道，感恩節和喜歡的土耳其。

KIND OF OVERRATED AS A BIRD.

有點被高估了，作為一隻鳥。

BUT IF YOU PUT GRAVEDY ON IT, YEAH, IT'S GOOD.

但如果你把格拉維蒂放在上面，是的，這是很好的。

VZ THAT'S THE LEVEL, OKAY.

VZ這就是水準，好吧。

NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING.

現在我知道你在想什麼了。

WHAT CAN POSSIBLY FOLLOW PASS ME GRAVY.

什麼可能的後續PASS ME GRAVY。

MAYBE A PARODY OF THE U RHYTHMICS SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE

可能是模仿《U韻》的《甜蜜的夢》。

OF THIS, WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO HEAR IS SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF

你們將要聽到的是甜美的夢境。

CHEESE.

奶酪。

♪ SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF CHEESE.

甜蜜的夢是奶酪做的。

♪ LIKE HAVARTI, FETA BRIE.

像哈瓦蒂，FETA BRIE。

♪ I WILL TAKE IT IN A CAN OR AS A STRING, CRUMBLED OR MELTED ON

我將採取它在一罐或作為一個字符串， 碎或融化上的

SOMETHING.

一些事情。

>> James: NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING, THAT CAN NOT GET

>> 詹姆斯。現在我知道你在想什麼，不能得到

ANY MORE TRAGIC.

更多的悲劇。

WELL, IT CAN WHEN I TELL THAT YOU THAT WAS A PITCH MADE TO

好吧，它可以當我告訴你，那是一個投球使

BRIE LARSON.

BRIE LARSON.

WHAT MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER IS SHE WAS ON THE SHOW TO PROMOTE

更有趣的是，她在節目中宣傳的是

THE MOVIE ROOM AT THE TIME.

當時的電影院。

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE, WHO WROTE SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF CHEESE.

誰是負責任的，誰寫的夢是奶酪做的。

C.E.O. C.E.O., NO.

C.E.O.C.E.O.，NO.

>>-- CCECE, NO.

>>-- CCECE，NO.

>> YEAH, I LOVE CHEESE.

>> 是的，我喜歡奶酪。

>> James: I DONE THINK THIS IS IS SONG IS WHETHER YOU LIKE

>> 詹姆斯。我想這是一首歌曲，是你喜歡嗎？

CHEESE OR NOT T IS JUST A LEGITIMATE PITCH THAT WENT IN

奶酪與否，T只是一個合法的投球，去了。

AND WE THOUGHT OH BRIE LARSON, SHE WILL FIND THIS HILARIOUS.

我們認為，哦，BRIE LARSON，她會覺得這很可笑。

>> HER LAST NAME IS CHEESE.

>> 她的姓是奶酪。

>> James: NO, HER FIRST NAME IS CHEESE.

>> 詹姆斯。不，她的第一個名字是奶酪。

>> OH, RIGHT.

>> 哦，對了。

>> James: YOU CAN-- YOU WHAT?

>> 詹姆斯。你可以... 你什麼？

DID WE ALSO PITCH THAT TO ALISON BRIE, SHUT UP, NO WE DIDN'T.

我們是否也向愛麗生-布里投球，閉嘴，不，我們沒有。

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

你是認真的嗎？

WE PITCHED IT TO BRIE LARSON AND TO ALLISON BRIE?

我們把球投給了比爾-拉森和艾利森-比爾？

>> I MEAN I THINK YOU ARE DEVAL EWING THE-- DEVAL EWING IT.

>> 我是說，我想你是在欺騙... 欺騙它。

>> James: I DON'T KNOW THAT I AM, LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ONE, THIS

>> 詹姆斯。我不知道，我是，讓我們有一個另一個，這。

PITCH T WASN'T A PITCH THAT WAS MADE WHEN THE LAST DANCE HAD

PITCH T WASN'T A PITCH THAT WASMADE WHEN THE LAST DANCE HED

JUST COME OUT, THE HOTTEST SHOW ON TV AT THE TIME.

剛出來的時候，最熱的電視節目在時間。

THIS IS JAY-Z'S BIG PIMPIN, IF IT WERE ALL ABOUT THE LEGENDARY

這是JAY-Z的大PIMPIN，如果它是關於傳奇的。

FORWARD FOR THE CHICAGO BULLS SCOTTIE PIPPEN AND YOU CAN GUESS

前進的芝加哥公牛隊的Scottie PIPPEN，你可以猜到。

WHAT IT IS CALLED.

什麼叫：

WE DO IT.

我們做到了。

♪ BIG PIP.

BIG PIP：

♪ SCOTTEE P, CHECK HIM OUT NOW.

SCOTTEE P，檢查他了。

♪ BIG PIP, HE WILL BLOCK YOUR THREE.

BIG PIP，他將阻止你的三。

♪ HE IS A BIG PIP IN THE 90 ITSEE.

他是一個大PIP在90 ITSEE。

♪ IT IS OKAY BUT HIS DEFENSE WAS KEY.

它是好的，但他的防守是關鍵。

>> James: I LIKE IT, I DO.

>> 詹姆斯。我喜歡它，我做的。

I DON'T EVEN NEED TO ASK WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

我甚至不需要問那是哪裡來的。

IT CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART OF CARMEL.

它直接來自卡爾梅爾的心臟。

>> NO, THAT WAS LAUREN.

>> 不，那是勞倫。

>> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

>> 詹姆斯。關上前門。

THAT IS A.

這是一個。

>> ONE OF THE GREATEST SMALL FORWARDS OF ALL TIME, HE HAD TO

>> 作為史上最偉大的小前鋒之一，他必須要做到

HAVE HIS OWN.

有他自己的。

>> THAT IS A GREEN BIRD JOINT.

>> 這是一個綠色的鳥關節。

>> James: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU HAD THOSE SORTS OF

>> 詹姆斯。我甚至不知道你有這些類型的。

RHYMES IN YOUR LOCKER.

在你的儲物櫃裡的韻律詩。

>> THERE IS A LOT YOU DON'T KNOW, JAMES.

>>有很多你不知道，詹姆斯。

>> James: ALL RIGHT, NOW THIS NEXT ONE, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT,

>> 詹姆斯。好了，現在這下一個， 你不會相信它。

IS 100 PERCENT TRUE AND THIS SONG VERY NEARLY MADE IT ON THE

是100％的真實，這首歌幾乎使它在上的

SHOW, A PARODY OF CARDI B'S I LIKE IT THAT WAS WRITTEN

節目，模仿CARDI B的《我喜歡它》，寫的。

ESPECIALLY FOR JIMMIE BUFFETT.

特別是對JIMMIE BUFFETT。

JIMMIE BUFFETT AGREED TO DO IT AND AT THE LAST MINUTE ON THE

JIMMIE BUFFETT同意這樣做，並在最後一分鐘上了報紙。

DAY HE CANCELLED HIS APPEARANCE ON THE SHOW.

一天，他取消了他的出現在節目中。

HE SAID HE WAS UNWELL.

他說他不舒服。

-- WHETHER WE BELIEVE HIM ISN'T THE POINT, THIS IS IT'S JIMMIE

-- 不管我們是否相信他都不是重點，這是它的JIMMIE。

BUFFETT.

BUFFETT.

>> YEAH BABY.

>> 是的，寶貝。

♪ IT'S JIMMIE BUFFET.

這是JIMMIE BUFFET。

♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU.

你一定要相信我，當我告訴你。

♪ HE LIKES TEQUILA WITH A LIME.

他喜歡龍舌蘭加檸檬。

♪ UNDER HE LIKES FISHING WITH A REAL.

在他喜歡釣魚與一個真正的。

♪ ALL HIS SHIRTS ARE HAWAIIAN.

他所有的襯衫都是夏威夷人。

♪ >> James: DAVE, DO YOU EVER GO

>>詹姆斯。DAVE, DO YOU EVER GO

HOME AND LIKE YOU KNOW, YOUR BOYFRIEND WILL BE LIKE OH, WHAT

回家，就像你知道，你的男朋友會想，哦，什麼？

DID YOU DO TODAY.

你今天做了什麼。

AND YOU WILL BE TOO EMBARRASSED TO TELL HIM?

你會不會不好意思告訴他？

>> YEAH, HE STOPPED ASKING.

>> 是的，他停止了問話。

>> James: CECE, YOU WROTE THIS SONG.

>> 詹姆斯：CECE，你寫了這首歌。

ON HEARING IT A SECOND TIME DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JIMMIE BUFFETT

再聽第二遍，你相信吉米-巴菲特嗎？

WAS SICK OR DO YOU BELIEVE THAT ON THE MORNING OF HIS APPEARANCE

在他出現的那天早上，他生病了，或者你相信嗎？

HIS PUBLICIST PLAYED HIM THE SOJ AND HE WAS LIKE GET ME OUT OF

他的出版商給他播放了《SOJ》，他就像把我弄出去一樣。

THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW?

這個節目現在？

>> I THINK IT WAS THAT ONE.

>> 我想是那一個。

>> I'M AFRAID THAT PEOPLE THINK THAT THIS IS A BIT THAT WE CAME

>> 我很害怕人們認為這是一個比特，我們來了。

UP WITH, WHERE WE JUST WROTE ALL THIS STUFF LAST WEEK.

與，我們剛剛寫的地方 所有這些東西上個星期。

>> James: NO.

>> 詹姆斯。沒有。

>> TWO HOURS AWAY FROM DOING THAT ON THE SHOW.

>> 兩小時後，從做的節目。

>> James: TWO HOURS AWAY.

>> 詹姆斯。兩小時的路程。

ME AND JIMMIE BUTCH ET IN HAWAIIAN SHIRTS, CROCS, I LIKE

我和JIMMIE BUTCH ET在夏威夷襯衫，CROCS，我喜歡。

IT LIKE THAT.

就像這樣。

♪.

♪.

>> IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT.

>> 本來是很好的。

>> James: WOULD IT?

>> 詹姆斯。WOULD IT？

(LAUGHTER) >> JUST TO BE QUICK, JIMMIE

（大笑） >> 只是為了快速，吉米。

BUFFETT BACKED OUT.

BUFFETT後退。

YOU WERE ON BOARD.

你在董事會上。

(LAUGHTER) >> WE WRITE A LOT OF STUFF AND

（笑） >>我們寫了很多東西，並。

YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF A THROW IT AT THE WALL AND SEE WHAT

你知道，這有點像把它扔到牆上，看看會發生什麼。

STICKS.

棍子。

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DECIDED THAT STUCK.

你才是決定那件事的人。

>> James: I HONESTLY NEVER EVEN SEEN IT LIKE THAT AND THEN

>> 詹姆斯。老實說，我從來沒有見過這樣的，然後。

YOU ARE-- WOW.

你是 - 哇。

THAT'S GIVE ONLY-- GIVEN ME A LOT TO THINK ABOUT.

這只是給... 給了我很多思考的機會。

THAT WAS PARODY SONGS, WORTH LESS THAN TEN SECONDS OF WHY YOU

那是滑稽歌曲，不值得你用不到十秒鐘的時間去唱。

ARE TIME, THANK YOU JIMMIE BUFFETT, THANK YOU FOR GETTING

是時間，謝謝你吉米-巴菲特，謝謝你得到的。

ME OUT OF IT.

讓我擺脫它。