That's wonderful.

那真是太好了

Oh, yes, them.

哦，是的，他們。

You're great.

你是偉大的。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Oh, absolutely.

哦，絕對的。

Well, thank you very much for coming on the show.

好吧，非常感謝你來參加節目。

And my pleasure, actually.

其實也是我的榮幸。

A fan of the naked gun pictures.

裸槍圖片的粉絲。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Renewing old acquaintances.

重溫舊識。

Remember back on Saturday night?

還記得星期六晚上嗎？

That's right.

是的

I was working there when you were there.

你在那裡的時候，我正在那裡工作。

That's right.

是的

Yeah, I got to coffee.

是啊，我得去喝咖啡了。

You chewed me out.

你把我給吃了。

You know you didn't blow maintenance?

你知道你沒有吹維修嗎？

No, I got you, t.

不，我有你，T。

And you chewed me out.

而你卻把我罵得狗血淋頭。

Now, no, I'm oh to you.

現在，不，我對你哦。

Sometimes I'm a very angry, angry guy.

有時候，我是個很生氣，很憤怒的人。

No, actually, I'm a I'm a big fan of those pictures because I love the way you play it so straight.

不，其實我是一個我很喜歡這些圖片的人，因為我喜歡你這麼直接的玩法。

I love the way.

我喜歡這種方式。

I guess the director told you it's not a comedy act as though this is deadly serious.

我猜導演告訴你這不是喜劇表演，好像這是死認真的。

You'll be the director.

你會成為導演。

The thing is that we know that we're being funny, but you can't let the audience know for one second that you're trying to be funny.

問題是，我們知道自己在搞笑，但你不能讓觀眾一秒鐘都知道你在努力搞笑。

Not for one second.

一秒鐘都沒有。

Although I will do almost anything I can for a laugh.

雖然我幾乎會做任何事情，我可以笑。

Yeah, Yeah, I said almost.

是啊，是啊，我說幾乎。

I didn't say I would do anything for a laugh.

我可沒說過我會做任何事來取笑你。

What have you got there.

你有什麼。

A little personal you'd like to see.

你想看的一點個人。

See it?

看到了嗎？

That's what I have.

這就是我所擁有的。

30 is right there.

30號就在那裡。

What the hell are you doing?

你到底在做什麼？

What is the What is the Hold it.

什麼是什麼是Hold住它。

Let's show this.

讓我們來看看這個。

You heard the rude noises that it makes.

你聽到了它發出的粗魯的聲音。

Yes, I I nothing but fun.

是的，我... ...我什麼都沒有，只有樂趣。

I got that for the man in Oklahoma City.

我給俄克拉荷馬城的那個人買了。

Jack Martin, Because the senior golf pro And one night, he said, Lastly, I'm going to give you something to change your life.

傑克-馬丁，因為高級高爾夫職業選手 有一天晚上，他說："最後，我要給你一些東西來改變你的生活

It did to ever had nothing but laughs.

它做的到曾經有什麼，但笑。

Do you?

你有嗎？

You don't carry this around everywhere.

你不能到處帶著這個。

I do not travel anywhere alone.

我不會獨自一人去任何地方旅行。

That goes with me all over.

這跟我都是一樣的。

You're a grown man.

你是個成年人了。

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

Sure A man?

確定 一個男人？

No, really.

不，真的。

You bring this thing wherever you go.

你把這個東西帶到任何地方去。

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

哦，是的，是的。

You never can tell.

你永遠無法判斷。

It always comes in handy, and you never can tell when there's a certain amount of pomposity or somebody who's making you play a particular role.

它總是能派上用場，你永遠無法判斷什麼時候有一定的浮誇，或者有人讓你扮演特定的角色。

And if you just shake hands with somebody, it's How do you do?

如果你只是和某人握手，那你怎麼做？

Very nice.

非常好

A tremendous Griff.

一個了不起的格里夫。

It's a defense.

這是一種防禦。

I'm working so hard, so hard to establish my credibility.

我很努力，很努力地建立自己的信譽。

And in three seconds, this establishes credibility now, have you?

而在三秒鐘內，這就確立了可信度了，有木有？

Now you say you say you take this everywhere and I've actually heard that you do.

現在你說你說你到處都帶著這個，其實我也聽說你帶著這個。

I didn't really think you'd take it out here tonight.

我還真沒想到你今晚會在這裡拿出來。

I I was praying.

我，我在祈禱。

But you take this wherever you go, have have you taken it anywhere Where you now think it may have been inappropriate?

但你走到哪裡都帶著這個，你有沒有把它帶到哪裡去，你現在覺得它可能是不合適的？

Well, you're always taking a chance.

嗯，你總是在冒險。

I'll tell you.

我告訴你

And there are, You know, when you're doing any kind of comedy, there's just no way that there's not gonna come that time when you step over the line.

有，你知道，當你做任何類型的喜劇， 有隻是沒有辦法，有不 會來的時候，當你踩過線。

But that's because of the chance you take.

但那是因為你抓住了機會。

And they're just gonna be sometimes, especially with this where you seem to step over the line.

他們只是會是有時， 尤其是這一點，你似乎踩過線。

And in that case, you know, I say, Look, I I'm really playing.

在這種情況下，你知道，我說，你看，我我真的玩。

I've got a secret.

我有個祕密

I know I'm doing like a kind of a practical joke, so I'll apologize, or I'll show the people sometimes it doesn't work, But then you have to just rely on your insensitivity.

我知道我這樣做就像一種惡作劇，所以我會道歉，或者我會讓人們知道有時候是行不通的，但是你就只能靠你的麻木不仁了。

I have a seminar insensitivity if you like.

如果你喜歡，我有一個研討會的敏感性。

And I can I would I would like to sign up for that for the insensitivity course.

而且我可以我想我想報名參加那個不敏感課程。

Downside.

弊端：

You know, sometimes you can be feeling good and not know it.

你知道，有時候你可以感覺很好，卻不知道。

Yeah, I would go back to this thing, you know?

是的，我會回到這個東西，你知道嗎？

No.

不知道

Uh, but do women enjoy this joke?

呃，但女人喜歡這個笑話嗎？

I'm just curious.

我只是好奇。

I'll tell you one, like you're on a date and you do that.

我告訴你一個，就像你在約會，你就這樣做。

Do they immediately go here?

他們會馬上到這裡來嗎？

The guy for me?

適合我的人？

It's the greatest way to find out whether a woman likes you or not For who you are to be accepted.

這是最能發現女人是否喜歡你的方法，因為你是誰，才能被接受。

That's exactly it.

就是這樣。

Be accepted for who you are.

接受你的身份。

You that hits the nail on head.

你這是一針見血。

Well, I want you to let Andy hold it for the remainder of the show.

好吧，我想讓你讓安迪在節目的剩餘時間裡保持它。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Here you are, Andy.

給你，安迪。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

All right.

好吧，我知道了

You know, squeeze it.

你知道，擠壓它。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

All right.

好吧，我知道了

And then Naked Gun pictures.

然後裸槍圖片。

You're coming out with another one coming naked gun.

你又要出一個來裸槍了。

33 a third and making making up.

33個三分之一，並進行補足。

33 the third.

33第三個。

The final insult.

最後的侮辱。

And it will be out on March the 19th.

而它將在3月19日上市。

And I swear, I think it's as funny as the first two, if not funnier.

我發誓，我覺得它和前兩部一樣有趣，甚至更有趣。

All right, well, we will just have to step away for a second.

好吧，好吧，我們只需要走開一下。

We'll come right back and find out more about this.

我們馬上回來，瞭解更多的情況。

And Andy will hold on to your little machine of Doom.

安迪會緊緊抓住你的厄運小機器。

We'll be right back with more Leslie Nielsen in just a second.

我們馬上就回來報道更多Leslie Nielsen的消息