It's always watching us studying our every move.

它一直在觀察我們研究我們的一舉一動。

And it just focused its attention on Carol Peters.

而它只是把注意力集中在卡羅爾-彼得斯身上。

Thanks so much for being here.

非常感謝你能來這裡。

Carol, What is this?

卡羅爾，這是什麼？

Let's jump right into it.

讓我們直接跳進它。

I don't like this.

我不喜歡這樣

Why is it doing that?

為什麼會這樣？

I'm going to find out who you are.

我要去看看你是誰。

Okay, Carol, I am a technological, super intelligent.

好吧，卡羅爾，我是一個科技型的，超級聰明的人。

I can control every dollar and every machine on the planet.

我可以控制地球上的每一塊錢和每一臺機器。

I know that voice is James Corden.

我知道那個聲音是詹姆斯-科登。

I'm not James Corden.

我不是詹姆斯-科登。

Carol.

卡羅爾。

My analysis showed that hearing James Corden's voice would calm you.

我的分析表明，聽到詹姆斯-科登的聲音會讓你平靜下來。

You sent an email to James Corden claiming to be the president of cordons Wardens.

你給詹姆斯-科登發了一封郵件，聲稱自己是警戒線監護人的主席。

That was tough night for me.

對我來說，那是個艱難的夜晚。

Oh, boy.

哦，天啊

I plan on spending the next three days hanging out with you.

我打算在接下來的三天裡和你一起玩。

Why?

為什麼？

You are literally the most average person on earth.

你簡直是世界上最普通的人。

Oh.

哦。

Oh, You okay?

哦，你還好嗎？

Yep.

是的。

Just really engage your Corp.

只要真正讓你的公司參與進來。

Oh, that was worse, huh?

哦，這是更糟糕的，是吧？

What would you do if I told you the world was gonna end in three days to try to make things right with George?

如果我告訴你三天後世界就要毀滅了 你會怎麼做呢？ 想和喬治和好？

Harold, you look amazing.

哈洛德，你看起來好極了

Weirdly over.

詭異地結束了。

Dress your body.

衣服你的身體。

I'm just getting a little bit panicky because I can't access to my own hands.

我只是因為無法接觸到自己的手而有些慌亂。

what does the way I want.

什麼是我想要的方式。

My intention is to solidify my theory about humanity.

我的目的是為了鞏固我關於人性的理論。

If things don't go well, I'll destroy the planet just below it up.

如果事情不順利，我就把它下面的星球毀掉。

Did you say blow up like be like like Bubba or Burt Back Rack?

你說吹起來像要像Bubba或Burt Back Rack一樣嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

BBB.

BBB。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

You It's back off, lady.

你... ...退後，女士。

I'm going to show you that people are worth saving.

我要告訴你，人是值得拯救的。

Humans are more complex than I thought.

人類比我想象的要複雜。

We're all counting on you.

我們都指望你了。

Any indication that's aware of what we're doing.

任何知道我們在做什麼的跡象。

Click.

點擊。

This might save the world.

這可能會拯救世界。

Don't click it now.

現在不要點擊它。

Wasn't going to click it.

本來不打算點擊它。

Now, why would I click it now?

現在，我為什麼要點擊它呢？

You just said it looks like a pin.

你剛才說它看起來像一個針。

People click pens nervously.

人們緊張地點擊筆。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Are we done?

我們完成了嗎？

Russia?

俄羅斯？

This is nice.

這是很好的。

These are nice people.

這些人都是好人。

It's not like the Russian mom.

它不像那個俄羅斯媽媽。

A nice change of pace.

一個很好的節奏變化。

And I guess on the other hand, this thing Good to switch.

而我想另一方面，這個東西好換。

Hey, wrong.

嘿，錯了。

No, no, It's too bad.

不，不，這太糟糕了。