Recently, nine great apes were vaccinated against covid at the San Diego Zoo.

近日，聖地亞哥動物園有9只大猩猩接種了科維德疫苗。

Yeah, now these covid vaccinated animals got a lot of attention, and that's led to this new message from the California Department of Public Health.

是的，現在這些接種了covid疫苗的動物得到了很多人的關注，這也導致了加州公共衛生局的這條新消息。

Take a look.

看看吧

Many Californians have complained about difficulty and delays in obtaining a covid vaccine appointment.

許多加利福尼亞人抱怨在獲得covid疫苗預約時遇到困難和延誤。

Nowhere has this frustration been more apparent than with our vaccinate All California Animals program.

沒有什麼地方比我們的 "全加州動物疫苗接種計劃 "更令人沮喪了。

While many people applauded the gorillas that were recently vaccinated for covid at the San Diego Zoo, not all animals can navigate California's complex online vaccine appointment websites like the Great Apes.

雖然很多人都為最近在聖地亞哥動物園接種科維德疫苗的大猩猩鼓掌，但並不是所有動物都能像大猩猩一樣瀏覽加州複雜的在線疫苗預約網站。

So creatures like dogs, cats, birds and garden snails are being left out in the cold without a shot.

所以，像狗、貓、鳥和花園蝸牛這樣的生物都被冷落了，沒有機會。

It's also been revealed that several of the guerrillas cut in line at the Flamingo Oasis vaccination site, while two other primates received shots after donating their feces to Florida Governor Romney Santos's campaign fund.

另據透露，幾名游擊隊員在火烈鳥綠洲疫苗接種點插隊，而另外兩隻靈長類動物在將糞便捐給佛羅里達州州長羅姆尼-桑托斯的競選基金後接受了注射。

Rest assured, the California Department of Public Health is working hard to eliminate these inequities so that all animals can receive protection from Covid.

放心，加州公共衛生局正在努力消除這些不公平現象，讓所有的動物都能得到科維德的保護。

And we can move on to vaccinate trees, shrubs and abandoned car tires until finally, we can move on to people aged 16 to 64 without underlying medical conditions.

而我們可以繼續為樹木、灌木和廢棄的汽車輪胎接種疫苗，直到最後，我們可以繼續為16歲至64歲沒有潛在疾病的人接種疫苗。

Until then, continue to mask up and blah, blah, blah.

在此之前，繼續蒙面，等等等等。

Brought to you by the California Department of Public Health, where, as confused as you are, that's good.

由加州公共衛生局為您帶來，在那裡，和你一樣困惑，這很好。

That's unbelievable.

這真是不可思議。

I have not had my shot yet, but I'm waiting for a snail to get vaccinated.

我還沒有打針，但我在等著蝸牛去打疫苗。

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

Well, it's essential personnel first.

嗯，首先是必不可少的人員。

Yeah, well, I like snails.

是啊，我喜歡蝸牛。

Snails, get the job done.

蝸牛，完成任務。

Oh, wait.

哦，等等。

Here comes your covid vaccine.

你的covid疫苗來了。

Mhm.

嗯

Listen to that.

聽聽這個。

The walls in this theater are paper thin.

這個劇場的牆壁是紙質的。

You can hear everything.

你可以聽到一切。

And that was just That was real.

而這只是... ...那是真實的。

That's real.

那是真的

That's what these shows are all about, man.

這就是這些節目的意義所在，夥計。

Whoa.

哇。

You just heard a siren go bombing down La Cienega Boulevard.

你剛剛聽到警笛聲在La Cienega大道上炸響。

You know who knows what's happening?

你知道誰知道發生了什麼嗎？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

You can't buy that kind of excitement.

這種興奮是買不到的。

And you wouldn't want to.

你也不想這樣

Yep.

是的。