Yeah, isn't that sweet?

是啊，是不是很甜蜜？

And this is true.

而這是事實。

In response, NPR ran a piece about dinosaurs.

對此，NPR刊登了一篇關於恐龍的文章。

It's just heart warming.

真是讓人心裡暖暖的。

Is this incredible anti?

這是不可思議的反?

It's really cute.

它真的很可愛。

Yeah, it's very cute.

是的，它很可愛。

Well, I was so touched that I decided to invite this kid to say hello on our show.

好吧，我很感動，我決定邀請這個孩子到我們的節目中來打招呼。

It's, you know, we're trying to do nice things for kids right now, So please welcome eight year old dinosaur enthusiast Jaden Hollinger.

我們正在努力為孩子們做一些好事 所以請歡迎8歲的恐龍愛好者Jaden Hollinger。

Hey there, Jaden.

嘿，傑登

So I guess you love dinosaurs.

所以我猜你喜歡恐龍

Yes, I love them.

是的，我喜歡他們。

And I want people to talk about the more even you Conan.

而我想讓人們談論更多的甚至是你柯南。

Well, okay.

好吧，好吧。

Guess what we're gonna do, pal.

猜猜我們要做什麼，夥計。

We're going to keep our eyes peeled for any dinosaur comedy.

我們會繼續關注任何恐龍喜劇。

Come on, Conan.

來吧，柯南

I really want you to talk about dinosaurs, All right?

我真的想讓你談談恐龍，好嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I promise we'll do our best.

我保證我們會盡力而為。

It wasn't a request.

這不是一個請求。

Conan.

柯南

Talk about dinosaurs.

說到恐龍。

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Well, here's what I'll do.

好吧，這是我要做的。

Make you a deal.

跟你做個交易吧。

I can ask the writers to think of some ideas.

我可以請作家們想一些辦法。

Oh, you'll ask the writers, Conan, I was able to get National Public Radio one of the world's most powerful news outlets to talk about dinosaurs.

哦，你會問作家，柯南，我能夠讓國家公共廣播電臺這個世界上最強大的新聞機構之一來談論恐龍。

You really think you're a little crap fest on TBS is bigger than NPR.

你真以為你在TBS上的小破事，比NPR還大。

It's just it's not how it works.

只是這不是它的工作方式。

And that's kind of rude.

這有點不禮貌。

I mean, would you look at that, Conan?

我是說，你會看嗎，柯南？

It's a copy of your Internet search history.

這是你的互聯網搜索歷史的副本。

Okay, Alright, nice try.

好吧，好吧，不錯的嘗試。

But that is not my Internet search history.

但這不是我的互聯網搜索記錄。

It couldn't be how to photoshopped muscles.

不可能是怎麼拍照的肌肉。

Ooh, thanks for men.

哦，謝謝你的男人。

Promo code.

促銷代碼：

Okay, That is not my search history.

好吧，這不是我的搜索歷史。

I only know Brian Erotic fanfic.

我只知道布萊恩情色迷情。

Alright, Alright, Alright, Stop, Stop!

好吧，好吧，好吧，停止，停止！

Fine, fine.

很好，很好。

Just what do you want want us to do?

你想讓我們做什麼？

Just tell me.

告訴我吧

I want Andy to do an impression of a diplodocus.

我想讓安迪做一個外交官的印象。

I don't know what that is and he just do your impression of a diplodocus.

我不知道那是什麼，他只是做了你印象中的外交官。

Whatever.

管他呢

All right, All right.

好吧，好吧。

Um Oh, see, that wasn't so hard.

嗯，哦，看，這不是那麼難。

Yeah, yeah, fine, Jaden.

是啊 是啊 好吧 傑登

See?

看到了嗎？

You got what you wanted.

你得到了你想要的東西。

It's all good.

這一切都很好。

I took the liberty of sending over some dinosaur toys.

我冒昧的送了一些恐龍玩具過來。

Jason, if you would You said Jason.

傑森，如果你願意，你說傑森。

Thanks a lot.

謝謝你

Jason, wait.

傑森，等待。

This is ridiculous.

這太荒謬了。

I'm a grown man.

我是一個成年男子。

I'm not going to play with dinosaur toys.

我不會去玩恐龍玩具的。

Things that taste like breast milk.

味道像母乳的東西。

Paul Giamatti in shorts.

保羅-吉亞瑪提的短褲。

Okay, No.

好吧，不

Fine.

好吧

Fine, fine.

很好，很好。

Fine.

好吧

Don't don't read anymore.

不要不讀了。

Um, I've got a good show.

嗯，我有一個好節目。

Yes, Chris.

是的，克里斯。

Ludacris Bridges will be joining us.

路達克里斯-布里奇斯將加入我們。

You wreck your network.

你破壞了你的網絡。

How many groups today?

今天有多少組？

Normal.

正常。

Nancy Pelosi.

南希-佩洛西。

Bra.

文胸。

Okay, Okay.

好吧，好吧。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

All right.

好吧，我知道了

All right.

好吧，我知道了

I looked that up for a reason.

我查了一下，是有原因的。

There was a reason There's a rumor about her bra and I wanted we'll be joining you soon, coming back from the commercial.

有一個原因，有一個謠言 關於她的胸罩，我想我們將加入你很快， 從廣告回來。