And, um, this is a true story.

而且，嗯，這是一個真實的故事。

Absolutely true.

絕對正確。

Two days ago, I watched fast and furious seven with a friend of mine, my head writer Matt.

兩天前，我和我的一個朋友，我的頭號作家馬特一起看了《快與狂的七號》。

We watched it again because at the stunts are just so insane.

我們又看了一遍，因為在特技上實在是太瘋狂了。

And I just keep thinking I don't know how they top this, because every time I watched the movie, I mean the last movie, you guys were driving cars from one tower into another tower into another tower.

我一直在想，我不知道他們是怎麼做到的，因為每次我看電影的時候，我是說上一部電影，你們都是把車從一個塔開到另一個塔，再開到另一個塔。

You were jumping out of airplanes in cars.

你是坐著汽車從飛機上跳下來的。

Uh, it gets to the point where I think what what can you do that hasn't been done already with these cars?

呃，這就到了我覺得這些車還沒做的事，你能做什麼呢？

Listen, I can't give it away.

聽著，我不能把它給別人。

But, Conan, I can promise you that we are doing something that has never been done.

但是，柯南，我可以向你保證，我們正在做一些從來沒有做過的事情。

So June 25th is the final date because, of course, we got pushed back because of Covid and theaters not being open.

所以6月25日是最後的日期，因為，當然，我們被延後了，因為Covid和影院沒有開放。

But on June 25th, everyone will have their shot at going to see yet another extremely ridiculous, ludicrous, fast and furious movie.

但在6月25日，大家將有機會去看又一部極其荒誕、可笑、快意恩仇的電影。

Yes, a lot of the theater experience.

是的，很多影院的經驗。

Yeah, I I go.

是啊，我我去。

I'm no stunt, sir.

我不是特技，先生。

And I swear to God, I love that everything has to involve a car.

我向上帝發誓，我喜歡所有的事情都要涉及到汽車。

Like if you guys have to break into a closet, you've got to drive into the closet in a car.

就像如果你們要闖進衣櫃，就得開著車進衣櫃。

You everything has to happen in a car.

你一切都要發生在車上。

If you have to pretend to be waiters to get the bad guys.

如果你要裝成服務員去抓壞人。

You dress up as waiters and you drive into the front of the window of the restaurant in a car.

你打扮成服務員，你開著車進入餐廳的窗口前。

I love back facts, man.

我愛回事實，男人。

You know what's even crazier?

你知道更瘋狂的是什麼嗎？

A lot of people don't notice, but every single fast and furious I bought one of the cars that was in the movie.

很多人沒有注意到，但每一次快意恩仇，我都會買一輛電影裡的車。

I've heard this.

我聽說過這個。

I've heard this except for the ones where we shot in London, where the steering wheel was on the other side of the car.

除了我們在倫敦拍攝的那幾部，方向盤在車的另一邊，我都聽說過這個。

America.

美國。

Um, I didn't want to deal with that.

嗯，我不想處理這個問題。

All of the other ones I bought car.

其他的都是我買車。

As a matter of fact, there was one from two Fast two furious.

事實上，有一從二快二怒。

If we have real fast and furious fans on here, there was a Dodge truck that had, like a Louis Vuitton rap on it.

如果我們這裡有真正的快速和憤怒的球迷，有一個道奇卡車，有，像路易威登說唱。

I have it.

我拿到了

I have it right here.

我有它在這裡。

This is the car.

就是這輛車

It's a truck Dodge truck wrapped with Louis Vuitton insignias on it.

這是一輛卡車道奇卡車，上面包裹著路易威登的標誌。

And you bought this car and you drove it around.

你買了這輛車，還開著它到處跑。

How did that go?

進展如何？

How?

怎麼說？

How was the experience of driving his car around?

開著他的車到處跑是怎樣的體驗？

It didn't go well at all.

一點也不順利。

I drove it for one day and everyone in the city of Atlanta, Georgia, knew it was me.

我開了一天，喬治亞州亞特蘭大市的所有人都知道是我。

I had a tailgating party like everyone was behind me, and it's literally never wanted to drive this car ever again.

我開了個追尾派對，就像大家都在我身後一樣，簡直是再也不想開這輛車了。

So I gave it away to my friend at the time so that he could have people follow him all the damn time.

所以我當時就把它送給了我的朋友，這樣他就可以讓人一直跟著他了。

Right now, all I drive is my 93 accurate legend, because this is the exact opposite of having a Louis Vuitton wrapped truck.

現在，我開的都是我的93年精準傳奇，因為這和擁有一輛路易威登包裹的卡車完全相反。

Okay, so you drive a 93 accurate legend, you man, ludicrous drives around in a 93 accurate legend.

好吧，你開的是93精準傳奇，你這個人，可笑開著93精準傳奇到處跑。

So this is a car that I had before I was commercially successful as a rapper.

這是我在做饒舌歌手獲得商業成功之前的一輛車。

One of my favorite cars has over 250,000 miles on it.

我最喜歡的一輛車已經超過25萬英里了。

Still drive it.

還是開著它。

To this day, it's the car that I drive the most.

直到今天，它是我開得最多的車。

You know what I had I had before I got on television?

你知道在我上電視之前，我有什麼嗎？

I had a 92 Ford Taurus.

我有一輛92年的福特金牛座

What?

什麼？

Not Don't give me attitude.

不要給我態度。

That's a fit in that car.

那輛車裡有一個合適的。

Like you're too tall.

好像你太高了。

No, no, I cut.

不，不，我切。

I cut a hole, I cut a hole in the roof, you know, and, uh, but I would drive around this car.

我在車頂上開了個洞，你知道的，呃，但我會在這輛車周圍開車。

Ladies love a 92 4 tourists.

女士喜歡92年的4名遊客。

Okay?

好嗎？

This thing was a magnet, all right?

這東西是個磁鐵，好嗎？

They didn't even care who was driving.

他們甚至不關心誰在開車。

They were like, whoever is in that Ford Taurus, I've got to be with that man in the same way I said I took advantage of every room in my house.

他們就想，不管是誰坐上了那輛福特金牛座，我都要和那個男人在一起，就像我說的那樣，我佔盡了家裡每個房間的便宜。

You took advantage of every seat in the Four Tours is what you're trying to tell.

你把四遊的每個座位都佔了，就是想告訴大家。

Yes, Exactly.

是的，沒錯。

Exactly.

就是這樣

Yeah.

是啊。

I mean, this was and I could It was insanity, and I kept that car.

我的意思是，這是... ...我可以... ...這是精神錯亂，我保留了那輛車。

I still have that car to this day because it brings back so many wild memories.

我至今還保留著那輛車，因為它帶給我很多狂野的回憶。

But one day, me and you have to drive are accurate legend and for tourists around the town just to do it.

但有一天，我和你要開車都是準確的傳說，併為遊客繞城只是做。

Okay, let's do it.

好吧，我們開始吧。

This is what I want to do.

這就是我想做的。

I want us to do that.

我希望我們能做到這一點。

But first, I want your Acura and my tourists to be wrapped in the Louis Vuitton logo.

但首先，我希望你的謳歌和我的遊客都能被路易威登的標誌所包裹。

Then we drive him around.

然後我們開車帶著他到處跑。

Now, I got to ask you about this.

現在，我得問你這個問題。

You, uh, got a car that bounces.

你，呃，有一輛會彈跳的車。

And we have actually some footage of you bouncing in this car.

我們還有一些你在車裡蹦蹦跳跳的鏡頭。

Let's show the footage, and then I want you to explain why.

讓我們看看錄像，然後我要你解釋一下為什麼。

Let's take a look.

讓我們一起來看看。

No.

不知道

Oh, Whoa.

哦，哇。

That's not me doing their baby.

這不是我做他們的孩子。

That's the car doing that.

那是車在做。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Why do you need a car?

你為什麼要買車？

It does that.

確實如此。

What does it?

它是什麼？

What does it do for you?

它對你有什麼作用？

Listen, man, this is a very good reason.

聽著，夥計，這是一個非常好的理由。

Like most of the time we listen to music were in the car, right?

就像大多數時候我們聽音樂都是在車上，對吧？

Right, right.

對，對。

You need a car to dance with you when you dance, you Now you're laughing.

你跳舞的時候需要一輛車陪你跳舞，你現在笑了。

But this is true, man.

但這是事實，夥計。

Who the hell wants a car if you're dancing in the car, Staying still.

如果你在車裡跳舞，誰還會想要一輛車，靜止不動。

Come on, Coney.

來吧，康尼。

That makes no sense whatsoever.

這完全沒有道理。

Your your car needs to be able to dance with you.

你的車要能和你一起跳舞。

I can see that.

我可以看到這一點。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Think about your four tours.

想想你的四次旅遊。

If it was able to bounce the same way that that Mercedes Maybach did.

如果能夠和那輛奔馳邁巴赫一樣的反彈。

Yeah, it's been a whole different situation, and your car would have been doing most of the work with the women that you were within the four tours.

是啊，這已經是一個完全不同的情況，你的車會一直在做大部分的工作與女性，你在四個旅遊內。

You wouldn't have had to do much.

你不需要做太多的事情。

Guess what I'm told.

猜猜我被告知了什麼。

I didn't do much.

我沒做什麼。

Oh, I got a lot of complaints back in the day.

呵呵，當年我被人投訴了很多。

A lot of complaints.

怨聲載道。

Just I tend to lay perfectly still.

只是我傾向於完全靜靜地躺著。

Um, the car was the only thing that moved.

嗯，車是唯一會動的東西。

I Look, I'm very shy and I don't like to move.

我看，我很害羞，我不喜歡動。

Yeah, that's, uh, by the way, what do you think of my dancing?

是啊，那是，呃，順便說一下，你覺得我的舞蹈怎麼樣？

Chris was a terrible, terrible, terrible.

克里斯是一個可怕的，可怕的，可怕的。

You're blatantly honest guy.

你是個明目張膽的老實人。

So I'm sure you wouldn't mind me being blatantly honest.

所以我相信你不會介意我明目張膽的說實話。

Back to you.

回到你身邊

Dancing is terrible.

跳舞是可怕的。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

I'm exploring the space around.

我在探索周圍的空間。

You need a car that bounces, man immediately.

你需要一輛能彈跳的車，夥計，馬上。

Uh, all right.

呃，好吧。

You ever go to Wimbledon?

你去過溫布爾登嗎？

Other masters.

其他高手。

Make sure you don't dance in the state.

確保你不在州里跳舞。

I know I will.

我知道我會的

I will.

我會的

I will.

我會的

I'll be You're right.

我會的，你是對的。

This is good.

這是很好的。

And you know what?

你知道嗎？

You've been a good friend of me over the years, and you're being honest with me, I really appreciate it, cause I think a lot of people would have said, Conan, you're the best answer I've ever seen.

這些年來，你一直是我的好朋友，你對我坦誠相待，我真的很感激，因為我想很多人都會說，柯南，你是我見過的最好的答案。

You cut right to the chase and you saved me.

你直接切入主題，救了我。

You kept me humble.

你讓我很謙虛

And I thank you.

我感謝你。

Oh, for sure.

哦，當然。

100%.

100%.

Sometimes certain things just aren't for us, man.

有時候，某些事情就是不適合我們，夥計。

You need to concentrate on other things, Okay?

你需要專注於其他事情，好嗎？

Please tell me what that is because I've never figured it out.

請告訴我那是什麼，因為我一直沒弄明白。