And, you know, people seem to really enjoy it.

大家好像真的很喜歡那個特輯。

It was kind of a highlight for the show.

那算是深夜秀的一個亮點特輯。

We had a lot of adventures.

我們嘗試了很多新事物。

But there was actually some footage that we shot in Finland that didn't quite fit into the special.

但其實我們在芬蘭還拍攝了一些鏡頭 ，不太適合放進特輯裡的片段。

We were done making a special.

芬蘭特輯已經完成了。

The special was very classy and high brow and dignified.

芬蘭特輯整體感覺比較高級、典雅。

And, uh, then there was some footage that didn't quite fit with everything else.

但有些額外鏡頭跟整體風格不太搭。

And so we didn't include it in a special, and we were... we've been looking at it the recently and we thought it's interesting and probably should be seen.

所以就沒放進去，但最近我們回去看，覺得那些片段挺有趣的，也許應該放出來。

So, we thought we'd show that tonight.

所以，今晚就放給大家看看。

You see, while I was in Helsinki, I visited an art museum and, uh, an unusual art museum.

我在赫爾辛基的時候，參觀了一個博物館，一個不太尋常的博物館。

And we thought we'd, uh, we'd show you what happened tonight.

現在就帶大家看看當時情況。

Check it out.

一起來看看。

You're having an exhibition now on male underwear?

你辦了男士內褲展？

Has the exhibit been popular?

展覽人氣高嗎？

Yeah, it has been.

蠻高的。

It's a very important thing for Finnish males.

展覽是展示對芬蘭男性很重要的東西。

- They're underwear. - Yeah.

- 內褲。- 對。

As you can see, they have a place for new park strollers.

如您所見，他們有地方可以放新的公園嬰兒車。

When you're taking your toddler to the male underwear exhibit

帶孩子來看男性內褲展時，可以停在這裡。

You could explain what's happening behind you right here. This.

可以幫我們解說一下這是什麼嗎？這個。

Well, this artwork of young Finnish female artists, there were her grandparents underwear that she found from the attic of the house, and...

這個是一位芬蘭年輕女藝術家的作品，是她從閣樓找到的祖父母的內衣，還有…

- Probably not what her grandparents would've wanted. - Yeah, well...

- 祖父母可能不是很喜歡。 - 這個嘛…

Hey, when we're gone and no longer with us, go into the attic, find our long, unwashed underwear and put it in a museum.

- 聽著，等我們走了，離開人世的時候，到閣樓去，找到我們那些又長又沒洗的內褲，把它們放到博物館展覽。

Well, you never know.

- 這個嘛，搞不好啊。

Do you say underwear or do you say underpants?

你們說內褲還是底褲？

Well, the Finnish word is alushousut, which is like, underpants.

芬蘭語的單字是 alushousut，比較像底褲。

You know, what's funny is to me, underwear isn't funny.

你知道嗎，有趣的是，對我來說，內褲不好笑。

If someone says, "Hey, there's underwear." it's not funny.

如果有人說：「嘿，有內褲」，不好笑。

But when someone says, "Oh, look, I can see your underpants." I'm laughing. Underpants.

但如果有人說：「看，我可以看到你的底褲。」就很好笑，懂嗎？

I mean, even you.

就連你也覺得。

- This is laughing for you, isn't it? - Mhm.

- 很好笑，對吧？。 - 嗯。

I think you should go through this one because this section is about, you know, the everyday life that is related to underwear.

你應該看看這個，這部分是關於與內褲相關的日常生活。

This is the postcard you can just write "I miss you." on the back.

這是那種你可以直接在後面寫「想你」的明信片。

You know, nothing says I miss you like a guy in his long underwear with his old hobby to do in full. You know what I'm saying?

沒有什麼比穿著長內褲性致高昂的男人更能表達思念之情了，你懂嗎？

How do you refer to this male condition in Finnish?

芬蘭語怎麼描述這種情況。

You can say it's a nickname for this thing.

這是這個東西的暱稱。

It's for this thing.

喔，是指這個東西。

It's called (Finnish) ?

是叫 (芬蘭語)？

It's good because it actually sounds like a guy going...

不錯誒，因為單字本身聽起來就像一個男人這樣。

That's the noises I tend to make when I'm in this condition.

這是我在這種情況下常常會發出的聲音。

- This is you. I recognize that wristwatch. - Mhm.

- 這是你，我認得那塊腕錶。 - 嗯哼。

This is what I've been looking.

我一直在找這個。

Trust me, though, when I get excited, I need a pair of these.

相信我，我興奮的時候，絕對需要一件這個。

Let's say I'm using that to keep it all locked down.

防止猛獸出閘。

Rivets. Wah Pang!

鉚釘會 Pang! 這樣噴出去。

Look at this underwear right here, shredded in the back.

看看這件內褲，後面都撕破了。

Looks like this guy got it on with this guy right here.

看來這傢伙和這傢伙有一腿。

Feeling I'm talking about? Good detective puts the pieces together.

有感覺了嗎？好偵探懂得拼湊線索。

Well, this is the work of the holland artist.

這是一名荷蘭藝術家的作品。

Holland famous artist who uses water colors.

這個荷蘭著名藝術家使用的是水彩。

And all of the models used are famous people I'm told, famous Americans.

我聽說所模特都是美國名人。

This is Tony Shalhoub, star Wings.

這是演《插翅欲飛》的托尼·舍盧卜。

This is from Fear Factor, Joe Rogan, which is exciting.

這是《誰敢來挑戰》的喬·羅根，真令人興奮。

Ed Asner right here.

這個則是愛德華·阿斯納。

And this is the, you know, the tall guy from Everybody Loves Raymond.

而這是《大家都愛雷蒙》裡的那個高個子。

Harry... Harry, Americans were kind enough, I guess.

哈利… 美國人挺友善的，我想。

Is this true, to pose for these?

這些是真的嗎？

Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

沒錯，我想是真的。

You close your eyes and lower your head when you lie.

你說謊時會閉上眼睛、低頭。

Just letting you know, because you just you just did that.

讓你知道一下，因為你… 你剛剛那樣做了。

You just did it again when you pretended to be amused by me.

你剛剛又做了一次，假裝被我逗樂的時候。

Let's go this way and see what else we have.

我們走這邊，看看還有什麼。

What is your name?

你叫什麼名字？

I'm Dr. Pony.

我叫迷你馬醫生。

Dr. Pony?

迷你馬醫生？

Yes.

對。

Okay. Dr. Pony. Good to see you.

好吧，迷你馬醫生，很高興認識你。

You say you're a doctor. Do you have a doctor's license?

你說你是個醫生，你有醫師執照嗎？

Yes. I do. But...

我有，但…

Could I see it, please?

我可以看看嗎？

- Uh, I... - Oh, really? You don't have it with you?

- 哦，真的嗎？你沒帶？

- Yeah. - You just don't happen to have your certification.

- 對。- 你只是剛好沒帶執照。

Yeah, but there's my employees here in the museum.

但博物館這裡有我的員工。

You can ask them.

你可以問他們。

- Oh, sure. - Yeah.

- 哦，當然。 - 沒錯。

They're not here. They just left.

他們不在這裡。他們剛離開了。

Oh, yeah. It's a pity.

哦，對。真可惜。

Yeah, not a pity.

一點都不可惜。

What's in your little pink pouch?

你粉紅小包裡裝的是什麼？

- Camera. - Oh. - Yeah.

- 相機。- 哦。 - 對啊。

Okay. And what's in this one?

好喔，那這個裡面是什麼？

- Well... - You don't seem anxious to open that one.

- 這個嘛… - 你看起來一點都不緊張内。

I think now we know where the roofies are.

裡面的東西感覺挺「藥」命的。

Could you tell me what we're looking at here?

能告訴我們這是什麼嗎？

Well, it's underwear made out of candy.

嗯，這是糖果做的內褲。

There's another thong that's made that say, something hardier, like a beef or chicken or fish.

是不是還有用比較堅固東西做的丁字褲，牛肉、雞肉、魚肉之類的。

This would be for afterwards.

這是飯後甜點。

- You know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah.

- 你知道我的意思嗎？ - 知道。

You want to start with maybe a salad, a leafy green thong, then maybe a protein, and then, then this would be fine.

也許可以從沙拉開始，綠葉丁字褲，然後也許蛋白質，然後就可以吃這個了。

I would say, just this thong alone seems irresponsible.

只有這件丁字褲好像有點不負責任。

I haven't seen one, but only with one made out of chewing gum.

我沒看過那種的，但有用口香糖做的。

- Chewing gum. - Yeah.

- 口香糖。- 對。

See, those are fine for... those are fine for snacking.

那些都是零食。

But then that sends a bad message.

但這樣就是不良示範。

Have you tried this?

你有穿過這個嗎？

No, I haven't. I think it would be very uncomfortable.

沒有，感覺會很不舒服。

You think it would be uncomfortable and...

你覺得會很不舒服，

But then you wear it, and you'll never go to anything else.

但一但穿上它，就再也回不去其他內褲了。

In our country, this underwear was popularized by Larry King.

在我們國家，這種內褲是由賴瑞·金推廣的。

He likes the feeling.

他喜歡這種感覺。

Three straps.

三條吊帶。

- You know who Larry King is? - No.

- 你知道誰是賴瑞·金嗎？ - 不知道。

Well, I think we learn something nice. We learned a lot about... we learned nothing.

我覺得我們學到了很多，關於… 我們啥都沒學到。

I think, that's what we learned.

那就是我們學到的東西。

Nothing, right?

啥都沒有，對吧？

We'll take a break. When we come back, Darrell Hammond from Saturday Night Live is here.

休息一下回來，接下來《週六夜現場》的達瑞爾·哈蒙德會來到現場。