Name: Quarantinewhile...你可以穿的是Chipotle! (Quarantinewhile... It's Chipotle You Can Wear!)
Uploaded: 2021-03-10T19:20:59.000Z
Duration: 6 min 56 s

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK,

你知道是誰在這裡是喬恩-巴蒂斯特。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Jon: WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH

>> Stephen: I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE YOU IN A LITTLE CLUB AGAIN.

>> 斯蒂芬：我不能等待看到你在一個小俱樂部再次。

THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO IN THE CITY IS JUST GO

我最喜歡在城市裡做的事情之一就是去。

DOWN TO A LITTLE CLUB, SEE YOU PLAY, HAVE A LITTLE ADULT-- A

下去小俱樂部，看你玩，有一個小大人------------。

LITTLE ADULT BEVERAGE WITH MY LOVELY LADY.

AND THEN JUST-- IT'S THE MOST ELEVATING, ILLUMINATING,

然後只是... ... 它是最高大上的，發光。

HOW LONG BEFORE YOU'RE PLAYING IN A CLUB AGAIN?

你還要多久才能在俱樂部裡玩？

>> Jon: WOOO"H" I'LL PROBABLY GIVE IT... I'M GOING TO SAY BY

THE END OF THE SUMMER WE'LL BE IN THERE, WE'LL BE SHABIN.

夏天結束時，我們會在那裡，我們會在那裡，我們會在那裡。

MAYBE EVEN THE BEGINNING OF THE SUMMER, WHO KNOWS.

也許是夏天的開始，誰也不知道。

BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO GET OUT OF HERE, JON.

因為是時候離開這裡了，喬恩。

DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE CELEBRATING THIS FRIDAY--

你知道這個星期五我們要慶祝什麼嗎？

標記，我們正在標記這個星期五。

>> Stephen: THIS FRIDAY IS ONE YEAR SINCE WE HAD TO BUG OUT OF

>> 史蒂芬: 今天是我們離開的一年。

THE SULLIVAN TO GET AWAY FROM COVID AND EACH OTHER.

一年了，喬恩，這個星期五標誌著一年。

>> Stephen: ONE OF US DOESN'T LOOK A DAY OLDER.

>> 我們中的一個人看起來一點也不老。

>> Jon: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE IT WAS LONGER THAN A

>> 喬恩：我會告訴你什麼感覺，就像它長於一個。

>> Stephen: I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE AN

>> 史蒂芬：我不記得有一個人是什麼樣子的。

>> 喬恩。這是一個很好的聽眾。

>> Stephen: THERE IS NO BETTER AUDIENCE THAN EVIE, BUT I WISH

>> 斯蒂芬：沒有比EVIE更好的聽眾，但我希望。

JON, DO YOU HAVE ANY MUSIC-- WHAT COMES TO YOU WHEN YOU THINK

喬恩，你有音樂嗎？ 當你想到什麼的時候，你會想到什麼？

>> 史蒂芬：而且從來沒有想過。

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF TIME FELLING THE

>> 史蒂芬：你知道我花了很多時間去摔跤。

STURDIEST, MOST TOPICAL NEWS TREES, SHAVING THE FINEST OAK

最堅固的，最主題的新聞樹，最優質的橡樹的剃鬚。

PLANKS, RAISING THE TALLEST MAST, AND CAREFULLY DRAWING THE

木板，升起最高的桅杆，並小心翼翼地拉動木板。

PERFECT CAMBER ON THE SAILS TO CREATE FOR YOU THE MIGHTY VIKING

帆船上的完美 CAMBER，為您打造威猛的維京號。

BUT SOMETIMES, JUST SOMETIMES, FOLKS, I STUMBLE ONTO A DIRTY

但有時，只是有時，夥計們，我碰上了一個骯髒的，

BEACH WHILE ON THE RUN AFTER GETTING CAUGHT MATCH-FIXING AT

沙灘上，當在運行後，被發現匹配固定在

AN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB, SO I GRAB SOME HALF-EMPTY PLASTIC

一個地下格鬥俱樂部，所以我拿了一些半空的塑料製品。

BOTTLES, A TOWEL I STOLE FROM AN UNSUSPECTING RETIRED COUPLE,

酒瓶，一條毛巾，我從一個不經意的退休夫婦那裡偷來的。

THEN RIP SOME ELECTRICAL WIRE OUT OF A MOTEL SHUTTLE BUS,

然後把電線從汽車廠的巴士上扯下來。

WHICH I USE TO BIND IT ALL TO AN AIR MATTRESS I FISHED OUT OF THE

我用它把所有的東西都綁在我從河裡撈出來的氣墊上。

DUMPSTER BEHIND THE TWISTICREAM TO ASSEMBLE THE UNSEAWORTHY

啞巴在捻線機後面組裝不值錢的東西。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN BLASTING AWAY AT CREATURES

夸父--如果你曾經對創造物狂轟濫炸過的話

IN "HALO" AND THOUGHT, "I WISH I COULD EAT THEM," GREAT NEWS:

在 "光環"，並認為， "我希望我可以吃他們，"偉大的新聞。

PRINGLES AND MICROSOFT HAVE ANNOUNCED A "NEW 'HALO' POTATO

PRINGLES和微軟宣佈推出 "新'HALO'POTATO"。

NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD TASTE LIKE, BUT HOPEFULLY

現在，我不知道那是什麼味道的，但希望是

THIS WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL GAME CHARACTER FOOD PROMOTION

這將是一個比較成功的遊戲角色食品宣傳。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN CRIME NEWS, FOOTAGE OF A VERY DRAMATIC ART

THEFT IN NEW YORK CITY CAME OUT THIS WEEK.

NEW VIDEO SHOWS SUSPECTS SETTING UP A LADDER OUTSIDE A BRONX BAR

新視頻顯示嫌疑人在布朗克斯酒吧外架設升降臺

YOU SEE THEM HERE OUTSIDE ALFIE'S PLACE ON EAST 177th

你看他們在東177號的艾爾菲店外。

POLICE SAY THE ONLY THING THEY TOOK WAS THIS HAND-PAINTED

警察說，他們只拿走了這個手繪的東西。

PORTRAIT OF A DOG HANGING OUTSIDE THE BAR.

>> Stephen: HOW IN GOD'S NAME COULD THIS HAPPEN?

>> 斯蒂芬：如何在上帝的名義發生？

WHY WASN'T THERE A HIGH-TECH LASER SECURITY SYSTEM SET UP TO

為什麼沒有一個高科技的脈衝光安全系統設置，以達到。

PROTECT THIS PRICELESS MASTERPIECE OF A... SHEEPDOG

保護這隻價值連城的大師級作品。牧羊犬

THE POLICE ARE ON THE OUTLOOK FOR THIS MAN.

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN SEA SLUG NEWS, "THESE SEA SLUGS CAN

QUARANTINE--雖然，在海蛞蝓新聞中，"這些海蛞蝓可以。

DURING THE QUARANTINE, THEY THEY CAN POUND DOWN THE

在四分衛期間，他們可以打下的。

SOURDOUGH AND DRINK NUTELLA, RIGHT OUT OF THE JAR, AND THEN

煮熟後喝下果醬，從罐子裡拿出來，然後...

JUST CHOP OFF THEIR OWN HEAD AND LEAVE THEIR GARGANTUAN ASSES

把他們自己的頭砍下來，留下他們的大屁股。

AT LEAST SCIENCE HAS FINALLY EXPLAINED WHY SEA SLUGS ARE ALL

至少科學終於解釋了為什麼海蛞蝓都是。

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