EVERYBODY.

每個人。

YOU KNOW WHO'S HERE IS JON BATISTE.

你知道是誰在這裡是喬恩-巴蒂斯特。

HEY, JON.

嘿，喬恩。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Jon: WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH

********* 喬恩What's HAPPINESS WITH

YOU?

你呢？

>> Stephen: I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE YOU IN A LITTLE CLUB AGAIN.

>> 斯蒂芬：我不能等待看到你在一個小俱樂部再次。

THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO IN THE CITY IS JUST GO

我最喜歡在城市裡做的事情之一就是去。

DOWN TO A LITTLE CLUB, SEE YOU PLAY, HAVE A LITTLE ADULT-- A

下去小俱樂部，看你玩，有一個小大人------------。

LITTLE ADULT BEVERAGE WITH MY LOVELY LADY.

和我親愛的女士一起喝小酒。

AND THEN JUST-- IT'S THE MOST ELEVATING, ILLUMINATING,

然後只是... ... 它是最高大上的，發光。

RELAXING, ENERGIZING NIGHT.

放鬆，充滿活力的夜晚。

YOUR MEDICINE, JON.

你的藥物，喬恩。

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK?

你覺得還有多久？

PREDICT IT.

預測它。

HOW LONG BEFORE YOU'RE PLAYING IN A CLUB AGAIN?

你還要多久才能在俱樂部裡玩？

>> Jon: WOOO"H" I'LL PROBABLY GIVE IT... I'M GOING TO SAY BY

>> 喬恩：我可能會給...

THE END OF THE SUMMER WE'LL BE IN THERE, WE'LL BE SHABIN.

夏天結束時，我們會在那裡，我們會在那裡，我們會在那裡。

>> Stephen: I'LL TAKE THAT BET.

>> 我將採取該賭注。

I'LL TRY TO BEAT THAT BET.

我會努力打敗那個賭注。

I'LL GO MIDSUMMER, I HAVE NO PLANS.

仲夏我會去的，我沒有計劃。

MAYBE EVEN THE BEGINNING OF THE SUMMER, WHO KNOWS.

也許是夏天的開始，誰也不知道。

BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO GET OUT OF HERE, JON.

因為是時候離開這裡了，喬恩。

IT'S GETTING TIME TO BE OUT OF HERE.

是時候離開這裡了。

DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE CELEBRATING THIS FRIDAY--

你知道這個星期五我們要慶祝什麼嗎？

CELEBRATING IS NOT THE RIGHT WORD.

慶祝不是正確的詞。

MARKING, WE'RE MARKING THIS FRIDAY.

標記，我們正在標記這個星期五。

>> Jon: WHAT'S THAT.

>> 喬恩。那是什麼？

>> Stephen: THIS FRIDAY IS ONE YEAR SINCE WE HAD TO BUG OUT OF

>> 史蒂芬: 今天是我們離開的一年。

THE SULLIVAN TO GET AWAY FROM COVID AND EACH OTHER.

SULLIVAN要遠離COVID和彼此。

A YEAR, JON, THIS FRIDAY MARKS A YEAR.

一年了，喬恩，這個星期五標誌著一年。

>> Jon: MAN.

>> 喬恩。MAN.

>> Stephen: ONE OF US DOESN'T LOOK A DAY OLDER.

>> 我們中的一個人看起來一點也不老。

>> Jon: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE IT WAS LONGER THAN A

>> 喬恩：我會告訴你什麼感覺，就像它長於一個。

YEAR AGO.

一年前。

IT FEELS MUCH, MUCH LONGER THAN A YEAR.

感覺比一年還長。

>> Stephen: I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE AN

>> 史蒂芬：我不記得有一個人是什麼樣子的。

AUDIENCE, OTHER THAN EVIE.

聽眾，除了EVIE：

>> Jon: THAT'S A GOOD AUDIENCE.

>> 喬恩。這是一個很好的聽眾。

>> Stephen: THERE IS NO BETTER AUDIENCE THAN EVIE, BUT I WISH

>> 斯蒂芬：沒有比EVIE更好的聽眾，但我希望。

THERE WERE 400 OF YOU.

你們有400人

THAT'S ALL.

這就是全部。

JON, DO YOU HAVE ANY MUSIC-- WHAT COMES TO YOU WHEN YOU THINK

喬恩，你有音樂嗎？ 當你想到什麼的時候，你會想到什麼？

OF A YEAR OF THIS?

一年的這個？

>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS.

>> 喬恩。哦，我的天啊。

A YEAR...

一年...

♪ ♪ ♪ ( "AULD LANG SYNE" ).

（"AULD LANG SYNE"）。

>> Stephen: AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIND.

>> 史蒂芬：而且從來沒有想過。

>> Jon: NEVER, NEVER.

>> 喬恩。絕不，絕不。

>> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

>> JON BATISTE, 各位。

THANKS JON.

THANKS JON。

>> Jon: YES.

>> 喬恩。是的。

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF TIME FELLING THE

>> 史蒂芬：你知道我花了很多時間去摔跤。

STURDIEST, MOST TOPICAL NEWS TREES, SHAVING THE FINEST OAK

最堅固的，最主題的新聞樹，最優質的橡樹的剃鬚。

PLANKS, RAISING THE TALLEST MAST, AND CAREFULLY DRAWING THE

木板，升起最高的桅杆，並小心翼翼地拉動木板。

PERFECT CAMBER ON THE SAILS TO CREATE FOR YOU THE MIGHTY VIKING

帆船上的完美 CAMBER，為您打造威猛的維京號。

LONGBOAT OF NEWS THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

新聞的長船，這是我的獨白。

BUT SOMETIMES, JUST SOMETIMES, FOLKS, I STUMBLE ONTO A DIRTY

但有時，只是有時，夥計們，我碰上了一個骯髒的，

BEACH WHILE ON THE RUN AFTER GETTING CAUGHT MATCH-FIXING AT

沙灘上，當在運行後，被發現匹配固定在

AN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB, SO I GRAB SOME HALF-EMPTY PLASTIC

一個地下格鬥俱樂部，所以我拿了一些半空的塑料製品。

BOTTLES, A TOWEL I STOLE FROM AN UNSUSPECTING RETIRED COUPLE,

酒瓶，一條毛巾，我從一個不經意的退休夫婦那裡偷來的。

THEN RIP SOME ELECTRICAL WIRE OUT OF A MOTEL SHUTTLE BUS,

然後把電線從汽車廠的巴士上扯下來。

WHICH I USE TO BIND IT ALL TO AN AIR MATTRESS I FISHED OUT OF THE

我用它把所有的東西都綁在我從河裡撈出來的氣墊上。

DUMPSTER BEHIND THE TWISTICREAM TO ASSEMBLE THE UNSEAWORTHY

啞巴在捻線機後面組裝不值錢的東西。

CASTAWAY RAFT OF NEWS THAT.

CASTAWAY RAFT的新聞，。

IS MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

IS MY SEGMENT。"QUARANTINE -WHILE！"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN BLASTING AWAY AT CREATURES

夸父--如果你曾經對創造物狂轟濫炸過的話

IN "HALO" AND THOUGHT, "I WISH I COULD EAT THEM," GREAT NEWS:

在 "光環"，並認為， "我希望我可以吃他們，"偉大的新聞。

PRINGLES AND MICROSOFT HAVE ANNOUNCED A "NEW 'HALO' POTATO

PRINGLES和微軟宣佈推出 "新'HALO'POTATO"。

CHIP THAT TASTES LIKE SPACE OSTRICH."

味道像太空薯片的芯片。"

NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD TASTE LIKE, BUT HOPEFULLY

現在，我不知道那是什麼味道的，但希望是

THIS WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL GAME CHARACTER FOOD PROMOTION

這將是一個比較成功的遊戲角色食品宣傳。

THAN WHITE CASTLE'S YOSHI SLIDERS.

比白宮的YOSHI滑輪。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN CRIME NEWS, FOOTAGE OF A VERY DRAMATIC ART

THEFT IN NEW YORK CITY CAME OUT THIS WEEK.

紐約市的盜竊案本週出爐。

TAKE A LOOK.

看看吧

>> THIS IS A WEIRD ONE.

>> 這是一個奇怪的一個。

NEW VIDEO SHOWS SUSPECTS SETTING UP A LADDER OUTSIDE A BRONX BAR

新視頻顯示嫌疑人在布朗克斯酒吧外架設升降臺

TO STEAL A PORTRAIT.

盜取肖像。

YOU SEE THEM HERE OUTSIDE ALFIE'S PLACE ON EAST 177th

你看他們在東177號的艾爾菲店外。

STREET ON FEBRUARY 20.

2月20日的街道。

POLICE SAY THE ONLY THING THEY TOOK WAS THIS HAND-PAINTED

警察說，他們只拿走了這個手繪的東西。

PORTRAIT OF A DOG HANGING OUTSIDE THE BAR.

掛在酒吧外面的狗的肖像。

>> Stephen: HOW IN GOD'S NAME COULD THIS HAPPEN?

>> 斯蒂芬：如何在上帝的名義發生？

WHY WASN'T THERE A HIGH-TECH LASER SECURITY SYSTEM SET UP TO

為什麼沒有一個高科技的脈衝光安全系統設置，以達到。

PROTECT THIS PRICELESS MASTERPIECE OF A... SHEEPDOG

保護這隻價值連城的大師級作品。牧羊犬

POUNDING JAMISON.

敲打JAMISON。

THE POLICE ARE ON THE OUTLOOK FOR THIS MAN.

警察正在尋找這個人。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN SEA SLUG NEWS, "THESE SEA SLUGS CAN

QUARANTINE--雖然，在海蛞蝓新聞中，"這些海蛞蝓可以。

SELF-DECAPITATE AND GROW A NEW BODY."

"自我斬首，長出新的身體。"

SO, SEA SLUGS HAVE IT MADE.

所以，海蛞蝓有它的製造。

I'M SORRY.

我很抱歉。

AM I KEEPING YOU WEAK?

我讓你變得虛弱了嗎？

SO, SEA SLUGS HAVE IT MADE.

所以，海蛞蝓有它的製造。

DURING THE QUARANTINE, THEY THEY CAN POUND DOWN THE

在四分衛期間，他們可以打下的。

SOURDOUGH AND DRINK NUTELLA, RIGHT OUT OF THE JAR, AND THEN

煮熟後喝下果醬，從罐子裡拿出來，然後...

JUST CHOP OFF THEIR OWN HEAD AND LEAVE THEIR GARGANTUAN ASSES

把他們自己的頭砍下來，留下他們的大屁股。

BEHIND.

後面。

AT LEAST SCIENCE HAS FINALLY EXPLAINED WHY SEA SLUGS ARE ALL

至少科學終於解釋了為什麼海蛞蝓都是。

SUCH SMOKE SHOWS.

這樣的煙霧秀。

MMMM, BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT-- SPECIFICALLY, THE HEAD.

MMMM，給我切開一塊... ... 特別是，頭。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, A DUTCH INVENTOR HAS CREATED A TEST

QUARANTINE-WHILE，一位英國發明家創造了一種測試方法。

WHERE PARTICIPANTS STEP INTO AN AIR-LOCKED CABIN AND SCREAM.

在那裡，參與者走進一個氣鎖的小屋和尖叫。

PERFECT!

完美！

BEING CONFINED AND SCREAMING IS ALL I'VE DONE FOR A YEAR!

被關禁閉和尖叫是我一年來所做的一切!

WHEN THE SCREAMING IS DONE, AN INDUSTRIAL AIR PURIFIER COLLECTS

當尖叫完成後，工業空氣淨化器收集

ALL THE PARTICLES EMITTED, WHICH ARE THEN ANALYZED FOR THE VIRUS.

排放的所有部分，然後對病毒進行分析。

THE TEST CAN ALSO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT YOU RECENTLY HAD

該測試還可以確定您最近是否有了新的疾病。

GARLIC KNOTS.

蒜頭結。

CURRENTLY, THE TEST IS BEING CONDUCTED IN A BOOTH ON THE

目前，測試是在香港的一個展位上進行的。

OUTSKIRTS OF AMSTERDAM.

阿姆斯特丹的郊外。

OH, I THINK I'VE SEEN THOSE BOOTHS.

哦，我想我已經看到了這些箱子。

DOES THE TEST ONLY WORK IF YOU'RE WEARING THIGH-HIGH BOOTS

如果您穿的是高筒靴，該測試是否有效？

AND A PINK WIG?

還有一頂粉紅色的假髮？

NO?

沒有？

DIFFERENT BOOTH.

不同的展位。

MY APOLOGIES.

我的歉意。

ONE DUTCH PARTICIPANT RAVED, "IT'S ALWAYS VERY NICE TO SCREAM

一位荷蘭選手說："尖叫總是很好聽的。

WHEN NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU, THOUGH."

當沒有人可以聽到你，想。"

WHICH, COINCIDENTALLY, IS ALSO THE SLOGAN FOR THE POORLY

其中，巧合的是，也是窮人的SLOGAN。

TRANSLATED DUTCH VERSION OF "ALIEN."

翻譯成荷蘭語的 "外星人 "版本。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT MALE FROGS TRYING TO

夸父--雖然，科學家說雄性青蛙試圖

ATTRACT MATES ARE "SUPER, SUPER LOUD," "BELTING OUT SERENADES

吸引劑是 "超級，超級大的"，"帶出SERENADES"。

THAT CAN REGISTER AT MORE THAN 100 DECIBELS APIECE-- CLOSE TO

可以在100多分貝的APIECE上記錄--------------------------接近

WHAT YOU'D HEAR AT A ROCK CONCERT OR A ROWDY NIGHTCLUB."

"你在搖滾音樂會或夜總會聽到的東西。"

SO, HOW DO FEMALE FROGS DEAL WITH IT?

那麼，母蛙如何應對呢？

WELL, THEY CAN IGNORE THEM BECAUSE FROG LUNGS ARE BASICALLY

好吧，他們可以忽略它們，因為青蛙的肺基本上是。

NOISE-CANCELING HEADPHONES, WHICH IS WHY I NEVER TAKE A LONG

降噪耳機，這就是為什麼我從不長距離拍攝的原因。

FLIGHT WITHOUT THESE.

沒有這些的飛行。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, CHIPOTLE IS LAUNCHING A MAKEUP COLLECTION.

QUARANTINE-WHILE，CHIPOTLE推出了一個化妝系列。

GREAT NEWS FOR ANYONE WHO'S LOOKED AT A BURRITO AND THOUGHT,

對於那些看過牛角麵包並想過的人來說是個好消息。

"BOY, I WISH MY FACE LOOKED LIKE THAT."

"男孩，我希望我的臉看起來像這樣。"

THE NEW MAKEUP WILL INCLUDE A 12-COLOR EYE SHADOW PALETTE

新款彩妝將包含12色眼影彩妝。

INSPIRED BY CHIPOTLE INGREDIENTS.

靈感來自於薯片原料。

SO, MOVE OVER, SMOKEY EYE, AND HELLO, BEAN BROW.

所以，移動過來， 煙霧繚繞的眼睛， 你好，豆眉。

ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY $16.

所有這些都可以是你的，只需16美元。

PLUS, AN EXTRA TWO BUCKS FOR THE GUAC MASK.

再加上，額外的兩塊錢的GUAC面具。

WHEN WE COME BACK, I MAKE AN OFFER TO SMALL BUSINESSES

當我們回來的時候，我向小企業發出邀請。

THROUGHOUT AMERICA.

在整個美國，

THAT I HOPE THEY DON'T REFUSE.

我希望他們不要拒絕。

STICK AROUND.

堅持下去。

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