I wanna take you to a place

我要帶妳去一個地方

Where it’s just you and me..

就妳和我

To my cabin

到我的小木屋吧

Let me take you to my favorite place

讓我帶妳去我最愛的地方

Just a five hour drive from the city

只要五個小時的車程

Just follow the road until it stops

跟著這條路一直到盡頭

And then keep walking for another forty minutes

接著再走四十分鐘

Then out of nowhere..

最後，一個妳沒想像過的地方

There it is

到了

My cabin!

我的小木屋！

Right now it’s icy cold

現在裡頭還很冷

But in sixteen hours, it’s gonna be hot!

但過了十六小時後，就會溫暖了！

Mmm, I’m gonna make you dinner, baby

噢，我會為妳做晚餐，我的寶貝

I hope you like..

希望妳會喜歡...

Spaghetti!

義大利麵！

Then we do the dishes manually

接著我們一起洗碗

With over fifteen different kinds of cutlery

一起洗十五種不同的餐具

Sixty square meters of heaven on earth

六十平方公尺的人間仙境

A tiny wooden paradise

一個小小的木頭天堂

It’s my own private pinewood Taj Mahal

這是屬於我的泰姬瑪哈陵

Except for the shape and the size

除了形狀跟大小不一樣

The cabin!

我的小木屋！

Where I come to relax

我放鬆的去處

The cabin!

我的小木屋！

Wear the same pants for a week

整個星期穿同一條褲子

The cabin!

我的小木屋！

I’ve got skis on my walls

牆上掛著我的雪橇

In my cabin..

在我的小木屋...

One day this place will be mine

有一天，這裡將屬於我

Only split it with my brother, sister, father, uncle and his lover!

只要分給我的弟弟，妹妹，父親，叔叔和他的情人！

And if you like to piss outside..

如果妳想在外面小便

This is definitely the place for you

這裡絕對是個好地方

Mmm Cause I’ve been pissin’ over here

因為我曾在這裡尿過

And pissin’ over there

還有這裡

One time I even pissed over here!

有一次我甚至尿在這裡！

But you should never ever shit outside

但是妳千萬別在外面大便

We have a small, separate cabin

我們有分離式的小茅廁

For that kind of stuff!

讓妳解決那些東西

We can hang stuff on the wall together

我們可以一起在牆上掛裝飾

As long as it’s copper

除了銅製的飾品

Or dead animals

或死掉的動物

And who’s that man on the wall?

牆上的那個人是誰?

Dad?

爸?

DAD? Is that you?

爸?是你嗎?

Who put my dad inside the wall?

誰把我爸掛在牆上?

Dad?

爸?

Don’t you worry

別擔心

I’m gonna get you out of here!

我會把你弄出來

Aaah..It’s a picture!

噢...原來是張照片!

Sixty square meters of heaven on earth

六十平方公尺的人間仙境

A tiny wooden paradise

一個小小的木頭天堂

It’s my paradise

是我的天堂

My own private pinewood Taj Mahal

屬於我的泰姬瑪哈陵

Except for the shape and the size

除了形狀和大小不一樣

It has a shape, it has a size

這就是它的形狀和大小

You should really come here some time

有時妳真的該來坐坐

Come on, we’ve been married for ten years

來吧，我們都結婚十年了

Mmm..I miss you so much

噢...我好想妳

And I don’t understand it

而且我不明白

Now why don’t you come to my cabin!

妳為什麼都不來我的小木屋!

We can play some china chess

我們可以玩象棋

And take a long cold shower together!

也能一起洗個冷水澡

I got forty nine cards ready to be played with

我有四十九張卡片可以玩

And a joker from another deck!

鬼牌會翻成另外一面

Impossible to spot!

不可能會被發現!

We can just walk and walk and walk and walk and walk

我們可以就這樣走著走著

You know there’s no such thing as bad weather

妳知道沒有天氣不好這回事

Only bed kleather

只要妳穿對衣服

When you come up to my cabin..

來我的小木屋...

My cabin.

我的小木屋