That's right.

是的

By trying to sell them something.

通過試圖向他們推銷一些東西。

We are a capitalist country.

我們是一個資本主義國家。

That's as far as I know.

據我所知，就是這樣。

That's what this nation does.

這就是這個國家的做法。

Yeah, well, our newest sponsor is a product designed specifically for women, So let's take a look.

是啊，我們最新的贊助商是一個專門為女性設計的產品，所以我們來看看。

Women all across the country are discovering blueness.

全國各地的女性都在發現藍性。

Busy moms used blueness.

忙碌的媽媽們用藍性。

Famous actresses used Lunesta.

著名的女演員都用過魯尼斯塔。

If you see a woman and think, what's her secret?

如果你看到一個女人就會想，她有什麼祕密？

It's probably luminous.

可能是發光的。

Wow, that sounds great.

哇，這聽起來不錯。

But what is it?

但這是什麼呢？

96% of luminous users reported an improvement in just six weeks.

96%的夜光族用戶表示在短短六週內就得到了改善。

And improvement in what lunacy is discreet and small enough to fit in your purse like makeup or like birth control.

而改進什麼瘋子是謹慎的，小到可以像化妝品一樣裝在包裡，或者像避孕藥一樣。

What is it?

什麼事？

Well, tell you what.

好吧，告訴你吧。

It's not no preservatives, no GMOs and no animal products unless you count eels.

不是沒有防腐劑，沒有轉基因，沒有動物產品，除非你算上鰻魚。

Okay, what does it do?

好吧，它是做什麼的？

Lunacy is effective at preventing that female problem.

瘋子能有效防止女性的這種問題。

You know, the one you know, I honestly don't.

你知道，你認識的那個人，我真的不認識。

Blueness keeps you dry.

藍性讓你保持乾燥。

Yet moist lunacy is strong enough for a man, but also a giant leap for mankind.

然而溼潤的瘋子對一個人來說足夠強大，但對人類來說也是一個巨大的飛躍。

That doesn't even make sense.

這根本說不通。

Lunacy is FDA wait listed and has a four star rating from JD Power and Associates.

Lunacy被FDA列入等待名單，JD Power and Associates給出了四星評級。

Luna's has more vitamin E than a raw onion.

露娜的維生素E比生洋蔥還多。

Luminous has a 2.9% a p r.

Luminous的年增長率為2.9%。

Don't take lewdness.

不要把淫亂。

If you have a history of illness, don't ask your doctor.

如果你有病史，不要問醫生。

Before taking Lunesta in clinical trials, some women were turned into wax figures.

在服用Lunesta進行臨床試驗之前，一些女性被變成了蠟像。

Okay, what does it do?

好吧，它是做什麼的？

Side effects include itching, dryness and minding your own damn business.

副作用包括瘙癢、乾燥和管閒事。

Okay, You know what?

好吧，你知道嗎？

I'm out.

我不幹了

I don't care.

我不在乎。

Did we mention luminous has pockets in his pockets?

我們有沒有說過發光體的口袋裡有口袋？ Did we mention luminous has pockets in his pockets?

Results may vary.

結果可能會有所不同。

I'm sure I know what that is.

我相信我知道那是什麼。

Oh, I know what it is.

哦，我知道那是什麼。

I'm wearing one now.

我現在就戴著一個。

Okay?

好嗎？

I'm very confused.

我很困惑。