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  • Well, of course, today is International Women's Day, and I thought it might be nice to honor women in the truly American tradition.

    嗯,當然,今天是國際婦女節, 我想這可能是很好的榮譽婦女 在真正的美國傳統。

  • That's right.

    是的

  • By trying to sell them something.

    通過試圖向他們推銷一些東西。

  • We are a capitalist country.

    我們是一個資本主義國家。

  • That's as far as I know.

    據我所知,就是這樣。

  • That's what this nation does.

    這就是這個國家的做法。

  • Yeah, well, our newest sponsor is a product designed specifically for women, So let's take a look.

    是啊,我們最新的贊助商是一個專門為女性設計的產品,所以我們來看看。

  • Women all across the country are discovering blueness.

    全國各地的女性都在發現藍性。

  • Busy moms used blueness.

    忙碌的媽媽們用藍性。

  • Famous actresses used Lunesta.

    著名的女演員都用過魯尼斯塔。

  • If you see a woman and think, what's her secret?

    如果你看到一個女人就會想,她有什麼祕密?

  • It's probably luminous.

    可能是發光的。

  • Wow, that sounds great.

    哇,這聽起來不錯。

  • But what is it?

    但這是什麼呢?

  • 96% of luminous users reported an improvement in just six weeks.

    96%的夜光族用戶表示在短短六週內就得到了改善。

  • And improvement in what lunacy is discreet and small enough to fit in your purse like makeup or like birth control.

    而改進什麼瘋子是謹慎的,小到可以像化妝品一樣裝在包裡,或者像避孕藥一樣。

  • What is it?

    什麼事?

  • Well, tell you what.

    好吧,告訴你吧。

  • It's not no preservatives, no GMOs and no animal products unless you count eels.

    不是沒有防腐劑,沒有轉基因,沒有動物產品,除非你算上鰻魚。

  • Okay, what does it do?

    好吧,它是做什麼的?

  • Lunacy is effective at preventing that female problem.

    瘋子能有效防止女性的這種問題。

  • You know, the one you know, I honestly don't.

    你知道,你認識的那個人,我真的不認識。

  • Blueness keeps you dry.

    藍性讓你保持乾燥。

  • Yet moist lunacy is strong enough for a man, but also a giant leap for mankind.

    然而溼潤的瘋子對一個人來說足夠強大,但對人類來說也是一個巨大的飛躍。

  • That doesn't even make sense.

    這根本說不通。

  • Lunacy is FDA wait listed and has a four star rating from JD Power and Associates.

    Lunacy被FDA列入等待名單,JD Power and Associates給出了四星評級。

  • Luna's has more vitamin E than a raw onion.

    露娜的維生素E比生洋蔥還多。

  • Luminous has a 2.9% a p r.

    Luminous的年增長率為2.9%。

  • Don't take lewdness.

    不要把淫亂。

  • If you have a history of illness, don't ask your doctor.

    如果你有病史,不要問醫生。

  • Before taking Lunesta in clinical trials, some women were turned into wax figures.

    在服用Lunesta進行臨床試驗之前,一些女性被變成了蠟像。

  • Okay, what does it do?

    好吧,它是做什麼的?

  • Side effects include itching, dryness and minding your own damn business.

    副作用包括瘙癢、乾燥和管閒事。

  • Okay, You know what?

    好吧,你知道嗎?

  • I'm out.

    我不幹了

  • I don't care.

    我不在乎。

  • Did we mention luminous has pockets in his pockets?

    我們有沒有說過發光體的口袋裡有口袋? Did we mention luminous has pockets in his pockets?

  • Results may vary.

    結果可能會有所不同。

  • I'm sure I know what that is.

    我相信我知道那是什麼。

  • Oh, I know what it is.

    哦,我知道那是什麼。

  • I'm wearing one now.

    我現在就戴著一個。

  • Okay?

    好嗎?

  • I'm very confused.

    我很困惑。

Well, of course, today is International Women's Day, and I thought it might be nice to honor women in the truly American tradition.

嗯,當然,今天是國際婦女節, 我想這可能是很好的榮譽婦女 在真正的美國傳統。

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