That is a really good question.

這是一個非常好的問題。

What are you doing here?

你在這裡做什麼？

You're not supposed to be here.

你不應該在這裡。

I was very clear about that.

我很清楚這一點。

I have every right to be here.

我有權利在這裡。

One of your oldest friends.

你的一個老朋友。

And I'm here to preserve the sanctity of our friendship and to beat your ass in the buddy games.

而我在這裡是為了維護我們友誼的神聖性，並在好友遊戲中打敗你的屁股。

I'm gonna wipe your ass out there today.

我今天要把你的屁股擦乾淨。

You're gonna wipe my ass.

你會給我擦屁股的

What's your face?

你的臉是什麼？

You're gonna wipe my ass with my face?

你要用我的臉給我擦屁股？

Got it?

明白了嗎？

But and I'm sure that Bob will make that happen.

但是，我相信鮑勃會實現這一點。

Is that supposed to mean you know that this is all rigged for you?

你是說你知道這一切都是為你而設的嗎？

I think you didn't know that.

我想你不知道。

Look, you made your point, All right?

聽著，你已經表達了你的觀點，好嗎？

Just let me out.

讓我出去吧

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

What the fuck are you doing?

你他媽的在做什麼？

You know what your problem is, Bender?

你知道你的問題是什麼嗎，班德？

You don't know when to shut the fuck up.

你不知道什麼時候該他媽的閉嘴。

No, you crazy fuck!

不，你這個瘋子！

No!

不！

All right.

好吧，我知道了

No, I won't do anything else.

不，我不會做別的事。

I'll start talking.

我開始說話了。

Oh, I really want to believe you when you say that the sanctity of our lifelong friendship means something to you, but I don't.

哦，我真的很想相信你，當你說我們一生的友誼對你來說是神聖的，但我不相信。

Is that supposed to scare me?

這是要嚇唬我嗎？

When's the last time you've driven a car.

你最後一次開車是什麼時候。

Your mom dropped you off here.

你媽媽把你丟在這裡。

Don't you talk about my mama.

你不要談論我的媽媽。

You get your fat ass out of my mom's van.

你把你的肥肉從我媽的車裡拿出來。

You say you're sorry.

你說你很抱歉

Sorry For what?

對不起什麼？

For ruining my life.

毀了我的生活

I didn't ruin your life.

我沒有毀了你的生活。

You fucking say it!

你他媽的說吧！

Fuck you!

去你的！

No!

不！

All right.

好吧，我知道了

What did you say?

你說什麼？

I said you're a piece of shit.

我說你是一塊狗屎。

It's not.

不是這樣的

That's not what you said.

你不是這麼說的

You said you didn't do it.

你說你沒有做。

Of course I didn't do it, man.

當然不是我做的，夥計。

I'm not an animal.

我不是一個動物。

I want to shoot a man in the balls, let alone my friend.

我都想一槍打爆一個人的蛋蛋，更何況是我的朋友。

I love balls.

我喜歡球。

I have two of them.

我有兩個。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Are you didn't do it?

你沒有做嗎？

Who did it, Nikki.

誰幹的，尼基。

Bullshit.

胡說八道

Fuck you talking about?

你他媽的在說什麼？

Why don't you teach him a lesson from us?

你為什麼不跟我們一起教訓他？

We'll be fun.

我們會很開心的。

Rest it, Robert.

休息吧，羅伯特。

Across.

橫向：

It's not right on the nose.

它的鼻子不對。

What if I do this right there?

如果我在這裡做這個呢？

Shit him.

去他的

But I couldn't do it.

但我做不到。

So she took the gun for me and pulled the trigger.

於是她替我拿起槍，扣動了扳機。

Mm.

嗯。