Here we go, buddy.

在這裡，我們走了，哥們。

Games are back, baby.

遊戲回來了，寶貝。

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Kicking off this year's event.

為今年的活動拉開序幕。

Kong's Crucible.

江的坩堝。

It's a giant obstacle course complete with corn dogs, bubba balls, watermelons, electric eels.

這是一個巨大的障礙賽場，裡面有玉米狗、泡泡球、西瓜、電鰻。

Hold on.

等一下

Where's that?

那是哪裡？

Don't ask.

別問了

Once you get through there, it's mud pits, motorcycles, beer bongs and one big ass water slide.

一旦你通過那裡，它的泥坑，摩托車，啤酒棒和一個大屁股水滑梯。

You're gonna catch a lot of air.

你會有很多空氣。

I'm gonna warn you right now.

我現在就警告你。

But very important to note, the only way you win is if you capture the flag.

但非常重要的一點是，只有奪取了旗幟，才有可能獲勝。

Whoever captured the flag wins the event.

誰奪得了旗幟，誰就贏得了比賽。

Top three finalists at the end of today's events competes in tomorrow's final event, the end game.

今天活動結束後的前三名決賽選手參加明天的最後一項活動--端遊。

Oh, by the way, Shelley, we got near beer for you.

哦，對了，雪莉，我們給你準備了近似的啤酒。

Copy?

收到嗎？

Wait.

等一下

What?

什麼？

Wait.

等一下

What?

什麼？

He's in the program.

他在計劃中。

But I can't mix my meds with alcohol.

但我不能把藥和酒混在一起。

He can't drink alcohol.

他不能喝酒。

That seems like an unfair advantage.

這似乎是一個不公平的優勢。

It's still beer.

這還是啤酒。

Dick face.

屌絲臉。

We'll just get him a fresco.

我們就給他弄個壁畫。

Are you trying to mind Fuck me?

你是想管我嗎？

Me?

我？

Because I invented mind fucking I'll come all over your mind.

因為我發明了心術，我會在你的腦子裡來一遍。

Well, what the fuck is wrong with you?

那麼，什麼他媽的是你錯了嗎？

Come on in.

進來吧

The same clown pussy.

同樣的小丑娘娘腔。

Are you ready for this?

你準備好了嗎？