Why are we standing here to the car now?

為什麼我們現在要站在這裡上車？

Welcome to watch Mojo.

歡迎觀看《魔域》。

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest side missions in video games.

而今天我們就來細數一下我們所挑選的電子遊戲中最有趣的十大支線任務。

I'm sure everyone just got lost weight.

我相信大家都是剛瘦下來的。

It's kind of hard to find.

這有點難找。

What?

什麼？

Yeah, people love it.

是的，人們喜歡它。

And I could sell even more fish if I add them for this list will be looking at some of the most hilarious video game missions that left us in stitches.

而且我可以賣更多的魚，如果我把它們添加到這個列表中，將看看一些最熱鬧的視頻遊戲任務，讓我們在縫隙中。

Since some of these side missions endings are usually the punchline we're issuing a spoiler alert.

由於一些支線任務的結局通常都是衝鋒陷陣，所以我們要發佈一個破壞者警報。

Which side missions had you in stitches?

哪些支線任務讓你心動不已？

Let us know in the comments below number 10.

讓我們在下面的評論中知道10號。

Clap traps, Birthday bash, Borderlands two.

拍打陷阱，生日狂歡，邊疆二號。

Oh, right, I don't have lungs Menu.

哦，對了，我沒有肺的菜單。

Could you blow into this thing?

你能對著這東西吹氣嗎？

Maybe life in the party at the bet Claptrap is borderlands resident robotic annoyance because of his over enthusiastic motor mouth.

也許生活在黨的賭注譁眾取寵是邊疆常駐機器人的煩惱，因為他的馬達口過於熱情。

So when he decides to throw a birthday bash, it's no surprise that you're the only other person there.

所以當他決定舉辦一個生日派對時，你是唯一的其他人也就不足為奇了。

Be prepared for way too much pizza and a lot of awkwardness, especially when claptrap comes up with hilariously sad excuses for why no one showed up.

準備好接受太多的披薩和很多的尷尬，尤其是當譁眾取寵的時候，用可笑的藉口來解釋為什麼沒有人出現。

I'm sure everyone just got lost.

我相信大家只是迷路了。

This place is kind of hard to find.

這個地方有點難找。

Most times, players will be excused if they wanted to shoot him.

大多數時候，如果球員想拍他，會被原諒。

This mission, however, kind of makes us feel bad for laughing every time he attempts to break the long silences.

不過，這個任務，有點讓我們覺得不好笑，每次他試圖打破長時間的沉默。

Also, in case your trigger finger is still itchy, there's always this guy.

還有，萬一你的扳機手指還在發癢，總有這個傢伙。

Oh, my God will be on the goddamn face.

哦，我的上帝會在該死的臉上。

What are you waiting for?

你還在等什麼？

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Number nine What lies below the surface?

第九條 地表以下是什麼？

Assassin's Creed.

刺客信條》。

Odyssey.

奧德賽。

The killing blow will go to the warrior with the greatest skill and courage in battle.

殺傷力的一擊將歸於在戰鬥中最有技巧和勇氣的戰士。

Then I shall wear the miniatures and trail says my necklace.

那我就戴上小號和小路說我的項鍊。

This can only end one set in ancient Greece.

這隻能在古希臘結束一套。

This side mission lets you lock horns with a minute.

這個支線任務讓你分分鐘鎖定角。

You're sort of you traveled to Pesca, home of heroes and find some willing warriors to join you to aspiring bakers turn mercenaries to be more precise.

你算是你前往英雄的故鄉佩斯卡，找到一些願意加入你的戰士，更準確的說是有志於麵包師變成傭兵。

Look, brother, the final member of our miniature hunting party has arrived.

看，兄弟，我們微型狩獵隊的最後一名成員已經到了。

When the beast sees our assembles might he will move miserably in fear.

當野獸看到我們的集合體的強大時，他就會恐懼地動彈不得。

When you reach the miniatures layer, you find out that the minute your problem isn't as mythical as it's made out to be the feared beast is nothing more than a talented FSP in in a costume.

當你到了小人層，你會發現，你的問題並不像神話中的那樣，分分鐘讓人恐懼的野獸不過是一個穿著服裝的天才FSP。

The unimposing actors attempts to scare you with his roars and moves would leave even the most hardened of warriors to let out a giggle or two.

毫不起眼的演員試圖用他的吼聲和動作來嚇唬你，即使是最硬朗的戰士也會發出一兩聲笑聲。

Sir, I said, girl number eight.

先生，我說，8號女孩。

How to train your dominatrix Yakuza zero.

如何訓練你的女主播雅酷零。

Yeah.

是啊。

Every entry in the Yakuza series is always filled to the brim with bizarre adventures and cookie characters.

雅酷系列的每一部作品總是充滿了奇異的冒險和餅乾角色。

The crawfish caper from the newest installment in the franchise almost clawed its way into this list.

最新一期的《小龍蝦大冒險》幾乎是加快腳步進入這個名單。

But we decided to go with the time cure you.

但我們決定用時間治癒你。

The stoic protagonist of the series agreed to teach a timid dominatrix how to punish people better.

該系列的隱忍主角同意教一個膽小的女主如何更好地懲罰人。

Mhm.

嗯

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Mm.

嗯。

Trust us.

相信我們

It's not as sleazy as it sounds.

這並不像聽起來那麼骯髒。

They go to a nearby park so the novice dominatrix can hone her skills by rehearsing with you.

他們到附近的公園去，這樣初學的女主人就可以通過和你一起排練來磨練她的技巧。

Are you seeing him so out of his element and uncomfortable Yet so determined to help her is just priceless.

你看他如此失態，如此不自在，卻又決心幫助她，真是無價之寶。

Yeah, Number seven.

對，七號

A fisher of fish Red Dead redemption two.

漁夫的魚 紅色死亡救贖二。

Do you want an autograph or a photograph?

你要簽名還是拍照？

I'm sorry, people often get nervous, but there's really no need to.

對不起，人們經常會緊張，但真的沒有必要。

I'm just look at the normal guy who will happens to be very famous.

我只是看看普通人，誰會恰好很有名氣。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Have you heard of Jeremy Gill, the famous fisherman?

你聽說過傑里米-吉爾這個著名的漁夫嗎？

No.

不知道

Well, we won't hold it against you, chum.

好吧，我們不會拿它來對付你，夥計。

You meet a lot of strangers in red.

你會遇到很多穿紅衣服的陌生人。

Dead too.

也死了。

But there's something fishy about this one.

但這個人有蹊蹺。

I'm fine.

我很好

It's It's sort of ridiculous.

這是... ...有點可笑。

Jump.

跳。

People love it.

人們喜歡它。

And I could sell even more fish if I add them.

而且我如果加上他們，可以賣出更多的魚。

The legendary fisherman has a collection of stuffed fish that he sells to his fans.

傳說中的漁夫收藏了很多毛絨魚，他把這些魚賣給他的粉絲。

He tasks you with adding to his collection.

他的任務是讓你加入他的收藏。

This makes us wonder how many fish had Gil actually fished himself after hearing so much about his far fetched fishing stories.

這讓我們不禁要問，聽了這麼多吉爾牽強附會的釣魚故事，他自己到底釣了多少魚？

It makes the ending so much sweeter.

這讓結局變得更加甜蜜。

Both of you ride to Rio Bravo to catch a monstrous catfish.

你們倆騎馬去Rio Bravo抓一條怪異的鯰魚。

Which, to his credit, he actually manages to catch.

值得稱道的是，他居然能接住。

But he ends up getting reeled in, never to be seen again.

但他最後還是被捲進去了，再也沒有出現過。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Yep.

是的。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Number six unfriend Al Gore.

六號解開阿爾-戈爾的好友。

South Park.

南方公園。

The stick of truth.

真理之棍。

Don't worry.

別擔心

I'm not here to hurt you.

我不是來傷害你的

It's me, Al Gore.

是我，阿爾-戈爾

You know Al Gore.

你知道阿爾-戈爾。

I'm super important.

我是超級重要的。

A game written by the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone had to be on this list, and we're super cereal.

由《南方公園》的創作者特雷-帕克和馬特-斯通編寫的遊戲必須在這個名單上，而且我們是超級麥片。

This turn based RPG is chock full of zany quests, but how many times can you say that you beat up Al Gore in a video game?

這款回合制RPG遊戲中充滿了天馬行空的任務，但在電子遊戲中，你能說你打了阿爾-戈爾多少次？

Yeah, the quest begins with Al Gore spamming you on Facebook, and then later he accuses you of being the very real man.

是啊，探索的開始是阿爾-戈爾在Facebook上給你發垃圾郵件，後來他又指責你是非常真實的人。

Bear pig.

熊豬。

What will keep you grinning throughout the mission are all of his attacks, which include a presentation on global warming and summoning the Secret Service.

讓你在整個任務中保持微笑的是他所有的攻擊，其中包括關於全球變暖的演講和召喚特勤局。

Excelsior protect the former sort of vice president.

Excelsior保護前副總統的排序。

Number five Prairie Oyster Harvest Far Cry five Falls ends.

五號草原牡蠣收穫遠古五號瀑布結束。

Annual Testicle Festival is a decades old tradition.

一年一度的睪丸節是幾十年來的傳統。

The testy fest is one of the few times the community comes together for what makes them happiest.

騷氣的盛會，是社會上為數不多的一次讓他們最開心的事情。

Scarfing down cowboy caviar.

大口大口地吃著牛仔魚子醬。

What would cheer you up if a religious cult moved into town?

如果一個宗教邪教組織搬到鎮上，什麼會讓你高興起來？

Well, if you live in Hope County, Montana, then it might be good old testy fest.

如果你住在蒙大拿州的霍普縣，那麼這可能是個不錯的老牌盛會。

Casey Fix Hman, a resident member and chef, is concerned about low morale and thinks the only solution is celebrating the annual Testicle Festival.

駐地成員兼廚師Casey Fix Hman擔心士氣低落，認為唯一的解決辦法就是慶祝一年一度的睪丸節。

I am not going down as the cook who failed to serve up huevos with a side of happiness.

我可不想成為那個沒能為大家提供快樂的胡蘿蔔的廚師。

We're going to do this, but first we need to get the test fst supplies out of storage.

我們要這樣做，但首先我們要把測試用的fst用品從倉庫裡拿出來。

He tasks you with gathering the necessary ingredients.

他的任務是讓你收集必要的原料。

The premise of a festival about eating bull testicles or prairie oysters is odd enough, but having to kill them and take their bull hood while Marvin Gaye's sexual Healing plays in the background.

一個關於吃牛睪丸或草原牡蠣的節日的前提已經夠奇怪了，但必須殺死他們並拿走他們的牛罩，而馬文-蓋伊的性癒合在背景中播放。

That will make you chuckle and then worry about yourself a little bit, man.

這會讓你一笑而過，然後為自己擔心一下，夥計。

Mhm Number four Burning Desire Cyberpunk 2077 Hey, hey, you got to get to a Ripper, man.

Mhm第四號 燃燒的慾望 賽博朋克2077 嘿，嘿，你得去找開膛手，夥計。

Oh, cybernetic augmentation or cyber wear is a common sight in cyberpunk 2077.

哦，在賽博朋克2077中，賽博增強或賽博穿戴是一種常見的現象。

You can have cybernetic gorilla arms or Mantis blades, but this guy chose to augment something a bit more intimate.

你可以有控制論的大猩猩手臂或螳螂刀，但這傢伙選擇了更貼心的東西。

You meet Jesse Pantsless and in pain because the black market augmentation he had purchased starts malfunctioning.

你遇到了傑西-彭斯，因為他購買的黑市增殖體開始失靈，所以痛苦不堪。

You agree to drive him to the nearest repair dock for much needed repairs and maintenance, but he leaves before he can reward you.

你同意開車送他到最近的維修站進行急需的維修和保養，但他還沒來得及獎勵你就離開了。

Okay, well, hey you after I'll call you, but I can't Oh, luckily, you'll get a call from Flaming Crotch Man.

好吧，好吧，嘿嘿你後，我會打電話給你，但我不能哦，幸運的是，你會得到一個電話從火焰襠部的人。

Later in the game, the AI controlled gun Skippy almost made this list.

後來在遊戲中，AI控槍的Skippy差點就上了這個榜單。

But we wanted to get into the meat and potatoes of funny side missions, so to speak.

但我們想進入有趣的副任務的肉和洋芋，可以說。

Just, uh, check the warranty.

只是，呃，檢查保修。

Next time we'll do Take care.

下次我們會做的，保重。

Man number three Last voyage of the USS Constitution Fallout four.

三號人物 最後一次航行的 "憲法號 "輻射四。

Hey, Captain.

嘿，隊長。

All have none of your lip, Mr Navigator.

所有的人都沒有你的嘴脣，領航員先生。

Have the cruise nests and two points off the port bow.

有巡航巢和左舷船頭的兩個點。

Jump to it.

跳到它。

This side mission is a hidden treasure chest of amusing quotes and moments.

這個支線任務是一個隱藏的寶箱，裡面有很多有趣的名言和瞬間。

You come across an all robot crew aboard a ship in the post apocalyptic setting a fallout four.

你遇到了一個所有的機器人船員在船上在後世界末日的設置一個落差四。

Their ship is stuck in a building and it's up to you to help this motley mechanical crew to blast off and reach the open ocean.

他們的船被卡在了一棟建築裡，你要幫助這群雜亂無章的機械船員爆炸，到達開放的海洋。

So now can you tell me what's going on?

那麼現在你能告訴我發生了什麼事嗎？

Complete this task and I will gladly relate our mission.

完成這個任務，我很樂意把我們的任務說出來。

Until then, silence Vigilance.

在那之前，沉默的警戒。

Apart from the comical situation, interacting with the crew provides most of the laughs.

除了滑稽的局面，與劇組的互動也提供了大部分的笑點。

The U.

U.

S s Constitution is regularly attacked by a group of scavengers with whom you can side with.

S s憲法經常受到一群清道夫的攻擊，你可以和他們站在一起。

But the biggest payoff comes If you side with the robots, how does that phrase go again out of the frying pan and into another building?

但最大的回報是如果你站在機器人一邊，這句話怎麼又出油鍋，又進了另一棟樓？

What?

什麼？

Three Number two.

3號2號

The truth.

真相。

Grand Theft Auto.

俠盜獵車手。

Five piece brother, brother.

五塊哥哥，哥哥。

Carefully, carefully.

仔細，仔細。

The world of GTA five has no shortage of wacky people, but somehow the Epsilon program stands out.

GTA五的世界不乏古怪的人，但不知為何，Epsilon計劃卻與眾不同。

Michael, one of the three protagonists, is invited to join the mysterious Epsilon program.

三位主角之一的邁克爾被邀請加入神祕的Epsilon計劃。

He agrees and performs all sorts of odd rituals.

他同意了，並進行各種奇怪的儀式。

This is your medal for your achievements so far, where a weird uniform check donate insane amounts of money to the organization.

這是你的獎牌，你的成就，到目前為止，其中一個奇怪的統一檢查捐贈瘋狂的金額組織。

Check use made up words.

檢查使用編造的詞語。

Kif Lamb.

Kif Lamb。

This leaves the player wondering how a streetwise skeptic like Michael readily accepts this scam.

這讓玩家不禁疑惑，像邁克爾這樣的街談巷議的懷疑者怎麼會輕易接受這個騙局。

At the very end of the mission, you can choose to deliver $2.1 million to them, or do what Michael does best and steal it.

在任務的最後，你可以選擇把210萬美元交給他們，或者做邁克爾最擅長的事情，偷走它。

Yeah, before we continue, be sure to subscribe to our channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos.

是的，在我們繼續之前，一定要訂閱我們的頻道，按鈴就能收到我們最新的視頻通知。

You have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them.

您可以選擇通知您不定期的視頻或所有的視頻。

If you're on your phone, make sure to go into your settings and switch on notifications.

如果你在手機上，一定要進入設置，打開通知。

Yeah, Number one, the Queen Phantoms, the Witcher three, wild hunt, blood and wine.

是啊，一號，女王幻影，巫師三號，狂獵，血與酒。

Best mushroom even in me could produce some nasty, unpredictable side effects.

最好的蘑菇即使在我這裡也會產生一些討厭的、不可預知的副作用。

The funniest moments in which are three happen when you take a break from the serious quests in mayhem to, say, brave banking bureaucracy or consume hallucinogenic substances To slay an invisible phantom that is tormenting a hermit, you have to consume a special brew.

其中最有趣的時刻有三個，當你從嚴肅的任務中休息的混亂，說，勇敢的銀行官僚機構或消費致幻物質要殺死一個無形的幽靈，是折磨一個隱士，你必須消耗一個特殊的釀造。

Once you do, you gain the ability to see the Phantom.

一旦你這樣做，你就會獲得看到幻影的能力。

And for some reason, you can also now talk to your loyal steed Roach.

而且由於某些原因，你現在也可以和你忠誠的駿馬嶂。

Hey, you know how you always show up when I whistle?

嘿，你知道我吹口哨時你總是出現嗎？

How does that work exactly?

具體怎麼操作呢？

Well, you're my human.

好吧，你是我的人。

Got to be there when you need me.

當你需要我的時候，我必須在那裡。

While I'm covering some clues, you also uncover some of the befuddling questions you've always had about your horse.

在我介紹一些線索的同時，你也會揭開一些你一直以來對馬的困惑問題。

Do we smell a medieval fantasy, buddy cop movie starring these two?

我們是否聞到了中世紀幻想的味道，這兩個人主演的兄弟警察電影？

Follow me and trying not to trample any plans of small animals in the mood for more awesome gaming content.

跟著我，儘量不要踐踏任何小動物的計劃，心情更棒的遊戲內容。

Be sure to check out this video here on mojo plays.

一定要在摩戲這裡看看這個視頻。

And don't forget to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos.

別忘了訂閱並按鈴通知我們最新的視頻。

Mm mm mm.

毫米毫米毫米。

Mhm.

嗯