Dr.

博士

Ronny Jackson.

朗尼-傑克遜

A new report claims while he was serving the White House, he bullied his staff, made sexual comments to female subordinates and abused both alcohol and prescription drugs while on the job.

一份新的報告稱，在他為白宮服務期間，他欺負員工，對女下屬發表性言論，並在工作期間濫用酒精和處方藥。

Yeah, very serious charges.

是的，非常嚴重的指控。

Well, now some of his professional colleagues are coming to Dr Ronnie's defense, and we have a couple of them with us tonight.

現在，他的一些專業同事都來為羅尼博士辯護了，今晚我們請到了他們中的一些人。

Please welcome Dr Daniel Dangler and Dr Ted Cushman.

請歡迎丹尼爾-丹格勒博士和泰德-庫什曼博士。

Thank you, gentlemen, for coming on the show.

謝謝你們，先生們，感謝你們來參加節目。

Oh, no problem.

哦，沒問題。

Happy to defend Dr Ronny.

很高興為羅尼博士辯護。

And, uh, not a big deal, Conan.

還有，呃，沒什麼大不了的，柯南。

But you mispronounced my name.

但你把我的名字唸錯了。

Okay?

好嗎？

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

It's not pronounced Cushman.

它的發音不是庫什曼。

No, there's a common missing.

不，有一個共同的缺失。

It's Dr Kush, man.

是庫什博士,夥計

And my official medical title is Doctor Dangles the party MD.

而我的官方醫學頭銜是黨的醫學博士鄧麗君。

Yeah, he's never had a single party die in his care, all right.

是啊，他從來沒有一個人死在他的照顧下，好吧。

Especially when I show up with this and these party favorite condoms.

尤其是當我帶著這個和這些派對上最喜歡的保險套出現的時候。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

Are you to even real medical doctors?

你連真正的醫生都要嗎？

Oh, of course.

哦，當然。

We're real doctors.

我們是真正的醫生。

We went to medical school with Dr Ronny.

我們和羅尼醫生一起上醫學院。

Yeah, it was the hardest six months of our lives, but now I can legit to all the doctors stuff I had already been doing for fun.

是的，這是我們生命中最艱難的六個月，但現在我可以合法地對所有醫生的東西，我已經做的樂趣。

Like prescribing meds and sticking my finger up your butt to check your tonsils.

就像開藥，把手指伸進你的屁股裡檢查扁桃體一樣。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Tonsils are in your throat.

扁桃體在你的喉嚨裡。

I know.

我知道，我知道

I get in there pretty good shots.

我在那裡得到相當不錯的鏡頭。

I remember one time Captain Ron, we called him Captain run because he used to wear a tin can for a cap.

我記得有一次羅恩隊長，我們叫他跑隊長，因為他曾經戴著一個鐵罐頭當帽子。

So one time, Ronnie was super wasted and he did the face off surgery.

所以有一次，羅尼超級廢柴，他做了脫胎換骨手術。

Except with tongs.

除了用鉗子。

I'm sorry, Dr Ronny.

對不起,朗尼醫生

Sounds like a terrible doctor.

聽起來像一個可怕的醫生。

Strongly disagree.

非常不同意。

Cone and his knowledge of viruses was unmatched.

康恩和他對病毒的瞭解是無與倫比的。

He knows all the strains.

他知道所有的菌種。

Covid swine flu red banana, donkey monster, Sour Patch Kush, Mango haze.

科維德豬流感紅香蕉、驢怪、酸漿庫什、芒果霾。

The widowmaker stank of sorts.

寡婦師臭味熏天。

Rag.

拉格。

I get it.

我明白了。

I get it.

我明白了。

These are married Tarantino, foot party, fudgy the whale slurry cane bar mitzvah cookie.

這些都是已婚的塔倫蒂諾，腳踏實地的聚會，撫摸鯨魚漿糊甘蔗成人禮餅乾。

Channing Tatum's toothbrush Passage.

錢寧-塔圖姆的牙刷通道。

We get it, we get it.

我們明白了，我們明白了。

It's enough.

這就夠了。

It's good.

很好啊

Wow.

哇哦

Brim.

帽簷。

You need to bring down that blood pressure.

你需要把血壓降下來。

Is that how you talk to your own primary care party physician?

你是這樣和自己的主治黨醫生對話的嗎？

You know I don't have a party physician.

你知道我沒有黨員醫生。

It's pretty clear that Dr Ronnie has a real credibility problem.

很明顯，羅尼博士的可信度確實有問題。

Okay, Now, let me just go on the record and say that Doctor Captain Ronny Jackson is a consummate professional and extremely capable physician.

好吧，現在，讓我來記錄一下，說羅尼・傑克遜醫生隊長是一個完美的專業和非常有能力的醫生。

Your Honor, I'm sorry.

庭上，我很抱歉

Why did you just call me?

你剛才為什麼給我打電話？

Your Honor?

法官大人？

Isn't this the legal deposition for that time?

這不就是當時的法律取證嗎？

Doctor Rani sowed some guy's knees on backwards.

拉尼醫生把某個人的膝蓋反過來播種了。

No, it is not Snip.

不，這不是Snip。

Wrong Zoom.

錯的變焦。

We gotta go.

我們得走了

But first, let's refuel.

但首先，我們要加油。

Yeah, All right.

是啊，好吧。

Dr.

博士

Daniel Dangler and Dr Ted Kush, comma man.

丹尼爾-丹格拉和泰德-庫什博士，逗號男。