We cover the news no one's talking about like Covid 19.

我們報道的新聞沒有人談論，就像Covid 19。

We just heard about it and it's nuts.

我們只是聽說了它，它的堅果。

It's why everyone's inside.

這就是為什麼大家都在裡面。

I'm gonna go with the Johnson and Johnson vaccine because when they put it in, my hair won't hurt my eyes.

我要去打強生疫苗 因為他們打進去後，我的頭髮就不會傷到眼睛。

I have finally found a covid mask that works for me.

我終於找到了一款適合我的科維德面膜。

We answer the pressing questions.

我們回答了緊迫的問題。

Can Joe Biden proved that he is legally alive?

喬-拜登能證明自己合法地活著嗎？

And can Republicans tamp down the violent mob that makes up every member of their party?

而共和黨人能不能夯實他們黨內每一個成員的暴力暴徒？

Yamiche, tell me this isn't the nailing Cuomo's coffin, assuming there are any coffins left in New York State.

亞米契，告訴我這不是在釘庫默的棺材，假設紐約州還有棺材的話。

Our anchors didn't vote because they wanted to remain impartial and also go to the fair that day.

我們的主播沒有投票，是因為他們想保持公正，也想在當天去參加集市。

This season of news will have it all insurrections, forever wars and something called permanent Midnight time for our new segment.

這一季的新聞將有它所有的叛亂，永遠的戰爭和一個叫做永久的午夜時間的東西，我們的新的部分。

But I have a feeling it will be back.

但我有預感它會回來的。

What did we just kill?

我們剛剛殺了什麼？