I WOULD PERSONALLY LOVE TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP AND KICK

我個人很想把事情點亮，然後踢開。

THINGS OFF BY GETTING CRAZY, KOOKY AND A LITTLE BIT BONKERS.

瘋瘋癲癲，古古怪怪，有點兒骨氣。

AND THAT'S WHY I'VE INVENTED SOMETHING THAT I LIKE TO CALL

這就是為什麼我發明了一個我喜歡叫的東西。

"CORDEN'S CRAZY WHEEL OF KOOKY CRAZINESS AND MONDO BONKERS!"

"CORDEN'S CRAZY WHEEL OF KOOKY CRAZINESS AND MONDO BONKERS！"

>> COORND'S WHEEL OF MONDO BONKERS.

>> COORND's WHEEL OF MONDO BONKERS.

>> James: I'VE HAD EVERYONE HERE WRITE

>> 詹姆斯。 我已經讓這裡的每一個人都寫了

DOWN THE CRAZIEST, KOOKIEST, MOST BONKERS THINGS THEY CAN

最瘋狂，最古怪，最無聊的事情，他們可以。

THINK OF FOR ME TO DO.

想到為我做。

AND AS LONG AS IT CAN BE DONE WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THE

只要在《公約》的範圍內能做到這一點。

STUDIO AND IS CRAZY, KOOKY OR MONDO BONKERS, IT'S FAIR GAME.

工作室，是瘋狂的，古古怪怪的或蒙多邦克人，這是公平的遊戲。

WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS THIS WEEK,

我們一直在努力在這一週。

I'M EXCITED TO SEE WHAT YOU NUTS HAVE COOKED UP.

我很想看看你們這些笨蛋都做了什麼。

LET'S GIVE IT A SPIN!

讓我們來轉一轉吧!

>> LET'S GET COOUKY.

>> 讓我們得到COOUKY。

>> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT.

>> 詹姆斯。 讓我們來看看，看看我們得到了什麼。

OKAY.

好的。

"EAT A CHIP."

"吃薯片"

OKAY.

好的。

A LITTLE SOFT, BUT HEY, I'M ON A DIET.

有點軟，但嘿，我對飲食。

I HAVEN'T HAD A CHIP AND I CAN SEE HOW ME EATING A

我還沒吃過薯片，我知道我怎麼會吃薯片。

CHIP MIGHT BE CONSIDERED CRAZY.

芯片可能被認為是瘋狂的。

SURE, I'LL DO IT.

當然，我會做到這一點。

THERE WE GO.

我們去那裡。

ATE A CHIP.

吃了一個芯片。

>> WASN'T THAT CRAZY?

>> 是不是很瘋狂？

>> James: WELL, THAT DID TASTE GOOD.

>> 詹姆斯。 好吧，那確實味道不錯。

HOPEFULLY SOMEBODY ELSE GOT A LITTLE MORE CREATIVE.

希望有人能更有創意。

LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

讓我們來看看。

>> LET'S GET KOOKY.

>> 讓我們去古古怪怪的。

>> James: ALL RIGHT LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT.

>> 詹姆斯。 好吧，讓我們來看看我們已經得到了什麼。

"THINK OF A BIRD."

"想一隻鳥。"

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

你一定是在開玩笑。

THINK OF A BIRD.

想到一隻鳥。

>> WASN'T THAT CRAZY?

>> 是不是很瘋狂？

>> James: I NEVER THOUGHT OF ANY BIRD -- GUYS, THIS IS

>> 詹姆斯： 我從來沒有想過 任何鳥 - 夥計們，這是

CORDEN'S WORD OF CRAZY WHEEL OF KOOKY CRAZINESS AND

CORDEN'S WORD OF CRAZY WHEELLE OF KOOKY CRAZINESS AND AND

MONDO BONKERS!" TIM WHAT MADE I THINK IT WAS

MONDO BONKERS！"TIM什麼讓我覺得它是

GOOD RATHER BOMPGERS?

好比BOMPGERS？

NOT MONDO BONKERS.

不是MONDO BONKERS。

>> IT'S BEEN A BELONG YEAR.

>> 已經過了一年了。

>> James: I'M SPINNING AGAIN.

>> 詹姆斯。 我又在轉圈了。

>> LET'■S GET KOOKY.

>> 讓我們去古古怪怪的。

>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT THIS ONE IS.

>> 詹姆斯。 好吧，讓我們來看看這一個是什麼。

IT'S GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE.

這將是一個很好的一個。

THAT'S GOT SUSAN WRITTEN ALL OVER IT, IS THAT YOU SUSAN?

那上面寫著Susan，是你嗎Susan？

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> James: IN WHAT UNIVERSE WOULD THIS BE CONSIDERED KOOKY

>> 詹姆斯。 在什麼樣的世界裡，這被認為是古古怪怪的。

CRAZY MONDO BONKERS?

瘋狂的MONDO BONKERS？

>> I JUST THOUGHT OF YOU.

>> 我只是想到了你。

>> James: I'VE ASKED FOR CRAZY KOOKY OR, SAY WITH IT ME,

>> 詹姆斯。 我已經問了瘋狂的古奇或，說與它我。

MONDO BONKERS.

MONDO BONKERS。

COME ON SUSAN.

來吧，蘇珊。

>> IT WAS CRAZY!

>> 它是瘋狂的！

>> James: DON'T PLAY THE SOUNDS UNLESS YOU'VE GOT

>> 詹姆斯： 除非你有足夠的能力，否則不要播放這些聲音

SOMETHING CRAZY KOOKY OR MONDO BONKERS.

一些瘋狂的古古怪怪的東西，或者是Mondo BONKERS。

OKAY, SPIN AGAIN.

好吧，再轉一圈。

>> LET'S GET KOOKY.

>> 讓我們去古古怪怪的。

>> James: IF THIS DOESN'T RESULT IN ME HAVING TO DO

>> 詹姆斯。 如果這沒有導致我必須做的，

SOMETHING THAT IS EITHER CRAZY OR KOOKY, THERE'S GOING TO BE

一些既瘋狂又古怪的東西，一定會有的。

HELL TO PAY.

地獄支付。

I DON'T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU COULD BE MONDO BONKERS IF YOU TRIED.

我不相信你們其中一個能成為蒙多邦克，如果你們嘗試過的話。

OKAY LET'S SEE WHAT IT SAYS.

好吧，讓我們看看它說什麼。

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING BETWEEN FIE FIND A CUP AND END A

一定有什麼東西在FIE找到一個杯子和結束一個之間。

HUMAN LIFE, THAT'S INSANE.

人類的生命，這是瘋狂的。

WHO PUT THIS IN, WHO'S THIS?

誰把這個在，誰是這個？

JOEL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

喬爾，你怎麼了？

>> YOU WANTED BONKERS, I'M GIVING YOU BONKERS.

>> 你要骨架，我就給你骨架。

>> James: NO, I DIDN'T WANT BONKERS, I WANTED MONDO BONKERS,

>> James: 不，我不想要BONKERS， 我想蒙多BONKERS。

THAT'S BEYOND BONKERS.

這不是BONKERS。

THAT'S A CRIME.

這是一個犯罪。

YOU'RE CRAZY FOR EVEN THINKING THAT WAS OKAY.

你瘋了，甚至認為那是好的。

>> CRAZY.

>> 瘋了。

>> James: STOP IT, THIS GAME IS OVER.

>> 詹姆斯。 停止，這個遊戲已經結束了。

LOOK AT THAT, THINK OF A BIRD, FIND A CUP, EAT A CHIP, END A

看看這個，想一隻鳥，找一個杯子，吃一塊薯片，結束一個。

HUMAN LIFE!

人類的生命！

WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE HERE?

我們在這裡還有什麼？

WHAT DOES THAT SAY?

這說明了什麼？

BITE THE HEAD OFF A FISH.

把魚頭咬掉

IS THAT YOU AGAIN JOEL?

又是你嗎，喬爾？

>> YOU KNOW IT IS BABY.

>> 你知道它是寶貝。

>> James: THAT'S WILD AND CREEPY.

>> 詹姆斯。 那是狂野的和可愛的。

WHERE DO WE GET A FISH?

我們在哪裡可以得到一條魚？

>> BRIAN HAS A FISH.

>> BRIAN有一條魚。

>> James: A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T FEEL SAFE AROUND YOU

>> 詹姆斯。 很多人在你身邊不覺得安全。

MORE YOUR SPEED.

更多你的速度。

>> James: NEXT ONE?

>> 詹姆斯。 下一個？

>> TRY THE NEXT ONE.

>> 試試下一個。

>> James: THERE'S SIX SLOTS, 15 PEOPLE IN HERE.

>> 詹姆斯。 有6個名額，15個人在這裡。

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT TO SEE IT.

我甚至不知道我是否想看它。

WHAT DOES IT SAY?

它說了什麼？

OH MY GOD, USE YOUR DESK LIKE A TOILET!

哦，我的上帝，把你的辦公桌當廁所用吧!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YELLOW?

什麼是錯的你黃？

>> BOING, ISN'T THAT -- >> James: YOU DON'T GET TO IS

>> BOING, ISN'T THAT -- >> James: 你沒有得到的是

MAKE THE SOUND.

發出聲音。

THE SOUND COMES FROM THE WHEEL.

聲音來自輪子。

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.

這應該是有趣的。

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUN FOR US, FUN FOR THE VIEWER AND IT'S

我認為這將是對我們的樂趣，對觀眾的樂趣，它的。

BEEN RUINED.

被破壞了。

NONE OF YOU WILL EVER GET TO BE MONDO BONKERS HERE AGAIN OKAY?

你們誰也別想在這裡當蒙多邦克，好嗎？

WE'RE GOING TO GO TO COMMERCIAL.

我們要去商業。

JOEL WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK OUTSIDE, OKAY?

喬爾，我們需要在外面談一談，好嗎？