Name: 五角大樓未能保護國會的行為正成為令人心寒的焦點。 (The Pentagon's Failure To Protect Congress Is Coming Into Chilling Focus)
Uploaded: 2021-03-05T18:20:37.000Z
Duration: 12 min 35 s

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

FOLKS, A LOT HAS CHANGED BECAUSE OF THE ATTACKS ON JANUARY 6:

夥計們，由於1月6日的襲擊事件，很多事情都發生了變化。

AMERICANS, MY UNDERWEAR, AND RISK ASSESSMENT.

美國人，我的內衣，和風險評估。

TODAY WAS A PARTICULARLY TENSE DAY IN WASHINGTON, BECAUSE

今天是華盛頓特別緊張的一天，因為

YESTERDAY, THE CAPITOL POLICE ANNOUNCED THAT THEY HAD OBTAINED

今天，首都警察宣佈，他們已經獲得了... ...

INTELLIGENCE ABOUT A Q-ANON PLOT TO BREACH THE U.S. CAPITOL.

關於Q-Anon計劃入侵美國首都的情報。

REMEMBER WHAT EINSTEIN SAID, "THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS

記得愛因斯坦說過："精神錯亂的定義是... ...

DOING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER BUT EXPECTING DIFFERENT

一遍又一遍地做同樣的事情，但期望得到不同的結果。

BECAUSE THE INAUGURATION USED TO BE ON MARCH 4, ACCORDING TO

因為就職典禮曾經是在3月4日，根據：

Q-SPIRACY THEORISTS, TODAY WAS THE DAY THE FORMER POTUS WOULD

Q-精神理論家們，今天是前總統會的日子

BUT HE WAS RESTORED AS CUSTOMER OF THE MONTH AT THE PALM BEACH

但他被恢復為棕櫚灘的月度客戶。

NOW, WHILE THEY TOOK THESE THREATS SERIOUSLY, FEDERAL

現在，雖然他們認真對待這些威脅，但聯邦政府

OFFICIALS DID DESCRIBE THEM AS MORE "ASPIRATIONAL" THAN

官員們將其描述為比 "有理想 "的人。

WHICH EXPLAINS WHY THE Q-ANON MESSAGE BOARDS WERE FILLED WITH

這就解釋了為什麼Q-Anon留言板上充滿了

INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGES LIKE: "LIVE, LAUGH, LOOT NANCY

鼓舞人心的留言，如："活、笑、樂、南西"。"活、笑、樂、南西

PELOSI'S OFFICE," AND "HANG MIKE PENCE IN THERE, BABY."

PELOSI的辦公室，"把MIKE PENCE掛在那裡，寶貝。"

BUT OUT OF AN ABUNDANCE OF CAUTION, THE HOUSE CANCELED

但出於謹慎起見，房子取消了。

IT'S KIND OF LIKE A DOMESTIC TERRORISM SNOW DAY.

這有點像一個國內恐怖活動的雪天。

AND I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY WANT TO BE EXTRA CAUTIOUS.

我明白他們為什麼要特別小心翼翼。

WE'RE LEARNING MORE ABOUT THE TROUBLING FAILURE TO PROTECT

我們正在瞭解更多關於保護失敗的麻煩。

FOR INSTANCE, YESTERDAY, THE COMMANDER OF THE D.C. NATIONAL

今天，華盛頓特區國民軍司令官暫時

GUARD TESTIFIED BEFORE THE SENATE ABOUT WHAT DELAYED HIS

守衛在參議院作證，說明了什麼原因使他延後了他的

>> AT 1:49 P.M., I RECEIVED A FRANTIC CALL FROM THE CHIEF OF

>> 下午1點49分，我接到了局長的電話，他說："我是來找你的。

IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT 1:49 CALL, I ALERTED THE U.S. ARMY

1點49分的電話後，我立即通知了美國陸軍。

THE APPROVAL FOR THE CHIEF'S REQUEST WOULD EVENTUALLY COME

FROM THE ACTING SECRETARY OF DEFENSE AND BE RELAYED TO ME BY

由代理國防部發出，並由代理國防部轉交給我。

>> Stephen: THE PENTAGON DIDN'T SEND HELP FOR THREE HOURS AND 19

>> 史蒂芬：五角星在三小時19分鐘內沒有送來幫助。

WHEN THE CALL FOR HELP CAME IN, HAD THE JOINT CHIEFS JUST

當接到求助電話時，聯合酋長們是否已經完成了任務？

PRESSED PLAY ON "THE IRISHMAN?" "WHO'S CALLING?

"愛爾蘭人 "的重播？"WHO'S CALLING？

I WANT TO SEE YOUNG JOE PESCI!" AND I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE A

我想看看年輕的喬-佩西！"我被告知，我們有一個。

IF YOU LOST THE KEYS TO YOUR AIRCRAFT CARRIER, PRESS ONE.

如果你丟失了飛機運輸機的鑰匙，請按一。

IF THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PRESS TWO, AND HELP WILL BE SENT IN

如果這是一個緊急情況，按二，和幫助將被送入。

>> Stephen: ONE THING HAS BEEN SWIFT, AND THAT'S JUSTICE FOR

>> 史蒂芬: 有一件事是SWIFT的，那就是正義的。

I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S "SEDITIONIST ROUND-UP

我將為您提供今晚 "保守主義者綜述 "的最新內容。

>> Stephen: FIRST UP, REMEMBER THIS INSURRECTIONIST IDIOT, WHO

>> Stephen:首先，請記住這個保險業的白痴，他

PUT HIS FEET UP IN NANCY PELOSI'S OFFICE?

把他的腳伸進南希-佩洛西的辦公室？

HE'S A SELF-DESCRIBED WHITE NATIONALIST NAMED RICHARD "BIGO"

他是一個自稱是白人民族主義者的人，叫理查德-"比戈"

"BIG O" BECAUSE "TOTAL ZERO" WAS ALREADY TAKEN.

"大O"，因為 "完全零 "已經被拿走了。

AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT FROM A GUY WHO BRAGGED ON CAMERA ABOUT HIS

一個在鏡頭前吹噓自己的人，你可能會想到。

AND AT A COURT DATE TODAY, HE SHOWED TRUE CONTRITION ABOUT THE

而在今天的法庭上，他表現出了真實的承諾，關於這一點。

JUST KIDDING, HE CRIED LIKE A BIGO BABY, YELLING, "THEY'RE

開個玩笑，他哭得像個小嬰兒，大喊："他們是... ...

THEY'RE LETTING EVERYONE ELSE OUT," INSISTING THAT "IT'S NOT

他們在放任別人，"堅持認為 "這不是。

FAIR" THAT HE IS STILL IN JAIL AND SAYING "THIS HAS BEEN A

公平"，他仍然在監獄裡，並說："這是一

THE "BUNCH OF CRAP" WAS SMEARED ON THE WALLS OF CONGRESS, AND

"一堆垃圾 "被塗抹在國會的牆壁上，並且。

TURNS OUT CHIEF DISTRICT JUDGE BERYL HOWELL USED TO WORK IN THE

原來首席地方法官BERYL HOWELL曾在美國加州大學工作。

CAPITOL ON THE SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE, SO SHE MAY HAVE BEEN

在參議院司法委員會的首都，所以她可能已經被。

MORE OFFENDED BY THE ASSAULT THAN OTHERS.

THAT'S LIKE THE KOOL AID MAN ON TRIAL FOR DESTRUCTION OF

這就像那個因毀壞房屋而受審的 "酷愛 "男子一樣。

NEXT UP IN THE CORRAL OF CONSEQUENCES, QANON SHAMAN AND

下一個是 "後果"，卡農巫師和 "卡農"。

MAN ON THE ENDANGERED DUMBASS LIST, JACOB CHANSLEY.

瀕臨滅絕的笨蛋名單上的人，賈科布-錢斯利。

CHANSLEY'S BEEN IN FEDERAL CUSTODY SINCE JANUARY, AND

陳士禮從1月起就被聯邦監禁了，而且

WOW, IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A GLOW-DOWN?

哇，有這麼個東西叫 "發光 "嗎？

IT'S LIKE FINDING OUT ATILLA THE HUN WAS ACTUALLY ATTILA

就像發現匈奴王阿提拉實際上是阿提拉一樣

CHANSLEY GAVE AN INTERVIEW FROM JAIL TO THE NEW NEWS PROGRAM "60

陳思禮在獄中接受了新聞節目《60》的採訪。

MINUTES+," ON AMERICA'S BELOVED STREAMING SERVICE: "PARAMOUNT+."

分鐘+，"在美國最受歡迎的 串流服務。"PARAMOUNT+。"

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