Emma!

艾瑪！

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

You guys are alive.

你們還活著。

You actually alive?

你真的還活著？

Thank God.

謝天謝地

I hid in a drainpipe for days, Like three or four.

我在排水管裡躲了好幾天，大概三四天。

I don't even know how many.

我甚至不知道有多少。

And then I stopped hearing people and I started hearing growling noises out there in your travels.

然後我就聽不到人聲了，我開始在你的旅行中聽到外面的咆哮聲。

Did you see anything that you would describe as apocalypse dish?

你有沒有看到什麼你會形容為天啟菜？

No, but I would say it's completely obvious what's what's going on here.

不，但我想說，這是完全明顯的 什麼是什麼是怎麼回事。

I mean, it's a zombie invasion.

我的意思是，這是一個殭屍入侵。

Fuck.

我操

I'm the one who said it.

是我說的

You said Wait a second.

你說等一下

You haven't been proven right.

你還沒有被證明是對的。

These are still just a theory.

這些還只是一種理論。

Honestly, I'm just so relieved that you guys are here, and I'm very happy about the idea of sleeping and retired General.

說實話，你們來了，我就放心了，睡覺和退役將軍的想法，我很開心。

Yeah, if you wanna take a little rest, you're welcome to do that.

是啊，如果你想休息一下，歡迎你這樣做。

Upstairs.

樓上。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Thanks.

謝謝你

Thanks, guys.

謝謝，夥計們。

Seriously, You're awesome.

說真的，你真棒。

Brilliant.

輝煌。

You're awesome.

你真厲害

So fucking tight.

真他媽的緊。

We'll be right out here.

我們馬上就來

Okay?

好嗎？

Are you guys doing out here?

你們在這裡幹什麼？

Here's what I think we should do.

我認為我們應該這樣做。

She's British, right?

她是英國人，對吧？

She's used to eating shitty food.

她吃慣了低劣的食物。

Anyway, let's just give her all the shitty food that we don't want.

反正，我們就把不要的低劣食物都給她吃吧。

That's fucked up.

這是性交了。

Look how tiny she is.

看她多小。

She's not even a full seven.

她還沒滿七歲呢

She's like half a seven.

她就像半個七。

This is a fucking cool thing, man.

這是一個他媽的很酷的事情，男人。

I, for one, am very excited.

我，我很興奮。

I'm a massive Harry Potter fan.

我是哈利波特的忠實粉絲。

What?

什麼？

Yes, I love fucking Harry Potter.

是的，我喜歡他媽的哈利波特。

I cannot wait till she wakes up.

我不能等到她醒來。

I can ask her all these amazing question about how they made those motion pictures.

我可以問她所有這些驚人的問題，關於他們是如何製作這些電影的。

Take it easy, Dumbledore.

別緊張，鄧布利多

Guys, listen.

夥計們，聽。

Listen.

聽好了

I think we need to address the elephant in the room.

我認為我們需要解決房間裡的大象。

You don't talk about listen fucked up.

你不說聽性交了。

I'm right here.

我就在這裡。

I'm not calling Craig an elephant.

我不是說克雷格是大象。

Yeah.

是啊。

Wow.

哇哦

Fucking not weird.

他媽的不奇怪。

Yeah.

是啊。

No, that's racist.

不，那是種族主義者。

I wasn't referring to him.

我不是指他。

I was referring to the issue that's on all of our minds.

我指的是我們大家都在思考的問題。

What?

什麼？

This is This is one girl in the house with six males.

這是... ...這是一個女孩在家裡，有六個男性。

Really safe.

真的很安全。

Ideal scenario.

理想的情況。

She's like a little sister.

她就像一個小妹妹。

I think that she needs It's important that she feels safe and comfortable, and we should be mindful.

我覺得她需要 她感到安全和舒適很重要，我們應該注意。

Who's making enough?

誰賺夠了？

I'll say.

我會說。

Well, I'm just saying we should We don't want to give up a bad vibe.

好吧，我只是說我們應該 我們不想放棄一個不好的氛圍。

Bye, guys.

再見，夥計們。

I'm not enough.

我還不夠。

Wait.

等一下

What kind of vibes are you talking about?

你說的是什麼樣的氛圍？

He's talking about us giving off a rape vibe.

他說的是我們給人一種被強姦的感覺。

Wo j J What the fuck, man?

搞什麼鬼，夥計？

Chill out.

冷靜下來。

Putting that shit in the mix, man.

把那東西放在一起，夥計。

Fucking said you're the one saying no one here is thinking about raping anyone.

該死的說是你說這裡沒有人想強姦任何人。

Well, you're talking about vibes is the only thing that's raping going on right now.

好吧，你說的氛圍是唯一的東西，現在正在饒舌。

Nothing was raped until you brought up the rape vibe.

在你提起強姦的氛圍之前，什麼都沒有被強姦。

One who smelt it dealt it.

一個人聞到了它的味道，就會處理它。

Dog.

犬。

True That dude.

是的，那個傢伙。

One who's denies that supplies it.

一個人的否認，供應它。

I know it's farts.

我知道是屁。

I get it.

我明白了。

Guys, Guys, guys.

夥計們，夥計們，夥計們。

Jason Rae, P She couldn't wait before you probably could.

傑森-雷，P她等不及了，你大概可以。

Maybe we should just stop this entire conversation right now.

也許我們應該停止這整個談話，現在。

If anyone's going to rape anyone here, it's probably gonna be dead.

如果有人要在這裡強姦任何人，那可能是死了。

What the fuck, Franco?

搞什麼鬼 弗朗科? What the fuck, Franco?

What do you think I'm gonna rape somebody?

你以為我會強姦別人嗎？

I'm just trying to lay it out there.

我只是想把它擺在那裡。

I'm not going to rape anyone.

我不會強姦任何人。

Alright, If anyone's gonna rape somebody, it's j.

好吧，如果有人要去強姦別人，這是J。

He wiped the rape idea in his face.

他把強姦的想法抹在臉上。

Looks like the police sketch of a fucking right through.

看上去像警察的素描一樣，是個該死的直通車。

What the fuck does that mean?

這他媽的是什麼意思？

If anybody's raping Emma Watson, it's fucking served as a lot of she'll wake the fuck up.

如果有人強姦艾瑪-沃特森，那就他媽起到了很大的作用，她會醒過來的。

Wait.

等一下

What's wrong?

怎麼了？

What's wrong?

怎麼了？

I just heard you guys talking about which one he was gonna get to rape me.

我剛剛聽到你們在討論他要找哪一個來強姦我。

I got it.

我知道了

I got it.

我知道了

It's funny.

這很有趣。

It's funny.

這很有趣。

We're specifically talking about not raping.

我們具體說的是不要強姦。

Oh.

哦。

Mm, yeah.

嗯，是的。