I LOVE THIS.

我喜歡這個。

WHY ARE WE ALL DRESSED UP?

為什麼我們都盛裝打扮？

I LOVE WHAT'S HAPPENING.

我喜歡發生的事情。

>> ARE YOU SITTING THERE, JAMES HILARIOUS, I WAS JUST TOLD THIS

>> 你坐在那裡，詹姆斯-希拉里奧斯，我只是被告知這一點。

IS MY 10th APPEARANCE ON THE SHOW AND I AM OVER THE MOON.

這是我第10次出現在節目中，我很高興。

THE BIG ONE-ZERO FOR ME.

我的大一零。

I CAN'T WAIT FOR WHAT SURPRISES YOU ARE.

我迫不及待地想知道你有什麼驚喜。

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

謝謝你，謝謝你。

>> James: HOW DOES IT FEEL YOUR 10th APPEARANCE?

>> James: 第十次出場感覺如何？

>> I FEEL LIKE IT'S HOME, IT'S CHEERS, YOU GOT A BEER FOR ME,

>> 我感覺就像回家了，這是歡呼聲，你給我拿了一瓶啤酒。

YOUR NORMAL SEAT.

你的正常座位。

I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT SURPRISES YOU AND REGGIE HAVE

我迫不及待地想知道你和REGGIE有什麼驚喜了

DONE, WHAT KIND OF GIFTS, DO I GET A JACKET WITH A 10 ON IT OR

完成了，什麼類型的禮物，我得到一個10的外套，或。

SOMETHING?

什麼東西？

>> James: ALL OF THAT.

>> 詹姆斯。 所有這些。

ALL OF THAT.

所有的一切。

>> JAMES A LOT OF MEMORIES.

>> JAMES A LOT OF MEMORIES.

LOT OF MEMORIES.

很多的記憶。

>> James: I TELL YOU WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE COUCH WITH SOME

>> 詹姆斯。 我告訴你你和一些人在教練席上的情況。

PRETTY INCREDIBLE GUESTS.

漂亮的不可思議的客人。

HERE YOU ARE WITH JESSICA ALBA.

Here you are with JESSICA ALBA. - Here you are with JESSICA ALBA.

THAT WAS FUN.

這很有趣。

WE CALLED YOUR OFFICES OF THE HONEST GROUP.

我們打電話給你們誠實集團的辦公室。

HERE YOU ARE -- >> JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES, DO

你在這裡 - >> 詹姆斯詹姆斯詹姆斯詹姆斯，做

YOU REMEMBER WHEN JEFF CALVIN AND I WROTE THE SHOW?

你還記得傑夫-卡爾文和我寫的節目嗎？

>> James: YES.

>> 詹姆斯。 是的。

>> WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT?

>> 你還有什麼？

>> James: THIS IS YOU CHRIS O'DOWD AND --

>> 詹姆斯。 這是你克里斯-奧道德和 --

>> AND LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT JUST A COUPLE OF YEARS LATER I

>> 他們不知道，幾年後，我才知道。

WOULD BE ON MY 10th EPISODE ON THE "LATE LATE SHOW."

會在我的第10期節目中出現在 "遲來的晚間秀 "上。

>>> James: THIS IS YOU AND JULIA ROBERTS.

>> 詹姆斯，這是你和朱莉婭・羅伯茨。 這是你和朱莉婭-羅伯茨。

>> WE WERE ALL LAUGHING AT THAT BIG FART YOU HAD ON-AIR!

>> 我們都在笑你在廣播裡放的那個大屁！

>> James: OKAY.

>> 詹姆斯。 好的。

HERE WITH REALLY GLAMOROUS WOMEN, CHRIS JENER, THERE ARE

在這裡，與真正迷人的女人，克里斯-傑納，有。

VERY FEW GUESTS THAT WE HAVE ON THE SHOW WHO WE FEEL LIKE WE

我們在節目中的極少數嘉賓，我們覺得自己是個很好的人。

COMPARE THEM WITH ANYBODY AND THEY WILL ALWAYS BE A GREAT

將他們與任何人相比，他們永遠是一個偉大的。

GUEST.

嘉賓：

THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN HERE TEN TIMES.

這就是為什麼你來這裡十次了。

I MEAN THAT, YOU'RE A TERRIFIC PARENT WITH ANYBODY.

我的意思是，你是一個可怕的家長與任何人。

YOU REALLY ARE.

你真的是。

>> NAME ONE THING I'VE EVER DONE ON THAT SHOW.

>> 說出我在那個節目上做過的一件事。

>> James: WE'VE DONE ALL THOSE GREAT CHATS.

>> 詹姆斯。 我們已經做了所有這些偉大的哈拉。

>> THERE'S SO MANY GOOD MOMENTS, JUST NAME ONE OF THEM.

>> 有這麼多的好時機，只是說出其中的一個。

>> James: LOTS OF GOOD THING.

>> 詹姆斯。 很多好東西。

SO MANY GOOD MOMENTS.

這麼多好的時刻。

>> HIT ME WITH ONE.

>> 用一個打我。

GIVE ME A CUP OF COFFEE A LITTLE SIP, REMEMBER THAT TIME IT WAS

給我一杯咖啡，喝一口，記住那時候的事

ME JESSICA JESSICA AL BBA AND NA ANYTHING.

我傑西卡傑西卡AL BBA和NA任何事情。

>> James: THAT'S WHAT ITS WAS ABOUT.

>> 詹姆斯。 這就是我的目的。

IT WAS A GREAT TIME!

這是一個偉大的時代！

>> DO YOU REALLY NOT REMEMBER -- I'M SO SORRY, I WASN'T PREPARED

>> 你真的不記得 -- 我很抱歉，我沒有做好準備

FOR THIS.

對於這個。

DO YOU NOT -- DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ONE MOMENT OF ME BEING

你不... 你不記得我有一刻是...

ON THE SNOW WITH YOU?

和你一起在雪地上？

>> James: I DO, I REMEMBER LOADS.

>> 詹姆斯。 我做的，我記得很多。

>> JUST NAME IT THE GOOD, I FEEL SO STUPID.

>> 給它起個好名字吧，我覺得好傻。

NAME THAT ONE JAMES ME JULIA ROBERTS DOING ANYTHING, ANYTHING

給那個名字，詹姆斯-我朱莉婭-羅伯茨做任何事情，任何事情。

TEN TIMES.

十次。

>> James: YOU HAD THAT STORY ABOUT A PAIR OF SHOES?

>> James: 你有那雙鞋的故事嗎？

>> THAT WAS DENZEL WASHINGTON MAN, TALKING ABOUT A PAIR OF

>> "那是丹澤爾-華盛頓的人，他在談論一雙鞋。

SHOES.

鞋子：

>> James: BUT I ALWAYS PLIX YOU TWO UP.

>> 詹姆斯。 但我總是會給你兩塊錢。

>> -- MIX YOU TWO UP.

-- 把你們兩個混在一起。

>> DON'T BELIEVE IT!

>> 不要相信它！

THIS IS INSANE!

這是瘋狂的！

TEN TIMES!

十次！

TEN TIMES, MAN, THAT'S A LOT OF MY LIFE I CAN'T GET BACK.

十次，夥計，這是很多我的生活，我不能回去。

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FRIEND OF MINE.

我以為你是我的朋友。

>> James: I THOUGHT THAT TOO.

>> 詹姆斯。 我也是這麼想的。

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

我以為我們是朋友。

>> I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU.

>> 我會讓你更容易。

OKAY?

好嗎？

THIS IS EASY.

這是很容易的。

I ANSWERED A TON OF REGGIE'S QUESTIONS, I ANSWER THEM

我回答了很多REGGIE的問題，我回答了他們。

BASICALLY THE SAME WAY EVERY TIME.

基本上每次都是一樣的方式。

NAME THE WAY THAT I ANSWER THEM, THAT'S EASY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO

說出我回答問題的方式，這很容易，你不需要。

REMEMBER WHAT I SAY BUT HOW DO I ANSWER THEM?

記住我說的話，但我怎麼回答他們？

IS IT SHORT SENTENCES OR WHAT DO I DO USUALLY?

是短句還是我通常要做什麼？

>> James: REPLICA.

>> 詹姆斯。 REPLICA.

>> IT'S -- WAIT.

>> 它的 - 等待。

TEN TIMES, STUPID.

十次，愚蠢的。

HELLO?

你好？

>> James: HI BEN.

>> 詹姆斯。 HI BEN.

>> THIS IS SO -- WHAT QUESTIONS DO YOU HAVE?

>> 這是 -- 你有什麼問題？

WHAT QUESTIONS DO YOU HAVE?

你有什麼問題？

GO, ASK ME A STUPID QUESTION.

去，問我一個愚蠢的問題。

THIS IS INSANE TEN TIMES JAMES THAT MEANS TEN TIMES WE'VE HUNG

這是瘋狂的十次詹姆斯，這意味著十次我們已經掛了。

OUT.

出。

WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR EVERY EPISODE I'VE BEEN ON.

我最喜歡的顏色是什麼 每一集我都有。

>> James: IT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR I KNOW IT IS --

>> James: 我知道這是你最喜歡的顏色 --

>> JAMES, EVERY ANIMATED COLOR I'VE --

>> 詹姆斯，每一個動畫的顏色，我已經 -

>> James: BLUE.

>> 詹姆斯。 藍色。

>> MY MAN, MY ABSOLUTE MAN!

>> 我的男人，我絕對的男人！

>> James: I KNEW IT, SEE?

>> 詹姆斯。 我知道，看到了嗎？

NOBODY COULD GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT WRONG.

沒有人可以得到這樣的錯誤。

BECAUSE WE HANG OUTS.

因為我們不在一起。

WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR.

什麼是我最喜歡的顏色：

>> PURPLE BABY!

>> 紫色的寶貝!

>> James: IDIOT, HE'S AN IDIOT.

>> 詹姆斯。 傻子，他是個傻子。

TEN TIMES YOU'VE BEEN HERE!

你來過這裡十次了！

TEN TIMES!

十次！

NOTHING, IT'S ALL ON ME.

什麼都沒有，這一切都在我身上。

YOU'RE THE HOST.

你是主持人。

WHEN'S MY TURN?

什麼時候輪到我？

WHEN DO I GET TO BE ... THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

我什麼時候才能... ...這就是問題所在。

>> I DON'T ASK YOU ANY QUESTIONS.

>> 我不問你任何問題。

>> James: ZERO.

>> 詹姆斯。 零。

>> YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU RIGHT NOW?

>> 你介意我現在問你嗎？

I ASK YOU ONE NOW, IS THAT OKAY?

我現在問你一個問題，可以嗎？

MAY I?

我可以嗎？

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR JAMES.

什麼是你最喜歡的顏色詹姆斯：

>> James: IDIOT.

>> 詹姆斯。 傻子。

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.

你知道那是什麼。

IT IS SAME AS YOURS, IT'S BLUE, SEE?

它和你的一樣，是藍色的，看到了嗎？

BLUE BABY!

藍色的寶貝！

>> THERE YOU GO!

>> 你來了！

HEY -- >> James: YOU KNOW WHAT I'D

嘿 -- >> 詹姆斯。 你知道我會

LOVE TO DO NOW?

喜歡現在做？

>> >> GO TO A COMMERCIAL PROBABLY

>> >> 去一個商業可能的

BECAUSE THIS TOOK WAY TOO LONG FOR A FIRST SEGMENT?

因為這花了太多時間的第一部分？

>> James: NO, I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT FLORA AND ULYSSES.

>> 詹姆斯。 不，我想談談弗洛拉和尤利西斯。

>> WHAT A GREAT THING TO DO, TALK ABOUT A CHILDREN'S BOOK.

>> 多麼好的事情，談論一本兒童書籍。

>> James: TELL US.

>> 詹姆斯。 告訴我們。

>> IT STARS THIS WONDERFUL GIRL MATILDA LAWLER, AN INCREDIBLE

>> 它由這個神奇的女孩MATILDA LAWLER主演，一個不可思議的。

ACTRESS, SHE'S ALREADY BEEN IN A TONY-WINNING PLAY AND I HAVE NOT

女演員，她已經出演了一部能得獎的劇，而我卻沒有。

BEEN ON BROADWAY.

已經在百老匯。

SHE PLAYS THIS LITTLE GIRL WHO FINDS THIS SQUIRREL, I LOOK

她扮演這個小姑娘，她發現了這隻小鳥，我看看

SUPER-DAD LIKE.

超級奶爸一樣。

IT IS A STORY OF I DON'T KNOW, HIGH JINKS, SQUIRREL SUPER-POWER

這是一個關於我不知道的故事，高難度的玩笑，松鼠超能力的故事。

AND A FAMILY LOVING EACH OTHER.

和一個相愛的家庭。