- Hi - Hi

- 嗨 嗨

- How's it going?

- 進展如何？

- Hi

- 嗨，你好

- Oh my God Melissa we have the craziest story to tell you.

- 哦，我的上帝梅麗莎... ...我們有最瘋狂的故事要告訴你。

- It's clinically insane.

- 這是臨床上的瘋子。

- Oh

- 呵

Is it crazier than the time we-

是不是比我們... ...更瘋狂？

- Okay, this never happened.

- 好吧，這從來沒有發生過。

- What happened?

- 怎麼了？

- Exactly.

- 就是這樣

- No, nothing's crazier than that.

- 不，沒有比這更瘋狂的了。

- I'll never get those screams out of my head.

- 我永遠也忘不了那些尖叫聲。

- Oh okay, well, what's the crazy story?

- 哦，好吧，有什麼瘋狂的故事？

- Well

- 好吧

- Pour us some wine

- 給我們倒酒

- Oh my God, you'll never guess who he ran into.

- 哦，我的上帝，你永遠也猜不到他碰到了誰。

- Who?

- 誰？

- Justin.

- 賈斯汀

- What? Where'd you run into him?

- 你在哪裡碰到他的？你在哪裡碰到他的？

- Outside his house.

- 在他家門口。

- Wait, what?

- 等等，什麼？

- Yeah. We randomly decided to drive by his house

- 是啊，我們隨機決定開車經過他家我們隨機決定開車經過他家

and look inside of the windows and then we ran into Justin.

並看裡面的窗戶 然後我們遇到賈斯汀。

Can you believe it?

你能相信嗎？

- Yeah, I can.

- 是的，我可以。

- Oh my God. It's a sign.

- 哦，我的上帝。這是一個標誌。

- It's a sign.

- 這是一個標誌。

- Sign of what?

- 什麼信號？

- Melissa, do you know how many things the universe

- 梅麗莎，你知道宇宙有多少東西嗎？

had to line up in order for us to run into Justin?

不得不排隊，以便我們碰到賈斯汀?

- Outside his house?

- 在他家門口？

- Melissa, don't be reductive.

- 梅麗莎，不要被歸納。

The universe has divine timing

天時地利人和

and it meant for us to run into Justin

這意味著我們會遇到賈斯汀

- Outside his house.

- 在他家門口。

- Oh my God. This is just like the time

- 哦，我的上帝。這就像時間

we ran into Justin at The Pikey.

我們跑進賈斯汀 在Pikey。

- Oh my God you're right.

- 哦，我的上帝，你是對的。

- He worked at that bar.

- 他在那家酒吧工作。

- Yeah, but he could have been off that day

- 是的，但他那天可能不在現場。

- Or off that time,

- 或關那個時候。

but he wasn't, - But he wasn't.

但他不是，但他不是。

- It was a sign

- 這是一個信號

- It was a sign

- 這是一個信號

- I don't know guys, I think running into someone

- 我不知道，夥計們，我覺得碰到一個人

at their residence or place of work,

在其住所或工作地點；

isn't really a sign from the universe.

並不是真正來自宇宙的信號。

- Oh yeah, well what about the time

- 哦，是啊，那時間呢

we were all talking about how much we hate Troy

我們都在談論我們有多恨特洛伊。

for breaking my heart,

傷了我的心。

and we decided to stake out his house,

我們決定去他家打樁。

then when he came out at 3 AM

然後當他在凌晨3點出來的時候

and we accidentally ran him over

我們不小心把他撞倒了

and we're on our way to bury the evidence.

我們正在去埋葬證據的路上。

we saw his face on his show's billboard off Sunset?

我們看到他的臉在日落大道的廣告牌上？

- That was sign

- 那是招牌

- A total sign

- 一個總的標誌

- Yeah. That was a literal sign.

- 是啊，那是字面意思那是一個字面的標誌。

- Melissa, you need to get realigned with the universe.

- 梅麗莎，你需要得到重新調整 與宇宙。

- Seriously imagine all the signs you're missing

- 認真想象一下，你錯過了所有的跡象

by not being receptive to your highest self.

由不接受你的最高自我。

- I don't know guys,

- 我不知道夥計們。

it sounds like you're just stalking Justin

這聽起來像你只是跟蹤賈斯汀。

and making it some meaningful experience when he's there.

並使其成為一些有意義的經驗，當他在那裡。

- What'd you say Melissa?

- 你說什麼，梅麗莎？

- You're seriously holding that limiting belief Melissa?

- 你真的持有限制性的信念梅麗莎？

- I don't really like the negative energy

- 我真的不喜歡負能量

that you're bringing Melissa.

你要帶梅麗莎來

- Your vibes are so low

- 你的氣場太低了

they're off the emotional guidance scale Melissa.

他們是關閉的情感指導規模梅麗莎。

- Oh, I don't know, I just feel like,

- 哦，我不知道，我只是覺得像。

after what happened to Troy,

發生在特洛伊的事情之後。

- Oh, what happened to Troy, Michelle?

- 哦，特洛伊怎麼了，米歇爾？

- Nothing happened to Troy, Anna.

- 特洛伊沒出事 安娜

- That's what I thought Michelle.

- 我也是這麼想的，米歇爾

- Well you're right Anna.

- 嗯，你是對的，安娜。

- It's a sign, Michelle.

- 這是個信號，米歇爾

- A total sign.

- 一個總的標誌。

- So I guess we'll just bury her next Troy?

- 所以我想我們就把她埋在下一個特洛伊？

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

I'm running out of space in here.

我這裡的空間不夠用了。

- Oh my God.

- 哦，我的上帝。

- What?

- 什麼？

- Do you think it's a sign you need a bigger place?

- 你覺得這是不是說明你需要一個更大的地方？

- Oh my God it's a sign.

- 哦，我的上帝，這是一個標誌。

- Oh my God it's a sign.

- 哦，我的上帝，這是一個標誌。

(clapping)

（鼓掌）

All right, I'll get her limbs?

好吧，我去拿她的四肢?

I'm Anna Akana, and thank you to the Patreons

我是安娜-阿卡納，感謝各位贊助人。

who supported today's video.

誰支持今天的視頻。

And of course, thank you always to Daddy Squarespace

當然，也要永遠感謝Squarespace爸爸。

for stalking today's episode.

為跟蹤今天的情節。

From websites and online stores

來自網站和網上商店

to marketing tools and analytics,

到營銷工具和分析。

Daddy Squarespace is the all-in-one platform

Daddy Squarespace是一個一體化的平臺

to build a beautiful online presence and run your business.

以建立一個美麗的網上存在和經營你的業務。

With Squarespace you can stalk your visits

有了Squarespace，你可以跟蹤你的訪問

unique visitors and page views over time,

隨著時間的推移，獨特的訪問者和頁面瀏覽量。

as well as gain insights into the top traffic sources,

以及深入瞭解頂級流量來源。

products and browsers by visits.

產品和瀏覽器通過訪問。

Plus you can authenticate all of your social profiles

另外，您還可以驗證您所有的社交資料。

and auto-post your content to Twitter, Facebook, or Tumblr.

並將您的內容自動發佈到Twitter、Facebook或Tumblr。

And don't worry, you own everything that you post

你放心，你發的所有東西都是你的

on Daddy Squarespace.

在爸爸廣場空間上。

What more could you want? Its a sign.

你還想要什麼？這是一個標誌