- Baby wants Snickers and mustard!

- 寶寶要吃士力架和芥末醬！

- If this baby pops out now because it gets mad at me...

- 如果這個孩子因為生我的氣而跳出來... ...

- [Sarah] You feed them through this hole.

- [薩拉]你通過這個洞餵它們。

- Well, I'll be happy, 'cause then the baby's out.

- 好吧，我會很高興的，因為孩子已經出來了。

(Sarah murmurs playfully)

(莎拉俏皮地喃喃自語)

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- Hi, I'm Sarah.

- 嗨，我是莎拉。

I'm a video producer with Buzzfeed and I'm pregnant.

我是Buzzfeed的視頻製作人，我懷孕了。

I've asked my pregnant coworker, Cheska...

我問過我懷孕的同事Cheska... ...

- Hey, I'm Cheska, and I'm in my third trimester.

- 嘿，我是切斯卡，我已經懷孕三個月了。

- To try weird pregnancy cravings

- 要嘗試奇怪的懷孕渴望

that we found on the internet.

我們在互聯網上找到的。

Thanks internet.

謝謝互聯網。

- Ever since I got pregnant,

- 自從我懷孕後

I have thought about food differently,

我對食物的想法已經不同了。

only because I'm just paranoid about

只因為我只是偏執地認為

what to eat and what not to eat.

該吃什麼，不該吃什麼。

Sushi's not safe for pregnant women.

孕婦吃壽司不安全

I miss sushi a lot, actually.

其實我很想念壽司。

The first... (groans)

第一個...（呻吟）

- When you're pregnant, it's almost like every meal,

- 懷孕的時候，幾乎每頓飯都要吃。

you're at a Michelin star restaurant, okay?

你在一個米其林星級餐廳，好嗎？

Food tastes that good.

食物的味道那麼好。

So I'm really interested to see

所以我真的很想看看

what these pregnancy cravings are.

這些懷孕的渴望是什麼。

- I've heard of pickles and peanut butter,

- 我聽說過泡菜和花生醬。

but I'm not too familiar with odd cravings,

但我對奇怪的渴望不太熟悉。

so I don't know.

所以我不知道。

- Before Cheska and I dig in,

- 在我和切斯卡挖地三尺之前

we should talk to BuzzFeed's preeminent mom

我們應該和BuzzFeed的傑出媽媽談談。

and former pregnant person Hannah Williams.

和前懷孕的人漢娜-威廉姆斯。

- Hi, I'm Hannah, and if you've seen any of my videos,

- 嗨，我是漢娜，如果你看過我的任何視頻，

you might have seen me make my family

你可能已經看到我讓我的家人

eat my weird pregnancy cravings, and it was so much fun.

吃我奇怪的懷孕渴望，它是如此的有趣。

Some of the weirdest cravings I've ever had

一些最怪異的渴望，我曾經有

were raw meat and raw dough.

是生肉和生麵糰。

I still don't understand why.

我還是不明白為什麼。

But there are some foods

但也有一些食物

that I did have when I was pregnant

我懷孕的時候

that opened my eyes to stuff that I like to eat.

這讓我看到了我喜歡吃的東西。

- I'm excited to try food. I'm just excited to eat.

- 我很興奮的嘗試食物。我只是很興奮吃。

All right, let's do this.

好了，我們開始吧

(hands slap)

（手掌）

Sauerkraut and pizza.

酸菜和披薩。

I'm looking forward to this.

我很期待這個。

- This isn't something I would choose,

- 這不是我會選擇的東西。

but who knows, maybe I'll like it.

但誰知道呢，也許我會喜歡它。

- Sauerkraut is good on savory things.

- 酸菜是鹹菜的好東西。

Pizza is savory.

披薩是鹹的。

(murmurs approvingly) Yeah, this is good.

是啊，這是很好的。

- It's not nearly as bad as I thought it would be.

- 並沒有我想象中的那麼糟糕。

- It's cheesy.

- 這是俗氣的。

It has a little bit of acidity from the sauerkraut.

它有一點酸菜的酸味。

- It reminds me of sausage on pizza,

- 這讓我想起了披薩上的香腸。

and that's something I would eat, so...

那是我想吃的東西，所以... ...

- It has everything.

- 它擁有一切。

- Since I think I'd actually eat it, I've got to give this

- 因為我覺得我真的會吃，我得給這個

an eight out of ten. - Ten out of ten.

一個八分的十。- 10分

I feel like this should be a thing.

我覺得這應該是一件事。

I feel like this shouldn't be an odd pregnancy craving.

我感覺這應該不是一個奇怪的孕期渴望。

It's not that odd to put sauerkraut on pizza, I don't think.

把酸菜放在披薩上，我想也不是什麼奇怪的事。

- [Sarah] Here we go: pickle sandwich.

- [薩拉]在這裡，我們去： 泡菜三明治。

- You know, sandwiches are sandwiches.

- 你知道，三文治就是三文治。

Some sandwiches are good, some sandwiches are bad.

有些三明治是好的，有些三明治是壞的。

I think I will like it.

我想我會喜歡它。

(toast crunches)

（吐司仰臥起坐）

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- It's not bad, but it's not great.

- 還不錯，但不是很好。

- It's like another vessel for eating the pickle.

- 這就像另一個吃鹹菜的容器。

- I do feel that if you're really into it,

- 我是覺得，如果你真的喜歡。

you would add more pickles.

你會加更多的醃菜。

I just put like two slices; it's not enough.

我只放了兩片，不夠。

- "Pickle sandwich" doesn't sound good to me,

- "泡菜三明治 "在我聽來並不好聽。

but eating it, it's just like, Oh, I like pickles.

但吃它，它只是喜歡， 哦，我喜歡泡菜。

Of course I like a pickle sandwich.

當然，我喜歡泡菜三明治。

I guess this one gets a nine out of ten for me.

我想這個人得到了我的九分。

- Actually, I'd give it a seven.

- 其實，我會給它七分。

The more I eat it, the more I'm like, this is okay.

我越吃越覺得，這個還可以。

- The things you eat, at a certain stage in your pregnancy,

- 你吃的東西，在你懷孕的某個階段。

they start to flavor the placenta.

他們開始對胎盤進行調味。

This experience could make my baby like weird things.

這種經歷可能會讓我的寶寶喜歡上奇怪的東西。

And if that happens, that's on you, internet.

如果發生這種情況，那是你的責任，互聯網。

- Oh, I love Cheetos.

- 哦，我愛奇多斯。

- [Sarah] Flamin' hot Cheeto.

- [Sarah] Flamin' hot Cheeto.

- Strawberry yogurt: good.

- 草莓酸奶：好喝。

I'm not sure about them together.

我不確定他們是否在一起。

- I think I see what's going on here

- 我想我知道是怎麼回事了。

with the salty and sweet.

與鹹甜。

I might not have thought of it, but maybe it's still good.

我可能沒有想到，但也許還是不錯的。

- It might surprise me, so let's see.

- 可能會給我帶來驚喜，讓我們拭目以待吧。

(Cheetos crunch)

（奇多士脆片）

Oh, that's not bad.

哦，那還不錯。

Actually, that's not bad at all.

其實，這一點也不差。

(Sarah murmurs)

（莎拉喃喃自語）

The smell is sweet and salty

味道是甜的，鹹的

with a little bit of spicy Cheeto dust smell.

帶著一點辣味的芝士粉的味道。

- I haven't had flamin' hot Cheetos

- 我還沒吃過熱騰騰的奇多士呢

since I've been pregnant.

自從我懷孕後

- I thought it would be weird,

- 我覺得這樣會很奇怪。

but it's like the sourness of the yogurt

但就像酸奶的酸味一樣

and then the...

然後...

the savoriness, saltiness of the Cheetos.

味道，鹹味的奇多士。

- These two don't sound like they should go together,

- 這兩個人聽起來不像是應該在一起的。

but it helps cut the hot heat in a way that I get.

但它有助於削減我得到的熱度。

- Yeah, I like this a lot, actually.

- 是啊，我很喜歡這個，其實。

(laughs) I was surprised.

(笑)我很驚訝。

- Still not one I would probably get a ton.

- 還是沒有的，我可能會得到一大堆。

So I'm going to give this one a seven out of ten. (crunches)

所以，我要給這個人一個七分的10。（仰臥起坐）

- [Cheska] Sauerkraut and Reese's peanut butter cups.

- [Cheska]酸菜和里斯的花生醬杯。

- I love Reese's peanut butter cups

- 我喜歡里斯的花生醬杯。

and I can't imagine improving them,

我無法想象改善他們。

so I don't know how sauerkraut is going to improve them.

所以我不知道酸菜怎麼改善它們。

You know what I mean? But...

你知道我的意思嗎？但是...

- I don't even know how you would

- 我都不知道你怎麼會

think about this combination.

想想這個組合。

(laughs) I don't want to do it.

(笑)我不想做。

(groans)

（呻吟）

- No.

- 不知道

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

No, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not.

不，不，不，不，不，不。絕對不是。

Absolutely not.

絕對不是。

- They just don't go together.

- 他們只是不在一起。

They're just - they're not friends.

他們只是--他們不是朋友。

- Internet, you made me ruin

- 互聯網，你讓我毀了

a perfectly good Reese's peanut butter cup,

一個完美的好里斯花生醬杯。

and I'm upset about it.

我很不高興

- No.

- 不知道

Still no.

還是沒有。

- I'm gonna give this a two out of ten.

- 我給這個兩分，滿分10分。

- I love chocolate.

- 我喜歡巧克力

- [Sarah] Snickers with yellow mustard.

- [薩拉]士力架與黃芥末。

- It's just one of those things

- 這只是其中的一件事

that I keep eating during my pregnancy,

我在懷孕期間一直吃的。

but I've also just eaten a lot of chocolate.

但我也只是吃了很多巧克力。

- Like right now, if you squint your eyes,

- 就像現在，如果你眯起眼睛。

this could be a hot dog.

這可能是一個熱狗。

It's not.

不是這樣的

It's delicious chocolate and there's mustard on it, so...

這是美味的巧克力，上面還有芥末，所以... ...

- It feels like the chocolate is gonna

- 這感覺就像巧克力要

overpower the mustard.

壓倒了芥末。

I think that's what's going to happen.

我想這就是將要發生的事情。

- Okay. (vocalizes)

- 好的。（發聲）

- I don't like it.

- 我不喜歡它。

- It's fine.

- 沒事的

I could see if you used spicy mustard

如果你用辣味芥末，我就會明白了

that it might give the Snickers a spicy kick.

它可能會給士力架一個辛辣的踢。

- I like mustard in my hot dogs.

- 我喜歡在我的熱狗里加芥末。

I don't like it on my chocolate.

我不喜歡在我的巧克力上塗抹它。

- This is fine, but I probably would prefer

- 這很好，但我可能更喜歡

the Snickers without the mustard,

沒有芥末的士力架

so this gets us six out of ten for me.

所以，這讓我們6個10的我。

- I'm gonna give it a one.

- 我給它一個。

You can change your mind and wipe the mustard off

你可以改變主意，把芥末擦掉。

so you can still have a Snickers bar.

所以你還是可以有一個士力架吧。

I don't know if it's my imagination

我不知道是不是我的想象力問題

but I've been feeling Braxton Hicks contractions.

但我一直覺得布拉克斯頓-希克斯收縮。

I think some of these combinations -

我認為這些組合中的一些 -

not all of them, some of them are really good -

不是所有的，其中一些是真正的好 -

but some these combinations, they just don't sit right.

但有些組合，他們只是不坐的權利。

- Pasta sauce with vanilla pudding on top.

- 意大利麵醬和香草布丁在上面。

I don't understand this one.

我不明白這個問題。

You already have sauce on it.

你已經有醬料了。

Why are you putting another

你為什麼把另一個

sauce-like substance on the pasta?

麵條上的醬狀物？

- Okay, now anything that smells too strong,

- 好了，現在任何氣味太濃的東西。

it makes me a little queasy.

這讓我有點不舒服。

- Going into this mixture, not a lot of faith.

- 進入這個混合物，沒有多少信心。

- I feel like this might be better

- 我覺得這個可能更好

with the pasta, to be honest.

與麵食，說實話。

I just didn't have time to make pasta.

我只是沒有時間做意大利麵。

So I'll just try it as it is.

所以我就照樣試一試。

- No.

- 不知道

It's another no.

這是另一個不。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God. (Cheska spits)

我的天啊(Cheska吐痰)

- I don't like it.

- 我不喜歡它。

- No flavor boost from it, just gross texture.

- 沒有它的味道提升，只是口感毛糙。

- It's soft, and it's liquidy.

- 它是軟的，它是液體的。

- This one has to get a one out of ten,

- 這個要得一百分。

'cause I hate it so much.

因為我太討厭它了

- Yeah. No, that was a zero.

- 是啊，不，那是個零。不，那是一個零。

Kiwis and hot sauce.

獼猴桃和辣醬。

- [Sarah] I like putting hot sauce on things,

- [薩拉]我喜歡把辣醬的東西。

so why not kiwis?

那為什麼不是獼猴桃？

- I love fruits. I grew up around fruits.

- 我喜歡水果。我是在水果周圍長大的。

I just - I love every kind of fruit.

我只是--我喜歡每一種水果。

I think I'll be surprised.

我想我會很驚訝。

(Sarah exclaims)

（莎拉感嘆）

Oh wow.

哦，哇。

I like it.

我喜歡它。

- I know a lot of pregnant people love spicing things up,

- 我知道很多懷孕的人都喜歡加點料。

so this is really - this could be it.

所以這真的是 - 這可能是它。

- Yeah, you already have the citrus thingy of tahini,

- 是啊，你已經有柑橘類的塔希尼。

and then you're just adding a little bit of spice to it.

然後，你只是添加一點點的香料。

- I think this is smart thinking.

- 我認為這是聰明的想法。

Solid execution.

紮實的執行力。

- But you got your fruit, you got your spice.

- 但你有你的水果，你有你的香料。

It's easy to eat.

吃起來很方便。

- So I'm going to give this one an eight out of ten.

- 所以我給這個人打八分。

- Ten out of ten.

- 10分滿分。

Okay, so Ritz crackers, sardines, and blueberries.

好吧，所以麗茲餅乾，沙丁魚和藍莓。

- I hate everything that I'm looking at right now.

- 我討厭我現在看到的一切。

This is wild.

這是野生的。

Whoever came up with this,

不管是誰想出了這個辦法。

I would really like to hear from them

我很想聽聽他們的意見

where the Ritz crackers plus sardines

樂之餅乾加沙丁魚的地方

plus blueberries came from, because

加上藍莓的來歷，因為

I just do not see the genesis.

我只是不明白其中的緣由。

I do not see it.

我沒看到。

- I thought I was past food aversions,

- 我以為我已經過了食物厭惡期。

but the sardine smell is really weird right now, actually.

但沙丁魚的味道現在真的很奇怪，其實。

I usually like sardines,

我通常喜歡吃沙丁魚

but this also might be one of those things

但這也可能是其中之一

where I don't like the smell, but I like it.

在那裡，我不喜歡的氣味，但我喜歡它。

Like stinky tofu or something.

比如臭豆腐什麼的。

(Sarah yelps)

（莎拉叫聲）

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

(Sarah retches)

(Sarah retches)

It's not bad.

還不錯

When I'm eating it, it's not bad.

我吃的時候，還不錯。

- My body didn't just reject this,

- 我的身體並不只是拒絕這個。

it rejected the food I had eaten previous,

它拒絕了我之前吃的食物。

so a lot just came up right then.

所以，很多隻是出現了當時的權利。

Zero out of ten. I'm angry.

10分中的0分我很生氣。

I'm angry at the internet.

我對互聯網很生氣。

I am now positive somebody was pranking.

我現在肯定有人在惡作劇。

- I give this an eight.

- 我給這個八分。

Negative two for the smell,

負二的氣味。

but yeah, eight for the taste.

但是，是的，八的味道。

And it's nutritious.

而且很有營養。

You know, you got your fish protein,

你知道，你有你的魚蛋白。

you have your carbs, and you have your fiber.

你有你的碳水化合物， 你有你的纖維。

- The memory of it is upsetting my stomach.

- 回憶起來，我的胃很不舒服。

If I could give this negative 1000 out of ten, I would.

如果我能給這個負數1000分，我會的。

Twinkies with ranch.

奶油餅加牧場。

This seems like the most American craving we've had yet.

這似乎是我們目前最渴望的美國人。

Ranch?

牧場？

On a Twinkie?

在Twinkie上？

- I grew up in the Philippines,

- 我是在菲律賓長大的。

so we didn't really have Twinkies.

所以，我們並沒有真正有Twinkies。

And then I watched Zombieland

然後我看了《殭屍》

and I was like, Oh my gosh, Twinkies, so cool!

我當時想，哦，我的天哪，Twinkies，太酷了！

And then I tried them, and I realized

然後我試了一下，我意識到

there's something really special about them.

有一些東西真的很特別，他們。

You know, if you want a quick snack, this is good.

你知道，如果你想吃快餐，這是很好的。

Cheers.

乾杯。

- I don't like it.

- 我不喜歡它。

- The ranch is very strange.

- 這個牧場非常奇怪。

- I'm actually surprised on this one because

- 其實我對這個問題很驚訝，因為

I'm a big believer in the ranch-enhance.

我很相信牧場的提升。

It enhances things.

它增強了事情。

- The more you chew,

- 越嚼越香。

the more the Twinkies overpower the ranch, so

蛋糕越多，牧場就越大，所以...

it's not as bad as it could have been

不失為一個好辦法