Mm hmm.

嗯哼。

Wow.

哇哦

Yeah.

是啊。

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a jetty there was Master.

很久以前，在很遠很遠的銀河系裡，有一個碼頭，那裡有師傅。

He is Yoda.

他是尤達。

His name.

他的名字。

You're not going to keep doing that, are you?

你不會一直這麼做吧？

Tell me what to do.

告訴我該怎麼做。

You cannot.

你不能。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

The mysterious Grandmaster Yoda devoted his life to the ways of the force and deleting the Jedi order A group of noble peacekeepers.

神祕的尤達大師畢生致力於武力之道，刪除絕地武士團 一群高貴的和平使者。

They took it upon themselves to maintain a state of tranquility in the galaxy.

他們以維持銀河系的安寧狀態為己任。

Don't be fooled by all that talk of peace, though.

不過，不要被那些和平的言論所迷惑。

They're like superhuman samurai.

他們就像超人的武士。

Jedi consistently take on hordes of baddies by themselves.

絕地始終一個人對付大批的壞蛋。

And they've been doing it for centuries.

而且他們已經做了幾個世紀了。

Way before the start of the Galactic Republic.

早在銀河共和國成立之前就開始了。

At which point the Jetta became much more entangled in Let's just say government affairs.

這時，捷達在政府事務中的糾葛就多了起來，我們就說說政府事務吧。

Oh, sure, that's what the space Wizards were missing.

哦，當然，這就是空間奇兵所缺少的。

Politics.

政治。

The Jedi Council began weighing in on various matters to both protect democracy and avoid violent conflicts.

絕地議會開始權衡各種事務，既要保護民主，又要避免暴力衝突。

Except they kind of screwed the poor guy on that front.

只不過他們在這方面有點坑了那個可憐的傢伙。

The Clone Wars wasn't just a fantastic series by George Lucas and Dave Filoni.

克隆戰爭不僅僅是喬治-盧卡斯和戴夫-菲洛尼的一個神奇系列。

It was also an awesome mini series by Gandhi Tartakovsky and it was a horrific war that wiped out the Jedi erased.

這也是甘地-塔塔科夫斯基的一個很棒的迷你係列，這是一場消滅絕地抹殺的恐怖戰爭。

The Republicans saw the rise of the Empire.

共和國人看到了帝國的崛起。

Sure that two spoilers, man, as the Jedi grandmaster Yoda led the Grand Army of the Republic, a military force almost entirely comprised of clones a k a disposable people, Man, that gets really messed up if you think about it too long, so I won't.

當然，這兩個破壞者，男人，作為絕地祖師尤達上司的共和國大軍，一個軍事力量幾乎完全由克隆人a k a一次性的人，男人，這得到真正的混亂，如果你認為它太長，所以我不會。

Despite his small, frail appearance, Yoda could absolutely hold his own in combat.

尤達雖然外表嬌小羸弱，但在戰鬥中絕對可以獨擋一面。

In fact, he's considered one of the most powerful Jedi of his era.

事實上，他被認為是那個時代最強大的絕地之一。

He's trained all the greats like Obi one based Window and even Liam Neeson.

他訓練了所有的偉大人物，比如奧比一基於窗，甚至連姆-尼森。

Where do you think you got that particular set of skills from all of Yoda's 900 years of experience certainly came in handy, like when he battled Count Dooku and Darth Sidious, two of the most powerful Sith lords ever know.

你覺得你的那套特殊技能是從哪裡來的，尤達900年的經驗當然會派上用場，比如當他與杜庫伯爵和達斯-西迪厄斯戰鬥時，這兩個最強大的西斯主有史以來就知道。

Both Get'em since usually come with the standard issue Light Sabre, a badass weapon for a more badass age.

這兩個Get'em自通常都會配備標準版的光劍，是一個更壞的時代的壞蛋武器。

They're pretty versatile, two with seven different forms of combat styles.

他們的用途相當廣泛，兩個有七種不同形式的戰鬥方式。

I don't think you'd is going to miss out on all that laser sword swinging.

我不認為你會錯過所有脈衝光劍的揮舞。

He's mastered all seven styles, even though he's only 2 ft high.

他雖然只有兩尺高，卻掌握了七種風格。

Hell, most light sabers are taller than he is, which is why he specializes in the fourth form of Toru.

該死的，大部分光劍都比他高，所以他才會專攻第四形態的託魯。

This style focuses on utilizing the force to increase the Giants capabilities, allowing them to attack at blurring speeds with incredible precision.

這種風格主要是利用力量來提高巨人的能力，讓他們以模糊的速度進行攻擊，精準度驚人。

Basically, he can flip flop around like a ninja frog.

基本上，他可以像忍者蛙一樣翻來覆去。

Wait, is he actually Kermit?

等等，他真的是柯密特嗎？

This does still mean Yoda has a sort of handicap in physical combat, as his stature requires him to use the force far more than most opponents just to keep up while the force is beyond the body and seemingly infinite, too much effort all at once can put a strain on a person and even kill them.

這的確還是意味著尤達在肉搏戰中存在某種障礙，因為他的身材需要他使用的力量遠遠超過大多數對手才能跟上，而力量是超越身體的，看似無窮無盡，一下子用力過猛會讓人感到吃力，甚至死亡。

However, Yoda is truly a master of the force, potentially more so than any other Jedi.

然而，尤達是真正的力量大師，有可能比其他絕地武士更厲害。

He has moved starships with his mind and lifted hundreds of droids at once.

他曾用意念移動星艦，一次提升了數百個機器人。

He can also use mind tricks illusions in a technique called two to minus.

他還可以用心計幻術，用一種叫二打一的技術。

That's when Jenna Blocker catch and redirect energy like lightning blaster bolts or even other light sabers.

這時，珍娜阻擊器就會捕捉和重定向能量，比如閃電衝擊波甚至其他光劍。

It's safe to say that Iota greatly prefers using the force in combat over his Jenny weapon.

可以說，比起他的珍妮武器，伊奧塔非常喜歡在戰鬥中使用武力。

I actually have a similar power where I can redirect insults back at people.

其實我也有類似的能力，我可以把辱罵轉回給別人。

They call it rubber glutinous.

他們叫它橡膠糯。

Oh, really?

哦，真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Go ahead.

去吧

Call me anything you want.

你想叫我什麼都行

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You are a childish Leach who uses alcoholism as a crutch to seem interesting.

你是個幼稚的利奇，用酗酒作為柺杖，顯得很有趣。

Hey, what the hell, man?

嘿，搞什麼鬼，夥計？

Oh, what?

哦，什麼？

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

Why don't you like the worst person ever?

你為什麼不喜歡最壞的人？

How can you say that?

你怎麼能這樣說呢？

Oh, God.

哦，天啊

Uh, come back in a couple of days and we'll talk about your his opponent, King Mickey.

呃，過幾天再來，我們會討論你的對手，米奇王。

I feel terrible now.

我現在感覺很糟糕。

Got your sucker?

拿到你的吸盤了嗎？

I don't have feelings.

我沒有感情。