WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT AND WITH

歡迎回到 "晚間秀"，與斯蒂芬-科爾伯特和與。

THE MAN HIMSELF, THE MAN OF THE HOUR, THE RECIPIENT OF LAST

男人本身，時代的男人，最後的接受者。

NIGHT'S GOLDEN GLOBE, MR. JON BATISTE, CONGRATULATIONS, MY

今晚的金球獎，JON BATISTE先生，祝賀你，我的朋友

FRIEND!

朋友！

>> Jon: WHOO!

>> 喬恩。WHOO！

OH, I'M FEELING GOOD!

哦，我感覺很好！

I'M STILL IN THE VIBE!

我還在氛圍中！

HA HA, YEAH!

哈哈，是啊！

>> Stephen: OKAY, I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF QUICK QUESTIONS HERE.

>> Stephen: 好的，我有幾個簡單的問題。

A, HOW DOES IT FEEL?

A，感覺如何？

DID YOU TALK WITH YOUR CO-RECIPIENTS MR. TRET RESNER

你有沒有跟你的合作對象談過？TRET RESNER

AND -- >> Jon: ATTICUS ROSS.

和 - >> 喬恩。ATTICUS ROSS.

WE WERE JUST ON THE PHONE BECAUSE WE WERE LAUGHING AT THE

我們只是在電話裡，因為我們在笑。

PRONUNCIATION.

發音：

>> Stephen: INSTEAD OF SOUL, TRACY MORGAN SAID SOWL.

>> Stephen: INSTEAD OF SOUL, TRACY MORGAN SAID SOWL.

I THOUGHT, DID HE WIN?

我想，他贏了嗎？

>> Jon: I WAS LOOKING AROUND AND THEN SAW MYSELF ON THE THING

>> 喬恩我四處張望，然後看到自己在那東西上。

AND I SAID, OH, WE WON!

我說，哦，我們贏了！

YAY!

呀！

>> Stephen: HE DIDN'T TELL YOU, YOU TOLD YOU.

>> 他沒有告訴你，你告訴你了。

>> Jon: YEAH, SOWL, I DIDN'T HEAR THAT ONE IN THE LIST.

>> 喬恩是的，SOWL，我沒聽到名單裡有這一條。

WE WERE TEXTING EACH OTHER.

我們發短信給對方。

THAT WAS THE JOKE WE WERE HAVING ALL NIGHT LONG.

這就是我們整晚開的玩笑。

THAT WAS FUN, MAN, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

這很有趣，夥計，這是美麗的。

>> Jon: WELL DESERVED.

>> 喬恩。當之無愧。

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SCORE.

多麼美麗的分數。

GOD, WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO PUT IT?

上帝，你要把它放在哪裡？

>> Jon: I KNOW, I'VE GOT TO FIGURE THAT OUT.

>> 喬恩我知道，我一定要弄清楚。

WE'VE GOT SOME SHELVES OVER THE PIANO, SO I COULD JUST LOOK AT

我們在鋼琴上放了一些架子，所以我可以隨便看看。

IT AND THINK, WOW, MAYBE I'LL GET BACK TO THIS ONE DAY.

然後想，哇，也許有一天我會回到這裡。

>> Stephen: AND MAYBE MAKE IT A BIG SHELF BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING

>> 史蒂芬: 也許可以把它做成一個大架子，因為你要去。

TO LOAD THEM UP AS THE YEARS GO ON.

隨著時間的推移，要把它們裝起來。

CONGRATULATIONS.

祝賀你。

>> Jon: OH, MAN.

>> 喬恩。Oh, man.

>> Stephen: I WISH YOU COULD GO OUT AND CELEBRATE RIGHT NOW

>> 我希望你現在就能出去慶祝。

BUT I CAN NOT WAIT TO CELEBRATE WITH YOU WHEN WE CAN SEE EACH

但我已經迫不及待地想和你一起慶祝了，當我們能見到彼此的時候

OTHER IN PERSON.

其他親屬。

>> Jon: YEAH, I LOVE THE VIDEO YOU SENT ME LAST NIGHT.

>> 喬恩，我喜歡你昨晚發給我的視頻。是的，我喜歡你昨晚發給我的視頻。

>> Stephen: THAT'S A VIDEO OF EVIE AND JOHN SAYING

>> 那是一段EVIE和JOHN的視頻，他們在說：

CONGRATULATIONS.

祝賀你。

WELL, IT'S FROM THE HEART.

好吧，這是發自內心的。

THAT'S WONDERFUL, JON, CONGRATS.

這是美妙的，瓊，恭喜。

>> Jon: THANK YOU, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

>> 喬恩謝謝你，我真的很感激。

>> Stephen: GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

>> 史蒂芬：金球獎得主，喬恩-巴蒂斯特，每個人。

THANK YOU, JON.

謝謝你，喬恩。

>> Jon: HEY!

>> 喬恩：嘿！

>> Stephen:.

>> Stephen: 。

>> Stephen: FOLKS, WE'RE ALL TRYING TO STAY HEALTHY THESE

>> Stephen:夥計們，我們都在努力保持健康這些。

DAYS.

天。

LUCKILY, THERE'S A NEW LINE OF PRODUCTS THAT WON'T HELP AT ALL.

幸運的是，有一個新的產品系列，不會有任何幫助。

BECAUSE THE NEWEST TREND IN SPORTS BEVERAGES IS SOMETHING

因為運動飲料的最新趨勢是什麼？

CALLED "PERFORMANCE BEER."

被稱為 "性能啤酒"。

WHAT IS A "PERFORMANCE BEER," EXACTLY?

什麼是 "表演啤酒"？

IT'S BEER WITH ADDED ELECTROLYTES TO HELP THE BODY

它是添加了電解質的啤酒，有助於身體的健康。

DEHYDRATE LESS.

減輕脫水。

IT'S A BEER THAT KEEPS YOU GOING, SO YOU'VE GOT THE STAMINA

這是讓你繼續前進的啤酒，所以你已經得到了Stamina。

TO DRINK MORE BEER.

喝更多的啤酒。

EXPLAINS THIS NEWEST AD: "ELECTRO LITE: ALL THE ENERGY

解釋這個最新的廣告："ELECTRO LITE：所有的能源"。

YOU NEED TO JUMP OFF MARK'S ROOF."

你需要從馬克的屋頂上跳下來。"

NOW, IF YOU FEEL LIKE SUCKING DOWN A COLD, HEALTHY ONE, THERE

現在，如果你想喝杯冰鎮的健康飲料，那就來一杯吧

ARE PLENTY OF BEERS TO CHOOSE FROM, LIKE "HARPOON BREWERY REC

有很多啤酒可供選擇，如 "HARPOON BREWERY REC"。

LEAGUE," "BOULEVARD EASY SPORT," AND ZELUS BEER COMPANY'S

LEAGUE"、"BOULEVARD EASY SPORT "和ZELUS BEER COMPANY's

"WEEKENDER."

"週末"。

CAUTION: DO NOT TRY DRIVING YOUR JEEP, YOUR BIKE, OR YOUR BIKE ON

注意：切勿在以下路段嘗試駕駛你的吉普車、你的自行車或你的自行車。

TOP OF YOUR JEEP WHILE DRINKING WEEKENDER.

在你的JEEP上面，當喝酒的週末。

BUT AS A FAN OF RECREATIONAL BRAIN DAMAGE, I'M THRILLED THAT

但作為一個娛樂性腦損傷的愛好者，我很高興的是

THEY'RE FINALLY MAKING BOOZE LIKE SPORTS DRINKS.

他們終於把啤酒做成了運動飲料的樣子。

AND I THINK IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE ALCOHOL MAKERS

我想，酒精製造商們遲早會來的

START TARGETING THEIR BEVERAGES AT SPECIFIC GROUPS OF ATHLETES.

開始將飲料的目標鎖定在特定的運動員群體上。

GET READY FOR "SWIMMER'S WINE," AND "VAULT: THE POLE-VAULTERS'

準備迎接 "游泳者的葡萄酒 "和 "VAULT：極禿者"。

VODKA."

VODKA。"

YOU KNOW THEIR MOTTO: "I BET YOU CAN DO IT!"

你知道他們的口號："我打賭你能做到！"

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANDY SAMBERG.

我們馬上回來和ANDY SAMBERG見面。

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