字幕列表 影片播放 由 AI 自動生成 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, GUYS, IT IS ALL, IT IS MARCH 1S. 你能相信嗎,夥計們,這是所有,這是三月1S。 IT IS ALREADY MARCH. 已經是三月了。 YEAH, BUT, ARE WE CLAPPING? 是的,但是,我們在拍打嗎? HASN'T IT ALWAYS BEEN MARCH. 不是一直都是三月嗎? >> IT'S MARCH 411th RIGHT NOW. >> 現在是3月411日。 >> James: THAT IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, IT YOU ARE >> 詹姆斯。這就是它的感覺一樣,你是。 ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, IT HAS ALL GONE QUICK AND DRAGGED BY AT THE 絕對正確,這一切都走得太快了,並拖在了一起。 SAME TIME. 同一時間。 >> I WILL SAY, TODAY, IVAN CARMEL, MY FATHER, IT'S HIS >> 今天,我會說,伊萬-卡梅爾,我的父親,這是他的。 BIRTHDAY. 生日。 >> James: NO WAY. >> 詹姆斯。沒辦法。 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> YEAH,YEAH,YEAH。 (APPLAUSE) >> AND BECAUSE I'LL GET A TEXT (鼓掌) >> 因為我會收到一條簡訊。 ABOUT IT, IF I DON'T MENTION IT, MARCH 3rd, MY MOTHER SUSAN 關於它,如果我不提,3月3日,我的母親蘇珊 CARMEL. 卡梅爾: >> James: SUSAN CARMEL, LOOK AT THAT. >> 詹姆斯。蘇珊-卡梅爾,看看這個。 LOOK AT THAT. 看看這個。 LOOK AT THAT. 看看這個。 WELL, THAT'S GIVING ME THE SPRING IN THE STEP THAT I 好吧,這是給我的步驟中的春天,我 NEEDED. 需要: I'M GOING TO GO ALL OUT FOR IVAN TODAY, TOMORROW I WILL PROBABLY 我今天要為伊凡全力以赴,明天我可能會。 TAKE IT DOWN, TAKE A DAY OFF, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I WILL 放輕鬆,放一天假,你知道我的意思嗎,我會的。 READ IT, I WILL ASK QUESTIONS. 讀它,我會問問題。 I WILL STOP ASKING QUESTIONS, THROW TO THE BAND AND I WILL 我不會再問問題了,扔給樂隊,我就會。 COME BACK HARD FOR SUE CARMEL. 為蘇-卡梅爾而努力吧。 ARE YOU STANDING FOR THE WHOLE SHOW, REG, BECAUSE IT'S IVAN 你是代表整場演出嗎,瑞格,因為是伊萬 BIRTHDAY. 生日。 >> YEAH, I'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED. >> 是的,我已經被教導了。 >> James: YOU'VE BEEN-- SORRY? >> 詹姆斯。你已經 - 對不起? >> Reggie: I'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED. >> 我已經被教過了。 >> James: OKAY, BY WHO? >> 詹姆斯。好吧,由誰? >> Reggie: IVAN. >> 伊萬: >> James: IVAN SAID HE WANTS YOU TO STAND FOR THE WHOLE SHOW. >> 詹姆斯。伊凡說他想讓你為整場演出站臺。 >> YEAH, HE HAS THIS DUMB JOKE HE ALWAYS DOES, IVANNED YOU TO >> 是啊,他有這個愚蠢的笑話,他總是這樣做,IVANNED你的。 STAND THE WHOLE SHOW, I'M LIKE HA HA HA. 站在整個節目,我喜歡哈哈哈。 >> James: OKAY, FINE. >> 詹姆斯。OKAY,FINE。 >> James: THERE YOU GO, EARLIER TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN >> 詹姆斯。給你,今天早些時候,比登主席。 HAD ANOTHER VIRTUAL MEETING WITH THE HEAD OF STATE, THIS TIME IT 又一次與國家元首舉行了虛擬會晤,這次是 WAS MEXICO'S PRESIDENT ANDRES MANUEL LOPEZ OBRADOR AND YOU 墨西哥總統安德烈斯-曼努埃爾-洛佩斯-奧布拉多和你是誰? JUST KNOW BIDEN USED THE OPPORTUNITY TO THROW AROUND THE 只是知道比登利用機會拋出的機會。 WORD COMPADRE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. WORD COMPADRE ASUCH UP UP。 HEY, COMPADRE, I BET JOE BIDEN OPENED WITH, CAN WE TALK ABOUT 嘿,同志們,我想喬-比登的開場白是,我們能不能談談? THAT WALL YOU GUYS ARE PAYING FOR. 你們花錢買的那堵牆 AND THEN THEY JUST LAUGH AND THEY LAUGH. 然後他們就笑,他們就笑。 (LAUGHTER) BUT THE TWO LEADERS DID DISCUSS 但兩位領導人討論了......"。 BORDER ISSUES. 邊界問題: MEXICO'S PRESIDENT APOLOGIZED FOR THE AMOUNT OF DRUGS COMING 墨西哥總統對毒品的數量表示歉意。 ACROSS THE BORDER AND JOE BIDEN APOLOGIZED FOR THE AMOUNT OF TED 跨越邊境和喬-比登為泰德的金額道歉 CRUZ COMING ACROSS THE BORDER. 克魯茲越過邊界來了。 IN OTHER NEWS DONALD TRUMP GAVE THE KEYNOTE ADDRESS FOR THE 其他新聞 唐納德-特朗普為 "美國總統選舉 "發表主旨演講。 CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL ACTION CONFERENCE YESTERDAY AND HE 明日保守派政治行動會議和他 STARTED HIS SPEECH LIKE THIS. 開始了他的演講這樣的。 >> WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, AND HELLO CPAC. >> 好了,謝謝你非常多,你好CPAC。 DO YOU MISS ME YET? 你想我了嗎? DO YOU MISS ME? 你想我嗎? >> James: AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY [BLEEP] >> 詹姆斯。我想我為大家說話的時候,我說[嗶]。 NO. 號碼: (APPLAUSE) MISS YOU? (掌聲)想你了? YOU'VE BEEN GONE A MONTH. 你已經走了一個月了。 THERE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ENOUGH TIME FOR MIKE PENCE'S HAIR TO 還沒有足夠的時間讓邁克-彭斯的頭髮去 RETURN TO HIS NATURAL PRECAMPAIGN LENGTH. 返回到他的自然precampaigne長度。 TRUMP SAID DID YOU MISS ME, WHICH IS LITERALLY WHAT EVERY 特朗普說你想我了嗎? MOVIE VILAN-- VILLAIN SAYS WHEN THEY COME BACK. 電影VILAN -- 惡棍說,當他們回來的時候。 >> DID YOU MISS ME? >> 你想我了嗎? >> DID YOU MISS ME? >> 你想我了嗎? >> DID YOU MISS ME? >> 你想我了嗎? >> DID YOU MISS ME? >> 你想我了嗎? DID YOU MICE ME, DID YOU MISS ME, DID YOU MISS ME. 你有沒有吃我,你有沒有想我,你有沒有想我。 >> DID YOU MISS ME? >> 你想我了嗎? >>-- MISS YOU. >>-- 想念你。 >> James: LATER IN THE SPEECH TRUMP SPECIESED A 2024 >> 詹姆斯。講話中,特朗普提出了一個2024年的計劃。 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN BY SAYING THIS. 總統的競選通過說這個。 >> WHO KNOWS, WHO KNOWS, I MAY EVEN DECIDE TO BEAT THEM FOR A >> 誰知道,誰知道,我可能會決定擊敗他們的一個。 THIRD TIME, OKAY. 第三次,好吧。 >> James: SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE TWO TIME POPULAR VOTE LOSER. >> 詹姆斯。說話像一個真正的兩次大眾選票的失敗者。 IF YOU MISSED IT, THAT WAS AN ELEGANT COMBINATION OF A THREAT 如果你錯過了,那是一個優雅的組合,一個威脅。 AND A LIE, I LIKE TO CALL IT A THIGH. 還有一個謊言,我喜歡叫它大腿。 BUT HE'S DONE T TRUMP, JOE BIDEN HAS BEEN BARELY A MONTH AND I'M 但他做了特朗普,喬-比登是不到一個月,我是 ALREADY DREADING THE NEXT ELECTION CYCLE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT 準備好了下一個選舉週期,你知道嗎? I MEAN, AND HERE IS BIG INTERNATIONAL NEW FORMER FRENCH 我的意思是,這裡有一個大的國際新前法國人。 PRESIDENT NICOLAS SARKOZY WAS SENTENCED TO JAIL TODAY ENCORE 總統尼古拉斯-薩科齊今天被送進監獄,ENCORE。 RUPTION CHARGES RELATED TO CAMPAIGN FINANCES. 與競選融資有關的違約金: ITS JUDGE TOLD SARKOZY HIS BIGGEST MISTAKE WAS NOT 它的法官告訴SARKOZY他最大的錯誤不是 COMMITTING THESE CRIMES IN AMERICA. 在美國犯下這些罪行。 IT SOUNDS HARSH, A YEAR IN PRISON BUT YOU'VE GOT TO 聽起來很殘酷,在監獄裡呆了一年,但你必須這樣做。 REMEMBER FRENCH PRISON IS DONE ENTIRELY WITH MIMES. 記住,法國監獄是完全用MIMES完成的。 (LAUGHTER) I WONDER WHAT FRENCH PRISON IS 我想知道法國的監獄是什麼? LIKE. 喜歡。 WHAT DO YOU THINK FRENCH PRISON IS LIKE. 你覺得法國的監獄是什麼樣的? >> I BET IT IS LIKE PADDINGTON 2 LEVEL PRISON. >> 我想它就像帕丁頓2級監獄。 >> James: PADDINGTON 2 LEVEL PRISON. >> 詹姆斯。PADDINGTON 2級監獄。 >> YEAH. >> 是的。 >> James: I BET ST A LOT OF CHEESE, DON'T YOU THINK, REG. >> 詹姆斯。我敢打賭,很多奶酪,你不覺得,REG。 >> Reggie: YEAH, I BIT BUT LIKE THE LOWEST QUALITY CHEESE >> 雷吉:是的,我咬,但喜歡最低品質的奶酪。 WHICH IS STILL LIKE HIGHER THAN MOST OTHER CHEESE. 這仍然是喜歡比大多數其他奶酪高。 >> James: LOW QUALITY FRENCH CHEESE WHICH HERE IN AMERICA YOU >> 詹姆斯。低品質的法國奶酪,在美國,你在這裡 CAN ONLY GET IN WHOLE FOODS FOR $500. 只能以500元的價格進入全食品。 I CAN DO FRENCH. 我可以做法國人。 NO! 不! ABSOLUTEMENT, NO. ABSOLUTEMENT, NO. >> I FOUND WITH THE FRENCH YOU JUST HAVE TO DEBATE YOURSELF IN >> 我發現和法國人在一起時,你只需要在自己身上進行辯論。 FRONT OF THEM IMMEDIATELY AND THEN THEY'RE NICE TO YOU. 立刻走到他們面前,然後他們就會對你很好。 WHEN I WENT TO FRANCE, I WAS LIKE I'M SO SORRY, I'M A STUPID 當我去法國的時候,我就想我很抱歉,我是個傻子 AMERICAN, I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH, I'M AN IDIOT, I'M THE WORST. 美國人,我不會說法語,我是個白痴,我是最差的。 AND THER THEY'RE LIKE COME ON, HE'S ALL RIGHT. 然後他們就像來吧,他是對的。 >> James: MEXICAN RESTAURANT, WAS IT? >> 詹姆斯。墨西哥餐廳,是嗎? >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. >> 是的,沒錯。 >> James: ITALIAN RESTAURANT. >> 詹姆斯。意大利餐廳。 ARE YOU SURE ARE YOU IN FRANCE? 你確定你是在法國嗎? BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE HEY-- IS THIS SHOW ON IN FRANCE? 因為他們覺得... ... 這個節目在法國播出嗎? WOU, DDOUI, THEY WILL LOVE THIS, RIGHT, THEY LOVE THIS. WOU,DDOUI,他們會喜歡這個,正確的,他們喜歡這個。 >> THEY LOVE IMPRESSIONS OF THEMSELVES. >> 他們喜歡對自己的印象。 >> Reggie: IT IS THE BEST THING COULD YOU DO. >> 雷吉:這是你能做的最好的事情。 >> James: YEAH, I BET-- YOU CAN SPEAK FRENCH? >> 詹姆斯。是啊,我敢打賭 - 你會說法語? >> Reggie: BARELY. >> 雷吉:勉強吧。 >> James. >> 詹姆斯。 >> WE PARTICLE UNPE-W-- (SPEAKING FRENCH). >> 我們參加UNPE-W--(法語)。 >> James: NONWZ WOUI. >> 詹姆斯。NONWZ WOUI: >> James: NON. >> 詹姆斯。NON: >> Reggie: OUI. >> 醉駕。 >> James: NO, SO WE TAKE THE SHOW TO FRANCE? >> 詹姆斯。不,所以我們把演出帶到法國去? >> YEAH. >> 是的。 >> WE DID ONCE. >> 我們曾經做過。 >> James: SHOULD WE TAKE THE SHOW TO FRANCE. >> 詹姆斯。我們要不要把演出帶到法國去。 >> WE DID LES MISS THERE, WE SHOULD GO AGAIN. >> 我們做了LES錯過了那裡,我們應該再去一次。 >> James: YOU KNOW WHERE WE SHOULD TAKE THE SHOW, AUSTRALIA. >> 詹姆斯。你知道我們應該把節目帶到哪裡,澳洲。 >> YES, 100 PERCENT. >> 是的,百分之百。 >> James: THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY BUZZING OUT THERE. >> 詹姆斯。他們絕對是喧囂在那裡。 >> WE SHOULD DO IT. >> 我們應該這樣做。 >> James: SHOULDN'T WE? >> 詹姆斯。我們不應該嗎? >> Reggie: YES. >> 雷吉:是的。 >> WE'LL GET DOWN THERE, THEY WILL BE LIKE WELCOME TO >>我們將得到在那裡,他們將是像歡迎來到 AUSTRALIA. 澳洲: >> HEY, GOODA DAYA. >> 嘿,GOODA DAYA。 >>-- SYDNEY OPERAHOUSE. >>-- SYDNEY OPERAHOUSE. >> James: WE WERE GOING TO TAKE THE SHOW TO AUSTRALIA. >> 詹姆斯。我們打算把演出帶到澳洲。 IT IS HAPPENING. 它是發生。 >> Reggie: WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT? >> 雷吉:發生了什麼事? [BLEEP] >> James: WHAT DO YOU-- WHAT [嗶] >> 詹姆斯。你做什麼 - 什麼 DO YOU-- WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED, REG. 你... ... 你認為發生了什麼事? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED IN THE LAST 12 MONTH TO 過去12個月發生了什麼,什麼,什麼,什麼可能發生的事情? PREVENTED US DOING, TAKING A WHOLE AIRPLANE OF PEOPLE TO 防止我們做的,採取了整個飛機的人到 AUSTRALIA TO DO A SHOW IN A PACKED SYDNEY OPERAHOUSE. 澳洲將在雪梨的劇院裡舉行一場演出。 WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED? 會發生什麼? >> Reggie: HEY, MAN, YOU KNOW, IF YOU CAN FILM A THOR MOVIE >> 嘿,夥計,你知道嗎,如果你能拍出一部雷神的電影來 THERE, YOU CAN FILL THM SHOW THERE, THAT SAUL CAN I SAY. 在那裡,你可以填補這個節目在那裡, 索爾可以我說。 >> James: I DON'T DOWNT THAT BUT BY THE TIME WE HAVE DONE THE >> 詹姆斯。我不下來,但到時候我們已經做了。 MANDATORY QUARANTINE WE WILL HAVE ALL BEEN FIRED. 我們都會被解僱。 THE NETWORK WILL BE LIKE-- ALTHOUGH THAT WOULD BE 網絡會像... ... 雖然那會是... FUN. 趣。 DOING THE SHOW FROM A HOTEL ROOM IN QUARANTINE? 在夸父的酒店房間裡做節目? >> IT WOULD BE FUN FOR LIKE AN HOUR. >> 這將是有趣的一個小時。 >> James: THAT IS HOW LONG THE SHOW IS SO. >> 詹姆斯。這就是節目的長度,所以。 >> ARE YOU SAYING THAT WE HAVE A FUN HOUR EVERY NIGHT? >> 你是說我們每晚都有一小時的歡樂時光嗎? I THINK THE AUDIENCE AT HOME WOULD DISAGREE. 我想家裡的聽眾會不同意。 I THINK IF YOU PIECED UP THE BEST BITS OF THE WEEK WE SCRAPED 我想,如果你把這周最好的片段收集起來,我們就會刮掉。 48 MINUTES OF FUN. 48分鐘的樂趣。 AND THE REST-- THE REST IS JUST LIKE, THE BEST WE'VE GOT IS AVO 其他的... 其他的就像,我們已經得到的最好的是AVO。 TALKING ABOUT-- THAT IS THE REST OF IT T IS NOT-- TALKING ABOUT 談論... 那是它的其餘部分... 不是... HOW MUCH SIZZLE HE'S GOT ON BIT COIN. 他在比特幣上有多大塊頭。 WHERE WE AT, AVO, BANKRUPT YET ON THE BITCOIN. 我們在哪裡,AVO,BANKRUPT在比特幣上。 >> WE HAVE A SECOND BULL RUN COMING THIS SPRING. >> 今年春天我們將有第二次牛市活動。 >> James: I MEAN THAT MADE AS MUCH SENSE TO ME AS EVERYTHING >> 詹姆斯。我的意思是,對我來說,這是有意義的,就像所有的事情 REG SAID IN FRENCH. REG用法語說。 WHAT IS THE SECRETARY BULL RUN. 什麼是 "牛郎織女"。 >> A LITTLE DIP RIGHT NOW. >> 現在就來點刺激的。 >> SO YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE PAM PLOAMA. >> 所以你在等PAM PLOAMA。 >> YES. >> 是。 >> James: LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT IS THE PAM >> 詹姆斯。完全不知道發生了什麼事 什麼是PAM PLOANA. PLOANA: >> RUNNING OF THE BULLS. >> 奔跑的牛群。 >> James: GOT IT. >> 詹姆斯。GOT IT。 >> A FEW PAN PLOAMA GOING ON. >> 一些PAN PLOAMA正在進行。 >> James: IGNORE ME, I HAVE A CASE OF THE OLD PAM PLOMA. >> 詹姆斯。忽略我,我有一個老PAM PLOMA的案例。 >> HIS FRENCH ACCENT IS SO GOOD AND I CAN'T DO IT. >> 他的法國口音太好聽了,我做不到。 >> James: YOU CAN DO AN ENGLISH ACCENT, CAN'T SNU. >> 詹姆斯。你可以做一個英語口音,不能SNU。 >> OH YEAH. >> 哦,是的。 >> James: WOW. >> 詹姆斯。WOW。 GO ON. 去吧 >> YEAH, YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT, YEAH, CAN I DO T IT'S A BIT OF >> 是的,是的,這一切都很好,是的,我可以做到這一點。 AN ENGLISH ACCENT. 一個英語口音。 >> James: IT IS AN ENGLISHMAN WHO JUST INHALED A HELIUM BA >> 詹姆斯。這是一個英國人剛剛吸入了一個氦氣球。 LOON. LOON。 >> YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT,. >> 是的,這是對的,。 >> James: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? >> 詹姆斯。你沒事吧? >> I'M ALL RIGHT. >> 我沒事。 YOU ARE ALL RIGHT? 你是所有的權利? >> IS EVERYBODY ALL RIGHT? >> 大家都是對的嗎? CUP OF TEA. 一杯茶。 >> YOU WANT A CUP OF TEA. >> 你想喝杯茶。 >> CUP OF TEA. >> 一杯茶。 CUPPA TEA. CUPPA TEA。 >> NON,. >> NON,. >> James: WELL THAT WAS FUN. >> 詹姆斯。好了,這是很有趣的。 >> Reggie: AMAZING HEADLINES. >> 雷吉:驚人的頭條新聞。 >> James: MOVING ON, RESTAURANTS IN NEW YORK CITY ARE >> 詹姆斯。紐約市的餐館都在往前走。 OPEN WITH LIMITED CAPACITY. 開放,但容量有限。 SO ONE STEAK HOUSE TEAMED UP WITH MADAME TUSSAUD'S TOO HAVE 所以有一家STEAK HOUSE和TUSSAUD'S MADAME TO HAVE合作了。 CELEBRITY WAX FIGURES FILL UP THE RESTAURANT. 名人蠟像充斥著餐廳。 HERE THEY ARE HERE. 在這裡,他們在這裡。 LACK AT THAT. 缺少的是。 SO NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THE PLACE IS FULL BUT EVERYONE IS JUST 所以現在看起來好像這裡已經滿了,但大家都在這裡。 REALLY, REALLY BORED. 真的,真的很無聊。 IT IS A VERY REAL OF WAX CELEBRITIES, HERE IS HOW 這是一個非常真實的蠟像館,這裡是如何。 REALISTIC IT IS, MY MAX FIGURE WASN'T INVITED. 現實的是,我的MAX圖並沒有被邀請。 REG? REG? YOU GOT TO HAVE DINNER WARKSZ WHO WOULD. 你必須有晚餐華爾茲誰願意。 >> Reggie: BARBARA STREISAND, ALWAYS FOR ONE. >> BARBARA STREISAND,永遠是一個人。 PROBABLY ONE OF THE EGYPTIAN PHARAOHS. 可能是埃及法老會的成員之一。 THE LAST ONE, IT'S ALWAYS TOUGH. 最後一個,總是很難。 I WOULD SAY PROBABLY AGE ANGELA BAS ET. 我想說可能是安吉拉-巴斯埃。 >> James: THAT'S A GOOD SHOUT, GREAT SHOUT. >> 詹姆斯。這是一個很好的呼喊,偉大的呼喊。 I GOT AN EMAIL SAYING THEY WANTED TO DO ONE OF ME, A WAX 我收到一封電子郵件,說他們想為我做一個蠟像。 WORK. 工作。 >> Reggie: ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT. >> 雷吉:你要做嗎。 >> James: I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF WANTING ONE THEY SAY >> James:我一直都想過要一個他們說的人 WE TAKE EXACT MEASUREMENTS. 我們採取精確的測量方法。 >> I WAS LIKE OKAY, LET'S WAIT A MINUTE, STILL HOLDING ON TO A >> 我想好了,讓我們等待一分鐘,仍然堅持到一個 BIT OF QUARANTINE WAIT OUTSIDE OF THE OLD W-W PROGRAM AT THAT 在舊的W-W計劃之外的一點量化等待,在那 TIME. 時間。 AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO OVERSPEND ON WAX. 我也不希望你在蠟上花太多錢。 >> CAN YOU HAVE THEM MAKE AN EXTRA ONE TO BRING HOME AND DO >> 你能讓他們多做一個帶回家做嗎? WHATEVER WITH? 什麼與? >> James: I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW IF I AM COMFORTABLE TALKING >> 詹姆斯。我不... 我不知道我是否能舒服地說話。 LIKE THIS, IAN. 像這樣,伊安。 HERE IS AN EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT, THE WORLD'S FIRST 這裡是一個令人振奮的公告,世界上第一個 SPACE HOTEL WILL BEGIN CONSTRUCTION IN 2025. 太空酒店將於2025年開始建設。 IT WILL FEATURE RESTAURANTS, CINEMAS AND ROOMS TO ACCOMMODATE 它將設有餐廳、電影院和客房,以滿足人們的需求。 UP TO 400 GUESTS. 最多可容納400名客人。 HERE'S WHAT IT WILL LOOK LIKE, LOOK AT THAT. 這就是它的模樣,你看。 IT IS SCHEDULED TO BEGIN CONSTRUCTION IN 2025 AND GO 該項目計劃於2025年開始建設,並將於2012年竣工。 BANKRUPT ONE MONTH LATER. 一個月後銀行破產。 THE SPACE HOTEL WILL FEATURE RESTAURANTS, ENTERTAINMENT AND 空間酒店將提供餐飲、娛樂和其他服務。 THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING BIT. 這是最激動人心的一點。 IF YOU OPEN A WINDOW YOU DIE. 如果你打開一個窗口,你就會死。 AND EVERYBODY SEE THIS, A PLASTIC SURGEON IN CALIFORNIA IS 大家都看到了,加州的一位整形外科醫生是。 BEING INVESTIGATED AFTER HE ATTENDED A VIRTUAL TRAFFIC COURT 在他出席虛擬交通法庭後受到的調查 HEARING WHILE THIS IS TRUE, OPERATING ON A PATIENT. 聽到這句話是真的,在病人身上操作。 THIS STD ACTUAL COURT HEARING. 本性病實際法院聽證會。 HAVE A LOOK. 請看一下。 >> UNLESS I'M MISTAKEN I'M SEEING A DEFENDANT THAT IS IN >> 除非我弄錯了,否則我看到的是一個被告,是在 THE MIDDLE OF AN OPERATING ROOM APPEARING TO BE ACTIVELY ENGAGED 運作室的中間,似乎正在積極地參與。 IN PROVIDING SERVICES TO A PATIENT. 為病人提供服務; IS THAT CORRECT, MR. GREEN? 是正確的,綠色先生? > YES, SIR. >是的,先生。 >> James: THE JUDGE WAS LIKE ARE YOU IN SURGERY. >> 詹姆斯。法官就像你在手術室。 AND THE DOCTOR IS LIKE YES, SIR, DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING 醫生說是的,先生,你想看點什麼嗎? GROSS? GROSS? IMAGINE WAKING UP FROM SURGERY AND THE DOCTOR IS LIKE 想象一下,從手術中醒來,醫生就像......。 EVERYTHING WENT GREAT AND ARE YOU LIKE OH MY GOD, CAN I GET 一切都很順利,你是不是喜歡 哦,我的上帝,我可以得到的。 BACK TOY A NORMAL LIFE, OH, NO, NO, NOT YOU, I JUST GOT THE 背部玩具正常的生活, 哦,不,不,不是你,我只是得到了的。 POINTS OFF MY LICENSE. 我的駕照被扣分了。 THE DOCTOR SAID HE COULD HANDLE BOTH THE COURT HEARING AND 醫生說他可以處理法庭聽證會和... ... PERFORMING PLASTIC SURGERY AND I'M NOT SURE. 做整形外科手術,我不確定。 HERE'S THE PATIENT, YOU BE THE JUDGE 病人在這裡,你來評判。
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