I'd like to sing a little song about it.

我想為它唱一首小歌。

I'm sorry, gentlemen.

對不起，先生們

Well, the song is not about these dummies.

好吧，這首歌不是關於這些笨蛋的。

Anyway.

總之...

It's a little ditty I've composed detailing the accomplishments of the women behind the men.

這是我創作的一首小曲，詳細介紹了男人背後的女人的成就。

Every single first lady of the United States of America.

美利堅合眾國的每一位第一夫人。

Please put two minutes on the clock.

請放兩分鐘的時間。

1st, 1st lady Martha Washington stood strong at Valley Forge and good old Dolly Madison, ST Martha's husband, George from the British in the White House in the War of 18 12.

第1，第1夫人瑪莎-華盛頓在Valley Forge和好老多莉-麥迪遜，ST瑪莎的丈夫，喬治從英國人在白宮的戰爭18 12強勢站立。

These were not just wives of presidents, but patriots themselves.

這些人不僅僅是總統的妻子，而是愛國者自己。

Karen or Roosevelt.

凱倫或羅斯福。

Lady on a mission at a United Nations Human Rights Commission.

在聯合國人權委員會執行任務的女士。

Just like a teabag.

就像一個茶包。

You knew Eleanor was strong because she flight went in hot water just like me singing the song Lady Bird Johnson kept America clean.

你知道埃莉諾很堅強，因為她的飛行是在熱水中進行的，就像我唱著 "伯德夫人 "約翰遜的歌，讓美國保持乾淨。

Betty Ford, a Nazi waking to with you know what I mean.

貝蒂-福特，一個納粹分子醒來後，你知道我的意思。

Michelle Obama is an icon who put veggies in your school and like that.

米歇爾-奧巴馬是一個偶像誰把蔬菜在你的學校和喜歡的。

Well, in Onassis, the epitome of cool Rosalynn Carter lobby for the Equal Rights Amendment.

好吧，在奧納西斯，酷的縮影 Rosalynn卡特遊說平等權利修正案。

Or is Harding ran a paper tell her husband, Beacon President Abigail Adams helped inform his politics and her son John Quincy Adams was of this number six.

或者是哈丁跑了一份報紙告訴她的丈夫，烽火臺總統阿比蓋爾-亞當斯幫助通知他的政治和她的兒子約翰-昆西-亞當斯是這個數字六。

Um, how many first ladies are there?

嗯，有多少位第一夫人？

Just 45.

只是45歲。

I hate to tell you this, but you only have one minute left.

我不想告訴你，但你只有一分鐘的時間。

What?

什麼？

Oh, no, that can't be right.

哦，不，這不可能是正確的。

Martha Jefferson.

瑪莎-傑弗遜

That's just 11.

這只是11。

Now I'll have to rush.

現在我得趕路了。

Pat Nixon and Melania Trump and Farm and Laura Bush, New Hoover, Sarah Polk and Lucy Hayes.

帕特-尼克松和梅拉尼婭-特朗普以及農場和勞拉-布什、新胡佛、莎拉-波克和露西-海斯。

What was I thinking?

我在想什麼？

Happy versus on the tragic type of Mary Todd Lincoln.

快樂與上瑪麗-託德-林肯的悲劇型。

Louisa Adams, Frances Cleveland Elizabeth Monroe, Julia and Leticia Tiger.

路易莎-亞當斯、弗朗西斯-克利夫蘭-伊麗莎白-門羅、朱莉婭和萊蒂西亞-泰格。

Mamie Eisenhower.

Mamie Eisenhower.

You know Edith Roosevelt Jane Pearson, Felon Arthur.

你知道伊迪絲-羅斯福簡-皮爾森，亞瑟重刑犯。

I gotta hand it in me.

我得把它交給我。

Carolina Now to Hammerson Helen Taft Ida McKinley High School into Lucretia Garfield Only seven more to go.

卡羅萊納州現在到漢默森海倫-塔夫特艾達-麥金利高中進盧克麗霞-加菲爾德 只剩下7個了。

Abby Fillmore.

艾比-菲爾莫爾。

Rachel Jackson.

瑞秋-傑克遜

Margaret Taylor gets close.

瑪格麗特-泰勒接近了。

You guys have Johnson, Edith Wilson, Julia Grant.

你們有約翰遜，伊迪絲-威爾遜，朱莉婭-格蘭特。

So close I can.

如此接近我可以。

Thanks to Hillary Rodham Clinton, we almost had the first man.

多虧了希拉里-羅德姆-克林頓，我們幾乎擁有了第一個男人。

Wow.

哇哦

Two minutes.

兩分鐘

You did it.

你做到了

That's why the right man for the job is always a woman.

這就是為什麼合適的男人總是女人的原因。