Look at those shoes.

看看這些鞋子。

Outlandish.

匪夷所思。

She's wearing Dorothy's clubs.

她穿著桃樂絲的球杆。

Yeah, Looks like candy apples have plantar fasciitis.

是啊，看來糖果蘋果有足底筋膜炎。

Fascinating.

迷人的。

It's not contagious.

這不是傳染病。

And, uh, these men, these feel good on my feet.

而且，呃，這些人，這些感覺很好，在我的腳。

Their dance goes there.

他們的舞蹈就在那裡。

Really Kind of, like clogs dance co A name of the company that you got a little something.

真的有點，像木屐舞公司的名字，你有一點東西的公司。

Uh, okay, let's say I'm hoping that I do.

呃，好吧，就說我希望我這樣做。

Well, I like Ferraris, and, uh, and it suits by Sears.

我喜歡法拉利，還有，呃，西爾斯百貨的西裝。

Uh, first of all, I don't know how to where to begin you have had.

呃，首先，我不知道該從何說起，你有。

It's so great you do such a fantastic job.

你做得真好，你做得真好。

You're so funny.

你真有趣

And you've been doing such great work, and then you're getting recognized for it, Which is a nice thing.

你一直在做這樣偉大的工作， 然後你得到認可， 這是一件好事。

I mean, between the Emmys and Sag Golden Globe, I'm just curious how you're handling this all because you've been thrown into a world.

我的意思是，在艾美獎和薩格金球獎之間，我只是好奇你是如何處理這一切的，因為你已經被扔進了一個世界。

All these big stars now must be coming up to you saying hi.

現在這些大明星肯定都會來跟你打招呼。

Do you get starstruck?

你會不會被星際迷惑？

I do.

我是這麼想的

I get really starstruck.

我真的會被星光所吸引。

I saw Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on the red carpet at the Golden Globes, and I was being interviewed, and, um and I waved to them.

我看到安吉麗娜-朱莉和布拉德-皮特在金球獎的紅毯上，我正在接受採訪，而且，嗯，我向他們揮手。

They said, Oh, do you and they waved back.

他們說，哦，是嗎，他們還揮手。

And I said, Do you know them?

我說，你認識他們嗎？

I said you just witnessed are meeting right here.

我說你剛剛目睹了我們在這裡見面。

Uh, Angelina was being interviewed, and Brad was kind of standing off to the side and we walked by each other.

呃，安吉麗娜正在接受採訪， 和布拉德是那種站在 關閉到一邊，我們走過對方。

He said, Hi.

他說，嗨。

Nice to meet you.

很高興見到你。

And and And he took my hand and I don't know, I felt like I didn't want to waste his time, so I pulled it away before he was done holding it.

然後他拉著我的手，我不知道，我覺得我不想浪費他的時間，所以我在他還沒拿完之前就把它拉開了。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

So I don't know, I felt like I was taking up too much of his time, and he kind of did that.

所以我不知道，我覺得我佔用了他太多的時間，他也是這樣做的。

And I just felt really bad.

我只是覺得真的很糟糕。

So you don't want that old thing?

所以你不想要那個老東西？

You don't know where this has been.

你不知道這是哪裡來的。

I Yeah.

是啊

So I I I wanted I pulled it away from and I felt stupid about it, But he was really great.

所以我想我把它拉開，我覺得很愚蠢，但他真的很偉大。

He was He's beautiful.

他是他的美麗。

Yeah.

是啊。

Any person you say he's a nice guy, you know?

任何一個人，你說他是個好人，你知道嗎？

Not like on camera.

不像在攝影機上。

Really hideous.

真的很可怕。

Yeah, it was awful.

是啊，太可怕了。

Do you find yourself when you meet someone who's really famous?

當你遇到一個真正出名的人時，你會發現自己嗎？

Sometimes you just stare at like individual.

有時你只是盯著像個人。

You're so famous.

你這麼出名。

There's this weird like you look at What you do is you see?

有這種奇怪的喜歡你看你做什麼是你看？

You see them as like you are a real person.

你看他們就像你是一個真實的人。

You have flaws.

你有缺陷。

You have.

你有。

You know, you see them on screen.

你知道，你在螢幕上看到他們。

It's just you don't expect them to have pores.

只是你不希望他們有毛孔。

You expect that their wax figures, You know, Um, now, the glee cast I know was invited to the White House.

你希望他們的蠟像， 你知道，嗯，現在，歡樂演員我知道被邀請到白宮。

This is the level that that you guys have achieved.

這就是你們所達到的水準。

Did you have achieved?

你有實現嗎？

I was shined, but I was.

我被照亮了，但我。

I was not invited to the White House.

我沒有被邀請去白宮。

What?

什麼？

No, I wasn't.

不，我沒有。

I thought I heard the glee cast was invited.

我想我聽說歡樂谷的演員被邀請了。

That must mean you as well.

那肯定也是指你了。

No, I think it's just the kids.

不，我想這只是孩子們的問題。

Nobody told me.

沒有人告訴我。

No one told you.

沒有人告訴你。

You're breaking this news to me right now.

你現在就把這個消息告訴我。

This is awkward.

這很尷尬。

It was like it was sure fun at Andy's party last night.

就像昨晚在安迪的派對上肯定很好玩。

What?

什麼？

Andy's play.

安迪的戲。

Maybe it went to Spam.

也許它去了垃圾郵件。

Yeah, we'll have you met President Obama before I did.

是啊，我們會讓你在我之前見到奧巴馬總統。

I am.

我就是

He came to the gay debates.

他來參加同志辯論會。

The logo, we call them the gate of the logo sponsored.

標誌，我們稱他們為標誌贊助的大門。

I don't remember.

我不記得了

The gay debate was the well in that terrible.

同志辯論是井在那可怕。

They sponsored the presidential debates and the beginning of the Republicans came, but John Edward go Hello.

他們贊助的總統辯論和共和黨的開始來，但約翰-愛德華去你好。

John Edwards and Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton were there And, uh, Dennis Kucinich and I met with him Obama with a group of people beforehand, you know, kind of a meet and greet.

約翰-愛德華茲和巴拉克-奧巴馬 還有希拉里-克林頓都在那裡 丹尼斯-庫奇和我和他見了面 奧巴馬事先和一群人見了面，你知道的，算是見面會。

And he said to me, I'm from Chicago.

他對我說，我來自芝加哥。

He said, Do I know you're You look really familiar.

他說，我認識你嗎？ 你看起來很面熟。

And I said, Well, I'm from Chicago, but you haven't been there in a while.

我說，嗯，我是從芝加哥來的，但你有一段時間沒去了。

I don't know.

我不知道。

We met there, and I would remember, of course, if I met him there.

我們是在那裡認識的，如果我在那裡遇到他，我當然會記得。

And, um So we had a little talk and with us.

而且，嗯... ...所以我們有一個小的談話，並與我們。

And then he turned around.

然後他轉身。

He went 40 year old virgin.

他去了40歲的處女。

Our president saw the 70 year old Virgin.

我們的總統看到了70歲的處女。

I thought that was so cool.

我覺得這太酷了。

It's good to the people.

這是對人民的好。

I hope people all know that.

希望大家都知道。

That's the name of the movie, right?

那是電影的名字，對嗎？

Four year old virgin.

四歲的處女。

Okay, fine.

好吧，好吧。

That's 50 year old virgin.

那是50歲的處女。

He has to get that a lot of my twenties 20 year old virgin.

他必須得到很多我二十多歲的20歲的處女。

Stop.

停止。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Just stop it.

別這樣

You know, we were talking about you mentioned 40 year Old Virgin and in so many roles and especially on glee, you do so many things.

你知道，我們正在談論 你提到40歲的老處女 並在這麼多的角色，尤其是在歡樂， 你做這麼多的事情。

Well, but you are so great at being judgmental with your eyes.

好吧，但你的眼神判斷力太強了。

You know, I was thinking about this today.

你知道，我今天在想這個問題。

It's just just that the judgment that can come out of those those Look at that right now.

只是，能出來的判斷，那些那些看看現在。

Very easy.

非常容易。

Very easy to intimidate.

很容易被嚇到。

I know I am.

我知道我是。

You compared glee to the show, The Brady Bunch.

你把Glee比作 "布雷迪家族 "這個節目。

And I was, uh what do you see as the comparison?

而我是，呃，你覺得比較什麼？

Well, the big comparison we were just talking about because we were Mr and Mrs Brady in the Brady the real live Brady bunch.

好吧，我們剛才說的大比較是因為我們是布雷迪夫婦在布雷迪... ...真實的布雷迪一夥。

And he was my beloved, the stage production.

而他是我的夫妻，舞臺上的作品。

And we were saying, How ugly is kind of the real Brady bunch all over again?

我們說，多麼醜陋的那種真實的布雷迪的一群人一遍？

We're the parents, and we don't get to go to the White House basically, because we're not the kids and we're not the ones out doing.

我們是父母，我們沒有得到 去白宮基本上， 因為我們不是孩子，我們不是 那些出去做。

The musical numbers were in the background watching them.

樂曲在背景中看著他們。

So also, you're also watching all the time, going awful, you know, But is it is It will be a fan of the Brady Bunch.

所以，你也在看所有的時間，去可怕的，你知道的，但它是它將是一個風扇的布雷迪束。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

It shaped it shaped my psyche.

它塑造了它塑造了我的心理。

I mean, the Brady Bunch was the thing.

我的意思是，布雷迪家庭是的事情。

You know?

你知道嗎？

This, that was a home where if a kid threw a temper tantrum and ran up the stairs and slammed the door, they would get a gentle knock from the parents.

這，那是一個孩子發脾氣跑上樓梯摔門的家，如果孩子發脾氣，會得到父母輕輕的敲門聲。

Yes, come in and sit on the edge of the bed and say, What's going on?

是的，進來坐在床邊說，怎麼了？

That didn't happen in my house.

我家沒有這種情況。

What happened to your house?

你家怎麼了？

No, no temper tantrum.

不，不發脾氣。

They were like, You know, good riddance.

他們很喜歡，你知道，好擺脫。

Yeah.

是啊。

Stay in your riding like mine.

留在你的騎行中，像我一樣。

Where?

哪兒？

Which one are you?

你是哪一個？

35.

35.

Fred Headon.

Fred Headon.

Number 35 is acting up.

35號正在行動。

I literally sent an email or an email in 1968.

1968年，我真的發了一封郵件或電子郵件。

You are way ahead of you.

你已經走在了你的前面。

You are so far ahead of your time.

你是如此的超前。

I built a computer.

我做了一臺電腦。

He said I was crazy.

他說我瘋了。

I sent a letter to I waited for the credit for the closing credits of The Brady Bunch.

我給我發了一封信，我等著《布雷迪家族》的結尾字幕的功勞。

And I sent a letter to Universal Studios casting, and I said, I want to be on the Brady Bunch.

我給環球影城的選角發了一封信，我說，我想上《布雷迪家族》。

Do you have a young, uh, like actors program where you know, I can learn how to do this?

你有一個年輕的，呃，像演員計劃，你知道，我可以學習如何做到這一點？

And they sent me a letter back and it was an assistant of the casting person, and it was a really horrible letter.

他們給我回了一封信，是一個選角人的助理，那是一封非常可怕的信。

Like, you know, we don't take unknowns.

就像，你知道，我們不接受未知數。

We don't believe that it was probably some assistant getting themselves off.

我們不相信，這可能是一些助理在為自己脫罪。

And, um But I took that letter, and I put it in my scrapbook like it was some kind of victory.

而且，嗯... ...但我把那封信， 我把它放在我的剪貼簿 像它是某種勝利。

Yeah, you know, and they got my name wrong.

是啊，你知道，他們把我的名字弄錯了。

It would say Jamie Lynch, But I was like, Oh, my gosh, I got a you know, a letter from Universal Studios.

上面會寫著傑米-林奇，但我當時想，哦，天哪，我收到了一封... ...你知道，環球影城的信。

Even though it was telling me Don't forget your dream and and stay in Dalton, Illinois.

即使它告訴我 不要忘記你的夢想，留在伊利諾伊州的道爾頓。

You did not say forget your No one gets a letter that says, Forget your dream.

你沒有說忘記你的 沒有人收到一封信說，忘記你的夢想。

Get your dream.

獲得你的夢想。

You're sincerely, uh, was you Did you have a favorite Brady Bunch episode was really stood out.

你是真誠的，呃，是你有一個最喜歡的布雷迪邦奇的情節是真的站出來。

Okay, They the girls are trying to build their own.

好吧，他們這些女孩正試圖建立自己的。

We didn't do this episode, but they're trying to build their own clubhouse in the back yard.

我們沒有做這一集，但他們想在後院建自己的會所。

The boys had a treehouse, so they tried to end.

男孩們有一個樹屋，所以他們試圖結束。

Um, of course, because they're girls and women.

嗯，當然，因為她們是女孩和女人。

They don't know how to handle, you know, saws and hammers and nails.

他們不知道如何處理， 你知道，鋸子，錘子和釘子。

And so they're out there in their little outfits and all of a sudden wall falls and it almost hit Cindy.

所以他們穿著小衣服在外面，突然一堵牆倒下，差點砸到辛迪。

And so, Bob.

所以，鮑勃。

So Mike Brady says All right, boys, come on, get out there and we're gonna We're gonna do this.

所以邁克・布雷迪說，好吧，孩子們，來吧，在那裡，我們要去，我們要做到這一點。

We're gonna build.

我們要建立。

We're gonna show them how it's done and they go.

我們要讓他們看看是怎麼做的，他們就會走。

Ladies, we need lemonade and plenty of it.

女士們，我們需要檸檬水，而且要很多。

And balls.

和球。

Women say skedaddled back kitchen and made the lemonade For the men who loved it, it's a different time.

女人們說在後廚做了檸檬水 對於愛它的男人來說，這是一個不同的時代。

Who's Mike Brady to tell anybody how to build anything?

邁克-布雷迪憑什麼告訴別人如何建造任何東西？

No, that's the crappiest house I've ever seen.

不，這是我見過的最爛的房子。

Exactly.

就是這樣

Every time they shut the door on the whole thing shakes two bedrooms for six kids.

每次他們把門關上的時候，整個人都在搖晃兩個臥室的六個孩子。

Isn't that insane?

這不是瘋了嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

It doesn't sound crazy to me.

在我看來，這並不瘋狂。

Oh, what?

哦，什麼？

He's being put up in the attic.

他被關在閣樓裡了。

This isn't about me.

這不是關於我的。

Or is it?

還是說是？