I'm going to share some of my horror stories with you.

我將與你分享一些我的恐怖故事。

When I first started tattooing, I had a guy.

當我剛開始紋身的時候，我有一個人。

He was drunk, but I didn't know he was drunk.

他喝醉了，但我不知道他喝醉了。

He passed out.

他暈了過去。

So I went and got my mentor and I said, This guy is unconscious.

於是我去找了我的導師，我說：這傢伙昏迷了。

What do I do?

我該怎麼辦？

And he said, Well, you might as well keep tattoo on him.

他說，你還是把紋身紋在他身上吧。

And when he wakes up, it'll be done.

等他醒過來，就可以了。

Seemed weird, but I guess it made sense.

看起來很奇怪，但我想這是有道理的。

So I went on to tattoo him while he was unconscious.

於是我就趁他昏迷的時候去給他紋了身。

And next thing I know after, like, five minutes picks up his head and projectile vomits straight into my lap and across my work station and then passed out again.

接下來，我知道後，像，五分鐘 拿起他的頭和彈丸狀嘔吐 直接在我的腿上，並在我的工作站 然後再次暈倒。

I was covered in vomit.

我渾身都是嘔吐物。

I had to hose everything down in my room and, uh, no, don't tattoo drunk, because that's what happens.

我不得不用水管把房間裡的東西都沖洗乾淨 還有，呃，不要喝醉了才去紋身，因為那是會發生的事。

Hi, I'm fan.

嗨，我是粉絲。

I'm from Bristol Tattoo.

我是布里斯托爾紋身公司的。

It's vegan shop in Brooklyn.

這是布魯克林的素食店。

It was summertime, and the guy came into the shop and he wants to get a small number on his red here.

當時正值夏天，那個人來到店裡，他想在他的紅色這裡弄個小號。

Asked him to put on like this placement the second he open his arm like that I'm like, Do you should have take a shower before coming to get a tattoo.

問他穿上這樣的位置，他一打開手臂，我就說，你是不是應該先洗個澡再來紋身。

I'm almost passed out.

我幾乎要暈過去了。

It's the worst experience, Like a like a chemical destroy weapon.

這是最糟糕的經歷，就像一個像化學毀滅武器。

And the second one is also the smell.

第二個也是氣味。

There's a girl, she's cute and she wants to get a costume piece on the back of her Carve.

有一個女孩，她很可愛，她想在她的刻骨銘心的背後得到一個服裝片。

And I asked her to take off her shoes because I have to check the placement.

我還讓她脫鞋，因為我要檢查一下位置。

And the second she took off her shoes.

而她脫鞋的那一秒。

It's also a summertime.

這也是一個夏天。

I was like, Okay, uh, it's like smells like a dad Fish.

我當時想，好吧，呃，它就像聞起來像一個爸爸魚。

It's so terrible and lucky She just lay down on her stomach and she cannot tell my face, but I have to beer the smell for, like, maybe two hours around.

它是如此可怕和幸運 她只是躺在她的肚子上，她不能告訴我的臉，但我必須啤酒的氣味，像，也許兩個小時左右。

And the first hour, I was like, I'm dying.

而第一個小時，我就像，我快死了。

But the last hour I was just like, Oh, I'm getting into the smell.

但最後一個小時，我只是想，哦，我開始喜歡上這個味道了。

I'm like I can I cannot smell anything else.

我就像我可以我不能聞到別的東西。

Just her feet.

只是她的腳。

The smell will never makes you forget.

這種味道會讓你永遠無法忘記。

I hope only need have this worst experience.

我希望只需要有這種最糟糕的經歷。

It won't happen to any artists.

這不會發生在任何藝術家身上。

I hope you will get lucky.

我希望你會有好運。

Yeah, just I recommend every single person getting take shower before you get in.

是啊，只是我建議每個人都要在你進去之前洗澡。

Tattoo.

紋身。

I appreciate that.

我很感激

Take a shower.

洗個澡吧

Mhm.

嗯

Yeah.

是啊。

Mm.

嗯。

Yeah.

是啊。