His latest film, Puss in Boots, opens Friday.

他的最新電影《穿靴子的貓》週五上映。

Please welcome Zach Galifianakis thing have been under there for the longest time It is.

請歡迎扎克-加里菲亞納基斯的事情已經下了很久了吧。

Didn't you hear feeling the pinch You during the Reba McEntire interview?

你沒聽到瑞巴-麥肯泰爾的採訪中，感覺到了捏你的感覺嗎？

A for a week.

一個星期的A。

What's wrong with the traditional entrance, pal?

傳統的入口有什麼不好，夥計？

Don't like doing that well, so good to see you.

不喜歡做得那麼好，所以很高興見到你。

To see you to just try and reassemble this if you don't mind.

如果你不介意的話，可以試著重新組裝這個。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Should I be winded for trying to break balsa wood?

我應該因為試圖打破巴沙木而被纏繞嗎？

Oh, that's well, that's so much less impressive now that you said it.

呵呵，這下好了，既然你說了，那就不那麼厲害了。

Well, you know, this was pure mahogany.

嗯，你知道，這是純正的桃花心木。

Uh, you know, I will say you look like you could smash through anything.

呃，你知道，我要說的是，你看起來像 你可以粉碎通過任何東西。

You I've got to say you look fit.

你... ...我不得不說你看起來很健康。

Yeah, You've been a real gym rat gym rat.

是啊，你一直是一個真正的健身房老鼠健身房老鼠。

Look, gym rat.

你看，健身房的老鼠。

If I'm not at gold's, I'm either equal knocks or jogging on the beach.

如果我不在Gold's，我不是在等敲，就是在海灘上慢跑。

Uh, really?

呃，真的嗎？

You just constantly going at it.

你只是不斷地去在它。

You just constantly work.

你只是不斷地工作。

Always been fit my whole life.

我一生都很健康

Real gym rat, gym rat.

真正的健身鼠，健身鼠。

Just keep saying gym rat if you say it enough, it happened.

只要你說夠了，就一直說體操鼠，就會發生。

So you think you're a gym rat.

所以，你認為你是一個健身房的老鼠。

But sometimes I consider myself a gym rat way.

但有時我認為自己是一個健身房的老鼠方式。

Hi, Zak.

嗨，扎克。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

It's nice that you two get along now.

你們倆現在相處得很好。

You know more than fine.

你知道的不止是罰款。

How about you?

你呢？

You were saying?

你剛才說什麼？

Yeah, we're going each other a very long time and used to come on my old late night show back in the late fifties.

是啊，我們要去對方很長一段時間，並曾經來 在我的老深夜節目 早在50年代末。

Early sixties.

六十年代初。

And you would, uh yeah.

而你會，呃，是的。

Great.

厲害

Always had great jokes.

總是有很好的笑話。

And I was thinking today do you remember the first joke you ever told?

我今天在想你還記得你講的第一個笑話嗎？

Uh, And when I was trying to be a stand up comic, Uh, yeah, e started doing stand up in the back of a hamburger restaurant and Times Square.

呃，當我試圖成為一個站立的喜劇， 呃，是的，我開始做站立 在漢堡店和時代廣場的後面。

And the first joke I ever wrote and performed was I was with this girl the other night.

我寫的第一個笑話和表演的笑話是我那天晚上和這個女孩在一起。

We were at our house, We had been drinking and she said, Zach, you could just sleep here.

我們在家裡，我們喝了酒，她說，扎克，你可以睡在這裡。

You couldn't sleep with my futon.

你不能和我的被褥一起睡。

Yeah.

是啊。

And I said to her, I don't sleep on anything that rhymes with Croton.

我對她說，我不睡在任何和克羅頓押韻的東西上。

That's an actual joke.

這是一個真正的笑話。

You really first joke.

你真是第一個笑話。

How did that?

怎麼做到的？

How did that really have a joke?

這怎麼會真的有笑話呢？

It's more just a Senate.

它更多的只是一個參議院。

Yeah, thinking.

是啊，在想。

How did that go over?

進展如何？

Oh, it bombed horribly.

哦，它炸得很可怕。

Yeah.

是啊。

So, uh, you ever giver you ever made the Croton joke since.

所以，呃，你有沒有給你曾經做過克羅頓的笑話，因為。

Have you ever gone back to it?

你有沒有回去過？

I just did just that.

我就是這麼做的。

Was it e 0 12 year span?

是E 0 12年的跨度？

E thought maybe you were dining out on that joke.

我想你可能是在吃這個笑話。

That was a regular doctor.

那是一個普通的醫生。

Great ice breaker at parties.

派對上的破冰高手。

I've got great things to say.

我有偉大的事情要說。

Asked me to stay over and sleep on a futon.

叫我住在這裡，睡在蒲團上。

That's the only way it works, E I will say this about you.

這是唯一的辦法，E我要說的是你。

You're not a overtly political comic.

你不是一個明顯的政治漫畫家。

You You're very silly.

你 你真傻

But do you ever have you ever done a lot of humor about politics?

但你有沒有做過很多關於政治的幽默？

No, I really don't.

不，我真的不知道。

I like politics.

我喜歡政治。

I I'm a little disappointed.

我我有點失望。

I'm a big fan of Sarah Palin.

我是莎拉-佩林的忠實粉絲。

And I have been for Excuse me, I'm a big fan of parasailing, Right?

而且我一直都是 對不起，我是滑翔傘的忠實粉絲，對吧？

Different.

不同的。

Totally got compute.

完全得到了計算。

Yeah.

是啊。

So you like parasailing?

所以你喜歡滑翔傘？