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  • they jump in my first guest starting the hangover movies.

    他們跳在我的第一個客人 開始宿醉電影。

  • His latest film, Puss in Boots, opens Friday.

    他的最新電影《穿靴子的貓》週五上映。

  • Please welcome Zach Galifianakis thing have been under there for the longest time It is.

    請歡迎扎克-加里菲亞納基斯的事情已經下了很久了吧。

  • Didn't you hear feeling the pinch You during the Reba McEntire interview?

    你沒聽到瑞巴-麥肯泰爾的採訪中,感覺到了捏你的感覺嗎?

  • A for a week.

    一個星期的A。

  • What's wrong with the traditional entrance, pal?

    傳統的入口有什麼不好,夥計?

  • Don't like doing that well, so good to see you.

    不喜歡做得那麼好,所以很高興見到你。

  • To see you to just try and reassemble this if you don't mind.

    如果你不介意的話,可以試著重新組裝這個。

  • Thank you.

    謝謝你了

  • Should I be winded for trying to break balsa wood?

    我應該因為試圖打破巴沙木而被纏繞嗎?

  • Oh, that's well, that's so much less impressive now that you said it.

    呵呵,這下好了,既然你說了,那就不那麼厲害了。

  • Well, you know, this was pure mahogany.

    嗯,你知道,這是純正的桃花心木。

  • Uh, you know, I will say you look like you could smash through anything.

    呃,你知道,我要說的是,你看起來像 你可以粉碎通過任何東西。

  • You I've got to say you look fit.

    你... ...我不得不說你看起來很健康。

  • Yeah, You've been a real gym rat gym rat.

    是啊,你一直是一個真正的健身房老鼠健身房老鼠。

  • Look, gym rat.

    你看,健身房的老鼠。

  • If I'm not at gold's, I'm either equal knocks or jogging on the beach.

    如果我不在Gold's,我不是在等敲,就是在海灘上慢跑。

  • Uh, really?

    呃,真的嗎?

  • You just constantly going at it.

    你只是不斷地去在它。

  • You just constantly work.

    你只是不斷地工作。

  • Always been fit my whole life.

    我一生都很健康

  • Real gym rat, gym rat.

    真正的健身鼠,健身鼠。

  • Just keep saying gym rat if you say it enough, it happened.

    只要你說夠了,就一直說體操鼠,就會發生。

  • So you think you're a gym rat.

    所以,你認為你是一個健身房的老鼠。

  • But sometimes I consider myself a gym rat way.

    但有時我認為自己是一個健身房的老鼠方式。

  • Hi, Zak.

    嗨,扎克。

  • Sorry.

    對不起,我不知道

  • It's nice that you two get along now.

    你們倆現在相處得很好。

  • You know more than fine.

    你知道的不止是罰款。

  • How about you?

    你呢?

  • You were saying?

    你剛才說什麼?

  • Yeah, we're going each other a very long time and used to come on my old late night show back in the late fifties.

    是啊,我們要去對方很長一段時間,並曾經來 在我的老深夜節目 早在50年代末。

  • Early sixties.

    六十年代初。

  • And you would, uh yeah.

    而你會,呃,是的。

  • Great.

    厲害

  • Always had great jokes.

    總是有很好的笑話。

  • And I was thinking today do you remember the first joke you ever told?

    我今天在想你還記得你講的第一個笑話嗎?

  • Uh, And when I was trying to be a stand up comic, Uh, yeah, e started doing stand up in the back of a hamburger restaurant and Times Square.

    呃,當我試圖成為一個站立的喜劇, 呃,是的,我開始做站立 在漢堡店和時代廣場的後面。

  • And the first joke I ever wrote and performed was I was with this girl the other night.

    我寫的第一個笑話和表演的笑話是我那天晚上和這個女孩在一起。

  • We were at our house, We had been drinking and she said, Zach, you could just sleep here.

    我們在家裡,我們喝了酒,她說,扎克,你可以睡在這裡。

  • You couldn't sleep with my futon.

    你不能和我的被褥一起睡。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • And I said to her, I don't sleep on anything that rhymes with Croton.

    我對她說,我不睡在任何和克羅頓押韻的東西上。

  • That's an actual joke.

    這是一個真正的笑話。

  • You really first joke.

    你真是第一個笑話。

  • How did that?

    怎麼做到的?

  • How did that really have a joke?

    這怎麼會真的有笑話呢?

  • It's more just a Senate.

    它更多的只是一個參議院。

  • Yeah, thinking.

    是啊,在想。

  • How did that go over?

    進展如何?

  • Oh, it bombed horribly.

    哦,它炸得很可怕。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • So, uh, you ever giver you ever made the Croton joke since.

    所以,呃,你有沒有給你曾經做過克羅頓的笑話,因為。

  • Have you ever gone back to it?

    你有沒有回去過?

  • I just did just that.

    我就是這麼做的。

  • Was it e 0 12 year span?

    是E 0 12年的跨度?

  • E thought maybe you were dining out on that joke.

    我想你可能是在吃這個笑話。

  • That was a regular doctor.

    那是一個普通的醫生。

  • Great ice breaker at parties.

    派對上的破冰高手。

  • I've got great things to say.

    我有偉大的事情要說。

  • Asked me to stay over and sleep on a futon.

    叫我住在這裡,睡在蒲團上。

  • That's the only way it works, E I will say this about you.

    這是唯一的辦法,E我要說的是你。

  • You're not a overtly political comic.

    你不是一個明顯的政治漫畫家。

  • You You're very silly.

    你 你真傻

  • But do you ever have you ever done a lot of humor about politics?

    但你有沒有做過很多關於政治的幽默?

  • No, I really don't.

    不,我真的不知道。

  • I like politics.

    我喜歡政治。

  • I I'm a little disappointed.

    我我有點失望。

  • I'm a big fan of Sarah Palin.

    我是莎拉-佩林的忠實粉絲。

  • And I have been for Excuse me, I'm a big fan of parasailing, Right?

    而且我一直都是 對不起,我是滑翔傘的忠實粉絲,對吧?

  • Different.

    不同的。

  • Totally got compute.

    完全得到了計算。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • So you like parasailing?

    所以你喜歡滑翔傘?

they jump in my first guest starting the hangover movies.

他們跳在我的第一個客人 開始宿醉電影。

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