EVERYBODY.

每個人。

MY GUEST TONIGHT CHANGED LATE-NIGHT COMEDY AS THE HOST OF

我的客人今晚改變了深夜喜劇，作為主持人的。

"THE ARSENIO HALL SHOW."

"阿塞尼奧-霍爾秀"。

HE NOW STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "COMING 2 AMERICA," A SEQUEL TO

他現在出演新片《美國來了》，這是《美國來了》的續集。

THE ORIGINAL.

原始的。

PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW," ARSENIO HALL!

歡迎來到 "晚間秀"，阿塞尼奧-霍爾！

ARSENIO, THANKS FOR BEING HERE, MAN.

阿塞尼奧，謝謝你來這裡，夥計。

>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME, SIR.

>> 謝謝你邀請我，先生。

I GUESS I PLANNED ON MEETING YOU ONE DAY, BUT NOT THIS WAY.

我想我打算有一天能見到你，但不是這種方式。

YOU IN NEW YORK, WHEREVER YOU ARE, ON ZOOM, AND ME SITTING IN

你在紐約，無論你在哪裡，在ZOOM上，而我坐在這裡。

FRONT OF RICK ROSS' HOUSE LAUGH.

在RICK ROSS的房子前大笑。

>> Stephen: I FEEL A STRONG URGE, AS SOMEBODY WHO WATCHED

>> 斯蒂芬：我感到強烈的敦促，作為一個誰看了。

LATE-NIGHT TV A LOT, I HAVE A STRONG URGE TO GO OOOOH!

深夜電視很多，我有強烈的衝動去OOOH！

WHEN I SEE YOU.

當我看到你的時候。

DO PEOPLE STILL DO THAT TO YOU EVERYWHERE YOU GO?

人們還是會這樣對你嗎？

>> YES, I WILL FOREVER BE THAT GUY FROM CLEVELAND WHO BROUGHT

>> 是的，我將永遠是那個來自克利夫蘭的傢伙誰把他的

THE BARK TO LATE NIGHT.

"酒吧到深夜"。

I TALK DOG TO BARKS.

我跟狗說話的酒吧。

WHEN MY SOFNS LITTLE, IT WAS CRAZY, BECAUSE WE WOULD WALK

當我的孩子們小的時候，它是瘋狂的，因為我們會走。

THROUGH MALLS, AND WHEN YOU ARE TWO NOBODY PREPARED YOU IN

通過商場，而當你是兩個沒有人準備你在。

HEAVEN FOR THE FACT THAT PEOPLE BARKED AT YOUR FATHER.

天堂為人們向你父親行禮的事實。

ONE DAY HE DID ASK, "WHY DO THEY BARK?"

有一天，他問："為什麼他們會叫？"

I HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO SAY, WOOT!

我有很多人誰說，WOOT！

WOOT!

嗚嗚！

AND THEY MAKE DIFFERENT NOISES.

它們發出不同的聲音。

A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE IT'S A DOG, STEPHEN.

很多人都沒有意識到它是一隻狗，史蒂芬。

>> Stephen: THE DOG POUND, HOW COULD THEY NOT KNOW?

>> 史蒂芬：狗場，他們怎麼會不知道？

>> I SWEAR TO YOU, TWICE A WEEK, SOMEONE SAYS ON TWITTER "WOOT,

>> 我向你發誓，每週兩次，有人在微博上說："嗚嗚。

WOOT" OR WOOO, WOOO.

嗚嗚 "或嗚嗚，嗚嗚。

THAT'S A JEFFREY OSBORN SONG, THAT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT GUY.

那是JEFFREY OSBORN的歌，那是一個完全不同的傢伙。

>> Stephen: AT LEAST THEY'RE BARKING AT THEIR FATHER IN A

>> 史蒂芬: 至少他們在向父親行禮。

FRIENDLY WAY.

友好的方式。

IT'S AFFECTIONATE.

它的影響。

>> OH, YES, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THANKFUL FOR THAT.

>> 哦，是的，我一直都很感謝你。

PEOPLE WHO CONFRONT ME, IT'S ALWAYS POSITIVE.

人誰面對我，它總是積極的。

IT MAY BE ANNOYING BUT NOT MEAN.

它可能會很煩人，但不意味著。

I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT REACTION.

我沒料到會有這種反應。

OH...

哦...

>> Stephen: IT'S NICE.

>> 史蒂芬：這很好。

THAT MUST BE NICE.

那一定是好的。

I WANT TO-- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW MOVIE.

我想... 我想談談新電影。

I HAVE A LOT-- I'VE GOT A MILLION QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

我有很多... 我有一百萬個問題要問你。

BUT FIRST I WANT TO KNOW HOW ARE YOU DOING?

但首先我想知道你怎麼樣？

HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY DURING COVID?

你和你的家人在COVID期間的情況如何？

WE CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, BUT HOWS THAT THE

我們能看到隧道盡頭的光，但怎麼會有這種情況呢？

TUNNEL BEEN FOR YOU?

隧道是為你準備的？

>> WOW, IT'S BEEN INCREDIBLE.

>> 哇，這真是太不可思議了。

FIRST OF ALL, IF YOUR RELATIONSHIP CAN LAST THROUGH

首先，如果你們的關係能夠持續到現在

THIS, YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP, BECAUSE A LOT OF

這，你知道你有一個良好的關係，因為很多的。

RELATIONSHIPS HAVE FALLEN BY THE WAYSIDE DURING THIS.

在這段時間裡，關係已經落在了路旁。

IT'S HARD WHEN YOU CAN'T LEAVE AND YOU'RE JUST WITH THE ONE YOU

當你無法離開，只和你的那個人在一起時，這很難。

LOVE.

愛。

SO ME AND MY GIRL ARE DOING GREAT.

所以我和我的女孩都做得很好。

MY SON, HE TESTS HIMSELF AND COMES TO VISIT DAD SOMETIMES,

我的兒子，他自己測試，有時會來拜訪爸爸。

BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL DAD.

因為他不想殺了爸爸。

>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.

>> 史蒂芬：這很好。

>> MY MOM, I'M SPENDING A LOT OF MONEY ON YARN AND WEED-- OF

>> 我的媽媽，我花了很多錢 在YARN和雜草 - -的。

COURSE WE'D FOR ME, AND YARN FOR HER.

當然，我們會為我，為她吶喊。

I HAD TO FIND HER A HOBBY AND SHE SHE'S MAKING HATS.

我得給她找個愛好，她卻在做帽子。

>> Stephen: OH, LIKE WHAT KIND OF HATS?

>> 史蒂芬：哦，比如什麼類型的帽子？

ARE WE TALKING KNIT CAPS AND STUFF LIKE THAT?

我們是在說針織帽之類的東西嗎？

>> YEAH, SHE'S MADE, THIS YEAR, 79 HATS.

>> 是的，她今年做了79頂帽子。

AND HERE'S HOW CRAZY IT IS: YOU KNOW, I'VE DONE 40 INTERVIEWS

這就是它的瘋狂之處。你知道嗎，我已經做了40次採訪了

THIS WEEK.

本週。

BUT MY MOTHER MADE A HAT FOR YOU.

但我媽媽為你做了一頂帽子。

AND IT'S-- I THINK SHE SAW YOU WITH ANDERSON COOPER, AND

而且它是 -- 我想她看到你與安德森-庫珀，和

ANYBODY SHE SEES WITH ANDERSON COOPER, SHE LOVES, WHICH I THINK

任何她看到的人與安德森-庫珀， 她愛，這我認為

IS A MISTAKE AS A RULE OF THUMB.

是一個錯誤的經驗法則。

( LAUGHTER ) BUT FOR SOME REASON, SHE'S A

（笑）但出於某種原因，她是一個。

HUGE FAN-- AND I'M GOING TO-- I'M GOING TO MAIL IT TO YOU.

我是你的忠實粉絲，我要... 我要把它寄給你。

SHE ACTUALLY MADE YOU A HAT.

她真的給你做了一頂帽子。

>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE IT THERE?

>> 史蒂芬：你有它在那裡嗎？

CAN YOU SHOW ME?

你能告訴我嗎？

>> OH, I HAD IT.

>> 哦，我有它。

WE BOXED IT UP, AND WE'RE GOING TO SEND IT.

我們把它裝好了，我們要把它寄出去。

APPARENTLY, THERE'S A BOB MACKIE KIOSK AT HER HOUSE.

顯然，有一個BOB MACKIE KIOSK在她家。

I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE GOT THIS BOX.

我不知道她是怎麼得到這個盒子的。

BUT...

但是...

IT'S A SPARKLY GLITTER BOX.

這是一個閃閃發光的盒子。

AND SHE MADE YOU THIS HAT.

她給你做了這頂帽子。

AND SHE PUT HER NAME ON IT!

她把她的名字寫在上面！

>> Stephen: I'M HONORED.

>> 史蒂芬：我很榮幸。

PLEASE TELL YOUR MOTHER, I'M HONORED.

請告訴你母親，我很榮幸。

>> SHE-- HER NAME IS ANNIE HALL.

>> 她... 她的名字是安妮-霍爾。

BUT SHE PUT ANNIE M. HALL, BECAUSE SHE'S STILL MAD AT WOODY

但她把安妮-M-霍爾，因為她還在生Woody的氣。

ALLEN.

我的意思是...

SHE THINKS HE OWES HER MONEY OR SOMETHING.

她認為他欠她錢或什麼的。

>> Stephen: A LOT-- A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE MAD AT HIM THESE

>> 史蒂芬：很多--很多人對他這些都很生氣。

DAYS.

天。

( LAUGHTER ) OKAY, WELL, LET'S GET TO THE

好吧，好吧，讓我們來談談。

HEAT OF THE MEAT HERE.

這裡的肉的熱量。

YOU AND I HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON THAT JUST NOT A LOT OF

你和我有一些共同的東西，只是沒有很多的

PEOPLE DO IS THAT HOSTING A NETWORK LATE-NIGHT SHOW, THE

人們做的是，主持一個網絡深夜節目，該。

"THE ARSENIO HALL SHOW," THE FIRST TIME IT WAS ON, WHAT WAS

"阿塞尼奧-霍爾秀"，第一次開播的時候，是什麼？

THE RUN?

奔跑？

WAS IT 89 IN '95 OR SOMETHING?

是95年的89年還是什麼？

WHAT WAS THE FIRST RUN?

第一輪是什麼？

>> YEAH, IT WAS LIKE A SIX-YEAR RUN, AND THEN I STEPPED AWAY AND

>> 是的，它就像一個六年的運行， 然後我走了，並。

HAD A KID AND DID A LOT OF WONDERFUL THINGS-- NOT MUCH

有一個孩子，做了很多奇妙的事情 - - 沒有多少。

WORK.

工作。

AND THE SECOND-- I DID A REBOOT THAT LASTED A YEAR.

和第二次 - 我做了一個重啟 持續了一年。

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO WHAT YOU DO, MAN.

我不知道你怎麼做的，夥計。

LIKE, YOU DID A JOKE LAST NIGHT, A BUTT DIALING FROM MARS JOKE.

就像，你做了一個笑話，昨晚，一個屁股從火星撥號笑話。

I WAS DYING IN MY HOME.

我在我的家裡奄奄一息。

BUT I WAS LIKE HOW IS HE PACING HIMSELF?

但我想，他是如何踱步自己？

HOW IS HE TIMING HIMSELF?

他是怎麼計時的？

HE'S THERE WITH LIKE THREE WHITE GUYS.

他和三個白人一起在那裡。

>> Stephen: TWO, TWO WHITE GUYS, AND THEY'RE ALMOST AS

>> 史蒂芬：兩個，兩個白種人，而且他們也差不多。

WHITE AS I AM.

白如我。

>> TRUST ME, THE BUTT DIALING JOKE WOULD HAVE KILLED AT THE

>> 相信我，屁股撥號的笑話會殺死的。

APOLLO.

APOLLO：

>> Stephen: GOOD!

>> 史蒂芬: 好的!

GOOD!

好！

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW THAT SHOW STARTED.

我想談談這個節目是怎麼開始的。

WHERE-- WHERE-- FIRST OF ALL, YOU WERE UP AGAINST-- I KNOW YOU

在哪裡... ... 在哪裡... ... 首先，你是反對...

SAID YOU WEREN'T REALLY IN COMPETITION WITH JOHNNY, BUT

你說你不是和約翰尼競爭，但是... ...

UPPER OPPOSITE JOHNNY, YOU KNOW, THE UNDISPUTED KING OF ALL.

約翰尼的左上角，你知道的，所有的祕密之王。

AND WHAT DOES THAT FEEL LIKE TO START THAT SHOW?

開始表演的感覺如何？

I MEAN, WHAT WERE THE-- WHAT WERE THE BUTTERFLIES LIKE?

我是說，那些... ... 那些蝴蝶是什麼樣子的？

>> IT WAS-- IT WAS-- IT WAS AMAZING.

>> 它是--它是--它是--它是驚人的。

BECAUSE INITIALLY, YOU KNOW HOW LATE NIGHT CAN GET.

因為一開始，你就知道晚上會有多晚。

I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD NO LONGER BE HIS GUY.

我以為我不會再是他的人了。

I HAD MET HIM.

我見過他。

WE HAD TALKED ABOUT MAGIC, BECAUSE WE BOTH WERE MAGICIAN S.

我們曾談過魔法，因為我們都是魔法師。

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO SHOW THIS PHOTO OF YOU.

>> 你必須展示這張你的照片。

LOOK AT THE LAUGH YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF JOHNNY CARSON.

看看你從約翰尼・卡森身上得到的笑聲。

>> HEY, THAT'S WHAT EVERY COMIC WANTS.

>> 嘿，這就是每個漫畫家想要的。

IF YOU CAN MAKE JOHNNY CARSON GO BACK, THAT'S WHAT EVERY COMIC

如果你能讓約翰尼-卡森回來，那就是每個漫畫家的事了。

WANTS.

想要：

DURING THE COMMERCIAL-- LIKE I SAID I WAS A MAGICIAN AS A KID

在商業--就像我說的，我小時候是個魔術師

AND WE TALKED ABOUT THAT AND HE DID A COIN TRICK FOR ME.

我們聊了聊，他給我做了一個硬幣把戲。

AND HE DID SOMETHING WE DON'T DO NOW.

他做了一些我們現在不做的事情。

HE WAS SMOKING, PUT THE CIGARETTE UNDER THE DESK.

他在抽菸，把煙盒放在桌子下面。

IT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE.

這是一次很棒的體驗。

AND ED McMAHON WOULD CALL ME SOMETIMES, JOHNNY WOULD TELL ED

艾德-麥克馬洪有時會給我打電話，約翰尼會告訴艾德。

TO CALL ME AND GIVE ME NAMES.

打電話給我，給我名字。

>> Stephen: WOW!

>> 史蒂芬：WOW!

WAIT, I STEPPED ON THAT A LITTLE BIT.

等等，我踩到了一點。

JOHNNY WOULD TELL ED TO CALL YOU AND GIVE YOU NAMES FOR GUESTS OR

約翰尼會告訴艾德打電話給你，並給你客人的名字，或者是

SOMETHING?

什麼東西？

>> LIKE SOMETIMES JOHNNY WOULD COME ACROSS SOMEBODY HE THOUGHT

>> 就像有時約翰尼會遇到一些人，他認為。

WAS REALLY GREAT, BUT HE DIDN'T DISCOVER TALENT.

是真的很不錯，但他沒有發現天賦。

ME BEING THE YOUNG GUY, I WOULD PUT ON A NEW MARIAH CAREY OR

我是年輕人，我會穿上一個新的MARIAH CAREY或。

WILL SMITH.

威爾-史密斯。

THEY GAVE ME USHER RAYMOND ONCE, BECAUSE I GUESS ED KNEW HIM FROM

他們給了我USHER RAYMOND一次，因為我想ED從他身上認識他

"STAR SEARCH."

"明星搜索"

SO TO KNOW THAT NOT ONLY HE DOESN'T HATE ME, BUT HE TRIES TO

所以我知道他不僅不恨我，而且還想恨我

HELP ME BECAUSE THE PATHS WERE SO-- SO DIVIDED, SO DISTINCTLY

幫助我，因為道路是如此的... 如此的分叉，如此的不同。

DIVIDED.

分為：

YOU KNOW, YOU KNEW WHO A JOHNNY GUEST WAS, AND YOU KNEW WHO AN

你知道，你知道誰是約翰尼的客人，你知道誰是一個。

ARSENIO GUEST WAS.

ARSENIO GUEST是。

>> Stephen: ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT JOHNNY CARSON TOLD ED

>> 你是在告訴我，約翰尼-卡森告訴艾德了嗎？

McMAHON TO TELL ARSENIO HALL TO BOOK USHER?

麥克馬洪要告訴阿森尼奧-霍爾預約USHER？

>> YES, AND I THINK HE SAID, "MAKE SURE HE KNOWS ABOUT

>> 是的，我想他說過，"確保他知道...

SINBAD."

辛巴德。"

>> Stephen: I HEARD A STORY-- I HEARD A STORY-- IS IT TRUE YOU

>> 我聽到一個故事--我聽到一個故事--你是真的嗎？

HAD WILL SMITH ON, AND HE GOT PITCHED FOR "THE FRESH PRINCE"

有威爾-史密斯，他得到了 "新鮮王子 "的投球。

BACKSTAGE?

後臺？

>> YES, WILL WOULD STOP BY SOMETIMES JUST TO HANG OUT.

>> 是的，有時會停下來，只是為了出去玩。

MY GREEN ROOM WAS LIKE THIS INCREDIBLE CLUBHOUSE.

我的綠色房間就像這個不可思議的會所一樣。

I WAS LIKE THE CNN OF HIP HOP.

我就像HIP HOP的CNN。

EVERYBODY WOULD GATHER THERE.

每個人都會聚集在那裡。

THERE WAS NO TWITTER.

沒有微信。

I WAS THE BLACK BIRD.

我就是那隻黑鳥

THERE WAS NO BLUEBIRD, AND GUYS WOULD HANG OUT.

沒有藍鳥，和傢伙會掛出。

AND ONCE QUINCY SAID, "WHEN WILL COMES BY--" I TOLD QUINCY, HE'S

而一旦昆西說，"當意志來了 -"我告訴昆西，他是。

THERE ALL THE TIME.

在那裡所有的時間。

"WHEN WILL COMES BY, I'D LIKE TO PITCH SOMETHING TO HIM."

"當威爾來的時候，我想給他投球"

AT SOME POINT, WE PUT THEM IN AN EMPTY DRESSY ROOM.

在某些時候，我們把它們放在一個空的更衣室裡。

BENNIE MEDINA, WILL PRINCE, WILL'S FRIEND CHARLIE I THINK

BENNIE MEDINA, WILL PRINCE, WILL的朋友CHARLIE，我想...

WAS THERE-- IRRELEVANT TO THE STORY PROBABLY TO YOU-- AND

有... 與故事無關的，可能是你... ...

QUINCY JONES.

QUINCY JONES.

THEY TOOK IT TO NBC-- THE OPPOSING NETWORK-- AND "FRESH

他們把它帶到了NBC--相反的網絡--和 "新鮮"。

PRINCE OF BEL AIR HAPPENED."

貝爾空氣王子發生了。"

>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT WHEN WE COME

>> 我們必須快速休息一下，但是當我們回來的時候。

BACK, I WILL ASK ARSENIO ABOUT HIS NEW MOVIE "COMING 2

回頭，我會問阿森尼奧關於他的新電影 "來了2"。

AMERICA," AND ASK HIM HOW HE MET EDDIE MURPHY AND HOW THE FIRST

美國"，並問他如何遇到EDDIE MURPHY，以及如何第一次。

MOVIE CAME ABOUT.

電影是關於：

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